X
 CHAPTER 1
Goner Maker (1) Title: CONTACT

ARE YOU
THERE? ARE WE
CONNECTED? EXCELLENT. TRULY
EXCELLENT. NOW. WE MAY
BEGIN. FIRST. YOU MUST CREATE
A VESSEL. SELECT THE HEAD
THAT YOU PREFER.... SELECT THE TORSO
THAT YOU PREFER.... SELECT THE LEGS
THAT YOU PREFER.... THIS IS YOUR BODY. DO YOU ACCEPT IT?YESNO
[Kris's Room] (2) Title: The Beginning

TorielKRIS! Kris, if you do not wake
up, we will be late for
school! I will wait outside for
you, alright? Your bed.
(It's your bed.) (If you go back to sleep,
you may miss a lot of important
things.) (Will you go to bed?)
SleepDo not (If you go to bed, this chapter
of your adventures will end.) (Will you go to bed?)
YesNo Clothes drawer. It's a beautiful day outside. The drawer is mostly empty,
except for... There's nothing useful in the
drawer. There are CDs under the bed.
Classical, jazz, religious
ska... There's also a game console.
It has one normal controller,
and one knock-off one. It's a computer desk.
There are many boxes under it
filled with old books. It's a red wagon with a rusty
birdcage in it. Looks like it's seen quite a
few crashes. It's stained. Cell Phone - Call Home Ring... TorielHello?
Dreemurr residence...
Who might this be...? ... Kris? Sigh... Do not make me
come over there. (-)Click...
Toriel's Hallway (3) The door is locked. It's only you. There are crayons in the
drawer. Their labels have long
faded, and there's no green. A cactus.
There's not much to say about
it. There are many books. Tales of Snails - A Story Book. Snails Do Not Have Tails -
A Scientific Refutation. Can Snails Help Your Garden?
Um, Not Really. And a signed copy of The
History of Humans and Monsters,
by Gerson Boom.
There's no time to read
anything right now.
Toriel's Living Room (5) There's a photo on the fridge.
It's of you, your mother, and
your brother. There is some white fur stuck
in the drain. There's some cinnamony batter
caked on the stovetop.
(It's a butterscotch-cinnamon
pie.)
(It's still cooling.) (Cookie cutters for gingerbread
monsters and gingerbread
humans.) It's a trashcan.
Somehow, it's emitting a
pleasant floral scent.
It's a trashcan.
Somehow, its floral scent has
increased. It's a landline phone.
But you already have a cell
phone. (It's Chairiel, the beloved
living room chair.) It's the TV.
Doesn't seem to even be plugged
in anymore. It's a book of hymns. TorielWelcome home, honey! Did you have fun with
your friend today? By the way, I just
finished baking a pie... If you go to bed, it
will be cool when you
wake. ... but do not eat it
all this time, all
right?
TorielBack again? My, you are
active today, are you
not? Perhaps you can use some
of that energy to wake
up on time? Your brother cannot
carry you to school any
more, you know. TorielKris? What is it, honey? Cell Phone - Call Home Ring... (The phone is ringing, but you
can't get it.) (You're already on the phone,
after all...)
Toriel's Bathroom (6) On the shower ledge, there's a
small container of
apple-scented shampoo. ... and a gallon-sized
container of pet shampoo. (It's a toilet.)
(Flush it?)

YesNo You looked inside the sink
cupboard.
There's... A can of Ice-E's Cool Boys Body
Spray "Spray For the Boys,"
Flamin' Hot Pizza Flavor. It seems to be almost entirely
full.
Toriel's House (7) TorielKris! There you are! We
might still be able to
make it! (-)Kris... It is a beautiful day
today, is it not? I hope it stays this way when
ASRIEL visits next week. But I wonder...
After the excitement of
university... Will he still enjoy coming home
to this little town...? (It's your mom's van.)
(9) Hey neighbor-beighbor! When's
yah brother Doug gonna come by?
Huh huh huh! My girls'd love to see him!
He's a sweet little man! He's just got one problem...
He doesn't like my wife's
cookin'! What's wrong, Douglas?
You don't like frozen cat food?
Huh huh huh!
Can't blame yah brother for
leavin' town. He's out there, gettin' a big
brain in the big school. Hope when he becomes a big
shot, he remembers us little
guys down the street. Eatin' oranges and gettin' our
stomachs pumped. (It's a broken grill.) (... It smells like burnt cat
food.) (Various cat-themed junk is
piled up inside the house.) (It seems to be a bit of a
cat-sty...) CattyLil Krissy!!!
Like, what's up!?
Give Aunt Catty a hug! Mwah!
Mwah!
Mwah! Ha ha ha!
I'm not even actually
your aunt! Oh my god...
Can I talk to you about
something? ... Actually, like,
anything, though.
Your choice. (-)AsrielSisterNeighborsNothing CattyLil Krissy!
Did you wanna talk about
something!? CattyAww, Kris, like, if you
wanna come in... Our cat-flap, is like,
always open to you... NoelleOh, hi, Kris! Did you need help with
your homework again? I know you were having
trouble last time, so,
um, I actually got a few
things ready for you, in
case -- Ah, wait, sorry! I can't
right now... I forgot my house key
again, and... Sorry, Kris, I'll help
you later, if that's ok. See you at school, Kris! ... ... Umm, Kris? Did you... want to talk
about something? (-)SusieAnythingKeyNothing NoelleHi Kris!
Is something up? (It's an ornate gate.)
(It appears to be locked.) (There's some kind of
scratching noise coming from
inside...) BrattyKrissy!
Like, long time no see! What's up?
Did you wanna talk about
something? (-)NeighborGo AwayMemoriesNothing (Knock knock knock...) Ah, I'm afraid no one's home
right now, darling. Now, why don't you prance on
home?
(Knock knock knock...) I'm telling you, they're not
home right now. ... Ah, you just wanted to talk
to me...? ... My apologies, beautiful.
I'm afraid I'm a bit of a
nobody. (It's your dad's truck.) (The floor of the front seat is
littered with old papers and
country CDs...)
(10) Nothin' better than hangin' at
the lake with my best bro... Watchin' the waves go by... ... ... true. (It's a metal picnic table.)
(Cigarette butts lay on the
ground underneath it.) Hey... there...
Noticed you were...
Here... It's me!
You know ME, right?
Of course you do! I'm REAL popular!
I just! Don't have any friends... But it's OK, y'hear!
Because you're y'here! Will YOU be my friend?
YesNo
(11) ICE ME UP!
ICE ME UP, BOSS!!! (Ice E's P"E"ZZA, You're number
" 1" Spot for a piping hot
pe"E"ce of PEZZA.) (The entrance is locked.)
(No one's inside.) (Seems like all of the
employees are outside in
costume.) (Here at ICE-E'S PEZZA, You're
Family.) (... Is Going to Love it!) Would you be interested in
trying some of our many 24
Pezza Flavors? We've got Normal, Cheese, Ice, Gravy, Double Ice, Peeperoniss, And more!
Stop on down at ICE-E's PEZZA!
Psst, can I tell you a mascot
secret? I only started working
here because... The logo made me think it was
an ice-cream shop... But I ended up really loving my
job! And my co-workers, too!
Heehee! (Oh, God, someone's actually
here...)
Uhhhh... Ice E's P"E"ZZA, You're number
" 1" Spot for a piping hot
pe"E"ce of PEZZA. ... ... H... Hey!
Hey, wait a second! I recognize you! PizzapantsLittle buddy!
It's me! Wanna chat for a minute
before I lose my mind? (-)AsrielCo-WorkersJobNo PizzapantsH... Hey!
Hey little buddy!
What's up?! Sanshey, look who's walkin'
around. how are ya, kid? (-)
Great to
see you
againWho the
hell are
you? Sanswhat's up? Sans... hey bud. ... are you busy
tomorrow...? i need some help with
something. it'd be great if you
could come over. i live just next door,
ya know. (-)
YesNo (Knock knock knock...) (...) (No response...)
(... but the distant trousle of
bones.) (Knock knock knock...) Ooo, are you the human that
lives at the top of town? Wow, my mommy told me about
you... Does it hurt to be made of
blood??? (Knock knock knock...) Huh... that sounds like the
knock of a beginner. Come back when you've gotten
better at knocking! Yo, Kris!
You survived Susie, haha! I mean, I never saw her beat
anyone up, but, uh, I'd be
careful. Like, one time me, Snowy, and
Jockington were playing
handball, And she just kept creepily
watching us from the corner. Then, when the ball rolled over
to her she just, uh, froze
solid... ... and kicked the ball as hard
as she could, right into
Officer Undyne's car! Then, Undyne came out, smiling,
cracked her knuckles, and
totally wiped us at handball... Anyway, Susie sucks, Kris,
haha.
Yo, Kris, you look kind of
annoyed.
Everything OK? You can calm down now, dude!
Susie's not here, haha! ... Huh?
You look even more annoyed... (Knock knock knock...) OY, Snowy, whaddid I TELL YAH
about knockin' the door so
hahd! Don't!
Do!
It! It's REALLY gonna hurt yah
face! We don't have arms, yah
know! HOOH!!
You're lucky, Kris!! You got to miss class with
Alphys! It's not fair! Ha ha
ha! If I skipped class, my dad'd
never let me hear the end of
it!!! Ha ha ha!!! ... That's actually not even
remotely funny. Cell Phone - Sans's Number (Ring, ring...) Hello. You have reached the Hotline
for Idiot Babies. Please press 1 for Idiots, 2
for Babies, 3 for Idiot Babies,
and 4 for None. 1324 Cell Phone - Not Sans's Number (Ring, ring...)
(Ring, ring...)
(Ring, ring...) (The phone kept ringing
infinitely.)
(13) Police Chief Undyne is supposed
to be directing traffic... But all she's doing is standing
in the middle of the street
yelling "GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!" She's the best, huh!?
I feel really directed!!! UndyneHEY, PUNK!!!
GET OUT OF THE ROAD!!! YOU'RE BLOCKIN'
TRAFFIC!!!! ... Oh, wait, it's just
Asgore's kid. Sorry, I'm a little, uh,
worked up lately. This job is SO boring.
Nothing EVER happens in
this town! Ngh... I just wish
SOMETHING would shake
things up! ... Huh?
You got somethin' to
report? (-)AlphysHelp youDark WorldNothing UndyneGot somethin' to report? H-How am I supposed to get past
this blue lady...!?
I'm stuck!! I-I guess I should just run
away... (You knocked on the door to the
Police Station.) (...) (Someone's coming up to the
window.) (They just closed the
blinds...)
(Seems like the police aren't
really feelin' it right now...) (Police tape is blocking the
way.) (The tape simply reads
"NGAHHHHH!!!")
(15) Kris... What a pleasant
surprise to see you here.
And on a school day. There must be a reason that you
came here at such a time. I, Father Alvin, implore you.
If you have anything weighing
on your mind, please, speak.
Fruit JuiceNothing
(16) SHYRA
A KARAOKE MICROPHONE FOR A
BRAVE SINGER MUTTLER
A BIG BONE FOR THE LEADER OF
THE PACK CRYSTAL
A SNOWY GEMSTONE FOR A PROUD
MOTHER GERSON
RENOWNED HISTORIAN, AUTHOR, AND
TEACHER (Gerson Boom Memorial Bench) "Throughout my career, some of
my best ideas came from
dreams." "Take a rest here. If anyone
asks -- you're writing!"
(17) (It's locked.)
(18) (It's one of those sliding bead
toys that naturally spawns
inside doctors' offices.) (The beads march grimly along
their set path.) Oh, it's you.
Are you here to play the piano
again? The patients can't hear it well
from here, but I personally
enjoy it.
Sometimes the police chief
comes in to play the piano. Her playing is nice, but when
she starts singing... We have to ask her to leave.
Hmmm... you usually play the
piano a bit more...
beautifully. Is everything OK?
You DO seem a little sick... (It's an obligatory hospital
piano, shrunk to fit in the
corner.) (As a result, it's missing most
of the good keys.) (Play it?)
YesNo
(19) (It's a diagram showing a bunch
of lines and a circle.)
(20) NoelleAhahaha... DAD!
I can't just SAY that to
her! Oh my god... I'd DIE.
I'd LITERALLY die. RudyNoelle. Sweetheart.
First time I laid eyes
on your mother... I walked right up and
told her she was a HOT
piece of work. NoelleR...Really? RudyYeah, she slapped me so
hard I blacked out! NoelleHahaha...!
Dad, that doesn't help
at all! RudyAnyhow, how's Dragon
Blazers III?
Beat it yet? NoelleNah, I'm still at the
Ice Palace.
I've been kind of... ... kind of waiting to
finish it with you, Dad. Rudy...
Noelle... Maybe...
Maybe you shouldn't
wait. NoelleD... Dad? RudyYou should bring it
HERE!
I'm bored as hell! NoelleHar har har!
FINE, you win!
I'll bring it next time! Oh, it's getting late... Guess I better go.
I've got HOMEWORK. RudyOh.
That's the group project
voice. Bird guy again?
What's his name? Nerdly? NoelleIt's, um, Berdly...
He's not that bad, dad. RudyI'll kick his ass. NoelleHahaha...
Dad, you're not even
supposed to get up. RudyBring him by the window!
I'll throw something at
him! NoelleGOODBYE, dad. RudyBye, honey. Noelle... oh?
Hi, Kris...? RudyOh, so you're just here
to use the sink, huh? Come on, Kris!
Be a little friendlier!
(It's a sink.) RudyHey, Kris, is that sink
really more interesting
than me? (It's an angel doll.)
(Its lack of facial features is
unsettling.) (Patient Name.)
(Rudolph "Rudy" Holiday) RudyWell jingle my goshdarn
bells! Looks like
Krismas came early! Alright, Kris. Just
gimme the straight shot. Why you here?
Did your mom make you
come here? (-)
YesNo RudyHey, Kris, you wanna
chat or something? Don't worry, there's no
way you can bore me
right now! (It's a bunch of roses in a
glass container.) RudyHey, I'm happy your dad
brought me flowers,
but... Roses!? What is this,
man? Beauty and the
Beast? That ain't gonna work,
man! We're both beasts!
(It's a bunch of roses.)
(They seem healthy.) RudyKris, I love your dad,
but... Asgore, if you wanna go
to prom with me, just
ask! (It's a chair.)
(21) (It's a regular sink.)
(It's a clone of the other
sink.) (Perhaps there was originally
one tall sink that was cut in
half to create both of them.) (You looked inside the
cupboard.) (... a very small obligatory
piano is hiding inside.) (It's a classic 1-to-10 pain
scale, using ICE-E as a model.) (At 0 pain, he's happy.)
(At 10 pain, he's happy and
sweating.) This castle's WHITE WIZARDs
relegated me to this HEALING
CHAMBER... But my BLOOD is BOILING FOR
BATTLE!!!
(22) Catti... You're alive. ... Nice. ... ... I'm working.
Catti... This uniform's... Mandatory. Uh, we'll take the special, and
do you have any edible
glitter...? The youngest one won't eat
anything if it doesn't look
like treasure...
In a pinch, sprinkles will
work, too... (Rave reviews and autographs.)
(... from various normal
townspeople.) Hey there!
Haven't seen you in a while,
hun. I remember, back on Sundays,
after service... You and your family would come
in and order the special. 'Course, things happened, and
then... Y'all...
Stopped comin' together. But every Sunday, you and your
brother'd still come in. He'd order you a hot
chocolate... And you two'd sit down at that
table in the corner... ... drawin' shapes in the
window with your breath. ... You must really miss him, huh? ... Here, how about this? (You got the Hot Chocolate.) On the house, hun.
Don't be a stranger now,
alright, hun? Looking at my rugged body, you
must wonder what kind of
secrets I hold... My secret is, I put all my
leftover pancakes in this giant
hat.
Whew!
I sure love PANCAKE! Ice Wolf does not like ice in
drink. Ice Wolf likes ice... ... to BE drink!
Ice Wolf also like ice-themed
mascots. Dude, remember when we used to
skip the first hour of class to
come here? YOU were fine, but I almost had
to repeat the year 'cause of
it... Those crepes were MAD worth,
though! Delinquency is the best
condiment!
Dude, if we didn't bring Gerson
our leftovers, I bet I would
have failed HARD... I like the vibe of the
waitresses here.
Maybe I should sign up, too... ... Nah, serving drinks
wouldn't really suit a fire
elemental. If I got nervous, I'd just melt
all the ice.
What if I just served coffee?
Nah, that sounds like a lawsuit
waiting to happen... So, for you two girls, that'll
be the crepes, a cinnamon
latte... Two bunny parfaits, and... a
piece of firewood...?
And, how would you like that
firewood done?
(23) Hey short-stuff.
Why would YOU possibly need to
talk to the mayor? Your allowance too low?
Ate too much candies?
Lost your frisbee in the wash? Hey, short-stuff... That's what the cops are for.
What? Don't talk to you like
you're a "kid?" Fine... If you need someone to change
your diaper, go ask the Cop's. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
The mayor is busy right now. If you need to see her, please
try causing some terrible
crisis.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Are you here to complain about
your teacher? If you don't like her, please
blame your mother for getting
her hired... The mayor's charisma is about
zero.
No, it's negative. But she works hard and has a
good track record, so she runs
unopposed. Thaaaaaat's politics.
Rarely.
Not only does she act icy, she
always keeps her office's AC on
full blast. That chill I feel... is...
Is this what politics feels
like? (It's a painting of the town.) (It's a small pine tree.) (It's a chair.)
(Maybe it's into politics.)
(24) Dum dee dum... Oh?
Is someone there? Just a moment! I have almost finished watering
these flowers. ... Here we are! AsgoreHowdy!
How can I... ... Oh! Kris! ... Oh.
I'm sorry. I forgot if you don't
like hugs like that. Well now, make yourself
at home, Kris. You can help yourself to
anything you like. (It's some kind of catalogue...
There's a car magazine
underneath.) (It's a flower.) (It's a cash register.)
(There's not much change
inside.) AsgoreSay, Kris...
I was thinking. Perhaps when Asriel
comes home... We could all go to the
diner, just like old
times... My treat. Doesn't that sound
yummy?
AsgoreThen we could all have a
nice drive around town. I might need to clean
out my truck, but... (There are various flowers
inside.) AsgoreOh, Kris. Before you
go... Here.
For your mother...
Our secret. (-)(You got the Bouquet of
Flowers.) AsgoreHave a great day, Kris.
(25) (It's a note.)
(It says...) No rent received. Again.
Stop giving away flowers.
Start selling them. You have one month.
- C (Various bags of soil.) (It's a dirty watering can.) (It's a purple flower,
protected in a container...) (It's a blue flower, protected
in a container...) (It's a cyan flower, protected
in a container...) (It's a golden flower,
protected in a container...) (It's a yellow flower,
protected in a container...) (It's an orange flower,
protected in a container...) (It's a green flower, protected
in a container...) (It's a door.)
(It's locked.) (There is some dirty fur stuck
in the drain.) (It's a rusty fridge with some
photos on it.) AsgoreOh, Kris.
If you're hungry... ... help yourself to
anything you want. (-)Open
FridgeSee photosDon't (It's a rusty fridge with some
photos on it.) (It's a small TV.)
(On top are some superhero
comics.) (It's an air mattress.)
(It's certainly not
king-sized...) AsgoreYes, these flowers are
still kicking. Quite hard to take care
of them in this
climate...
(26) BerdlyKris!
You survived Susie!
I was getting worried! Now you can finally pay
off your family debt. How to Draw Dragons is
2583 days overdue. However, Kris.
I am a benevolent
volunteer assistant. If you turn it in this
week, I'll reduce your
fine to... A mere $64.23!
Consider it, Kris!
BerdlyAh, did you forget what
it looks like? The front is, perhaps...
a mauve dragon wearing
lipstick. And as for her clothes,
I believe they are,
well... You know, Kris, I think
you'll know it when you
see it! JockingtonKris! What'sup! Catti's working, so I'm
starting, on our
Project! I've already, copied a
bunch of pictures. (-)(It's the same picture of a
soccer ball 73 times.)
JockingtonYou could say I'm having
a Ball!
Hah haha! gotta go to colleg...
so tem stuby...
HARD!!!! (She's reading a comic full of
hot demon guys.) (There's an anime review.)
(Read it?)
No No No
No No No
No No NoYes (There's a crude drawing of an
ice-cube wearing a headband.) ("The TeenZone. Where Teen's
Can Be Kid's.") (A feeling of immense relief
washes over you.) I love reading books.
Especially the books upstairs.
You should really. Read them!
I love reading books.
Especially... The books. (You looked through the window
to the computer lab...) (There seems to be a dog inside
working at a computer...) (Seems like it's making a
game...) (Seems like you shouldn't
interrupt it...) (Seems like when the game's
finished, you can go in...) (You just have to trust the
dog...)
(You looked through the window
to the computer lab...) (Now the dog is just playing
the maracas...) (It's not doing any work...) (This might take a while...) (Computer Lab.)
(Please surf the web
responsibly.) (In fact, maybe don't do it at
all.) "Please remember my name.
Please. I wrote a book to help
you remember." (By Hots Fireguy) "Lord of the Hammer" (First in the award-winning
fiction series by lauded
historian Gerson Boom.) (There's a book here.)
(You lick the page...)
(It's delicious!) (This must be what they meant
by flavor text.) (It's an unlabelled book. You
look inside...) oh.... i accidentally returned
my personal journal instead of
my book... oh no.... they're putting it
into their catalogue... oh no... i have to take it out
every time i want to write a
new entry...
(27) Alphys... O-Oh! Kris! Kris,
you're OK! I... I was really
worried when you didn't
come back... Where did you go...? Did
you skip class...? W-well, don't worry
about it. I'm the cool teacher,
y'know. You're not in
trouble. ... W-well, let me know if
you need anything... (It's a dirty trash can.) (It's a trash can full of
well-kept flowers.) AlphysO... Oh, Kris... D... Did you want to
talk about something? (-)FlowersChalkSaucerNothing (It's a saucer of milk.)
(28) ("Ms. Toriel" is written in
cursive on the dry-erase
board.) (Seems like it hasn't been
erased in a very long time.) (It's a computer.) (Its desktop wallpaper is you
and your brother dressed up for
Halloween 8 years ago.) (Scented markers.)
YesNo (Some kind of teacher food.) (It's a poster of several basic
shapes.)
(Circle, Oval, Square...) (Hyperdodecahedron...) (Kids' books.)
(Some of them used to be
yours.) (It's a primitive drawing of
your mom.) (The Throne of the Gods.) (Some kind of primitive
sculpture.)
(Who knows what it represents?)
School Hallway 1 (29) Susie... Kris. ... Didn't see you
there. ... hey. You didn't see anything
just now, did you? Hmmm... ... you can't even say? Kris... Hey. Let me tell you a
secret. Quiet people piss me
off. You think just 'cause
you don't say
anything... I can't tell EXACTLY
what you're thinking? "It's OVER! I caught
Susie eating ALL the
chalk!" "This was her LAST
chance! Now she'll
FINALLY be expelled!" Haha... Come on, Kris.
Don't act shocked.
You know it's true. Everyone's waiting for
it.
Everyone wants it. So, congrats, Kris.
You got me.
I'm done for. ... Just, lemme say one
little thing. Seems like a waste to
get expelled just for
having a snack. So, Kris, if I KNOW
you're gonna pull the
trigger... Heh heh heh... Why don't I just get
expelled for some REAL
carnage? Kris...
How do you feel... ... about losing your
face? Nah. Kris.
You've got a good
mother. ... it'd be a shame to
make her bury her child. Alright.
Let's get this over
with. We'll get more chalk.
Mosey back to class.
And then, Kris... YOU'LL do our project. How's that sound?

GoodBad Don't bother answering. If you haven't gotten it
by now... Your choices don't
matter. Let's go, freak. (You look through the frosted
window.) (A blurry yellow object is
teaching a bunch of blurry
bored-looking objects.) The locker is locked.
The locker's lock is locked.
The lock's locker is locked.
The locker's lock's locker is
locked. (The locker is covered in
Jockington memorabilia.) (Are you ready for the Sadie
Hawkman's dance?) (At this dance, all the
chaperones wear giant hawk
heads...) (... and screech at any
students that make contact
while dancing.) SusieKris...? You just gonna
skip school...? What, am I supposed to
snitch on YOU?
That'd be rich, huh? ... nah, I wouldn't.
Get back here.
SusieKris, if you skip
school, your mom'll have
a heart attack. (You drank from the water
fountain.) SusieHeheh, people put their
mouth on that, ya know.
SusieThat wasn't
ENCOURAGEMENT, dumbass!
(You ran the water fountain.)
(It's lukewarm.)
(You ran the water fountain.)
(It's tepid.)
(You ran the water fountain.)
(It's refreshingly cool.) SusieKris...? What, realized the baby
classroom was a better
fit for you? Hey, actually, I should
come with you. Maybe I'll find a better
partner in there ... nah, actually, let's
not.
SusieWrong way, Kris. SusieGod, can you walk any
slower, or what? Nah, I get it. Not used to walking
around without someone
holding your hand? C'mon, freak.
SusieHey, you walk pretty
fast. Then again... Guess you've got a lot
of experience running
away, huh? Do you like, breathing? Moving
fast, with or without, legs? But usually, with legs? Join the Cross Country Team
with Jockington, and Noelle! (Locker. It's locked.) (This used to be your brother's
locker.) (It's your locker.)
(It's empty.) (Ring, ring...) TorielK... Kris!? Whatever have you been
doing!? I sat in the car waiting
for you after school for
half an hour...! I called and called, but
you never picked up... You had your poor mother
worried sick! Kris, I am afraid I am
going to have to punish
you... ... huh? ... A friend? You were spending time
with... a friend? ... Kris... I will make an exception
this time. You can continue your
adventures a little
longer. But when you return
home... You are going to have to
go to bed early. See you soon, honey. (-)(Click...)
Alphys's Classroom (30) AlphysSo, does everyone have
a... Oh... K-Kris...!
We thought you weren't
coming today! We're doing group
projects this month... Uhhhh... so, walk around
and find a partner, ok? AlphysUm, Kris, the hope is
that you... ... choose someone in
the class? (You checked the time.) (The computer's wallpaper is a
rotating slideshow of nature
images.) (... and, rarely, an image of
two buff superheroes embracing,
blushing.)
(The computer is turned off.) (Everything felt peaceful for a
moment.) (It's a bunch of roses.) AlphysWhat?
Wh-what am I watching on
my phone? It's schoolwork, of
course. A... animated
schoolwork... and... H-hey, Kris, have you
chosen a partner yet?
Alphys(Don't worry, Mew Mew.)
(You'll ALWAYS be MY
partner.)
AlphysKris? What's the
hold-up?
Go out there! (Looks like motivational quotes
from various literature.) "Try your best, Astral Wolf!"
"Even in your darkest hour...!" (... that one seems to be from
a video game.) NoelleHey, Kris! What's up?
Didja lose your pencil
again? Here, you want the
candy-cane one or the
one with lights on it? Huh?
You want to be partners? Ummm... Sorry...
Berdly already asked
me... But I could ask Ms.
Alphys if we could make
a group of 3! I'll ask if you're sure!

Not yetYes. Ask. NoelleDo you wanna be
partners?Not yetYes NoelleDon't worry, Kris! I've always thought
Susie can't be so bad,
you know? I'm sure everything will
turn out fine!
NoelleAnd, if you have time,
could you say hi to her
for me...? Catti(Click, click, tap,
tap...) ... taken.
Catti(Click, click, tap,
tap...) ... don't die. JockingtonKris! You KNOW
Jockington and Catti,
Are ALWAYS partners! We're the ultimate
academic duo, Ever since
our first gym class! It was hula hoop day,
and they ran out of
hoops, for us... So she used me instead!
That's our origin story!
JockingtonWe SEEM different, but
me and Catti have a TON,
In common! We both like breathing,
and unhinging our jaws!
JockingtonKris, if I had arms... I would take off this
cool hat in rememberance
of you. BerdlyAh, Kris.
Late again, I see. Hmm? You need a partner? Sorry, I'm already
partners with the 2nd
smartest student. Though... wait!
Kris, now that I think
about it... Your unique skillset
might help a LOT on this
assignment! Pfft, NOT!
I actually want to get
an "A!"
BerdlyAsk elsewhere, Kris! I
actually want to get an
"A!" If you can't get anyone,
maybe your mom will be
your partner again!
BerdlyKris, didn't I SAY being
late was a bad idea? Hmm, it's almost as if
you should have, as they
say... Listened?
BerdlyAlas, Kris.
I already tried to help
you... KRISP!!
awa... ver sorz...
tem already have partner...
tem partner with...
EG!!!
suz... VER MEAN!!!
said tem talk stupid... WRON! tem a SMART!!!
tem study hard and go to
COLLEGE!!!
suz... VER MEAN!!!
said eg...
NEVER HATCH!!! (It's a black-and-white
hardboiled egg.) (Sadly, seems like it already
has a partner.)
(The hardboiled egg emanates a
feeling of pity towards you.) Yo, Kris!
Show up earlier next time! I ended up having to partner
with Snowy, haha... Now he keeps turning to me and
saying "Howdy, Partner!" like a
cowboy...
Yo, Kris, you're lucky.
I'd rather be partnerless than
this, haha...
Yo! Kris! I'm sorry!
If I had just waited to be your
partner... You wouldn't have to be HERS!
She's gonna pound you to
pieces, Kris! And then kick the butts of all
those little pieces!
Kris, just keep running and
don't look back! Partn'er?
I hardly know 'er!! Ha ha ha!!
Whaddya think of that one!?
Funny, right??? ... No? Well, I got NEWS for you, PAL!
I already GOT a partner!!
SCRAM!
That's right, KRIS!
I got the GOOD partner! And WE'RE going to be laughing
all the way to the BANK! Because I need money, and I'm
also VERY funny.
Kris, don't listen to 'em.
It's not that bad. You'll PROBABLY survive Susie
beating you up. You're just gonna fail when she
doesn't do ANY of your
project!! It's like we always say,
Kris...
You SUZ, you LOSE!!! ... uhhh, that's not very
reassuring, huh.
Hey Kris, if you die, can I
have your brother's CDs? Cell Phone - Call Home Ring... No one picked up.
School Hallway 2 (31) SusieWell, here's the closet.
Too bad... We were just starting to
have fun. ... Hey, Kris, is it me,
or... Is it REALLY dark in
there? What's the holdup, Kris?
Are you gonna go in or
what? Fine!
If you're gonna be a
WIMP, then I'll... We'll both go in at the
same time!! SusieMan, the sun's already
setting... Everyone else must have
gone home by now. Guess Alphys'll know
better than to ask US
next time, huh? ... Well, guess we should
go. ... See ya later, I guess. ... ... ... Kris? Let's go back there
tomorrow, alright? (The door is locked.)
School Closet (32) SusieSee?
Why are you so scared? There's nothing in here
but old papers. Let's try to find a
lightswitch. SusieKris, if you leave me
here, I'll.. SusieThat's weird...
I can't find a switch. Guess it's further in... Susie... Uh... kind of big for
a closet, huh...? You'd think we'd have
reached the end by
now... Susie... Hey, Kris. I think this closet's,
uh...
Broken. There aren't any walls. ... Well, we've worked hard
enough. If Alphys wants chalk so
bad, she can get it
herself. Let's split. Wh-what the...!? Hey, this isn't funny!
LET US OUT! LET US... ...? The floor, it's...!
Unused Classroom (33) Title: The Return

Wh... what happened!?
I can't see anything!! Hey, WATCH IT! SusieH... Huh...? The unused classroom...? How'd we get here...? ... Hey, Kris... What... What just happened...? Like, that wasn't a
dream or anything, was
it...? ... Anyway, as I was SAYING, Let's just tell Alphys
we couldn't find any
chalk. (Playing cards spill out of a
deck in the closet.) (It's a yellowed, poorly-drawn
picture of a green turtle.) (It's signed 'Alvin.') (It's a checkerboard.)
(There are pawns strewn on it.) (It's a lightswitch.) (It's a worn-down stuffed
animal.) (The door is locked.) Cell Phone - Call Home
(Ring, ring...) TorielKris, honey, what is it? What? No, I am not
giving you a ride home. Our house is not far. It
is just at the top of
town. Try walking. It builds
character, honey. (-)(Click...)
(Ring, ring...) TorielKris, I am grading
papers. I can talk to you when
you get back, alright? Our house is only at the
top of town, you know. (-)(Click...)
[??????] (35) At times, you see it
flickering.
The light only you can see. By second nature, you reach
out, and...
?????? 3 (36) (It's too dark to see
anything.)
?????? 4 (37) (It's too dark to see
anything.)
??????, Glowshard Room (38) (There's something glowing
inside.) (Take it?)
YesNo (It's dark inside.)
[Eye Puzzle] (40) You bathed your body in the
light. A power shines within you,
breaking through the darkness. For some reason, you punished
yourself with the spores. The light relieves you...
(HP fully restored.) In this land, only eyes blinded
by darkness can see the way...
?????? 7 (41) (It's too dark to see
anything.) SusieH-hey! B... back off!
Come any closer and
I'll...!! ... K...
Kris!?
Phew... ... Hey, don't scare me
like that, dumbass! Unless you WANT to get
clocked in the face,
heh. ... anyway, enough
screwing around. We gotta find a way
outta here. Ummm...
Where is "here,"
anyway...? It doesn't matter!
YOU got us into this
mess, YOU get us out! Lead the way, Kris! SusieOh my god. Nevermind.
You walk WAY too slow.
SusieHuff... puff...
What, you wanna make it
a race?
SusieOh my god. Nevermind.
You have NO idea where
you're going.
?????? 8 (42) SusieHey, Kris.
There's someone up there
waving at us. Any idea what they
want...? R-run, Kris!
?????? 9 (43) SusieKris, down here!
?????? 10 (44) RalseiCome to think of it, how
did Lancer get up
there...? I suppose he rode his
bike up the side of the
cliff...?
[Castle Town] (45) SusieOh, you're not dead.
Sweet. Got any idea what the
heck this place is? ... me neither. Wonder if there's anyone
in that building up
there...?
SusieMaybe this place is an
abandoned theme park? Wait, where are the
rides, then...? Maybe they abandoned it
'cause there weren't
any. (It looks like a shop, but the
door is locked, and no one's
inside...)
(It's locked.) In front of you, a castle looms
beneath the empty town. A black geyser emerges from it,
piercing endlessly into the
sky. The power of this place shines
within you.
Ralsei, the lonely prince, is
now your ally. The power of fluffy boys shines
within you. RalseiEr, Kris, you know you
can hold [X] to run...? (-)
I knowReally!?
Castle Hall (46) SusieA castle...? Why the hell is there a
castle inside a supply
closet...? (-)Welcome, heroes...! SusieWho's there!? (-)Do not be alarmed...
I am not your enemy. Please come forward,
both of you... RalseiWelcome.
I am the Prince of this
Kingdom... The KINGDOM OF DARKNESS. Kris, Susie...
There is a LEGEND in
this land. A LEGEND that one day,
two HEROES of LIGHT will
arrive, And fulfill the ancient
prophecy, foretold by
time and space. Please, Heroes...
Listen to my tale... (-)
ListenNo RalseiKris, Susie...
Thank you for listening
to my long tale. I deeply believe you two
are the HEROES of the
LEGEND. That despite whatever
enemies you may face... ... You two have the
COURAGE to SAVE THE
WORLD. DELTA WARRIORS!
Please, won't you accept
your destiny...? SusieUhhh...
Nah. RalseiW... what? SusieMe?
Some kind of hero or
something...? You've got the wrong
person. RalseiB-but Susie, without
you, the...
The world will... SusieSo what?
If the world gets
destroyed... It's none of my damn
business. Might even be kind of
fun, honestly. Ralsei... SusieAnyway, Kris... If YOU wanna play
pretend with this
weirdo... Stick around. I'M going to find a way
out of here. RalseiSusie...
Wait! LancerHo ho ho! The heroes are already
running away... And they didn't even
know I was here. My dad's gonna make me
Son of the Month! SusieWho the hell are you!? LancerI'm...! The bad guy. You CLOWNS want to seal
our DARK FOUNTAIN, huh!? And - STILL picturing
you guys as CLOWNS - Save the world from
ETERNAL DARKNESS, huh!? SusieEh. LancerDon't try to deny it...! We both know you'll go
EAST! It's your only way home! But, I, LANCER, won't
let you go there! And I've got a flawless
two step plan to ensure
it. Step one.
I thrash you. Step two.
You lose! SusieHmm. Nice plan, kid. LancerR-really...? SusieYeah, actually... Mind if we use it on you
instead? RalseiAre you two OK...? Um, allow me to
introduce myself more
properly, I am... SusieJeez, can you take off
that hood? I can barely hear you
under there. RalseiU-ummm, alright... RalseiHello everyone.
I'm Ralsei. Kris, Susie...
It's ever so wonderful
to meet you! I'm certain we're going
to become great friends,
and, SusieBest way to leave is
East, right? RalseiYes!
That's where we'll... SusieGot it. See ya at school, Kris. RalseiUmm... I suppose it's just the
two of us, then... Kris, I'm a PRINCE,
but... I, um, currently don't
have any subjects. I've been waiting alone
here... Um... My whole life for
you two to arrive. So...
I'm really happy to meet
you. I hope we can be good
friends, Kris. Let's try to find Susie.
She must be to the
southeast. You can lead the way,
Kris! RalseiHey, Kris, I really
think we should catch up
with Susie. We can come back here
after our adventure is
over... ... and then I can bake
you a yummy cake!
RalseiKris, perhaps we should
save the world first...? It seems a bit
important.
Dummy Room (47) RalseiOh, Kris!
It's the training dummy
I made! Now seems like a great
chance to prepare for
the enemy. Would you like me to
teach you how to fight? (-)
YesDon't RalseiOh, that was fun!
You're a wonderful
student, Kris! ... and, er, in case you
ever need a refresher,
I... Here!
I wrote a Manual for you
and Susie!
RalseiSorry, Kris. I'll try to
be a better teacher next
time. ... Actually, umm, if
you prefer to read,
instead... (It's just a dummy.)
Great Door (48) RalseiOh my!
The Great Door is
opened?! No wonder Lancer was
able to come through... ... Kris, once we pass
through this door... Our adventure will
really begin. A journey foretold
exactly by the
prophecy... But, Kris, I believe
YOUR choices are
important, too. This world is full of
all kinds of people,
Kris. In the end, how we treat
them makes all the
difference. So let's try our best to
get by without FIGHTing. If we can manage to do
that... I believe this tale may
have a happy ending. Otherwise, I fear
that... ... you may not... find
the result favorable. ... Oh, I'm sorry! Is
that too much to ask? (-)
I can
handle it.....
[Field - Great Door] (49) With the door closed behind
you, your adventure will truly
begin... The power of adventure shines
within you.
The door is still closed. The power of backtracking
shines within you.
Field of Hopes and Dreams 1 (51) (Enemies ahead! You're gonna
die!)
(SIGNED, LANCER) (If you're reading this...
I guess you're dead.)
(SIGNED, LANCER)
Field of Hopes and Dreams 2 (52) (Hey, don't read this sign!
It's a work in progress!)
(SIGNED, LANCER) LancerHo ho ho... if it isn't
my two favorite people. Psyche!
You guys aren't even in
my top five!! RalseiLancer!
Where's Susie? LancerYou mean the purple
girl...?
Ho ho ho... You fools!
You're too late to stop
me...! RalseiWhat did you do? LancerHahaha.. It was SO
simple! She beat me up, so I ran
away...! RalseiThat's a bit
anticlimatic...
RalseiSo, are you just going
to stand there? I thought you would at
least run to the
right... LancerWhy!? The purple girl's
over there!
LancerOh, you came back. RalseiIf we say hi, will your
troops NOT thrash us? LancerRalsei, Ralsei,
Ralsei... The thrashing is what
makes our relationship
work. RalseiWhat relationship!? LancerHey, if you head that
way, my troops will
thrash you. RalseiIs that a threat? LancerI prefer to think of it
as an invitation.
LancerHey, aren't you guys
gonna even say hi!? RalseiUm, no. LancerCool.
Enjoy being thrashed by
various guys.
Field of Hopes and Dreams, Dark Candy tree (53) (These types of trees DON'T
contain an item that can heal
you.) (Whatever you do, DON'T check
the tree and use [C] to open
your menu!) (You got it!?)
(SIGNED, LANCER) (There are two objects hanging
from the tree.) (Take one?)
YesNo (There's a candy hanging from
the tree.)
(There's nothing hanging low
enough to take.)
Field of Hopes and Dreams 3 (54) Mama miba! I'm TOPCHEF!
My latest cake worked me to
exhaustion! So I took a little nap...
But, Mama miba!
A scary noise woke me up! A beast was hunched on the
table, eating the cake like an
animal! I spritzed it with water, and
it hissed and ran off!
But, my wonderful cake is... RalseiAww, Kris, that sounds
like Susie! We must be
going the right way! Let's try to keep her
out of any more trouble!
M-M-Mama miba! M-M-Mama SHIBA!
You know that beast!?
Please don't come back...
Mama miba! Mom AMOEBA!
Y-You're the beast that ate my
cake! SusieYeah? So? Want me to
spit it back out? (-)N-no, that's quite fine... SusieYa sure? 'd probably
make it better.
Why are you looking at me like
that!? SusieI don't trust anyone
that won't eat my spit. Ralsei... So you don't trust
anyone? SusieYeah.
Marga riba!
That cake!
It's seething with power! It's my cake, isn't it!?
Did you repair it!?
Will you return it!?

Give CakeDo not Mama miba! How are you enjoying
my rejected pastries?
Mom amiga! You want an inferior
cake, my friend?

Take CakeNo (The remains of the cake are
still smoldering...)
Field of Hopes and Dreams 4 (55) (There are two objects hanging
from the tree.) (Take one?)
YesNo (There's a candy hanging from
the tree.)
(There's nothing hanging low
enough to take.) Check the clock.
In order to solve this puzzle,
you'll have to hurry.
[Field - Maze of Death] (56) (Behold, the Maze of Death!
Prepare to GET LOST, clowns!!!)
(SIGNED, LANCER) (Feeling lost yet!? You must be
UTTERLY HELPLESS among these
twists and turns!) (Your sense of direction won't
save you now!)
(SIGNED, LANCER) (It's some sort of enemy...
looks like they got clobbered.)
SusieAh, clobbered guys.
Brings back memories. (Hey, wait!! Where am I!? Help!
Somebody help! I'm lost!!)
(SIGNED, LANCER) (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was White Ribbon.) (The chest is empty.)
(Well, except for some paper
scraps.) W-woah! Wait a minute! Even if
you're my enemy, I've got to
warn you! A purple beast is roaming,
clobbering anyone who dares
block her way...! (Sob...) We don't even like
fighting... th-the King left us
no choice... Hey, why aren't you afraid...?
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!
It's that purple beast!!! SusieWoah, nice cheer.
Look, Kris, I've got
fans.
AHHHHHHHHHH-
Okay, I'm outta breath. (Hey, don't look! This sign's
private!)
(SIGNED, LANCER) (Oh, it's just this way.)
(SIGNED, LANCER) LancerHo ho ho!
Somehow, you survived
the maze! But don't count your
blessings before they
hatch...! Let's see how you fare
against THIS team! LancerSup. RalseiI thought you were
running away. LancerYeah, I finished.
Field of Hopes and Dreams 6 (57) RalseiUmmm, Kris, I think we
might be missing
something. Maybe we should try
going to the next room? (Sounded like a door opened.)
Field of Hopes and Dreams 7 (58) SusieUgh, open up you stupid
door! Oh, great.
It's YOU GUYS. RalseiSusie!
We were ever so worried
about you! ... um, how'd you get
past those spikes
before? SusieWalked through 'em. But this door...
Sucks. RalseiAww, don't worry, Susie! It'll open after we
solve the puzzle over
there! SusieNice.
Tell me when you finish
it. RalseiUh, Susie.
We need YOU to finish
it. Sometimes, proceeding
will take all 3 of us. Furthermore, only Kris
can seal the DARK
FOUNTAIN... So if you don't
accompany us, you won't
make it home! Susie... So you're saying I HAVE
to stick with you guys. RalseiYep! Susie... Let's just get this over
with. RalseiYahoo! Susie's back on
the team!
Cue the fanfare! (-)Susie joined the party! Susie... (-)Susie follows at a distance
such that no one can tell she's
associated! Ralsei(Oh, Kris! I just
realized Susie missed
the tutorial!) (Next battle, we should
show her how to ACT!) (I think she might
really enjoy that!) (Heheheheh!!! I sneaked by and
made a sign!!)
(SIGNED, LANCER)
[Field - Seam's Shop] (59) RalseiUm, Susie, I suppose you
missed what I said
earlier... As heroes, we have the
power to make a peaceful
future. So, from now on, let's
try to avoid FIGHTing,
OK? Susie... RalseiUmm, what if you just
took it easy on them...? If you weaken an enemy,
I can use my PACIFY
spell. Which, can put exhausted
people to sleep! SusieYawn... yeah, you
talking is already doing
that. RalseiWell, um, just think
about it! (We might have to WARN
enemies about her,
Kris...) Susie, the violet tormentor, is
now your ally. The power of mean girls shines
within you.
Susie, the violet tormentor,
left your party immediately. The power of mean girls does
not shine within you. Hey.
Hey kid. ... ya wanna buy a tutorial? It's only 50 Dark Dollars.
BuyNo
Field of Hopes and Dreams, Tutorials (60) We're sorry.
We're normally puzzle guys,
but... We've been forced to do
TUTORIALS just to make ends
meet. When the KING got power, he
fired everyone and replaced all
puzzle makers with HIM... ROUXLS KAARD...
Lord of the Puzzles...
Be careful...!
The KING didn't even give us
severance pay... His son just gave us all
beanies...
Itchy beanies... I'm TP Master.
Ask me about TP's. What's TP?Gaining TPSecretBye I'm Ralsei Master.
Ask me about RALSEI's. PacifyFactHealingBye I'm Susie Master.
Ask me about SUSIE's. WarningFactAttackBye I'm Kris Master.
Ask me about KRIS's. RevivingFactActingBye "Hole Goals" $1 - Monthly tutorial, weekly.
$10 - Weekly tutorial, monthly.
$100 - Stop making tutorials. "Donation Hole" (If you like our tutorials,
please throw your money into a
hole.)
Throw $1Do not (The hole is filled to the brim
with cash.)
Field of Hopes and Dreams 9 (61) (It's a lone doorframe.)
(But for some reason, you can't
see through it...)
(It's a door.)
(Where will you go?) LancerWell, flip my flapjacks! The CLOWNS are back in
TOWN! Well, bad news!
Since you last saw me
several minutes ago... I've created a brand new
fighting team ready to
stop you! Not even the purple girl
can stop me now!! Ho ho ho!!!
Are you ready to be... SusieStop.
Stop talking. "Ho ho ho?" What is that.
Why are you saying that. Lancer"Ho ho ho?" It's my evil laugh!
Scary, right!? SusieYou sound like baby
Santa Claus. Lancer...
Uh, you mean, like, in a
badass way...? SusieShut up. You REALLY think you
know how to be SCARY? LancerW... well...
I... SusieWrong. Man, wannabe tough guys
like you REALLY piss me
off. Face it.
You wouldn't know
SCARY... If it picked you up and
bit your face off. LancerTh-that's not true... SusieOh, really? Then why don't we PROVE
IT? We'll start with the
part... Where your face gets bit
off. AHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA!!!! LancerOhhhhh, OK.
I get it! Thank you, purple girl! Susie... What? LancerThanks!
It was kind of you! To teach me how to be
scary!
With an evil laugh! SusieHey, I wasn't... LancerAnd now...! You're going to be
thrashed! AHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA!!!! Merry Christmas! Susie(I guess that's KIND OF
an improvement...)
Field of Hopes and Dreams 10 (62) RalseiOh, look, Kris!
Another puzzle! SusieOh no. RalseiLet's read the
instructions! H... Huh!?
The instructions are
vandalized...! It says... "Thoust
fools, thou will NEVER
figure it out now!" Ruining instructions...
That's definitely
against the rules! Then it, um, says,
"PS - I make my own
Rules. - RK" SusieWell, that explains
that. Why don't we just climb
over this spiked fence? RalseiUmm, because then we'd
get impaled and die...? SusieCool, I'll work on that
and you do the puzzle. RalseiUmm, try your best,
Kris! Susie(Can you REALLY not
figure it out, Kris!?) RalseiIt should be simple,
Kris! Press the boxes onto the
switches with [Z]! Susie(Wait, who the hell
is [Z]?)
RalseiPress the boxes onto the
switches with [Z]! SusieOr you can, y'know, just
use your hands. (The puzzle description has
been smashed and graffiti'd.) (... but the graffiti is
written in overwrought gothic
calligraphy...) SusieDon't look at ME, Kris.
Puzzles are YOUR job. ... Along with
everything else I don't
wanna do. RalseiGreat job, Kris!
I think you're onto
something! SusieHey Kris, give up
whenever you feel like
it. It's all good. RalseiUmm, Kris, I don't think
that's... SusieGreat job, Kris!
I think you're onto
something! RalseiKris, you can't solve it
by stepping on the
switch. You aren't a box, haha. SusieKris, don't listen to
him.
You can be a box. I was a box for
Halloween once. Ralsei... um, JUST a box? SusieWell it's not like I can
dress up as a goddamn
monster. RalseiWa-ho, you did it, Kris!
Great job! SusieDamn, didn't get to
impale myself. Oh well.
C'mon, chumps. RalseiGood job, Kris...! (It won't move anymore.)
Field of Hopes and Dreams, Castle Puzzle (64) (From the bottom, the order of
our rooms in Card Castle.) (Of course, if you haven't been
there, you won't know it.)
(Really emphasizing that it's
impossible if you haven't been
there...) (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was Broken Key C.) (You put Broken Key C in your
KEY ITEMs.)
(The chest is empty.)
Great Board 1 (65) (When you step into the light,
you'll return to where you were
before.)
[Field - Great Board] (68) LancerHa ha ha...
So you've begun to cross
the GREAT BOARD... The halfway point to our
castle.
Hmm... impressive. So, it's a shame... You won't make it a step
further!!! 'Cause my GUYS are about
to smash you into blood! Lots of blood!
Splooshing blood!
Very gross and bad! Hey, purple girl, was
that scarier? SusieWhy are you asking ME!? LancerBecause you're really
cool at being
terrifying! I wanna be as scary as
you! SusieYou...
Want to be like ME? LancerYeah!!! SusieWell, that's stupid. ... But, umm, the new laugh
isn't as awful. And saying you'd turn us
into blood is, uh, cool. ... what the hell is up
with the bucket, though? LancerIt's to put the blood
in. SusieOh. LancerYeah, I'm not, uh,
supposed to make a mess. Anyway, thanks for your
feedback! I'm really
feeling scary! Susie... ummm, no problem, I
guess.
Haha. ... so are your guys
gonna attack us, or... Lancer... Oh!
Yeah! ... I was so excited I
forgot to bring any
guys. But NEXT TIME, it'll be
the END for-- Hey, I've just been
calling you guys
CLOWNs... Does your team have an
OFFICIAL NAME or
something? RalseiOh, Kris, we should come
up with a name! SusieNo, we shouldn't. LancerThen it's decided!
Everyone puts a name in
the bucket! Alright, everyone's put
in their entries! Blue person, you can
choose. Since you look like you
don't care. (-)Crumpled
paperNeat paperLANCER
labelled
paper The power of The $!$? Squad
shines within you.
The power of The Fun Gang
shines within you.
The power of The Lancer Fan
Club shines within you.
[Field - Great Board 2] (71) Woah there, horsie. Ponmen're
scary, but all'n they're doin'
is following the King. Us on the Board used to have
our own boss... those'n were
peaceful times. But now, even the boss's been
reduced to the King's peon...
My name? Mr. Elegance. Haha, and these? These are my
nostrils, not my eyes. ... can still see out of them,
though. Fear not - we, unlike the
simple Ponmen, possess FULL
faculty over our actions. I, Mr. Society, am far too
intelligent to ever bow down to
such a tyrant! Unless he asks me.
He's very scary, you see.
What, you think you possess the
power to topple that brute??? Yes! Yes! I'm sure everyone
will support you! Go for it! Just as long as I don't have to
participate!
Hmmm... Mr. Elegance has run
off on some hellish errand... Huh? No, I didn't help out at
all!! Why are or aren't you asking!?
Great Board 8 (72) LancerHohoho...
Well STEP on my BOOTS. SusieWe... We did it!? LancerWow!! You clowns really
ARE heroes!! You saved the next
twenty minutes of my
life!! SusieYeah, yeah, I am pretty
great, huh...? RalseiUmmm, Susie...? Not to downplay your
contributions, but... You... didn't actually
help at all. You only made everything
WORSE by attacking it. If you had just acted
nice to it in the first
place... We could have avoided
that entire battle. SusieHuh?
Are you FOR REAL? That thing was
BLOODTHIRSTY!!! The only thing keeping
it at bay was MY AX! RalseiAnd, earlier, you
terrorized those
troops... SusieThose guys were ENEMIES.
They're FOR terrorizing. LancerYeah! She's right!! RalseiAnd before that, you ate
an innocent person's
cake... SusieCakes... are also my
enemy. Ralsei... Susie... Whether you
like it or not... You're a hero. One with the power to
bring peace to the
future. Could you please
start... acting like
one? SusieYeah, when you lay it
out like that... I've been a pretty bad
hero, haven't I? ... Alright, Ralsei.
You got it.
I'll change my ways. From now on, I won't be
such a rotten hero
anymore. I'll just be one of the
BAD GUYS instead! LancerR... Really!? You're going to be on MY
team? SusieYeah, sounds way easier,
honestly. RalseiSusie, you can't just - LancerQuiet, Toothpaste Boy!
Susie is MY comrade now! SusieHahaha, yeah, Toothpaste
Boy! LancerWe're going to have
monogrammed track
jackets! SusieYeah! LancerAnd sleepovers! Where we
tell each other secrets! SusieUmmm, yeah? Anyway, uhh, see you
guys never. LancerHaha!! If you can even
last that long! RalseiKris... Perhaps I shouldn't have
been so hard on her. ... But, I just worry that
if Susie is too eager to
fight... Then... Well, let's just be kind
to her, OK, Kris? I'm sure Susie'll come
around soon!
[Forest - Entrance] (73) Hey, kid. We managed to fix up
this old thingamajig for you. It's some kinda door... It can
take you anywhere you want in
the world! As long as that's one of two
locations. Anyhoo, we'll keep working on
it... Anything to help you out,
kid!
... Where'd this door come
from? Dunno... come to think of it,
I've never seen it before.
Hey kid, we managed to get this
door to go to the castle. Hope it helps you out! (It's a door.)
(Where will you go?) Woah there, horsie. Mr. Society
and the puzzle guy fixed that
door. Since it was just the three of
us, it should work without any
issues. Anyhow (ha ha) hope'n it helps
you deal with the King.
Woah there, horsie. Me and Mr.
Society got this door workin'
for ya. It can go anywhere you want...
'long as it's one of the two
destinations. Since it was just the two of
us, it was tough work, and it
might break.
Now, don't tell anyone Mr.
Society helped... he doesn't
want none of that. I'm watchin' ya now... with my
nostrils.
This door'll go even further
than before. Not sure'n what we did to make
it work like that, but... The blocky foliage grows thick
above your head... The power of the forest shines
within you.
Scarlet Forest 3 (75) RalseiSusie...! Lancer...! SusieHeheheh... LancerWell if it isn't the
so-called Heroes...! SusieAre you finally ready to
see what happens... LancerWhen you try to act
soft... SusieAgainst a team that
crushes ANYONE in their
way? LancerDark Jack Lancer! SusieViolent Ax Susie! Together we are... Don't mind me.
I'm on break. ... Say, help me. I need to get
something for my friend
CLOVER'S birthday. Her only interests are SPORTS,
CUTE BOYS, and TREES. ... maybe I'll just get her a
card.
Maybe I could put some money in
the card... No, I need that! RalseiHow's the evil scheming
going? SusieHuh? Oh, that? We, uh, got bored.
So we're having a snack. Ralsei... I see. SusieC'mon! All I ate for
breakfast was chalk! LancerAnd I didn't eat
anything! RalseiSorry. What are you two
having, exactly...? LancerJust a daily treasure I
hid in this stump's
orifice. RalseiAnd that is...? LancerFeast for yourself, my
main man. RalseiKris, do you want to,
um, try it? (-)Make
Ralsei
try itDeclineTry it SusieMy power's lowered by my
hunger right now... But once I eat
something...
Heheheheh... You really shouldn't of
pissed me off, man. RalseiIt's "shouldn't have." LancerSilence, you sweet
basket of eggs! Our dark energy bends
the rules of grammar! SusieHeheh, yeah, eggboy! (It's a stump with some kind of
dinner hole in it.) LancerWell? Has everybody had
enough? SusieConstantly.
Scarlet Forest, Ragger (77) You folks look like heroes!
Take the SCARF from this chest
and DEFEAT the KING! Besides, it's old, ragged, and
doesn't fit me anymore! That's what CHESTs are for!
It's kind of hand-me-down
situation in there!
Ah, that SCARF! I noticed that you, simply took
it, without asking! That's fine! It's my gift to
help you defeat the KING! You folks are really energetic!
Ha ha! And potentially
criminals!
I used to WORK at the castle
until the KING fired all the
STAFF. What was my job? Oh, I was the
ROYAL COAT RACK! (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was Ragger.) (The chest is empty.) (...) (I'm just a little ball, I
don't want to discuss
anything.)
Scarlet Forest 5 (78) (Enter the password!) (Note: Due to everyone
forgetting the password, it's
written at the top.) SusieThen add a mustache over
there... LancerHee hee, like this? SusieHaha! Yeah! That's
perfect!!! RalseiHow's the scheming
coming along, you two? SusieHey, don't LOOK!
Spoilers, dude!
SusieHey Kris, Lancer's gonna
like, Help me rip up my outfit
so it looks all... Badass and renegade and
stuff. LancerYes! I have some wavy
scissors! SusieJust sayin', if you join
OUR side he can do yours
too. RalseiKris, if you, stay on my
side... I can... um, hem some
floral patterns into
your ascot. LancerOoo, can you hem some
into me? RalseiNo...? LancerWell well well... Look
who it is. The Sweet Little Peas We
Love To See. SusieHey! Watch your
language! LancerOh, sorry... Susie's trying to get me
to swear more. Susie... Heh, thanks for doing
the puzzle for us,
losers! LancerHahaha! Thank you so
much, losers! We were
having trouble! SusieWe, uh, need this.
Scarlet Forest, Dice Brace(80) Bow-Bow!
(Break the Box for a Bracelet.) Bow-Bow!
(It will Boost your Befense.)
Bow-Bow!
(Bracelets are my Bfavorite.) (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was Dice Brace.)
(The chest is empty.)
(Well, except for some vowels.) The King wants to o-liminate
Lightners, but... we didn't
o-gree with that. We o-scaped, but the o-thers
were o-rrested...
Don't worry about talking to my
o-ssociate here.
Whenever Bow-Bow talks... She always goes on and on and
on and on and on and on and on
and on and on and on... And on and on and on and on and
on and on and on and on and on
and on and on...
Scarlet Forest 7 (81) (It looks like it's supposed to
be the solution to a puzzle...) (But, it's been vandalized with
a calligraphy pen.) (Looks like the order of
symbols was RED-BLACK-RED.)
RK came by... What a hunk! He vandalized the puzzle to
stop the Lightners...
But WE know the answers! Oh, you wanna get through!?
Of course we'll tell you!!! Ummm... The first symbol is a
HEART! Haha, just like LOVE!
Does that help!?

(Just a regular hole...) Huh!? Symbol puzzle...!?
Why should --WE-- care!? NONE of the symbols are CLUBs! ARRRGH, it's downright
insulting!
(Just a regular hole...) Um, symbol puzzle...?
All the symbols were
different... I think. You can, um... still see the
colors they were, too... Sorry I can't be any more
help...
(Just a regular hole...) Heyy~! It's my birthday today~!
And you didn't even SAY HELLO!?
That's fine, actually... Stop and say hi, folks~!
Shut up! They don't DESERVE us!
H-hey, calm down, you two. Let's celebrate my birthday~!
Yeah, get ready to HURT!
Oh, I'm s-sorry about this...!
[Forest - Bake Sale] (82) In the heart of the woods, a
bake sale stands quietly. The power of reoccurring bake
sales shines within you. (It's a door.)
(Where will you go?) Interested in a Choco Diamond? All proceeds go to Rudinn
Relief Funds, I guess.
It's only $40!
BuyDo not Choco Diamonds, only $40, I
guess. (Hathy offers a Hearts Donut.)
(Proceeds go to Hathy's Health.
It costs $40.)
BuyDo not LancerGreetings, gentleclowns. May we interest you in a
Lancer Cookie? SusieAll proceeds go to
kicking your ass. LancerIt's a mere $40. (-)
BuyDo not (This cardboard stand is
actually just a fake cardboard
stand of a cardboard stand.) SusieAlright, so how should
we split this jelly
donut? LancerI'll take the blood, and
you take the skin! RalseiIf I may ask, how does a
donut fit into your
plan? LancerAll real plans allocate
for delicious treats. SusieSounds like you need to
go to Plan School, Dr.
Toothpaste. LancerHoho! Yes! Earn a second
doctorate, Smart Genius! Ralsei(Am I being made fun
of...???)
SusieHey, how about we just,
uh, split it in half? LancerYes!!! A wonderfully
evil new idea!!! Innovation is the spice
of vice!
Scarlet Forest, Smith Malius (83) Well, well. I am the smith
Malius. I can fix anything.
Weapon, armor... ... I can even fix you! Well,
well, what will it be? Fix ItemFix UsLeave
Scarlet Forest 9 (84) Before the King came along, I
used to eat the leaves from
this tree... Now I still do that. Such is the way of the worm...
(You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was 40 Dark Dollars.)
(The chest is empty.)
Scarlet Forest 10 (85) (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was ReviveMint.) (The chest is empty.)
(Well, except for some minty
shards.) (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was Broken Key B.) (You put Broken Key B in your
KEY ITEMs.)
(The chest is empty.)
Scarlet Forest 11 (87) Oh, woe! Woe is me...! Rows and
rows of woes and woes! If only
a hero would help... RalseiLancer...? Is everything
alright...? LancerOh, I'm not Lancer!
I'm just a sweet little
boy! RalseiWhy does a sweet little
boy have a mustache. LancerAs a disguise. Ralsei... so what kind of help
do you need? LancerSee, I have this EVIL
PLAN that I need to
make... Ralsei... and why does a
"sweet boy" need an evil
plan? LancerTo impress his cool
friend Susie!!! Ralsei... (Kris, if it's for
friendship...) Well then, we'll gladly
help. What shall we do? LancerIt's all on the paper,
you delicious little
apple! Just fill it with the
most evil thing you can
imagine! Ho ho ho! Let the
Clown-Generated-Content
begin! Create a machine to Thrash
Your Own Ass Presented by Lancer Industries (Which Was Just Made Up Right Now)
ELEGANTLIVELYCUTEHOTCOOLGUN'S
HEAD: LASERSWORDFLAMEDUCK HEADCOLOR
BODY: PLAINWHEELTANKDUCK BODYCOLOR
SHOE: SNEAKA.WHLTREADDUCK SHOECOLOR
END LancerWow!! Looks nasty!
Are you sure you aren't
evil!? RalseiErr, no, I suppose we
just have a knack for
it. SusieHaha, tricked you,
idiots! NEVER do something
someone else can do FOR
you! RalseiIt's nice Susie finally
found a place she fits
in... ... and she's getting
along with Lancer, too!
SusieHey, you two didn't mess
with my hideout, did ya? RalseiI wonder if "hideout"
might be overselling it
a bit? SusieNah, I took a nap in
there so it's basically
my house now.
Scarlet Forest 12 (88) (Got $40 from Starwalker's
ambient luster.)
(Can't get any more.) These birds are Pissing me
off... I'm the original Starwalker
Scarlet Forest 13 (89) (Revolve around the center, and
look carefully.) (The darker it gets, the more
you can see.) ..! (Though hard to see, there was
a switch in the tree...!) (Doesn't seem to be anything
else interesting in the tree.)
[Forest - Before Maze] (90) S-somehow, Prince Lancer's made
REAL friends with a Lightner... S-somebody should tell the
King, immediately...! ... But, it's definitely not
going to be me. Whoever breaks the news is
gonna get wrecked!
Don't look at me!
Ugh! I'm jealous of everyone
with a leaf! RalseiSo, er... ready to be a
good guy again, Susie? SusieNah. Gotta say being a
bad guy is pretty sweet. Not only is it WAY more
fun than being "good," But MY teammate's PROUD
of what I do. LancerEarlier, Susie ate a
pinecone off the floor. It gave her a terrible
stomach-ache. It was VERY brave and
cool. SusieSEE??? Finally, some
RESPECT!!!
SusieHey, move it, Captain
Toothpaste. You're blocking my
reverse-tan. LancerThe shadow's flares are
making us as pale as a
horse! RalseiHow's the thrash machine
we designed going? LancerThe WHAT machine? RalseiThe machine...? We had a
whole sequence about
it...? SusieOh, that. Yeah, we'll
make it at the last
minute. RalseiYou two should REALLY
start working on it
earlier... LancerWHAT'S with the lecture? I didn't come here for a
second dad! SusieHeheh, yeah, you tell
him!
LancerBeing a bad guy sure is
relaxing! SusieKris, if you're jealous,
you can be a bad guy,
too... RalseiKris isn't jealous of
your evildoing
lifestyle...! (But um, if you are, I
can find a nice leaf and
fan you...) L... Lightners! This girl's
with you, r-right!? Sh-She's forcing me to fan
her...! Please get her under
control! SusieNah, they're MY enemies,
actually. We split up 'cause I was
too EVIL for 'em. (-)H-Huh!? Help!!! Help me!!! I
don't wanna fan forever!!
Help me!!! I don't wanna fan
forever!!!
I thought I hated fanning
leaves, but I got really into
it... (Swish, swish)
I could do this forever! Urrrghhh, why does the King
make us take care of his son? He's not a bad kid, but he's so
weird, and it's so...
obligatory... ... It's no wonder nobody
REALLY likes him.
B-but, at the same time,
because no one wanted to be his
friend... He ended up becoming REAL
friends with a Lightner... A
MEAN one... We probably should have been a
better influence, huh!
(Swish, swish)
Oh, fanning?
I'm not fanning. This is a weighted leaf. I'm
just building up my muscles. LancerBy the way, beware
yourselves of the forest
maze. SusieYou'll probly get
COMPLETELY lost... Without someone who
knows the way through,
that is. LancerYeah! I know the forest
like the back of my
head!
Scarlet Forest, Lancer's Maze Room (92) LancerSo which way are we
going next??? RalseiWe... were following
you. LancerOh... why? I have no
idea where I'm going! Ralsei(... Kris, let's just go
wherever Lancer...
DOESN'T go???)
LancerI was just following you
in reverse. RalseiI'm... not certain what
that means, but OK.
LancerHahaha, come back for
seconds!? Ralsei(Kris, let's NOT follow
Lancer, OK?)
Scarlet Forest 16 (93) SusieHey, losers! Wait a sec. Where's
Lancer? RalseiErr, well, he wasn't
going the right way,
so... SusieYou let him wander off
BY HIMSELF!? You KNOW he's bad at
mazes, right!? He's probably lost and
confused right now! LancerHo ho ho!!! I'm lost and
confused!!! RalseiSorry Susie... We didn't
mean to make you worry
about him. SusieHuh...? Look, I'm not,
uh, worried about him! Bad guys gotta look out
for each other, is all. Anyway, get out of my
way! I'm gonna find him! Ralsei(Seems she doesn't know
the right way either,
Kris...)
Scarlet Forest, Susie's Maze Room (95) SusieDamn, I was SURE he went
this way... RalseiStill trying to save
Lancer from being
lost...? SusieNo way, he can save his
own damn self. But, uh, tell me if you
see him... Ralsei(Kris, let's just go
where Susie and Lancer
DON'T go...) (We can figure out how
to help them after we
get through!)
SusieWhat are you looking at?
SusieDidn't he just go this
way...? Ralsei(Kris, let's NOT follow
Lancer and Susie, OK?)
[Forest - After Maze] (96)
[Forest - Thrashing Room] (97) RalseiK... Kris! Isn't that
the machine we
designed...!? Alright! This will be
tough, but let's try our
best! Oh.
That's... not good,
actually. LancerHo ho ho! You think
THAT'S bad, just WAIT! ... and see what happens
when it STARTS!!! SusieYour design sucked so we
blew it up. RalseiAh. I see. ... So... now what's
your plan going to be? SusieTurns out we didn't need
a plan. Just a rule. LancerAnyone that gets in our
way... SusieGets crushed into dust. RalseiBut Susie, you need us
to return home. Doesn't crushing us seem
a little
counterproductive? SusieNah, see, that's where
you're wrong. Ya see, I KNOW I can't
get back without you
guys. But being a - heh -
"good guy" REALLY isn't
my style. So, I thought of a
little way we can
just... settle this. If you can beat me, I'll
go back to being a good
guy. But if you LOSE... YOU guys will have to
become bad guys with
US... ... and do WHATEVER we
say. LancerHo ho ho!!! Our wish is
your command!!! SusieSo, whaddya say...? (-)
Let's FightLet's Not SusieEh, don't bother
answering. We were just gonna
thrash you anyway, so... See ya!
Ralsei... is that what I think
it is? ... yes. It was. Why did you build
another one just to blow
it up? LancerIt's funny! RalseiWell, in any case, you
defeated us... I suppose we can become
bad guys now! SusieHey, not so fast! LancerIt's really boring if
you just give up!!! The LEAST you can do is
show some resistance! SusieYeah, looks like we
gotta teach you a
lesson! RalseiYou're going to thrash
us AGAIN!? SusieSeems like it.
Ralsei... ... how many of these do
they have? Please just let us be
bad guys. SusieNo!!! Not until you stop
wanting to!!! RalseiFine!!! We don't want to
be bad guys!!! LancerHear that, Susie??? SusieSounds like we'll have
to MAKE you be one then. RalseiThat's completely
unnecessary. LancerI like the sound of
that!!! SusieWell, you didn't BEAT
US, because you, uh... Kinda cheated by, uh,
ganging up on Lancer,
with, uh... LancerKindness. SusieBut if I HAVE TO, I
guess I'll go back to
your side. But DON'T expect me to
do anything but FIGHT. RalseiWell, we're happy to
have you back, Susie. SusieYeah, yeah, let's just
hurry up and go home. Lancer... Ummm... Susie? Does this mean we...
aren't a team anymore? SusieH... huh...? Umm, I
mean, uhh... Of course we're still a
team! You can, um... ... be part of the The
Fun Gang! LancerWow! Me...!? In the The
Fun Gang!? Wait... If I hang out with the
good guys, then... Can we still have
monogrammed track
jackets? SusieYeah!
Ralsei will make them! RalseiH... Huh!? ... Okay, sure! LancerAhahah!!!
Lancer joins the team!!! (-)Lancer joined the party!
SusieAlright, alright, ENOUGH
already! Fine... I GUESS I'll go
back to being a good
guy. RalseiYou can follow behind
us, you know. LancerOh, okay!
Ralsei... I noticed you aren't
doing that. LancerYeah! RalseiKris, we're getting
close to the Fountain... Let's not turn back now. (It's a lone doorframe.)
(But for some reason, you can't
see through it...)
(It's a door.)
(Where will you go?) FieldBake SaleForestCastle
Scarlet Forest 20 (98) LancerWow, this is cool!!! I've never been on such
a big team before!!! RalseiDon't you have a legion
of... various guys? LancerYeah, but my dad forced
them to listen to me. So they don't actually
like me very much. SusieHeh, well you don't need
those clowns anymore. Just chill with us. LancerAye aye! SusieMan, I'm STILL hungry. It's like nothing I eat
here matters. Shoulda stolen more
money for the bake sale,
I guess. Ralsei... I WAS thinking of
baking a cake later. SusieMmmmm... what's the
catch. Ralsei... you have to stop
making fun of me, for
one. SusiePASS!!!
Scarlet Forest 21 (99) LancerLook, Susie!
A candy tree! SusieHell yeah! ... damn, the last
piece's too high to
reach. LancerWorry not, Susie! I have a Special
Transformation for times
like this! SusieR-really!? LancerWatch and learn, Team!! Look! Stool Forme! Ralsei... all you did was put
your hands on the
ground. SusieHey, don't act so
jealous. Heheh, got it. LancerOoo, tell me what it
tastes like! SusieHuh? You haven't had it
before? LancerOh... I mean, I've
always wondered what
it's like... But I'm not allowed to
pick it for myself... Susie... Well, you tell me what
it tastes like. LancerYou're giving it to
me...? I thought you were
hungry. Susie... ... I, uh, changed my
mind. LancerHoho!!!
Candy joins the team!! (-)Candy SusieALRIGHT ALREADY!!! Susie... so what's it taste
like? LancerYumn yumn yumn! It
tastes like friendship! SusieWhat's THAT taste
like??? LancerHahaha!! Like my teeth
are disintegrating!! SusieHaha, that's... That's actually... bad. LancerHaha, yeah! But thank
you for sharing! You're a good friend!!! SusieWell, uh... ... you too, I guess.
Scarlet Forest 22 (100) LancerJust walking along with
you guys... Feels nice. Like I'm doing
something... important. RalseiThat's because you're
alongside the Lightners,
Lancer. Our purpose - Darkners'
purpose - is to assist
them. It's the only way we can
feel truly fulfilled. LancerReally...? ... but my dad hates
Lightners. He wants
to... RalseiDoes your dad seem
happy? Lancer... I'm... not sure. SusieHey, uh, let's ditch the
weird "purpose" talk. You're probably just
glad you ate a weird
berry. LancerYeah!! I'm still boost
from the juice!!! SusieI mean, LOOK, I'M not
from here, and hanging
out like this... I also feel kinda, uh,
y'know... Ralsei... happy? SusiePsshh, nah. Susie... maybe.
Scarlet Forest 23 (101) RalseiLook, everyone! We can
see the castle! LancerYes! That's where I
live! Me and, uh... My... My dad. SusieWhat's that black thing
emerging from the
top...? RalseiThat's the FOUNTAIN,
Susie! If we can get
there... You and Kris will
finally be able to go
home! SusieJeez, took long enough. Kris, Lancer, let's go! Lancer... LancerAre you sure there...
isn't another way home? The FOUNTAIN is being
guarded right now. If you try to go there,
um... Y... You might... get
hurt. And... SusieWhat? C'mon, Lancer. NO ONE's gonna beat a
team like us! If anyone gets in our
way, all we gotta do... ... is CRUSH them. Lancer... ... but w-what if you
had to fight... SusieEverybody bleeds, right?
Don't worry about it. Whoever it is, they'll
be cold on the ground
before you can blink. LancerB... But Susie... SusieWhat? Lancer... I think... I think I need to go. SusieHuh? When're you gonna
be back? Lancer... Never. SusieH... Hey! Wait a
second!! Lancer!! Why are you acting so
weird?! RalseiS-Susie, wait...!
Road to Castle 1 (102) The Lightners are approaching
the castle...! Get them...!
Road to Castle 2 (104) SusieLancer! Hey, what are you
doing...!? (-)We've cornered them! RalseiW... Wait...!
Card Castle, Prison B1 1 (105) Heheheh... You poor
Lightners... We were told to keep you
imprisoned for eternity... too
bad! ... Would have loved to see you
guys punished!! Hahaha!! RalseiO... Ow... Well this is a fine
how-do-you-do, isn't it,
Kris? Imprisoned for
eternity... ... That sounds like it
might take a while. ... ... and Susie! Where's
Susie!? We have to find her,
Kris... Before she gets
hurt! ... or, um, hurts
someone else... Maybe there's something
we can escape with in
here...? RalseiKris, this might seem
like a bad situation,
but... I know you can figure
something out!
RalseiKris, why don't you look
around some more?
RalseiSo, Kris, what did you
find...!? (These shackles seem oddly
fashionable.) (Take them?)
TakeDo not (Ain't nothin' to hold you
down...) (There's a crack in the
wall...)
(What could be inside...?) (... it's more wall.)
(Nothing here except for poor
architectural engineering.) (Life cannot exist without
consuming.)
(Even the moss drinks water.) (Perpetuate the cycle of
existence?)
PerpetuateDo not (The moss has been eaten.)
(The cycle continues...)
SusieWhat the hell? Your
prison cell gets MOSS!? (It's a metal door.)
(You rattle the bars...) (It's no use...)
(It's a metal door.)
(It's locked.) Ralsei... so that's why, OK,
Kris? Susie... hey. Ralsei Susie! You came to save
us...! I knew you had the heart
of a hero, Susie..! SusieYeah, yeah, don't push
your luck. (-)(Kris and Ralsei joined the
party!) RalseiSusie's first solo
puzzle... what a nice
memory. SusieStop remembering me
fondly!!! Thanks for inviting me! This
trash can's really great! I apologize for the
inconvenience earlier!
I'm gonna invite my friends
into this trash can, too!
Card Castle, Prison B1 2 (106) Susie(Alright... out of the
cell...) (Where to next...?) (-)
Go LeftGo Right SusieHuh...? Kris...? Did you
say something back
there? (... I can't hear them
anymore...) (... I'll just go this
way.) (... well, that's a dead
end...) (Th... That's Lancer's
voice!) Damn, not another one of
these... (... maybe I should go
back and ask Kris...) (-)... and make sure they... Susie(Lancer...) (I'll... just do it
myself!) LancerUnderstand? They have to
stay in their cells. The Lightners can't be
allowed to escape. ... Especially the
purple one. Susie... Lancer? LancerS... Susie? ... w-what are you doing
here...? Susie... Lancer, Kris and Ralsei
are still locked up... LancerI... I know. I... I was the one who told
my troops to put you
down here. To... To keep you down here. Forever. SusieL... Lancer... you...
you... You wanted to get rid of
us...? ... I thought we were a
team. LancerI... I can explain,
Susie... Susie... Nah. It's fine. It's fine, actually. You don't have to say
anything. I... get it. I get it, y'know. Why would anyone... ... really wanna be my
friend anyway? LancerSusie, that's not- SusieShut up. LancerBut - SusieSHUT UP! Get out of my way. Lancer... SusieDid you HEAR ME?
GET OUT OF MY WAY. Lancer... N... no. SusieDid you not HEAR ME...? Man, I tried to warn
you... So, don't expect me to
feel guilty... ... when they have to
clean you off the floor. LancerS... Susie...? Y... you missed... SusieI... I don't wanna kill you,
man. Just move. Please. LancerB... But Susie, if I let
you guys go... then... Then you and my dad will
fight, and... and... You'll kill each other. Susie... Lancer... at least if you stay
here... Neither of you will get
hurt. Susie... Then I... I... I won't kill him.
Promise. Me and him, we'll just,
um... Talk it out.
Peaceful-style. Y'know. LancerI... I don't think my dad
would like that... SusieHey, Lancer! C'mon! We're a team, right!? Nothing can stop us!
Fighting or not!
Alright? Lancer... ... Yeah! Yeah, you're
right...! We might as well try! I can help, too! I'll go talk to my dad!
Ripen him up! SusieHey, now we're getting
somewhere! LancerI'll head over right
now!!! S... Susie? Susie... Yeah? LancerAre... Are we still friends? SusieH... Huh? Of... Of course! I mean,
if you wanna be! LancerPhew! See you!! Susie(... how am I gonna get
past his dad like
that...?) (C... C'mon, I'll figure
something out!) RalseiAww, Susie, did you
solve this puzzle all by
yourself? You must really have
wanted to save us... SusieHuh!? No way, I just...! I just solved it... on
accident. RalseiOn accident? SusieI actually thought it
was, uh, y'know, a slot
machine. But it turned out the
prize was nerds.
RalseiWell, I'm proud of you,
Susie. SusieYeah, whatever. Yeah, even I got arrested... And I'm just a pair of eyes!
What's the world coming to!
[Card Castle - Prison] (107)
Card Castle, Prison B1 Cages (108) Woe! Oh, Woe!
We are the three Former Kings!
We beg you, free us! Once, all four of us ruled
together, but when the Knight
arrived, everything changed... Oh, my diamonds! My jewels! You
must tell me if they're all
right! Ohh!!
What, you say? Your world is in
danger? Well, that's a shame, isn't it. (Oh, oh. I'm just the cage.)
(No one talks to me!) I was arrested for making a
puzzle without a license... I... I'll never make another
word search! Promise! (Are you enjoying the show?) Since I didn't want to fight
you guys, I got locked up... How can I!? You guys seem WAY
nicer than the King...!
Violence Haha, I'd rather be in jail
than face you guys! You're
terrifying! (I'm Goulden Sam.) (Us animals used to be alone in
these cages.)
(Now everyone's here.) (So many new people... Wish we
could go back to the good old
days,) (When it was just us in these
filthy cages.)
(The sound of various animals
tumbling around.) (It's tough being the fourth
cage.) This jail is Pissing me off... I'm the original Starwalker
Card Castle, Elevator 1 (109) RalseiAlright, this lift
should take us out of
here. Now, it might take a
while, so... Get comfy, everyone! Susie... Hey. Ralsei. Y'know Lancer's dad...
The King? RalseiYes...? SusieWhen we meet him... You
think we'll have to... ... hurt him? RalseiSusie...? SusieI mean, I could EASILY
smash him, but... You guys, I know that's
not really your thing. You're more about, uh,
grovelling like total
losers. And I was thinking...
maybe... I could... do that too? RalseiSusie!? You mean you
want to try ACTing...? SusieUh, well, RalseiSusie... We'd be happy
if you ACTed with us! And don't worry, we'll
be there to help you! You won't have to figure
it out by yourself. Susie... ... sure, alright. ... Hey. Ralsei. RalseiSusie? SusieAre you... Still gonna make those,
uh, cakes...? RalseiWell, will you stop
making fun of me? Susie... Well, if I HAVE TO, I
guess. RalseiThen I'll bake you as
many as you like,
alright? SusieYeah, like you can make
that many, dude. RalseiWell, this is our stop! SusieHey, Kris. Wait a sec. Y'know, I'm starting to
realize. It'll be easier for us
to get out of here... If we all, uh, "get
along" a little more. So, next time we fight
an enemy... If you tell me what to
do... I'll listen to
you. ... but, y'know, don't
tell me anything STUPID, Or I'll go back to
smashing heads,
alright!? Kris... I'm counting on you, OK? (-)(Susie joined the party for
real.) (Where will you ride the
elevator to?) Prison B1??????Floor 1F
Card Castle, Elevator 2 (110) (Ride the elevator?)
RideDo not
[Card Castle - ???] (111) BOO HOO, BOO HOO, UEE HEE HEE. SO LONELY, LONELY, I BE... BUT LO, THREE VISITORS STANDING
INSIDE? WHO ARE YOU FEW? RalseiNice to meet you! I'm
Ralsei, this is Kris,
and... SusieSo, what the hell are
you doing in there? (-)I AM INNOCENT, INNOCENT.
I JUST WANTED TO PLAY A GAME,
GAME. BUT THE BORING KINGS FOUND SUCH
FUN TO BE A TROUBLE. AS PUNISHMENT, THEY CRAVED TO
IMPRISON MY BODY. BUT I'M FAST, FAST, CLEVER,
CLEVER. THEY LOST THE CHASE, AND LOCKED
UP THEIR ENTIRE RACE, BUILDING A PRISON AROUND THE
WHOLE WORLD. NOW I'M THE ONLY
FREE ONE. RalseiHuh? Free? But you're
clearly the one behind
bars... (-)THINGS DON'T SEEM SUCH FROM
HERE, LIGHTNERS! SusieWell, sounds like you
don't need any help,
then. (-)THAT IS UN-SO.
I GROW LONELY IN MY LITTLE
FREEDOM. SO, SHALL YOU PLAY A GAME WITH
ME, ME...? I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT IT MEANS TO
BE FREE!
Play
a gameDo not
play a
game FIND THE KEY, AND I'LL LET YOU
BE FREE, FREE. THE KEY IS HIDDEN FROM THE
EYES. THE OLD SHOPKEEPER KNOWS
A SECRET.
UEE HEE HEE, THE KEY, THE KEY. A MARVELLOUS FUN IS ABOUT TO
BREAK FREE. WON'T YOU LET YOURSELF OUTSIDE?
Use KeyDo not (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was Jevilstail.) (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was Devilsknife.) (The chest is empty.)
Card Castle, Jevil's Prison (112) UEE HEE!
VISITORS, VISITORS!
NOW WE CAN PLAY, PLAY! THEN, AFTER YOU, I CAN PLAY
WITH EVERYONE ELSE, TOO! RalseiSo what are we playing,
exactly...? (-)OH, IT'S JUST A SIMPLE NUMBERS
GAME. WHEN YOUR HP DROPS TO 0, YOU
LOSE! SusieSo that's the kinda game
you wanna play, huh...? Then, I gotta warn
you... You're dealing with a
couple of sharks. (-)UEE HEE HEE! SHARK-TO-SHARK! I
WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY! NOW, NOW!!
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!! WHAT FUN!!!
I'M EXHAUSTED!!!
YOU KIDS TIRED ME UP!! NOW I WILL SLEEP FOR THE OTHER
100 YEARS. UNFORTUNATELY, YOU KIDS CANNOT
HAVE SUCH A PLEASANT DREAM. FROM NOW, A NIGHTMARE WILL
AWAKEN IN YOUR HEARTS. IN THE SHADOW OF THE KNIGHT'S
HAND... LIGHTNERS, CAN YOU STOP IT? UEE HEE HEE! EITHER WAY, A
MISCHIEF-MISCHIEF, A
CHAOS-CHAOS...! LIGHTNERS!
FROM INSIDE YOUR LITTLE CELL!! TAKE THIS AND DO YOUR
STRONGEST---! (You got ShadowCrystal.) HA HA HA.
WHAT FUN!!! YOU'RE FAST, FAST, STRONG,
STRONG. BUT THERE ARE YET FASTER, YET
STRONGER. THE HAND OF THE KNIGHT IS
DRIFTING FORWARD. SOON, THE "QUEEN" RETURNS, AND
HELL'S ROAR BUBBLES FROM THE
DEPTHS... LIGHTNERS, CAN YOU STOP IT? UEE HEE HEE! EITHER WAY, A
MISCHIEF-MISCHIEF, A
CHAOS-CHAOS...! LIGHTNERS!
FROM INSIDE YOUR LITTLE CELL!! TAKE ME AND DO YOUR
STRONGEST---! (You got ShadowCrystal.)
[Card Castle - 1F] (114) (Elevator to Prison.) (Formerly known as Elevator to
Basement, Which Just Happened
to Have A Lot Of Cages.) (Elevator to Top Floor.) (Currently stuck at the top
floor until someone rides it
down.)
(Elevator to Top Floor.) (No longer stuck at the top
floor.) (Rudinn's Room.)
(Yes, that's a door!)
Card Castle, Rudinn's Room (115) We sold all of our beds to
replace them with treasure. My back hurts, but life has
never been better!!! Hey, it's you!
You're that peaceful Lightner! Woah, you even tamed the beast
that was tormenting us...! Susie... beast?
What beast? (-)Ohhh!!! You even taught the
beast to talk!? Here, have a Choco Diamond! You two are real heroes, you
know that? SusieWhat about me? (-)You too, Talking Beast...
You too.
Violence Hey! You're the chumps that
beat me up earlier! There's no way I'll forgive
you, so scram!
Apologize
ProfuselyIntimidate Apologize Profusely I feel just OK about you chumps
now... ... Wait, what about her?
Will she hurt us anymore? SusieNah, you're good. (Unless Kris tells me to
I guess.)
Intimidate I... I'll never forgive you for
that forgiveness...
Violence after first dialogue You weren't as nice as I
thought... I guess people shouldn't have
heroes. (Normal everyday riches,
acquired from a legitimate
source.) (Looks like a family
photograph.)
Card Castle, 2F (116) (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was ClubsSandwich.) (The chest is empty.) (Castle Bathroom "Royal Flush")
(Currently occupied.)
Card Castle, Rouxls Kaard's Puzzle 1 (117) So the worms have decided
to crawl out and play... RalseiWho's there!? (-)Geh ha ha ha ha!
Thoust FOOLS! RouxlsI am Rouxls Kaard,
thou're greatest
adversary! Thou may have clawedst
past all thouse otherest
conundrums... But THOUSE were created
by UTTER WEAKLINGS! Now, prepare thouself.
For the STRONGEST puzzle
of THOUST LIFE! TOIL, Worms! RouxlsLost...?
Frightened...?
Confused...? GOOD!! HA HA HA!!! Toileth in despair at
the Worlde's strongest
puzzle...!!!
RouxlsMy, art thou still
stucketh upon my
Puzzle...? Trappedeth, hopelessly,
like an Insecte in a
Roach's Inn... Ah... Perhaps I COULD
find it in my heart to
spare you... Should you GROVEL for
One-Hundred-Years!!! Ha
ha ha!!! Rouxls... GOD DAMN IT (Sigh...) Rouxls Kaard was
standing here... (Sigh...) I think making
block-pushing puzzles is a
totally hunky hobby...
Card Castle, Hathy's Room (119) (Looks like Hathy sold all the
gems and replaced them with
beds.) (Looks extremely well slept.) (Hathy looked at you kindly.
Your sins against Hathy were
forgiven.)
(Hathy looked at you kindly.
You felt about the same.)
Violence (<3 Hathys) (Hathy looked at you...) RalseiWe're sorry about
hurting you earlier... We promise we won't do
it anymore! (-)(Hathy felt your sincerity.
Hathy forgived your sins...) (You felt a weight being lifted
from you.)
Violence (>2 Hathys) (Hathy will never forget what
you've done.) SusieIn a good way? (-)(In a bad way.) SusieOh. (Looks like a bed.)
(Will you rest here?) (... No, you won't.)
(It's not your bed.)
(You thoroughly investigated
all of the beds.) (Your rank was upgraded to "Bed
Inspector.")
Card Castle, 4F (120) (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was ReviveMint.) (The chest is empty.)
(Well, except for some minty
shards.) RalseiUm, please don't eat
those, Susie... SusieWhat!? Are you saving
them for something!?
Card Castle, Rouxls Kaard's Puzzle 2 (121) RouxlsGeh ha ha... Thoust guys really think
that was all I hadst!? WRONGE! It's time for
you to feel my Reale
Powere! Behold!
My ULTIMATE Puzzle! HAVE AT YOU! RouxlsGehahaha... Face the
TRUE strongest puzzle,
Worms! This time, the
difficulty art
MAGNITUDES grander! See thou in 100 years,
thou feeble insects!
RouxlsOh! Such despair! Oh,
such sweet despair! Squirmst! Squirmst upon
the Earth, like a Moiste
Noodle! Rouxls... .................... Ahhh... Ahh... Ha...!
Ha ha ha!
Gullible worms! That wasn'tst REALLY my
ultimate puzzle! I have a wayst better
one right... here! RalseiCan...
Can we see it? RouxlsNo (Sigh...) Rouxls Kaard was
standing here... (Sigh...) Sorry I'm sighing, I
didn't get much sleep.
Card Castle, Clover's Room (122) I'm the first party member.
I'm in charge of the DPS.
(Dancin' Party Soundtrack.) Oh! Let us take your coat!
And put it in the TOILET! HA!
... which, we don't even have. Please try the baseballs~!
Yeah! Eat so many you CHOKE!
... do they eat sports? Then we can all play Twister~!
Just stay OUT OF OUR WAY!
... we lose even by ourselves.
Violence Were you invited?
YOU WEREN'T!!!
You DID hurt us... Awkward...
You wanna REMATCH!?
You'd better leave... (Hathy is the second party
member. It's the healer.) (She was in charge of catering
the party.) (Unfortunately the cake she
commissioned was destroyed in a
field somewhere.)
(That's a risk that one always
runs when ordering a cake.) (It's a bed for three people,
or one three-headed person.) (It's a boombox.)
(It's playing clubs music.) (It's a giant baseball.)
(For parties.)
(Actually, seems the giant
baseball is a soccer ball
that's been painted over.) (It would be easier to draw
that way.) (It's a tree.)
(For parties.)
[Card Castle - 5F] (123)
Card Castle, Lancer's Room (124) (A bicycle is lovingly tucked
into bed.) (It's a music player.)
(Listen to the contents?)
ListenDo Not (It's some kind of digging
implement.) (You found 20 Rupys in the
hole!) (Unfortunately, that's not a
useful currency here...) (It's a hole made
recreationally.) (It's a hole. Presumably dug
for fun.) (There's salsa buried in the
ground here.)
Card Castle (125) Enough, Worms...! RouxlsThou may have CHEATETHED
through mine PUZZLES,
but... In COMBAT, thou shalt be
scattered about! Come, knaves...!
Prepareth for battle
with...! Whatever this is!!! RalseiHuh...!?
It's the enemy from
earlier...! But its CROWN looks
different!Susie... it looks the same. RouxlsYes! With my Control
Crowne... I mayst control ANY
disc-shaped Lifeforme! RalseiOh no!!! It looks like it's in
pain!!SusieIT LOOKS THE SAME!!!! RouxlsYes... The control crown
is painful... But, I'm certain this
Creature will feeleth
relief... When it sees how much
MORE pain THOU'LL be
in!!! Rouxls... ... Why, brilliant!
Just BRILLIANT! I knew you couldst do
it! Thou great heroes,
thou! Thou see-eth, that was
merely... A friendly TEST of thine
abilities! But thou hast WON! And
now, NOTHING blocks
thine path! I, personally, could NOT
be less of an
obstruction! RalseiBut you - RouxlsLuck be with you.
Heroes! (Thar she blows...)
(It's going off to live a
better life now...) (Its previously violent
expression has turned to
kindness...) (It will now live a peaceful
life.)
[Card Castle - Throne] (126) (Riches.)
(They shine with avarice.) (It's a throne.)
(It seems to have been damaged
in a struggle...) (Wall banners. They seem to
have been through some kind of
struggle...) LancerSusie! Blue person whose
name I neglected to
learn all along! I thought you were going
homeways. SusieWe were, but Kris wanted
to say bye, y'know? LancerOh!!! Really!? Hohoho!!!
That's funny!! I thought YOU wanted to
say bye because we're
friends! SusieHuh!? I mean... I didn't
NOT want to! Umm, so, you're the king
now, huh...? LancerYes!! And I'm changing
some big rules! First, Lightners are now
legal! Second, prison is now
only for dads! SusieSounds like some pretty
good changes. Hey, your dad was, uh,
protecting the fountain,
right? ... is it gonna be OK if
we mess with it...? LancerI have no idea! But it's you guys, so I
trust you...! If something bad
happens, we'll fix it
out! SusieYeah, guess we'll just
see I guess. Umm... well, see ya
later! LancerCome back soon!!! There's always room in
town, for a couple of
clowns!
LancerYou should tell your
Prince I say goodbye as
well. Susie... is he leaving? LancerNo... he's just a sweet
little peach. What ho!! What about us!?
Aren't we going to be restored
as Kings...!? ... Ah? My treasure is
unharmed? Carry on, then. (Show's over! Everybody go
home!) (Us animals decided it's OK if
the Kings stay in the cages as
well.) (... but they'll have to put on
animal ears and noses...) (What's all the fuss about?
Fewer people are in cages...) I'll be honest, at first we
weren't sure who make our new
King... ... I mean, Lancer HAS always
been a bit of a pain. But after seeing how nice he
treats YOU guys, I think he'll
be fine!
I have high hopes for the new
King. He's already mandated a
400-percent increase in salsa
production. Mama miba!! What a
celebration!! This calls for a
cake!! And this time, I'll make it out
of metal so animals can't eat
it!
Mama miba! What a celebration!
Everyone is here! This must be the birthday party
I made that cake for!! Clover's birth!! Such a sweet
occasion!! I might cry! SusieUh... actually, this
whole thing is, like,
OUR fault. (-)Oh! Mon amiga!! Then... YOU'RE
Clover's mother!?!?? Now I understand why you ate
the cake!! To protect her!! SusieHuh, wait, no, I -- (Wait, if I go along
with this, can I get
more cake...?)
Clover's mother!
Please sample my cakes any
time! SusieDo I HAVE TO be Clover's
mom to do that? (-)Yes! That's my arbitrary rule! (Because you rescued it, it
grew to respect you...) (Well, actually, maybe it
shrunk to respect you.)
Card Castle, Path to Roof (127) I knew you could do it! Though I was your enemy, I was
cheering for you...! ... That's how much I disliked
my job. The future looks sweet~!
Like a pile of BEE'S PUKE.
... which, is honey, I think. A kingdom with so much hope~!
Hope you didn't SCREW IT UP.
... that means thank you. Come to our next b-day, too~!
We'll have one SOON!!!
... if that's... possible... (Hathy looked at you
proudly...) (Kiss!)
(Limit one.) What's going on? I slept
through everything...
Chaos King's Room (128) SusieHey, there's Lancer...! LancerFather! (-)Lancer, my son. Have you dispatched the
Lightners, as I commanded? LancerN... No, b-but... I did even better! It turns out we don't
actually have to fight
them! They said they could
just talk to you, and... (-)They're ALIVE? LancerYes, and I think you'll
like them a lot! There's Susie, she's
very purple and strong,
and... (-)WHERE ARE THEY NOW? LancerUmmm... SusieHey. RalseiIt's nice to meet you! (-)... Lancer.
Lancer, my son. LancerY... Yes, father? (-)Do you remember what I told
you? LancerD... Don't... get too
attached? (-)You have failed. They have poisoned you with
their sentimentality. Free yourself, Lancer.
They care NOT for you. Their only goal is to destroy
our glorious Fountain. They. Are. Scum. LancerN... no they aren't... (-)WHAT DID YOU SAY!? SusieLet him go. (-)Ha ha ha ha... You want me to LET HIM GO!? Then how about this...? I'll drop him off the edge and
let him splatter... Unless you all KNEEL and learn
your place! What will it be, Lightners!? LancerD-don't listen to him
Susie, he'll... he'll... (-)Now WATCH, Lancer...! SEE what happens when you
befriend Lightners! Wh... What the!? YOU... YOU TRAITOR...!
COME BACK HERE...! SusieAlright, enough already. Who the hell do you
think you are? (-)Heheh...
Heheheheh... To my people, I am a hero... ... to you? KingI'M THE BAD GUY!!! KingEnough... is enough... I see... I see that I
cannot defeat you. I have grown exhausted
from our long battle. Lightners... I... Perhaps I... I have been
too cruel. The truth is... I was
not always this way. There once was a time... ... where Darkners and
Lightners lived in
harmony. A time where Darkners
could fulfill their
purpose in peace... It would be a lie to say
that I, too... ... do not yearn for
those days. ... Perhaps... Perhaps
you young ones are
right. Please... let us put
away our weapons. There must be a peaceful
solution to all this. Susie... Ralsei(Come now, Susie!) I'm glad you're starting
to realize, Mr. King... None of us really want
to fight. If you can just tell us
about your worries... I'm sure we can all be
friends, Mr. King! KingY-yes... "Friends..." That sounds... lovely... (C... cough)
My apologies, I am... I am not used to...
fighting like that... My body is... getting
weak... RalseiOh, don't say another
word! There, you should be all
healed up! How do you feel...? KingL... Let's see... Never better. SusieY... You... KingDid I say you could get
up? SusieKris...!? KingOh, spare me the
heroics. You... You're the
leader, aren't you? So, what's your plan? To laugh, as you cast us
all back into obscurity? ... You can't even say...? Young one... Let me tell you a
secret. Quiet people PISS ME
OFF. SusieHey. Get away.
From my.
Friend. KingHeh heh heh heh... OR WHAT? KingI... I see... You are much stronger...
than I envisioned... RalseiKris...? Susie...? You
came back...? SusieUmmm, well... Kris just wanted to say
bye, y'know... RalseiOh!!! Actually... ... Everyone here wanted
to say goodbye, too. Please let me know when
you leave, alright? SusieYeah, yeah, we'll try
not to skip you.
RalseiKris... Susie...? Are
you leaving? SusieNah, we have to talk to
Lancer first.
RalseiKris... Susie...? Are
you leaving? SusieHell if I know, I'm just
following Kris. Guess we'll just walk to
the right if we are. Way to go, kids! Now we can go
back to making the puzzles we
love... And, thanks to your donation, I
could buy a new hat and some
shaving cream.
Got nothing left to teach you
now... Life's got no tutorial, so try
your best! Best! You're the Best! 'Onestly, we owe you... You're O-bsolutely O-mazing! Bgreat Bwork! (Even a little ball can say
something like "thank you.") Thank you! I can go back to
being a coat hanger now! By the by, I asked Seam to come
here, but... There wasn't any interest. Darn, horsey. You've'n done us
a big help. Now all'n of us pieces can live
in peaces.
Boy, my nostrils can't thank
you enough. You did it! You ousted that
rotten tyrant! I'll happily accept a bounty of
credit for my contributions... ... Unless the King reappears,
in which case -- I did nothing! RouxlsWonderful Worke, mine
Amigose! Thou hast toppledst the
Tyrant! Freedst our
Creedst! Trulyeth, History shall
not forget - The Tale of Rouxls
Kaard, and the Three
Heroes!
SusieWhat about the part
where you tried to kill
us? RouxlsAh... an interesting
Historical Theorie, is
it not? Nonetheless, the
evidence precludeth such
a thing... Susie... what evidence? RouxlsI shall giveth thou a
plate of Worms for thou
silence. SusieDeal. RalseiSusie, Kris... Are you
going to leave...?
Path to Fountain (129) Susie... Huh? Kris, you wanna... ... go say goodbye to
everyone, don't you? ... Heh, well... if you're
gonna MAKE me, I GUESS we can go back
for a bit. Let's go!
SusieHey, Kris, I know you
wanna stay, but... We gotta go.
SusieWe've gotta go, Kris... There's no time.
SusieOK, maybe things aren't
that urgent, but... SusieHey Kris. W... wait a second. Ummm, I... Look. I know you wanna give a
REAL goodbye to
everyone, right? I mean, I'm ALL for
leaving right away,
but... Y'know, we could go back
a sec. If you wanted. (-)
YesDon't SusieC'mon, let's at least
say bye to Lancer!
The Fountain (130) Is this... the fountain...? Dunno how, but... It feels like we
stumbled into something really
important, didn't we...? ... Well, there's no time to
think about that now. Right now... It's time to go home, right, Kris? (As you stood in front
of the fountain,) (You felt something strange.) (It was as if) (Your very SOUL was glowing...)
The Legend (132) Once upon a time, a LEGEND
was whispered among shadows. It was
a LEGEND
of HOPE.It was
a LEGEND
of DREAMS. It was
a LEGEND
of LIGHT.It was
a LEGEND
of DARK. This is the legend of
DELTA RUNE For millenia, LIGHT and DARK
have lived in balance, Bringing peace to the WORLD. But if this harmony
were to shatter... A terrible calamity would occur. The sky will run
black with terror And the land will
crack with fear. Then, her heart pounding... The EARTH will draw
her final breath. Only then, shining with hope... Three HEROES appear
at WORLDS' edge. A HUMAN,A MONSTER,And a PRINCE
FROM THE DARK. Only they can seal the fountains And banish the ANGEL'S HEAVEN. Only then will balance
be restored, And the WORLD saved
from destruction. Today, the FOUNTAIN OF DARKNESS- The geyser that
gives this land form- Stands tall at the
center of the kingdom. But recently, another fountain
has appeared on the horizon... And with it, the balance of
LIGHT and DARK begins to shift...
Seam's Shop (133) Hee hee...
Welcome, travellers.
Take your time...
Ain't like it's
better spent. BuySellTalkExit What do
you like
to buy?
40$ - Dark CandyITEM
Star-shape
candy that
heals 40HP
70$ - DarkburgerITEM
Mysterious
hamburger
heals 70HP
100$ - Amber CardARMOR
Defensive
charm
200$ - SpookyswordWEAPON
Black-and
orange
Buy it for
$ ?YesNo What kind
of junk
you got?
Sell ItemsSell WeaponsSell ArmorReturn ManualY'think I
WANT that?
Nothing/UnsellableThat's
nothing.
Sell it for
$ ?YesNo Don't have
anything
better
to do. About yourselfLightnersKingdomWe're legendary About yourselfLightnersKingdomStrange Prisoner About yourselfLightnersAbout JEVILWe Won See you again...
Or not.
Ha ha ha ha...
Rouxls Kaard's Shop (134) Welcome to my
shop, you
ungrateful worms.
Welcome, welcome,
my Heroick Comrades!
Anything else? BuySellTalkExit What
shalt
thou buy?
50$ - RouxlsRouxITEM
Fragrant
sauce
heals 50HP
150$ - Brave AxWEAPON
Heroic &
Cool
200$ - DaintyScarfWEAPON
Homemade
Healing up
100$ - Amber CardARMOR
Defensive
charm
Buyeth for
$ ?YesNo Showeth
me your
treasure!
Selleth ItemsSelleth WeaponsSelleth ArmorReturnst ManualEr, NO
thank you.
Nothing/UnsellableWhat?
Sell it for
$ ?YesNo Ah, what is
thine
Intereste? About yourselfWhy sell to usThe KingThe King's Son See thou in the Dungeon, Worms!
Come by any time, my good
Worms!
Kris's Room (Night) (136) Title:

deltarune (137) Title: DELTARUNE

GAME OVER (139) Title: THE DEATH

IT APPEARS YOU
HAVE REACHED

AN END. WILL YOU TRY AGAIN?




YESNO WILL YOU PERSIST?YESNO
Load Menu 1 (139) CHAPTER 1 [EMPTY] BEGINBACK COPYERASECHAPTER SELECT[...]END PROGRAM
Credits (140) When the light is running low And the shadows start to grow And the places that you know Seem like fantasy There's a Light inside your soul That's still shining in the cold With the truth The promise in our hearts Don't forget I'm with you in the dark
Tree (142) (He is behind the tree.)
(It is a tree.) (Well, there is a man here.) (He offered you something.)

YesNo (Well, there is not a man
here.)

Lancer (2) Lancer busts in!
SusieDunno how I got an ax
but, like, that's cool.
Lancer switches gears randomly
to appear competent.
Lancer is thinking about chips.
Lancer's motorcycle is actually
just a bike that's on fire.
Lancer's riding it out.
Lancer revs viciously. Halt, clowns!
This bike is
fueled by
victory!!!
I love to get
thrashed...
Just kidding!
That's you!!
So what are
you guys doing
after this???
Hohoho!!!
I'm the bad
guy!
Compliment Oh! You make
my feelings
do wheelies!
Sweet wheelys
Did you not
realize I can
mask my self-
esteem levels?
Stop!! My
personality's
getting too
deep!!!
End Wait!
Wait a second! My bike's
running
out of
fuel...! Alright,
you punk-
a-roos! You had the
luck of the
draw this
time, but... Next time,
the losers
will be
YOU!!! Hahaha!!!
Bye, losers!! I gotta get
home before
dinner!!! CheckWarningCompliment
Dummy (3) RalseiLet's try FIGHTing!
()
Let's try FIGHTing!
()
Let's try DEFENDing!
()
Let's try SPELLs!
()
Let's ACT!
()
Let's SPARE!
() RalseiSee that HEART, Kris? That's your SOUL, the
culmination of your
being! Within, it holds your
WILL... your
COMPASSION... ... and the FATE of the
world. If it gets hit, you and
your friends will lose
HP. If everyone's HP reaches
0, we'll lose the
battle. So, please take care to
avoid the enemy's
attack. Ready?
Let's try dodging!
CheckHugHug Ralsei
Rudinn (5) Rudinn drew near!
A different Rudinn from last
time drew near!
Assumedly another different
Rudinn appeared!
Rudinn thinks about elaborate
stones.
Rudinn dislikes its boss, but
doesn't care enough to quit.
Rudinn is glimmering plainly.
Smells like jewelry.
Rudinn has no strong opinions
one way or the other.
Tired Rudinn is starting to fall
asleep.
Hurt Rudinn's luster begins to fade.
With Rudinn A necklace of Rudinns blocks
your path.
With Hathy Rudinn and Hathy blocked the
way!
With Rudinn & Hathy Various guys appeared!
With Hathy & Jigswary Smorgasboard. Shine,
shine
Long live
the guy
who pays us!
I'm just a
normal
person.
Face my
Diamond
Cutter!
Convince Yeah I
guess that
makes
sense.
Lecture (Yawn)...
What? OK... CheckConvinceLecture
Hathy (6) Hathy is whispering a lovely
spell.
Smells like a soft kiss.
Hathy's body beats audibly.
Hathy has a little secret.
Hathy smiled a darling smile.
Tired Hathy's beat slows.
Hurt Hathy's beat seems to stutter.
With Rudinn
With Hathys Three Hathys blocked the way!
LancerHey, why aren't you guys
thrashed?! You're
totally outnumbered! RalseiYou made a team purely
of SUPPORT ENEMIES. Their bullet patterns
aren't balanced at all. It's like a dinner made
out of three glasses of
milk. Lancer... And that's, um...
Unusual, somehow? RalseiWhy don't we talk about
this AFTER the battle?
End RalseiGreat job, Kris!
We earned 0 EXP
and D$! LancerSweet!
How much do I get? RalseiYou... lost, Lancer.
You don't get any. LancerOh. Can I have some of
yours? RalseiNo! LancerFine!
Later, losers!
With Rudinns Various guys appeared!
With Rudinn & Jigswary Smorgasboard. CheckFlatterX-Flatter CheckFlatterX-FlatterS-Flatter
C. Round (9) C. Round attacked violently!
(You recall Ralsei's advice to
include Susie in an ACT.) CheckX-ComplimentWarning
Jigsawry (15) A board of Jigsawrys blocked
the way!
Jigsawry is pretending to
march.
Smells like cardboard.
Jigsawry thought of its boss
and felt afraid.
Jigsawry is trying to calculate
this month's rent.
Jigsawry is wishing it could
quit its job.
Tired Jigsawry looks exhausted.
Hurt Jigsawry's edges are fraying.
With Rudinn & Hathy Smorgasboard. I... I have
a rent
payment
to make...
H... hurting
people is
cool..
F... Fighting?
I love
fighting...
P... Put up
your d-dukes,
bubbo...
Pacified I always
wanted a
friend just
like you.
We're friends
now, la la~
Hit WHADDA WORLD!
I'M TOO YOUNG
TO DIE!!!
Jigsawry hit BARRY!!
HANG IN
THERE BARRY!
BARRY!!!
THEY GOT
BARRY!!! CheckBefriend
Ponman (11) Ponman drew near!
Ponman seems hypnotized by your
idle animation.
Ponman listens politely,
despite having no ears.
Ponman gazes enigmatically.
Smells like a pawn shop.
Ponman advances one step at a
time.
Tired Ponman can't keep its eye open.
Hurt Ponman looks dilated. CheckGoodnightLullaby
K. Round (10) Here it comes!
K.Round shuffles furiously.
The crown is -percent loose! K. ROUND felt stressed out and
attacked! K. ROUND practiced self-care! K. ROUND's HP and ATTACK went
up! RalseiSusie! Stop attacking
it! You're making it
stronger! SusiePssh, and let it think
I'm AFRAID? No way!
K. ROUND practiced self-care! CheckBowDeep BowWarning CheckersBowDeep BowWarning
Rabbick (13) Rabbick slithered in the way!
Rabbick ambiently damages the
soil.
The battlefield is filled with
the smell of dusty mustard.
Rabbick emits a musty groan.
Rabbick is looking for a couch
to get stuck under.
Hurt Rabbick is starting to look
wispy.
With Rabbick Rabbicks slithered in the way! Hop, hop
Snitter
snatter
what's the
matter
Meow.
Duruuuu---
Pacified A nice and
tidy girl.
A refreshing
boy.
A soft and
clean boy.
A sweet and
fresh girl. CheckBlow OnBreathAll
Bloxer (14) Bloxer assembled!
Bloxer is thinking about
trains.
Bloxer is thinking about
training.
Bloxer is thinking about
training wheels.
Bloxer considers building a
house out of its own body.
Smells like freshly-printed
plastic.
Bloxer radiates with the spirit
of joy.
Bloxer is starting to break
apart with exhaustion.
With Bloxer Bloxers assembled! GOOH...! I'm
gonna knock
your block
off...!
HOOH...! You
interrupted my
training...!
Let me show
you my
training!
YIHA!!
Let's see how
you stack
up...! HIYA!!
Rearrange ARRGH!! NO!!
MY ABS ARE
MY FACE!!
ARRGH!! NO!!
MY BUTT IS
MY FACE!!
ARRGH!! NO!!
MY FACE IS
MY FACE!!
Wait...
Oh, you mixed
me up all
nice~
Rival My momentum
is totally
blocked
up... CheckRearrange CheckRearrangeRival
Clover (16) Clover grew close!
Clover hums like an out-of-tune
choir.
Clover is whispering about cute
boys.
Clover flashes a trio of
terrible smiles.
Smells like clover and dew.
Clover is arguing about whose
toothbrush is whose.
Clover is bickering with
herselves.
Tired Clover seems TIRED of
discussing so much.
Hurt Clover starts to look wilted. Let's get
to know
you~GET OUT
OF HERE!!Sorry
about
this...
Nice to
meet you!Die!
Die!
Die!Please
ignore
them.
Nice
weather
today.What?
It's just
awful!Please
stop, you
two...
TalkBday It's my
birthday~WHAT!? NO!
It's MY
birthday!We're
triplets...
TalkBoys Glasses
are cute,
I think...Fluffy!
Glasses!
That's it!HIM???
... err,
sure.
TalkSports Spaghetti
and tennis
balls.That's
GENIUS!We really
agree
on it.
TalkAnimals Animals
are kind
of nasty.Just AWFUL
in
concept.(Never
seen one,
but...)
TalkTrees I love
the smell
of trees.Oh!
Me too!Pollen
makes me...
Uh, sure!
ITEM/MANUAL Aww, he
MADE that!?
So caring!It's SOOO
cute!
I want it!(Isn't it
a bit...
boring?) CheckTalkBdayTalkBoysTalkSportsTalkAnimalsTalkTrees
Susie and Lancer (18+19) Two bad guys blocked the way!
Susie and Lancer are having an
evil laugh contest.
Susie and Lancer are gloating
about how great their team is.
Smells like teamwork.
Susie and Lancer are coming up
with victory celebration plans.
Susie and Lancer are making fun
of you.
Susie asleep: same as Lancer alone Susie Heh,
scared?
Talk your
way out of
THIS!
Think
fast!
Weasel
out of
THIS!
Asleep (Zzzz...)
Waking up (Yawn)
I'm awake,
did I miss
anything?
Anything No way!
Shut up and
fight!!!
Really?
...
Shut up and
fight!!!
What are
you even
doing?
Really...?
No way, I
don't see
anything!
Yeah, it's
hopeless.
X-Anything (Lancer) Flattery
won't
work on
US!!!
THAT'S
THE
POINT!!!
Huh...?
I mean...
NO!!!
Blocking soundwaves Heh,
score for
the BAD
GUYS!
Lancer hurt Hey, stop
hitting
him!
Lancer Horror! Pain!
The power of
REAL bad guys!
(Nice, huh?)
This bike is
fueled by
EVIL! ...and
friendship!
Prepare for
smashing, you
luxurious
melons!!!
Hey!!
Hey Susie!!
Watch me,
watch me!!
Sing (Susie) Oh, what a
beautiful
song!!!
Anything/X-Anything Oh!!!
It's
working
on me!!!
Blocked soundwaves Hee hee!
I'm bliss-
-fully
ignorant!
Anything Thanks,
it's all
natural!
Really!?
It's just
what I
wanted!!!
X-Anything Really!?
That's bad!
Wow, I'll
look
amazing!!
Lancer hurt Ow, my
guts hurt!
Violent end LancerOw... SusieHey, HEY! Enough's
enough already! If you hit him any more,
you might really hurt
him! ... Lancer, you OK...? LancerI... I'm fine, Susie! My insides are just... a
little mixed up. SusieAlright, fine! You guys
win! Ralsei(Kris, maybe we should
have taken it easier...) Susie CheckAnythingSing Lancer CheckAnythingX-Anything
Lancer (vs Susie) (12) Hey, wanna
see what
happens to
traitors?
They.
Get.
Crushed.
If you don't
get out of
the way... ...I'll
kill you.
Get it?
I'll KILL
you.
Heh...
You missed,
idiot!
... wait, why
aren't you
fighting
back...?
... Heh, you
think I
CARE? If you just
wanna lie
down and
die? You're just
making it
easier for
me!
........
Alright,
that's
enough. If you
wanna die
so much... THEN DIE!
Rudinn Ranger (22) Rudinn Rangers came sparkling
into view!
Rudinn Ranger fantasizes about
divine gems.
Rudinn Ranger gleams gallantly.
Rudinn Ranger puts a power
limiter on its feelings.
Smells like crystal.
Rudinn Ranger pledges
allegiance.
Tired Rudinn Ranger is starting to
fall asleep.
Hurt Rudinn Ranger's luster begins
to fade. I'm the,
diamond,
here's the
rough!
Long live
the king!
Perish,
Lightners!
Glimmer
glammor
Convince Enough!
You can't
convince
me!
Compliment The King
never said
THAT to me
before...
No one ever
said THAT to
me before
...
Yeah it
would be
weird. CheckConvinceCompliment
Head Hathy (23) Head Hathy blocked the way
quietly! (x3)
Head Hathy's body moves
silently.
Head Hathy's mind is an enigma.
Head Hathy whispered something
unhearable.
Smells like a lonely kiss.
Head Hathy showed no emotion at
all.
Tired/Hurt Head Hathy's beat seems to
stutter. CheckFlirtX-Flirt
K. Round 2 (21) Here it comes. Again.
K.Round shuffles furiously.
The crown is -percent loose! K. ROUND practiced self-care! CheckBowSusie's Idea CheckBowThrow
King (25) King blocked the way!
KING's mouths gave a berserk
smile.
Darkness pours from the
fountain.
The battlefield is rumbling.
KING's mouths babble
indecipherably.
Hurt KING's cape flutters weakly. How dare you
come here,
Lightners...?
You, that
left us in
the shadows,
stripped of
meaning...
You DARE
return
to torment us
once again?
Begone!
We have found
fresh
purpose.
For the
KNIGHT
has appeared.
The KNIGHT
that pulls
the Fountains
from the
Earth.
Holy
Fountains,
whose shadows
are creating
a new
world... OUR world.
Hahaha...
Do you see
now our NEW
purpose...?
Soon, this
world
shall be
blanketed
in darkness... And DARKNERS
shall RULE
it!
Then, you may
see what it is
like to live
in DESPAIR!
Now, enough
talk! Fall before
the chain of
justice!
... ha,
you're
quite strong,
aren't you!?
If I keep
fighting you
like this,
then...
It seems...
that...
My KNIGHT...
I shall not
fail you... CheckTalkTalkTalk CheckCourageRedBusterDualHeal
Jevil (20) LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
It feels like a whirlwind.
JEVIL is laughing
incomprehensibly.
The world is spinning,
spinning.
Smells like chaos.
The air crackles with freedom.
CHAOS BOMB was prepared FOR
YOU.
Something terrible is
coming...!
JEVIL's pulling out all the
stops!
Tired JEVIL is truly exhausted! CHAOS, CHAOS,

CATCH ME
IF YOU CAN!
SHALL WE
PLAY THE
RING-AROUND?
MY HEARTS GO
OUT TO ALL
YOU SINNERS!
HA, HA, LET'S
MAKE THE
DEVILSKNIFE.
A CHAOS,
CHAOS!
IT'S ALL
TOO MUCH
FUN!!!
I CAN DO
ANYTHING!!
THESE
CURTAINS
ARE REALLY
ON FIRE!
THIS BODY
CANNOT BE
KILLED!
PLEASE, IT'S
JUST A
SIMPLE
CHAOS.
PIIP PIIP,
LET'S RIDE THE
CAROUSEL GAME.
HEE HEE,
HAVING FUN!?
JOIN THE
CLUB!
HEARTS,
DIAMONDS,
I CAN DO
ANYTHING!
WHO KEEPS
SPINNING THE
WORLD
AROUND?
YOU KIDS ARE
REALLY
KEEPING UP!
NU-HA!!
I NEVER HAD
SUCH FUN,
FUN!!
A BEAUTY IS
JOYING IN
MY HEART!
EVEN
DEVILSKNIFE
IS SMILING!
IT'S SO
EXCITING...
I CAN'T
TAKE IT!!!
THIS IS IT,
BOISENGIRLS!
SEE YA!
ENOUGH!!
YOU KIDS
TIRED ME UP!
KIDDING!!
HERE'S MY
FINAL CHAOS! CheckPirouetteHypnosis
(Default) Warning You and Ralsei warned
about Susie.
The enemy went on guard...
Warning You and Ralsei warned the
enemies about Susie.
Everyone went on guard.
SPELL/Pacify Spare
TIRED foe
16% TP SPELL/Heal Prayer Heal
Ally
32% TP Ralsei cast HEAL PRAYER!
SPELL/Rude Buster Rude
Damage
50% TP Susie used RUDE BUSTER!

Dark Candy (1) Heals 40 HP. A red-and-black star
that tastes like marshmallows. Heals
40HP SusieYeahh!! That's good!
RalseiYummy!!! Marshmallows!!Hey, feed ME!!! Battle Kris used the DARK CANDY!
ReviveMint (2) Heals a fallen ally to MAX HP.
A minty green crystal. Heal
Downed
Ally SusieI'm ALIVE!!! (You weren't dead)
RalseiAh, I'm refreshed! (Don't look it) Battle Kris used the REVIVE MINT!
Glowshard (3) A shimmering shard.
Its use is unknown. Sell
at
shops Battle Kris used the GLOWSHARD!
Manual (4) Ralsei's handmade book full of
various tips and tricks. Read
out of
battle (You tried to read the manual,
but it was so dense it made
your head spin...) (You drop the manual on the
floor with a resounding thud.) RalseiHey, Kris.
What are you doing...? Oh no!
Is that the manual? Looks like you
accidentally dropped
it... Here you go, Kris!
You don't wanna lose
that! (-)(You got the Manual.)
(Again.)
(You tossed the Manual hard.)
(Its pages scatter in the
wind.) Ralsei.............. Umm...
Th-that's OK, Kris!
I can always... I'll just make a better
one next time! Battle Kris read the MANUAL!
Top Cake (6) This cake will make your taste buds
spin! Heals 160 HP to the team. Heals
team
160HP Mmm, seconds! Whoops. Battle Kris used the TOPCAKE!
SpinCake (7) A pastry in the shape of a top.
Heals 80 HP to the team. Heals
team
80HP I'm dizzy. Mmm, thank you! Battle Kris used the SPINCAKE!
Darkburger (8) A mysterious black burger made of...
Hey, this is just burnt! +70HP Heals
70HP SusieCooked to perfection!
RalseiA bit burnt...? Battle Kris used the DARKBURGER!
LancerCookie (9) A cookie shaped like Lancer's face.
Maybe not a cookie. Heals 5 HP? Heals
50HP SusieMmm... face
Ralsei(uncomfortable) Battle Kris used the LANCERCOOKIE!
Clubswich (11) A sandwich that can be split into 3.
Heals 30 HP to the team. Heals
team
30HP Quit hogging! (It's cut evenly...) Battle Kris used the CLUBS SANDWICH!
HeartsDonut (12) Hearts, don't it!? It's filled with
divisive, clotty red jam. +??HP Healing
varies SusieMmm, blood!
RalseiAah, sticky... Battle Kris used the HEARTS DONUT!
ChocDiamond (13) It's quite small, but some
people REALLY like it. +??HP Healing
varies SusieTHAT'S it?
RalseiAww, thanks, Kris! Battle Kris used the CHOCO DIAMOND!
RouxlsRoux (15) A dark roux with a delicate aroma.
Also... has worms in it. +50HP Heals
50 HP SusieCool, it's wriggling.
RalseiYum, is this spaghetti? Battle Kris used the ROULXS ROUX!
Cell Phone (1) It can be used to make calls. (You tried to call on the Cell
Phone.) But it doesn't seem to be
working.
Egg (2) Not too important, not too unimportant. (You used the Egg.)
BrokenCake (3) Though broken, it seethes with power.
A master smith could fix it.
Broken Key A (4) It's the top part of a key.
A smith could fix all three parts.
Door Key (5) The key to a mysterious cell.
Something feels strange about it.
Broken Key B (6) It's the middle part of a key.
A smith could fix all three parts.
Broken Key C (7) It's the bottom part of a key.
A smith could fix all three parts.
ShadowCrystal (13) A sharp shadow moves like water in the hand.
You have collected 1. You held the crystal up to your
eye. It doesn't seem very useful.
Bouquet (4) "Bouquet" - A bouquet of
beautiful flowers in many
colors. Perhaps it could be offered to
someone. You held out the flowers.
A floral scent fills the air.
Nothing happened. The Bouquet was thrown away.
Ball of Junk (5) "Ball of Junk" - A small ball
of accumulated things. You looked at the junk ball in
admiration.
Nothing happened. You really didn't want to throw
it away. Throw it away anyway?

NoYes
Egg (8) "Egg" - Not too important, not
too unimportant. You used the Egg. What Egg?
Glass (11) There is a small shard of
something in your pocket. It feels like glass, but... You looked through the glass. It doesn't seem very useful. (You didn't quite understand
why...) (But, the thought of discarding
it felt very wrong.)

Wood Blade (1) A wooden practice blade with a carbon-
reinforced core. SusieWhat's this!? A CHOPSTICK?
RalseiThat's yours, Kris...
Mane Ax (2) Beginner's ax forged from the
mane of a dragon whelp. SusieI'm too GOOD for that.
RalseiUmmm... it's a bit big.
Red Scarf (3) A basic scarf made of lightly
magical fiber. SusieNo. Just... no.
RalseiComfy! Touch it, Kris!
Spookysword (5) A black-and-orange sword with a bat hilt. SusieUgh, it's too small!
RalseiOh, it's too scary!
Brave Ax (6) A glossy ax from a block warrior.
Suitable for heroes. SusieWell, if I have to.
RalseiIt's a bit too heavy...
Devilsknife (7) Skull-emblazoned scythe-ax.
Reduces Rudebuster's cost by 10 SusieLet the games begin!
RalseiIt's too, um, evil.
Ragger (9) A rugged scarf that cuts enemies like a dagger. SusieOw! That can't be comfy!
RalseiFeels prickly... Nice!
DaintyScarf (10) Delicate scarf that increases healing
power but has no attack. SusieIT'S MADE OF DOILIES!
RalseiI'll protect everyone!
Nothing (0) SusieHey, hands off!
Amber Card (1) A thin square charm that sticks
to you, increasing defense. Susie... better than nothing.
RalseiIt's sticky, huh, Kris...
Dice Brace (2) A bracelet made out of various
symbol-inscribed cubes. Susie... okay.
RalseiIt says "Friendship!"
White Ribbon (4) A crinkly hair ribbon that slightly
increases your defense. SusieNope. Not in 1st grade anymore.
RalseiUm... D-do I look cute...?
IronShackle (5) Shackle that ironically increases
your attack and defense. Susie(Damn, it's actually cool...)
Ralsei*jingle jangle*Haha!
Jevilstail (7) A J-shaped tail that gives you devilenergy. SusieFigured I'd grow one someday.
RalseiI'm a good devil, OK?

Kris (1) LV1 Human
Body contains a
human SOUL.
LV1 Leader
Commands the party
with various ACTs.
LV1 Bed Inspector
Inspects all beds
inexplicably. Attack: 10
Defense: 2
Magic: 0
??? Dog:
???
Guts: 1 0% ACT Do all sorts of things.
It isn't magic.
Susie (2) LV1 Mean Girl
Won't do anything
but fight.
LV1 Dark Knight
Does damage using
dark energy. Attack: 14
Defense: 2
Magic: 1
Rudeness 100
Crudeness 100
Guts: 2 50% Rude Buster Deals moderate Rude-elemental damage to
one foe. Depends on Attack & Magic.
Ralsei (3) LV1 Lonely Prince
Dark-World being.
Has no subjects.
LV1 Prickly Prince
Deals damage with
his rugged scarf.
LV1 Fluffy Prince
Weak, but has nice
healing powers. Attack: 8
Defense: 2
Magic: 7
Kindness 100 Dogness 1
Fluffiness 1
Guts: 16% Pacify SPARE a tired enemy by putting them to sleep.
32% Heal Prayer Heavenly light restores a little HP to
one party member. Depends on Magic.
CHAPTER 2
(18) Kris...? Kris, honey...
Are you awake...? ... w.... wait! Is that a... A knife!!? NOOOOOOOO---!! TorielKris, did you eat all of
the pie!? It is YOUR knife in this
empty tin, is it not!? Oh, Kris... Am I going to have to
lock the oven again? Well, hurry out of bed.
It is time for school. Your bed.
(It's your bed.) (If you go back to sleep, you
may miss a lot of important
things.) (Will you go to bed?)

SleepDo not Clothes drawer. Even after a long night, the
sunrise is the same as always. There's 5 dollars in your
brother's drawer. Take it?

Take itDo not (You have already taken
enough.) Underneath the bed is an old
cartridge of "Cat Petters RPG". "catti & catty" can be seen
faintly written on it in worn
gel pen. On the computer's desktop is a
folder called "EPIC games
Stuff!!!!" It's a poorly-drawn design for
a game... Seems the last boss is a
creature with giant rainbow
wings. Doesn't seem like this game
ever saw the light of day... It's a birdcage. When the
door's closed, there's no
escape. It's stained. CELL - Call Home Ring... TorielHello?
Dreemurr residence...
Who might this be...? ... Kris? Sigh... Do not make me
come over there. (-)Click...
(19) The door is locked. (It's what they call "you.") (... How to Draw Dragons is at
the bottom of the drawer.) (The purple character on the
cover is dressed...
immodestly.) (...) (Your brother will never return
this book.) A cactus.
There's not much to say about
it. (There's no time to read books.
Just generally.)
(21) There's a photo on the fridge.
It's of you, your mother, and
your brother. There is some white fur stuck
in the drain.
It's a sink. You could wash
your hands here. ... but, isn't the sink in the
bathroom better? There's some cinnamony batter
caked on the stovetop. (Cookie cutters for gingerbread
monsters and gingerbread
humans.) It's a trashcan.
Somehow, it's emitting a
pleasant floral scent.
It's a trashcan.
Somehow, its floral scent has
increased. It's a landline phone.
But you already have a cell
phone. (It's Chairiel, the beloved
living room chair.) (It's the TV.)
(Looks like it's plugged in,
but it's dusty.) It's a book of hymns. TorielFeel free to come in. Susie... TorielOh, excuse me. I am
Kris's mother, Toriel... SusieY.. yes, Ma'am. I...
remember. TorielOh, you do? And you
are... Susie, are you
not? SusieH... huh? You, um...
remember my name,
too...? TorielOf course. Ms. Alphys is
a good friend of mine. She often talks about
you! Susie... umm, glad to hear
it. (Kris, the hell is
Alphys saying about
me!?) TorielSusie, why don't you
wash your hands over
there... Then we can make the pie
together? SusieMake it... together? Uhh... but I don't know
how to... TorielDo not worry, I can
teach you! Susie... OK. TorielKris, Susie seems like a
nice girl. I am very happy you are
friends with her, but... ... Kris, I... heard from
Alphys, about her...
behavior. If by any chance, she,
er, influences you,
er... Leave the chalk alone,
alright??? SusieHands, uh... washed. TorielWonderful! Now we can... Oh, Kris! How about YOU
show Susie how to bake
it? SusieKris!? You know how to
make pie!? The hell haven't you
made ME any then,
dumbass!! You pie-hoarding piece
of - I mean, uhh... 'scuse
me, Ma'am. TorielSusie, you can just call
me Toriel outside of
school. SusieOh okay sweet. Toriel... huh? Kris? Oh, YOU
need to wash your hands
too? Then, I suppose I shall
teach Susie for now. Susie and I will start
getting ready to make
the pie! SusieUhhh, we will? Wait--! Susie(The hell are you
leaving me here with
your mom!?) (Is this like a...
what's it called? An
introvert thing?) SusieHey, what are those
metal people shapes in
the cupboard. ... like, uh, handcuffs
for a little guy's whole
body? TorielHahaha! Those are for
gingerbread, Susie. Gingerbread men... and
gingerbread monsters, of
course. Susie... Gingerbread
monsters, huh...? Cool.
SusieGingerbread... sounds
like something Noelle
would like. TorielHm? ... Noelle? SusieUh, nothing. TorielHm, hm... Susie... (She's sneaking sugar
right out of the bag...) TorielSusie? SusieWh-what? TorielMy pie, my rules. SusieG-got it.
TorielKris, no sneaking
ingredients until you
wash your hands. Susie(Don't worry, Kris. I'll
sneak stuff instead.) Toriel(Kris! This is not the
time to sneak some
chocolates!) Susie(Kris, get me some at
least.) SusieHey Kris, hurry up next
time. We're already almost
done... Toriel... SusieSo what's next? TorielOh, err, the pie... We already worked quite
hard, have we not? How about we finish it
later? Susie... Umm, OK! Then... uh... guess I'll
walk home...? TorielOh, no, no, there's no
need to do that! Oh, actually! Susie, would you like to
stay over? SusieHuh?! I mean, umm... if it's
OK, then... TorielHere, look at this! Our couch is used to
being used as a bed! It's not perfect, but we
could all sleep out
here! SusieThat... sounds good to
me! Yeah! TorielSplendid! I will make
sure everything is in
order. Just... call your
parents, will you not? SusieYeah, of course! So what the hell, a
sleepover? Damn, I haven't had one
of those in forever,
heh... (Hey, Kris, it's not
like someone has to tell
you to sit, right!?) There, chill out for a
sec! So now what? I got it! Maybe... between... the
pillows... here? There! Knew I'd find the
remote in there! You can always find good
stuff wedged in the
couch. Jeez, it's dusty. When'd
you last use this thing? ... Well, who cares!
Let's just watch TV! So what are we gonna
marathon tonight? Blood Crushers 3? Hell
Busters? Invasion of the
Cat Petters? Heh, maybe ICE-E The
Movie's more your speed,
huh, Kris? HAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHA!!! Hahahaha... haha...
ha... Heh. It's been a good day,
huh, Kris? You, Ralsei, Lancer,
everyone... It's... just cool
hanging out together,
right? ... that's why,
y'know... Don't you
think we should... Try to have them come to
OUR world? C'mon, think about how
much better it would be! Ralsei could do our
homework... Lancer could
live under your bed... We could all walk to
school together... It'd... be perfect,
y'know? I mean, we'd be
unstoppable, is what I'm
saying. (-)Seems a little
far fetchedYeah let's
do it CELL - Call Home Ring... (The phone is ringing, but you
can't get it.) (You're already on the phone,
after all...)
(Ring, ring...) TorielKris, the phone is
going. Would you mind getting
it for me while I... ... Kris? Why are you
calling our house?
(Ring, ring...) (Everybody seems too busy to
pick up the phone...)
(22) On the shower ledge, there's a
small container of
apple-scented shampoo. ... and a gallon-sized
container of pet shampoo.
(No need for it.)
(The apple-scented shampoo
feels lighter than usual.) (It's a toilet.)
(Flush it?)

YesNo (No need for it.) (It is not yet time to wash
your hands.)
It's the bathroom sink. Will you run the tap?

YesNo (Your hands are clean.) CELL - Call Home (Ring, ring...) TorielHello, Dreemurr
residence. What? You would like to
talk to "Susie"? ... Of course, here you are. SusieKRIS FINISH WASHING YOUR
DAMN HANDS!!!
(23) TorielWell, shall we go? (It's your mom's van.) SusieKris, you going home? (-)

YeahNot yet
(25) (It's an ornate gate.)
(It appears to be locked.) (There's a cat flap.) (It's locked.) (Somehow.) (Various cat-themed junk is
piled up inside the house.) (It seems to be a bit of a
cat-sty...) (It's a broken grill.) (... It smells like burnt cat
food.) (There's some kind of
scratching noise coming from
inside...) (There's some kind of
scratching and hissing from
inside.) Ribbit, ribbit. (I sometimes hear beautiful
singing from that house over
there.) (How eerie... could it be a
ghost?)
Ribbit. (That would make sense. A ghost
lives there.) (Knock knock knock) What. What? WHAT!? If you're looking for Blooky,
they aren't here!! ... unless you're looking for
someone else? YouNoSomeone
Else My brother's too old to take
for a walk anymore... hm... I'm aimless... wish I had
someone to whip me into shape. (Closed!) I wanted to buy flowers, but
the store's closed. The door around back's
unlocked, but I don't think I
should go in...
I saw a bed through the back
window... Wonder what the deal
is. (There's a door behind the
flower shop.) (... but there's flowers
blocking the way.) (It's your dad's truck.) (The floor of the front seat is
littered with old papers and
country CDs...)
(26) Oh hey hey hey hey hey. Listen up. See that weird
circle on the beach? Yesterday I waited on it, and
something weird came out. Of course, it's not yesterday
anymore, so too bad!
Oh hey hey hey hey hey. When that thing showed up, I
called it weird. It sunk back into the water...
don't think it's coming back! (It's a metal picnic table.) Susie(Damnit, my fingers
won't fit through the
holes.) Hey..... thought I told you...
to come alone... Susie... you know what, hell
if I'm getting involved
in this. (-)... hey!!
(27) I just wanna go home, but I'm
still stuck in a traffic jam... ... even though it's only one
other person...
That's the trouble with cars. If you wanna do donuts, you
have to be prepared for jam! This is a great parking place! I can see myself settling down
here...
Home is where the car is! (Here at ICE-E'S PEZZA, You're
Family.) (... Is Going to Love it!) (Ice E's P"E"ZZA, You're number
" 1" Spot for a piping hot
pe"E"ce of PEZZA.) SusieWhoa, go in there if you
want, but... I'm staying
here. Catti's working there
today.
She hates me. So WHAT if I took
Jockboy's hat once?
I looked cool! Jockington fans... They're crazy, man.
SusieKris, go in by yourself. You kids came out of the
library, didn't you?
Studying... How wonderful. Personally, I hate libraries,
but...
Libraries are outdated. We have
things like newspapers now. (Knock knock knock.) (Faintly.... faintly, a
trousle... growing further
away...) (Knock knock knock) Oooo, is that a humannnn?! If humans are made of bones... Where does skeletons come
from...? (Knock knock knock) Hmm... that knocking... it's
amateur! You've still got a long way to
go! (Knock knock knock)
(29) UndyneDamn, I was just
directing traffic as
normal... When a little dog drove
one of those toy cars... Into the middle of the
street and started doing
donuts! In the chaos, all the
cars in town got jammed
up!! Thankfully, no one was
hurt... but... Ordinary citizens like
you gotta get outta
here! I've got some heavy
lifting to do!!!
UndyneDon't interrupt me when
I'm lifting!!! Traffic's moving at a snail's
pace. I love snails. Could today get
any better!?
Wow, my first traffic jam!! I can't help but feel a sense
of pride... I heard a dog was doing
"donuts" so I sped over here. But I just learned "Donuts" is
actually the name of a special
attack for cars. Why is my life stuck in a loop
of doughy disappointment...?
My life, like a donut, is stuck
in a loop of doughy
disappointment... (Looks like a car.) Susie... Man, it got late,
didn't it...? ... guess you should go
home, huh? Alright, you don't have
to say it. Don't wanna walk home by
yourself, huh? Well, if you're gonna
MAKE me, I guess... Let's go. Susie(Hey Kris, shouldn't we
go check on Lancer?) (He should be back in
the school closet,
right...?) SusieUh oh. Alphys. Hell if
I'm going any further. Already close enough to
getting banned from
school. Don't wanna be banned
from outside of school
too. (... that's a thing,
right?)
Susie(Alright, let's go.)
SusieAlphys? You're on your
own. (It's a beaten bike.) (The horn looks like it might
give a honk of despair.) AlphysHi Kris!! Getting your
project done? Eheheh... O... oh, my bike...?
It's eh... eheh,
totaled... I... Um... I had a
little crash, err... You see, there was this
p-police officer, and...
er... ... It's complicated. How
are you doing? (-)Complain
About
PoliceSee yaTalk
About
School AlphysK... Kris! D-did you
need something...?
Alphys... Huh? Kris? Do you
have something for me? (-)Give chocolateHoard chocolate (There's more police tape.) (It says "NGAHHHH!!! I MEAN
IT!!!") (It's not clear what is meant
by that.)
(There's a lot of police tape.)
(31) Nothing like admiring the great
paint job, me and my bro did on
our church. .... missed a spot. Having a wide-open space is
great for us kids. Sometimes it's good to get your
freak out.
And sometimes... It's bad to
get your freak out. We tried to play baseball, but
that kid kept dancing in the
middle of the lot. I... don't feel like there's
any way to stop him...
If I can't stop him... Should I
join him? No... no. I'm not Jerry. I'm Terry. I'm super cool. I totally DON'T have to go to
the bathroom. Oh!!! Terry!! Say it again!! Say you don't have to go to the
bathroom again!!
(32) Susie... So, uh, this is your
idea of hanging out,
Kris? Going to the graveyard? ... works for me I
guess. MUTTLER
A BIG BONE FOR THE LEADER OF
THE PACK CRYSTAL
A SNOWY GEMSTONE FOR A PROUD
MOTHER GERSON
RENOWNED HISTORIAN, AUTHOR, AND
TEACHER Kris. Welcome. Did you seek something from me? GersonAsrielHammerNothing (Gerson Boom Memorial Bench) "Throughout my career, some of
my best ideas came from
dreams." "Take a rest here. If anyone
asks -- you're writing!" (You heard Alvin mumbling to
himself as you walked away.) ... were you proud of me,
father...? And... is it right for this
hammer to...
(33) You think it's true? You really
think there's.... What, you chicken? Haha, you
gotta beak and wings? Like a
chicken? ... no... just... I ain't afraid! Only kids
believe that stuff! ... b-but Kris... You gonna be a weenie like
Kris!? SusieYou wanna say that
again? (-)Susie. Didn't see ya there. SusieWow, really something
SCARY in there, huh? (-)Uhh-- SusieSounds to me like you'd
better worry... About what's OUT HERE,
first. (-)AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Susie... You OK, Kris? ...What's...the deal
with this place? Well, you don't gotta
talk about it. (It's locked.)
(34) (The beads of the toy march
on.)
Weird route (It's a toy with beads on a
track.) (One of the blue beads is
broken and torn off.) Here to make an appointment...? SusieNah, just here to hang
out. (-)... I see.
Should I pencil you in for
hanging out? SusieWoah, Kris, you can play
the piano? (-)

PlayDo Not
(35) (It's a diagram showing a bunch
of lines and a circle.) Weird route (Come on, it... it was just a
bad dream...) (Even so, it was so real, I
can't get it out of my mind...) (... that voice, telling me
what to do.) (A voice unlike Kris's...) (... a terrifying voice...) (...) (Kris...) (Recently, there's been
something... different... about
them.) (Why hasn't anyone else noticed
it...?) (I... I have to figure it out.) (Why Kris is acting so
strange...) (Why they keep coming... to the
hospital...)
To see your
fatherTo see you H-huh!? K-Kris... how long have you
been standing there!? Phew, you... haha, you really
scared me, you know? (Keep it together, Noelle...) (There's nothing to be afraid
of...) (After all, a dream is just a
dream, right...?) Approaching
S-stop! Don't come any closer!
(36) Noelle"Silver Drake?" I've
never beaten this boss
before... RudyAlright, hand it over,
honey! I got this! NoelleNo, dad! This is my
battle! ... So, um, how about
just telling me what to
do? RudyHaha, sure! How about
trying Fireshock? NoelleI'd love to, dad, but
the mage left the party. RudyOh yeah. How about one
of your 99 Blaze
Potions? NoelleUmm, I'm saving those? RudyFor what? Your birthday?
C'mon, live a little! NoelleOK, dad! This one's for
you! Hiyah! ... It... reflects fire
attacks. RudyHahaha! Whoops - hey,
you gotta heal! NoelleI wish I knew healing
magic in real life. Then I'd make you better
and... It wouldn't... just be
me and mom. Rudy... ... your mother is... Hey, it's ok,
sweetheart. I'm getting
better. Might even be able to go
to church tomorrow. Noelle... really? Are you...
sure you're okay? Rudy"Holidays happen whether
you like it or not!" Noelle"Even though everyone
likes holidays." ... Well, gotta go home
soon or mom will call. RudySee you tomorrow, honey. NoelleBye, dad. Love you! SUSIE!?!? WHY ARE YOU
HERE!?SusieHell if I know??? RudySorry guys, this game's
only one-player! NoelleUmmm... dad... this
is... umm, Susie! RudyOhhhhhhh! THIS is Susie! Susie! Nice! Heard a lot
about you! SusieYou, uh... have??? NoelleCOOL, THINK I HAVE TO GO
NOW!!! RudySusie, huh? Susie... Yeah. RudyLay a finger on her and
I'll kick your ass. SusieHuh? RudyHahaha!! Hahahaha!! Just
kidding!! Well, kinda kidding.
Weird route RudySilver Drake, huh?
That's a new one. Alright, what's the
plan, honey? NoelleHmm... maybe we could
try... Iceshock? RudyIce on the Ice Palace
boss? Don't you wanna try
Fireshock or something? NoelleH-huh? Yeah, you're
right. RudyHere, how about letting
me control for a bit? NoelleN-no! I'll... control it
myself. RudyNot like you to be a
controller hog, honey. You feeling alright? NoelleHuh? Me? Of course! I'm
fine, dad... I just... I fell asleep in the
library, and... ... you know, just had a
weird dream. Haha. RudyNoelle... I knew that birdbrain'd
put you to sleep! Haha! What'd he do? Start
lecturing you on his
theorum... Of the inequality in
children's fighter
games? NoelleHahah, no, no! He... ... he fell asleep, too. RudyWow, he even put himself
to sleep? Ha! NoelleHaha, yeah, I guess so! RudyWell. Sounds like... You two've been hitting
the books too hard. Why don't you go home
and hibernate? I'll see you tomorrow at
church. NoelleDad? Are you gonna be
okay to go...? RudyOf course! You take it
easy, honey. NoelleOkay then... yeah, I'll
go home and rest. RudySee you tomorrow, honey. NoelleBye, dad. Love you! Kris!? Kris, what are you doing
here? SusieHell if I know. NoelleS-SUSIE!? Susie... hey, Kris, why are
you checking the sink? RudyThat's what I'M asking,
sweetheart!
RudyPracticing for
tonight's... Handwashing marathon,
Kris?
RudyDammit all, Kris! You
really love that sink,
huh? That's Sink 2, Rudy 0. Don't worry, I'm gonna
pull it back! You wait! Susie... so why do you
collect creepy dolls? RudyHey, Noelle and her
sister made that.
Respect it! Susie(Noelle's sister...)
Susie(...) (Patient Name:)
(Rudolph "Rudy" Holiday) RudyHey Kris, you forget my
name or something!?
RudyKris, you jealous you
don't have your own wall
plaque? Amazing what's being
done with our taxpayer
dollars, huh? RudySorry, I... heheh. Used up... a lot of my
energy just now. Probably... not gonna be
very fun to talk to. Thanks for visiting
though, Kris. And you too, Susie. (-)Current
situationNoelleSusieNothing RudyWhat is it, Krismas? SusieWoah, the hell is
bringing you flowers? RudyHey, what's wrong with a
married man getting
flowers? Susie... So your, uh, wife
gave them to you? RudyNah, HAHAHA! I'm messin
with ya! Kris's dad did! Susie(Not gonna try to
understand this.)
RudyFlowers? I'm trying to
heal, man! Not get
hayfever! Susie... Should Kris tell him
to stop? RudyWhat? Hell no! When did
I say that? Hahaha! (It's a chair.) Weird route RudyHey, Susie. Mind if I
have a word with you a
sec? SusieUhh...? (Guess I'll be a sec,
Kris...?)
(37) (It's a regular sink.)
(It's a clone of the other
sink.) (Perhaps there was originally
one tall sink that was cut in
half to create both of them.) (You looked inside the
cupboard.) (... a very small obligatory
piano is hiding inside.) (It's a classic 1-to-10 pain
scale, using ICE-E as a model.) (At 0 pain, he's happy.)
(At 10 pain, he's happy and
sweating.) (Looks like she's resting her
voice.)
(38) Catti... Just... ignore them. ... I know. They're embarrassing. ... Why are they even here? (-)
Cause they
careYour family
is weird To tell you the truth, I
thought this was the post
office... But by the time I realized...
I'd already sat down... I'm not hungry, so I've just
been telling the waitress I'm
still deciding for... ... a few hours now. How am I
supposed to get out of this
one!? Our little Catti, she's doin'
us proud. Workin' hard. Supportin' us. Servin' us pickles, terrifyin'
us with their shape, Tryin' to get us to leave. Proud of her.
My favorite meal? Gotta be the
catfood pancakes! And the fish with bones that
looks like it's from a cartoon. WOO!!! Catti!! You go, girl!!! Show those customers who's
boss, little lady!! Kick their toosh!! Woo!!! Beat
them down!! You got this!! (Rave reviews and autographs.)
(... from various normal
townspeople.) Catti's family is always asking
when her next shift is... So they can come in and cheer
her on. Never seen anything like it,
but it's kind of nice, isn't
it?
How you doin', hon? ... what? Sorry, couldn't hear
you over the noise.
Hey hon, how did you like the
hot chocolate? ... well, I'm gonna take it
that means you enjoyed it. Take it easy, okay? I'm sure
your brother will be back in no
time. I don't know if you noticed,
but I've been getting stronger. You could say I'm bulking up
for the winter.
Oh boy! I love BULKING. This guy next to me, he's
really bulked up. I admire
that.
I don't know if you do that,
bulking up for the winter... CattyOMG my little sis is
SOOOOO CUTE in her
outfit!!! Krissy, like, listen to
the song I made about
her!!! "Catti's the best!
Catti's the best! She curses me, every day
Glares 'cause I'm in her
way Catti's the best sister
ever!!" Hahaha!!! Anyway, what's
up, Krissy!? (-)

Talk MoreDon't talk more CattyWhat's up, Kris? JockingtonCatti's, My friend. And. I support my friends,
through thick, and thin. Long, and short. Cold,
and hot. Whatever shape, the
world takes, I'll be
there.
JockingtonLife is a big, ballgame, And when the man is on
the field. He does a big dunk. Try, to be that dunk.
(39) Well well. If it isn't the
teens. Our beloved "rats of the
city." You wanna get into Politics?
Heh. You better graduate from Diaper
School first. That's what I did. And look at
me now. I don't even work here.
This Briefscase, is full of
Diapers. Or, to the Pro's,
"Diaps." You're gonna have to level up
to understand a Man's World. Oh, I'm sorry. You're looking
for the mayor. She's very, very busy preparing
for the festival. That bald guy keeps trying to
show me something from his
briefcase. Is it a bribe...? I'm really
deep into politics now... (It's a painting of the town.) (It's a chair.)
(Maybe it's into politics.) PUT ME IN, COACH!!! PUT ME IN!!!
(42) SusieAlright. We're here. School. Goddamn.
Project. Books. God. Damn. Crazy
about them. ... Hey, Kris, where the
hell IS everybody? Something seems kinda...
off. Screw it let's just go
play Space Pinball in
the computer lab H... huh...? It's like... ... the inside of the
closet? Kris, you don't think
this could be... ... another Dark World? ... Well. Guess this means we
can't start our project. ... unless. You know. Kris. If there's a Dark
Fountain in there. You can seal it... And it'll turn back into
the computer lab, right? ... So what's it gonna
be, Kris? (-)
Let's go!
Let's go!We can use
the computer
at my
house No reason to go back in there. (Computer Lab.)
(Please surf the web
responsibly.) (In fact, maybe don't do it at
all.) (It's a book of magic tricks.) (Most of them require orbs or
floating hands.) "Lord of the Hammer" (First in the award-winning
fiction series by lauded
historian Gerson Boom.)
(It's the Lord of the Hammer
series.) SusieHahaha, Kris, you READ
that nerdy stuff? Heh! Giant swords, hammers,
bloody battles... ... uh, so if there's
any cool parts, you'd
tell me, right?
SusieHeh, can't believe you
read things with, uh...
words. (There's a book here.)
(You lick the page...)
(It's delicious!) (This must be what they meant
by flavor text.)
(There's a book here.)
(You licked the page...) SusieHey, Kris, what the HELL
are you doing? There's a thing called
sharing, dumbass. Heard
of it?
SusieLook, the books are
public for a reason. (It's someone's diary. Read
it?)

YesNo (It's the weekly cartoon
review.) (Just looking at cartoon
criticism is sapping your
energy rapidly.)
Susie(Kris, we could go
anywhere...) (And you brought us to
the Teen Zone.) (There's a crude drawing of an
ice-cube wearing a headband.) ("The TeenZone: Where Teen's
Can Be Kid's.") (A feeling of immense relief
washes over you.)
(43) Bratty(Um, HEY? That's MY
trash from other
people's houses.) (Like, PRIVACY much?
God, living with Azzy
made you weird.) Bratty(snicker, snicker) Like, Lil Krissy, you
hear? That, uh, guy at
the pizza place? God, what was his name?
Pizzapants? Heard he got, like, a
SUPER hot girlfriend. What was her name? Like,
uh.... Hahahah... haha...
Pizza...rina? Hahahah. Anyway, what, did you
like, wanna talk? (-)TalkDon'tSusie BrattyLil Krissy. Come to
visit me in my alley? Hahaha. I'm a real
alley-gator, aren't I~? SusieHey Kris, this free
milk? It's amazing. It just magically
refreshes itself over
night.
(44) BerdlyH... huh...? What... what happened? NoelleOh... it WAS a dream,
wasn't it... BerdlyHuh... A dream? That was
all... A DREAM? ... ... Of... of course!!
That MUST have been a
dream!! Such feelings... such
thoughts... Oh, sweet
lady of justice!! To think, I would ever
think Susie would be... SUSIE!? NoelleS... Susie!? Wh... What
are you doing here!? SusieUhhhh, ... you invited us to
study. Remember? NoelleO-oh, right, I, err--
I-- BerdlyWhat!? Studying with
THEM?? Noelle!! Heavens to
yikes!! They're...
they're... ... ... Well, I guess we
could... TRY it. H... Huh?? My... my
alarm?? Ahh, I'm going to be
late for my shift with
Ms. Boom!! NoelleOh no, how is it that
late already!? BerdlyWell, adieu, everyone. I
must gather my
booklongings. Weird route NoelleH-huh... Berdly's...
alarm? A dream...? It was
really just a... Susie!? Susie! What are you
doing here? SusieUhh... You invited us to study.
Remember? NoelleOh, right! I did, didn't
I! Haha! Susie... uhh, you're in a
good mood. Did you, uh, have a good
dream? NoelleIt was a nightmare. SusieOh. NoelleI'm... just happy I woke
up. Susie... NoelleThe... end was nice,
though. SusieWhat happened? NoelleHAHA, w-well, umm --- HAHA HEY, Berdly time to
get up and go! ... Berdly? Gosh, you've been
studying too much,
Berdly. Honestly, you deserve a
little rest, y'know? Sweet dreams! SusieWh... what are you
doing? NoelleYou don't have a tail,
do you, Susie? SusieH-huh!? N-no way, of
course not! NoelleReally? That's great! Susie...That was weird, Kris. Somehow, it doesn't feel
like we just saved the
world... (Looks like the library's
state-of-the-art public
laptop.) (Someone left it on.) (It's a computer. The monitor
is flickering brightly.) (It's a trashcan. You get the
feeling it doesn't have any
friends.) (It's hard to explain why you
feel this way about a
trashcan.) (The closet is spacious and
full of old electronics.) (A large person could easily
fit inside.) (Various posters talking about
Internet safety.)
(You suddenly thought about how
your day might have been
different...) (... If the poster with that
orange cat was still on the
wall.) (It's full of many backup
devices, like extra mice, extra
keyboards, or extra maracas.) (It's a computer.) (A dolphin screensaver is
advertising some kind of
malware.) (It's a computer.) (It's a recycling bin.) (Looks like someone
accidentally printed off a lot
of useless emails.) Weird route (He doesn't seem to be awake.) (Before you left, you gathered
up everything in the room...) CELL - Call Home (Ring, ring...) TorielHi honey! How was your
group project? I can give you a ride
home in a minute, I am
just... ... oh? No need? You are still spending
time with a friend...? Oh dear! Two days in a
row, Kris! Is that a
record? Have fun, honey! Be back
before sunset! (-)(Click...)
(Ring, ring...) TorielCalling me again? What
must your friend think? Have fun with your
friend, honey! (-)(Click...)
(45) How To Care For A Human (It's a book for monsters on
how to care for humans.)
Look in
the backLook inside (It's Book 1 about SOULS. Read
it?)

ReadDon't I love reading books. Especially the books upstairs.
I love reading. Especially books.
(46) (Well-cared-for flowers.) (Photos of Chief Undyne and
Deputy Napstablook.) (Undyne is rescuing all of
Catti's family from a tree.) (... Napstablook is also stuck
in the tree somehow.) UndyneHEY!! GET OUT OF THE
ROAD!! Uhh, sorry. Bad habit. Anything I can help you
with, punk? (-)

Dark World... (oh no.... i accidentally ended
up as a police officer...) (oh no.... i can't quit because
my cousins are relying on
me...) oh... hey... don't do anything illegal...
please...
oh... sorry... did i intimidate
you too much... oh.... it's ok to do a little crime
sometimes. like if you eat candy off the
floor... even after 5 seconds... i won't arrest you.
oh..... jailbreak.... i'll sound the alarm....
i made the jailbreak alarm my
mixtape... it's a nice beat to study or
relax to while you escape from
prison (You skimmed a news article
about Undyne.) New Police Chief Undyne's
Explosive Debut ... passionate young rookie...
becomes the new police chief. Though energetic, it may be
hard to live up to the
legacy... ... after Asgore Dreemurr was
removed from the force... (... there's no need to read
any more.) We're the infamous
dog-burgulars, The Wet-Nose
Bandits. (We were getting ready to sneak
into that big house over the
holidays...) When we were attacked from the
shadows, by something
MERCILESS! (Fearing for our lives, we all
ran right into Officer Undyne's
warm, loving arms...) And she suplexed us all into
the snow with our tails hanging
in the air. (Now we're in jail, but at
least we're alive...) Plus, that nice ghost keeps
giving us incorporeally
low-calorie treats. (Then we all howl holiday songs
together. Ooo ooo ooo.)
(Make Dog Marriage, not Dog
Jail!)
(47) Sansthat stuff? it's used.
half off. Susie... What is it? Sanstrash. (You can't reach the top,
rendering it impossible to get
a basket.) (You'll never be able to buy
something in this state...)
(One was the Throne of God's,
this is the Throne of Evil's.) (It's a rack of candy, jerky,
and various nuts.) SusieSee? Jerky is candy. ...
And, uh, peanuts too. Sansactually they're a
legume. SusiePeanuts? Sansjerky.
SusieHow about we don't look
at anything... That's gonna make him
say something stupid. Sans... pickings are looking
slim, ma'am. Sanshey, what's up? (-)OccupationBuy thingsSee brotherNothing (Grapes, melons, oranges, and
the scent of fresh
pineapples...) (It looks like a normal palm
tree, but it's chock-full of
useful groceries.) (It looks like a normal basket
of fruit, but when you reach
in...) (... It's incredibly deep and
holds all sorts of things.) LOOSE EGGS $1 (It's too much responsibility
for an egg.)
(It's a pile of eggs.) (...) (You put the Egg into the
eggpile.) Susie... did you just, uh,
reverse-steal that egg?
(Seems like there's more eggs
here than usual.) Yea i'm tha sicko that looks at
all the milks to find the best
expiration date You got something about it?
Don't talk to me unless you
want to look at milk (Various frozen bagels and
treats.) SusieHey Kris, wanna see if
we can fit inside? If you just crouch down
under the waffles - Damn, think someone's
looking. Sanshey hey. forget
something? TorielWhy, er, yes. I think I
left my eggs on the
counter. Sansguess your memory's not
what it's "cracked" up
to be. TorielHee hee hee... There is really egg on
my face now, is there
not? Sanseh. you're egg-scused. TorielNow it sounds as if you
are egging me on. Sansegg on or egg off, i
eggspect a lot from you. TorielWell, I am eggceptional.
Hee hee... AsgoreAnd don't forget me,
your eggs-husband. TorielErr, hello, Asgore. AsgoreTori, I didn't expect to
see you here, but, I... I have some extra
flowers, and I was
wondering if... TorielOh, I was just about to
go, actually. AsgoreAh, haha, oh! Sure! Home
is where the heart is!
Haha! Umm, so, when Asriel
comes home... TorielYes, we should all
discuss that together
soon. AsgoreOnkey donkey! Say hi to
Kris for me! TorielOf course. Have a nice
day. Asgore... You know what I want,
bone man. Sans... yep. free pickles. AsgoreWhy, thank you! ... Can I ask? What kind of flowers, do
you think, Would make her remember
how she felt before? Sansuhh... maybe you should talk to
your plants about that. AsgoreHaha! Don't worry.
They're the first ones I
asked! They're such good
listeners, you know.
Flowers. Sanswell, yeah. nothin' like
a captive audience. AsgoreYes, haha. I even keep
them in glass. Sansuh... like that movie. AsgoreYes. It's... It's very
similar to that movie. Sans... well, have a good
one. AsgoreHaha! I'm trying! Susie... Hey, Kris, uhh... Uhhh.... nevermind. Ice-E's Pizza Pin-Ups
Mangazine. HOt and fresh chease,
pepperonie, Just like in your
Dream's...
Hot Piza Picks! Now with 3
Pixels Or MOre, In Hot and
Spicy REsolution! There're some car magazines on
the racks. It might be fun to look at
them, But there's other people
around...
It's a fluffy dog magazine. The
inside has samples like
fragrance ads... But it's all different dog fur
for you to touch. SusieHey, don't hog the ads!! It's a zine for Jockington
fans. Seems popular. It's a bunch of cards and heart
shaped chocolates. "Get well soon!"
"I'm glad your bike crashed" Sometimes the hoofed girl comes
here, Opens the freezer door... Then stands in front of it,
lost in thought. Guess she really likes the
cold. Or waffles.
(48) Double-Ice pizza... great! Ice Wolf, big customer! ... Ice Wolf, maybe only
customer.
Ice Wolf, thinks ICE-E is cute. Ice Wolf, big fan... (There's some condiments at the
table.) ICE-E's "Original" Parmajohn
Che"E"ese! (It's a soda-dispensing
machine.)

InspectDo not Wow, my co-worker seems so
energetic lately!! I don't know what's happened,
but.... Seeing him happy makes me happy
too!! Oh!!! A customer!! Would you
like a blue soft-serve!? THE PIZZA'S SAUCE IS BOILING
RED. BURBLING, BURNING LIKE MY BLOOD
YEARNS FOR BATTLE!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! I, THE WARRIOR, SHALL SHOW IT
THE WIZARD'S FIST!!! (Try our new CHOCCOLATE PEZZA) (Melts in your pants not in
your mouth) PizzapantsLittle buddy! You aren't
gonna BELIEVE this!! I'VE!!! Got a
GIRLFRIEND!!! Asriel!! You've GOT to
tell Asriel RIGHT NOW!! He's gonna be so proud
of me!!! ... Huh? What's she look
like? Ah, Little BUDDY. How do
I PUT it... I... don't actually
know!! I haven't met her
in real life!! But from the way she
TEXTS? God, Little Buddy. She
must be STACKED. (-)Lie and say
you want to
hear moreStop
Conversation PizzapantsLittle buddy!! Here to
hear about my, heh,
GIRLFRIEND!?
(49) ("Ms. Toriel" is written in
cursive on the dry-erase
board.) (Seems like it hasn't been
erased in a very long time.) (The computer wallpaper is
updated.) (It's a picture of your brother
and you playing video games.) (Your brother is using the
knockoff controller.) (You uncapped the scented green
marker.) (It's almost dry, but that
gives it a refined, aged apple
bouquet.) (It's an orange. It's unknown
if it's safe for teachers to
eat this.) (It's a poster of several basic
shapes.)
(Circle, Oval, Square...) (Hyperdodecahedron...) (Kids' books.)
(Some of them used to be
yours.) (It's a primitive drawing of
your mom.) (The Throne of the Gods grows
higher.)
(Is this hubris...?)
(50) Susie... well LOOK who it is.
The school zombie. You were sleeping like a
corpse all class. Heh, what's the matter? Had trouble going
beddy-bye last night? Heh... ME TOO, KRIS!! Like I could SLEEP after
yesterday!? Just waiting for today
felt like... years!! Did... all that stuff
really happen!? Lancer, Ralsei,
everyone... are they
still... ... Look. You've been wondering
the same thing, right? C'MON ALREADY!!! (That doesn't seem like the way
to the old classroom.) (You ran the water fountain.)
(It's lukewarm.)
(You ran the water fountain.)
(It's tepid.)
(You ran the water fountain.)
(It's refreshingly cool.) Do you like, breathing? Moving
fast, with or without, legs? But usually, with legs? Join the Cross Country Team
with Jockington, and Noelle! Toriel... and how is Kris
doing? AlphysTh-they're great, Tori! One of my favorite
students. A real star! TorielOh, how wonderful! ... They have not been
up to anything strange? AlphysHaha, no, they've
been... They're normal. TorielWell, that is relieving.
I have just been... A little concerned
lately. Alphys(Just lately?) Toriel... You take it easy
too, Alphys. I am always cheering you
on, alright? AlphysUhhh... th... th...
th... thanks!!
(Can't let mom find out you're
balancing a giant trash orb!) The locker is locked.
The locker's lock is locked.
The lock's locker is locked.
The locker's lock's locker is
locked. (The locker is covered in
Jockington memorabilia.) (Are you ready for the Sadie
Hawkman's dance?) (At this dance, all the
chaperones wear giant hawk
heads...) (... and screech at any
students that make contact
while dancing.) (This used to be your brother's
locker.) (Locker. It's locked.) (It's your locker.)
(It's empty.) CELL - Call Toriel (Ring, ring...) TorielOh, excuse me, I seem to
be receiving a phone
call. Kris...? What is it,
honey? What? You made a "trash
orb"? ... Could you explain
what you mean by that? Alphys(Kris, d-don't give the
phone to me!!!) TorielOh, you are going to the
library later? Well, thank you for
telling me this time!
Have a nice time! (-)(Click...)
(Ring, ring...) TorielKris, do not worry about
the library. (-)(Click...)
(51) AlphysKris, there you are! (Even Susie showed up
before you, eheh...) Susie(Hey, Kris!) (... if I knew you were
gonna be late...) (I wouldna showed up on
time.) AlphysSusie, please don't kick
your desk. Treat school property,
like you'd treat people. Susie.... Okay. Next time I'll aim for
the vitals. AlphysTh... That's not what
I... In any case, good
morning, Class! We have a lot to go over
today... First, we're starting
the reading from page
142! Any... any volunteers? NoelleUmm, I... I guess I
could read the... BerdlyAh, trouble yourself
not, Noelle! I will valiantly take
this blow of
humiliation!! NoelleUmm, t-that's OK, I
can... BerdlyA-HEM. "Page 142." "It was the best of
times, it was the worst
of times," "Times-a pretty good.
Times-a pretty bad." "Mediocre times. Iffy
times. So-so times..." (-)Listening to this, your eyes
began to close automatically... AlphysHave a nice day,
everyone! And P-PLEASE! Remember
your group projects! Oh, um... Kris? Are...
you okay? You were, um, s-sleeping
all class... D-don't worry! I'm not
mad! J... just
concerned! (Usually you only sleep
through the start.) Alphys(Kris! You're okay!!) (I was really worried
after you disappeared
yesterday...) (I guess we can talk
about that after class.) (You checked the time.) (... It seems to not be time
for class.) (The computer wallpaper is
updated.) (The buff embracing heroes are
now edited to be 4 inches
apart.) (There's dialogue about proper
distancing at the school
dance.) (You wonder if your mother had
some influence on this change.) (It's a bunch of roses.) AlphysKris... This whole partner
thing... You didn't lose sleep
over it, did you? (-)Lost sleep
from being
Susie's partnerActually my
sleep
quality
increased AlphysKris, get a good sleep
tonight, okay? (Looks like motivational quotes
from various literature.) "Try your best, Astral Wolf!"
"Even in your darkest hour...!" (... that one seems to be from
a video game.) tem still study... study
harb!!! tem get a SMART! go to COLLEG!!
achieve DREAM!! then tem become... TEM
BECOME....!! Hahaha... As if you could even
envision it. (The eggs you have collected so
far. There's .) CELL - Call Home Ring... No one picked up.
(52) SusieAlright, Kris. This is
it. Moment of truth. Everything we've been
waiting for is just
behind this... ... If we, uh, open this and
there's nothing
inside... Will, uh, we still be... Screw it! Let's just
open it already!! NoelleUmm, S... Susie...? SusieYEAHHHH???? Noelle... hey... What... the HELL... are
you doing here...? NoelleUmm... s-sorry to bother
you, but, ummm, I... Well, I just... Berdly
and I were going to the
Library to... Do some r-research for
our group projects,
and... If it's OK, um... would
you... want to come
too...? Oh, Kris, you can come
too I mean! SusieUhhhhhhhhhhh... I
mean... We're like, uhhh...
busy, with, uh... (Kris! Help me out here!
What do we say!?) (-)Hanging out
alone in
the closetCrime (The door is locked.) SusieWell, damn. GUESS we
gotta do our project. (Sigh...) Least we got Lancer,
right!? ... Lancer? Where are
you? Damn, guess he skipped
out after all, huh. Hmm... so, where should
we do this? ... what? The Library? Ugh... Well, alright. (Can't go back there for now.) CELL - Call Home (Ring, ring...) TorielAh, Kris! You are going
to do your project...? Oh, are you calling to
ask for my help!? I will go find our
homemade scented
glue-sticks! ... Oh? You have a
partner this time? Kris!! That's
wonderful!! I hope they like
butterscotch-scented
gluesticks! (-)(Click...)
(Ring, ring...) TorielKris, do not worry about
going to the library. If Berdly harasses you
about our debt... I will come and throw a
smoke bomb so you can
escape. ... maybe not. Hee hee
hee. Try your best,
honey. (-)(Click...)
(54) You gathered all the junk off
the floor... ... and turned it into a giant
dusty ball. (The door is locked.) (Managed to cram everything
into the closet. Even the rug.)
(56) (... no one's looking.) (Hug the dummy?)

HugNo (You're all hugged out.)
(Looks like the clothes are
nibbled. Take a bite?)

YesNo (It's a mannequin dressed in
poor taste.)
RalseiWh... who did this to my
mannequin!? A-as your prince, I... I
demand someone fix
this!! ... Umm, is... is anybody
listening...? LancerI was listening~!RalseiDon't yell that from across town!!SusieHey Lancer!!LancerHi Susie!!
Susie(If Noelle was here...) (She'd probably dress it
up like a Christmas
tree.) (... Huh? Why am I
thinking that, anyway?) Whoa, horsies. You've'n brought
us to a great new place. We'll'n be puttin' our own
elbow grease into fixin' it,
too. Well'n, maybe not elbow'n
grease. That's gross. Nostril grease?
We'll'n be tryin' our best too.
Greasily.
Mr. Society left, didn't he...
Hm. I reckon I knew'n this would'n
happen... It's not'n no fault of yours. He'll'n be back one day.
It's not'n no fault of yours. He'll'n be back one day.
We're'n building up the area to
be a bit'n more board-like. The ponmen'll be happy, too. Without trees, I must gain
nutrients by eating clothes... Such is the way of the worm.
I'm a worm. I don't understand
taxes and values. (Looks like it costs money just
to have a free sample.) This place is a great deal!!
All kinds of new customers!! Want a free sample? Just $4.99
to try a bite of these
clothes!! Any recruit lost This town's great! Just, wish everyone else was
here, too... Yo, chief. If you recruit
enough fans for us, We might be able to make our
music shop again... Hey, we might even give you a
discount!
Ya hear that, chief? Keep up
the recruiting... I got to keep my box.
(58) (It seems to be locked.)
(It may never open again.) ... I like being like this. Don't tell anybody.
... I've been training. ... Don't ask what I've been
training, though.
... are you impressed...?
Tasque Manager lost Train at the party dojo? Ha... We will make our own dojo...
for introverts.
Tasque Manager lost, at least 1 recruit These animals are stray...? No, they are practicing a
special loneliness style. ... Just like me. Lone wolves have to stick
together.
(59) (The rubble on the ground seems
to have been dusted and
polished.) (Someone around here really
cares about the details.)
(There's a hole in the wall...) (There's nothing inside.)
(Something is glimmering in the
hole.) (Look inside?)

YesNo Oh, it's quite a wonderful
town, really. Thank you! ... so... why am I alone here? A bit of self-reflection, I
suppose. I do realize I was quite a
coward before... So... I wanted to say...
well... I STILL AM!!!! My cards, I cannot handle
society! For now, I'll be living at the
top of this cliff! When I'm ready to meet society
again, I will be back! Thank you, thank you for the
wonderful home! I will NOT use
it! Thanks a lot for the lovely
city. It's nearly as good as the one
I made in Minecrap.
I need to mine ten-hundred
blocks of Bubsidian to make my
dog 3 colors.
(60) SusieHey Kris, uh, you really
gonna walk everywhere so
slowly? I know you're kinda, uh,
taking it in, but you
can run, y'know? (-)(You remembered something about
the [X] button.) RalseiCome back when you've
finished your homework! Susie(What's the point of
having a room if you
can't slack off in it?) QueenSo This Is Your "Castle
Town" It's
[Castle Town] (61) SusieHere we are... RalseiKris!!! Susie!!! It's been
ever-so-long...! SusieYeah, yeah... It's been
what, a day? RalseiOh! That is... short,
isn't it...? It's just that, I've
never had friends
before... So I've never waited so
long to see them again,
either! SusieFine, guess we'll TRY
not to let you die of
loneliness. I bet Lancer wants to
see us too, right? Hey... wait a sec. Where IS Lancer? Where's... EVERYBODY? RalseiWorry not, Susie. You'll
see them in a moment. Just wait here, alright? Susie... OK. (Hey, this better not be
some kind of prank or
something!) Ralsei(Kris, I have something
to ask you.) (I need you to return to
the Light World...) (And go to the old
classroom, to the EAST
of the closet doors.) (Inside, gather
everything on the
ground...) (And bring it back here.
Could you?) You look upon the castle you
first saw yesterday... You are filled with the power
of immediate nostalgia. Ralsei(Kris, go to the old
classroom and bring
everything back here.) (It's where you returned
to the Light World last
time.) (Head EAST after you
exit the Dark World.)
Ralsei... Umm, sorry! Just
thinking... Perhaps we don't need
that dummy anymore! (... maybe you could
just use the real
thing?) SusieSo Ralsei, you're not
gonna put your hat back
on? RalseiWhy? Did I look cuter
before? SusieUhhhh, NO, I just
mean... RalseiYou... you think I look
cuter now? SusieIt was just NICER seeing
LESS of you!RalseiYou're making me blush!
SusieHurry the hell up, Kris. Longer you take, longer
I gotta spend with THIS
weirdo. RalseiIf you're bored, Susie,
we could crochet some
team scarves... SusieWait, "Kro-shay?" Isn't
that the, uh, game with
the hammer? RalseiEr... it's like
knitting. SusieAlright. Long as I get
to use the hammer.
Susie... ... ... so the hell were you
hugging that Ralsei
Statue? RalseiLet Kris do what they
want, Susie!Also, it's not a statue? SusieThe hell you even have a
Ralsei statue anyway? RalseiSusie wants to practice
hugging too?SusieKRIS HURRY UP ALREADY! (It looks like a shop, but the
door is locked, and no one's
inside...)
(It's locked.) SusieHell are you going?
Trying to have cake
without me? SusieHey, Kris, so where is
every... ... one...?
[My Castle Town] (62) LancerGuess who's back,
Clowns!? SusieLancer!!! Hey, Kris, dunno what
you did, but hell yeah! Everyone's here! RalseiI... thought you were
racing? LancerYeah! I wanna be the
egg!!
LancerYou won't get through
your teen years without
at least one Egg. The castle town has transformed
from the power of friendship. You are filled with the power
of friendship-based
architecture.
(You touched the light...) (You thought about how you
can't go back to the Cyber
World anymore.) (You considered this
carefully!)
After a long day, the town has
grown once again. You are filled with a certain
power...
Weird route After a long day, you have
returned to the castle town. But, you still feel the power
in your hands... (It's a manual. Read a topic?) RecruitsControlsItem storageDo not read Bow bow. (I'm bjust a block.)
(I don't bget it.) (Did bwe go somebwhere?) This guy always seems like he's
enjoying life more than me. Maybe it's because he's a
higher level...?
Is this guy seriously sucking
up to you already? Even though
you hurt us? He could at least wait until
later today!
Ha ha! That's right! They took
so long on their turn... What!? A horned girl? I never
got to see her! Thanks to you, commander, we've
been liberated! I hereby declare today National
Ham Sandwich Day of
Independence! Oho. Welcome to
PLAYERTown! Or so I heard it's called.
Come to think of it, Welcome to me too! Haha! I think we're gonna like living
here!
Oho. Welcome home. Things have changed again here
in
PLAYERTown!
This is a dream that grows with
love and care. Don't be afraid to dream! RouxlsAh! Thou hast
Transplantedeth us to
Thine Castle Towne... And, Trulye, a
maginificenth Towne of
Castles, it art! But ho! Hmmm...
Something art...
Lackingth, it Feeleth. Couldth thou guys...
Perhapsth... Bringe in an Evil
Rulere.... Or some
Thinge...?
RouxlsLancer hath benounced me
"Vice Fathere..." Forthhence, I do All the
Cookinge and Cleaninge. Perhapsth, I shouldst
seeketh a New
Employere... Mama Miba! Welcome to TOP
Bakery! Our special chefs spin baked
goods at the TOP of their
class! (Seems like Hathy likes this
place.) (Hathy's happy to see so many
new faces.) (Happy's hathy.) It's a clean start for us here! (Sukkiri...)
It's nice to make friends that
like good clean fun! (Sukkiri.) Ralsei(Kris, I have something
to show you in the
CASTLE!)
SusieWait, Kris, we're
leaving!? But we just
got here! Man, I don't wanna go do
our group project... RalseiOh... You two have
homework? SusieUhh, well, RalseiSusie, Kris, you ought
to do it right away!
School's important! I banish you from this
kingdom until you start
your project! SusieUgh, fine!!! I'll do
it!!! Jeez!!! LancerSusie!! Don't worry!!
I'll go and help you,
too!!! RalseiEr, wait, Lancer!
Perhaps you shouldn't - LancerToo late, kindboy!!
Friendship Forme!! (-)(LANCER was added to your Key
Items.) Susie... What? Where'd you
go...? LancerDon't worry!! I just
entered your INVENTORY!! I'll just be hanging out
in Kris's pocket!!! SusieDunno what that means,
but OK! RouxlsFeare not! I too, shall
Assisteth! SusieUh, we're good. RouxlsAhah, quite!! We, as a
Teame - art Good!!! (-)(ROUXLS became a Key Item even
though no one wanted that.) Ralsei(Kris... I bet you have
a lot of people to talk
to.) (But, you don't have to
do everything at once.) (SAVE and take a break
anytime you want, OK?) Thanks for getting rid of
Queen! ... yeah, this form is much
cooler, so I'm keeping it... Uh-huh, uh-huh! I wonder if
she'll be back... 'ey boss! We're just
reminiscing about fighting you! Wh... what a wonderful place...
thank you... This town, not that restaurant.
It looks weird. I'm not going
in... Young masters! Thank you for
such a wide space to clean! The people here have such clean
hearts as well. (Sukkiri.)
(63) (It's a bit scary moving to a
new place. But, as a ball...) (There's nothing to sphere
except sphere itself.)
(With this windfall, I've
ceased to be spherical.) (Nubert... you're
one-of-a-kind.) Prince Ralsei, I will keep your
hat a-racked until you need it!
Until then, please allow me to
pretend to be a wizard! Hi-ya!
Ho ho!! Who is this guy!! He's
scary!! Nubert's had a wild ride. Time
to settle down. Give my riches to the weak... Oh boy, oh boy!! I'm Trashy!!
Haha!! I bet I'm gonna make a lot of
new friends!!
(64) LancerHoho! I am Chef Lancer! Try my delicious
hand-formed cookies! They are free... for a
price.SusieWhat's the price.LancerZero dollars (-)

Take CookieDo Not LancerLancer cookies! Want
one? Well, well. Welcome to TOP
BAKERY. I am this bakery's smith,
MALIUS. I do not know what any of these
STRANGE TOOLS are for. But using my skills, I can FUSE
ITEMs to create NEW ONES. Fuse ItemsChatFix UsLeave Welcome to TOP BAKERY. Mama miba!! I was rejected from
the cafe!! What can I do now...

PrizeNothing
(65) Mama Miba!! I wanted to run the
Bakery, but... Someone is already working
there!! A cafe that serves pastries...
What a disgrace... What sort of humiliating thing
will happen next!? Check
RecruitsNothingPrize Mon amigas! Welcome to the
bakery... I wish.
Good evening, boss. Good evening, boss. Please,
relax and enjoy yourself... Rudinn Hey, boss! I'll have a Dark
Candy Starfait!
With Hathy Sure is great to be here with
my best friend Hathy.
With Rudinn Ranger Sigh... does this guy have to
one-up me on everything!? Hathy (Hathy is going to order a
heart-foam latte.)
With Rudinn (Hathy seems fine.)
With Head Hathy (Hathy is letting Head Hathy
have a sip of her latte.) Ponman (Looks like it wants to osmose
some flavorful cubes.) Rabbick (Looks like it wants to be
dabbed with rubbing alcohol.)
With Swatchling (I'm the dust off his
shoulder.)
(Sukkiri.) Bloxer Everything tastes better with a
normally-shaped body! Jigsawry Lemonade? ... Please. Rudinn Ranger Boss...? You're treating me...?
Oh, you shouldn't have! (smile)
With Rudinn I'll have a double Starfait.
No, triple. Oh, hi, boss!
(Smile) Head Hathy (Head Hathy drinks an ice tea
in silence...)
With Hathy (Head Hathy doesn't seem so
alone...)
With Werewerewire (... it seems relaxed its
partner is so quiet.) (The jukebox is broken.)
(Feels like you might never
find a working one...) Good evening, boss. Today's
meal is Crisped #E23D28. It's been deep-fried with the
finest JPEG artifacting... I hope it suits your palette...
er, palate. (Seems well behaved.) Boss, this Cafe is so
unrefined. So plain. Why don't we make it into an
animal cafe? ... you can be one of the
animals, too, boss. Ambyu-Lance Pipooo! Nothing beats a nice
shot of espresso... Want me to
give you a "shot", too!?
With Virovirokun I'll get you next time, pipo!
... Want some more sugar? Poppup NOMU NOMU.
BERRY GOOD! Tasque (It's drinking K_K's electric
milk JPEG.)
With Maus [Miaouw] Werewire (It has some kind of energy
drink.)
With Werewerewire (... it seems annoyed that its
energy drink has been crushed.) Maus (It's drinking melted cheese.)
With Tasque [Brrrrrrrr....] Virovirokun Wanna share my soda? We'll both
get sick that way... Hee hee.
With Ambyu-Lance We don't get along... but we
can drink together. Swatchling Boss? Shall we sit down and
enjoy a nice earl grey?
With Rabbick We'll make sure to clean our
plates.
(Sukkiri.)
With Swatchling (all) Boss, are you enjoying your
Butler Cafe? Werewerewire (... it's crushing its energy
drink with its hand...)
With Head Hathy (...)
With Werewire (It's crushing many of the
surrounding drinks.)
Someone else with Head Hathy (... it's staring at the
southern seats and crushing its
drink hard.)
Werewire with Head Hathy (... looks like it's about to
flip its table over.) Mauswheel (It's getting electricity from
the melted cheese like a water
wheel)
(66) Hey, boss! Boss! Heh, I'm so glad to have a nice
boss, I could shed a tear... BUT I WON'T!! I'm on the job!!
I'll cry at home!! With the
kids!! Boss! You're strong, but
there's always time to learn! The next step after tutorials,
is TRAINING! So, me and the boys got you
together a DOJO! Complete our BATTLE CHALLENGES,
and get some fabulous prizes! Meanwhile, ya might get a
little bit tougher! We're gonna make you the
strongest, Boss!

ChallengeNothing Hey, boss! How can I help ya!?
Congratulations Boss! You
defeated all the challenges! I have nothing more to teach or
give you. But you're welcome to
get some practice in!
An amazing battle! Graze Challenge 1 failure Boss! For bullets aimed right
at you, try moving one
direction bit by bit...!
Clover Rematch/Ch2 All Stars failure You beefed it! Better luck next
time, boss!
Tasque Manager Says failure Boss! Try to remember your
ABCs...! (It's a bed for three people,
or one three-headed person.) I'm Battle's Master. Ask me
about Battles. GrazingHoleHitboxNothing Finally a dojo for people that
are normal-shaped I will train my self for the
tournament
My power level is falling
behind the others All I can do now is gasp and
comment on the battle He he he... Looks like fighting
wasn't in the cards for us. Lucky for you... Just hope you
don't meet my friends! Wow, our house is a dojo?!
Makes me wanna FIGHT...
(Can't we go to sleep?)
It's a PARTY every day!
And I'M the oldest!
(We're the same age...)
Who's that tall-dark-and...
Kinda creepy person!?
You mean the... Werewire?
Their neck just
looks so...fluffy~
So!? Like I care!? (She wants to rub her face
in it...) (Looks like it won't forgive
you for sparing it...) (Unless you can beat it in a
fight.)
(67) SusieJust wanted to show off
your huge house, huh? RalseiNo, what I want to show
you is upstairs! RalseiOh!! I nearly forgot!!
This is where I cook!! SusieYou cook everything in a
giant witch's pot...? RalseiOf course!
Cauldron-cooking is very
convenient! Here, Kris, Susie, have
a cake!!! SusieHmm, a little thick on
the frosting. Ralsei... Th... that was for
sharing! SusieHey, anyone was free to
make an interception.
SusieOkay, now make a
chocolate one! RalseiWhy don't we go upstairs
first?
SusieHow 'bout a strawberry
cake as a room-warming
gift? RalseiThere's a slice of cake
in your fridge, Susie! SusieBut it's not
cauldron-fresh! (2F : LIVING QUARTERS) (The door is locked.) (BF : LIVING QUARTERS FOR BAD
GUYS)
(68) RalseiI... have a surprise for
you two...! ... I made rooms for you
in the castle! Susie... Rooms? RalseiSo you can stay here
whenever you want! Ummm, I'd be happy if
this place... Could be like a second
home to you. A place that you can
go... No matter what's
happening outside. Susie... Heh, well, we'll take a
look. SusieHey, lemme look at my
freaking room a sec! Damn, all you wanna do
is run off and steal
cake. Ralsei(... is that
projection?)
SusieHey, lemme look at my
freaking room a sec!
SusieSo, what do we do now? RalseiFeel free to explore the
town until you're ready
to leave! SusieHah! Like we're gonna
leave now, right, Kris? SusieHey Ralsei, what's up
here? RalseiOh, just more rooms I'm
renovating! Susie... so is your room up
there? RalseiEr, yes! I still, um,
haven't dusted it
though... SusieYeah, like we need to
see your nerdy glasses
collection anyway.
RalseiSorry, work in progress! LancerSusie, Kris! Toothpaste
boy! Queen is teaching me all
sorts of things about
being a bad guy. She's like... How do I
put this... A third father to me. A girldad, if you
will...RalseiYou mean a mom?
LancerGo outside and play,
Peachboy!QueenPeachboy Peachboy QueenWelcome This Entire
Castle Is Now My Room RalseiU-umm, I was going to
set up something
upstairs. QueenWhy I Already Have
Everything I Could Ever
Want Friendship, Fans, And A
Small Round Boy Now Go And Play With
Your Friends, PeachboyLancerPeachboy! Peachboy!
Any recruit lost QueenRalsei Will Soon
Setup.EXE My Room For Me
Upstairs QueenKris, Do Give Noelle My
Regards All recruits lost I keep ending up in this
situation... Can't say I'm a fan.... Or can
I?
(69) (It's violently protecting the
jail.) (I'm Goulden Sam.) We're still behind bars for
some reason, but it's OK! We've grown to love this
hellish place, where we dress
as animals! (This is a nice prison!) (We decided to dress as kings.
It's cultural exchange.) KingAh... the Lightners. ... have you come to
humiliate me...? (-)

Hell yeah!No... KingWe have NOTHING to
discuss.
KingYou may have bested me.
But... You'll soon face
someone... More
fearsome... More tyrannical than you
could EVER imagine. SusieQueen? We already met
her. KingWHAT!? QueenWow Nice Hamster Wheel KingSo you, too, have come
to humiliate me... QueenNo I Am Serious It's
Cool That Water Bottle
However KingDO NOT SPEAK ILL OF THE
ROYAL WATER BOTTLE! QueenIt's Nothing Compared To
The One At My Mansion KingHmph. Materialistic as
always. QueenMaterialism Evaluation
Denied I Simply Give Myself:
The Treatment I Deserve You Slept Curled Up On A
Dirty Throne Every Day KingENOUGH, WENCH!!! What purpose have you
here... Queenie Beanie. QueenJust Thought I Would
Send A Message, Kingy
Wingy That You Don't Have To
Worry About Lancer I Will Be Looking After
Him From Now On After All... I Am... His Mother KingWhen was that decided!? QueenArbitrarily Right Now King.... hmph. Do what you please with
the boy. But if he cries... ... Bounce him on the
ground like a ball. QueenI Think It Is Time To
Abort This Conversation King... As you wish. RouxlsOho, quite sorry, mine
Kinge... Queene hath a nyew Man
about Towne now!! KingWho? QueenYeah Who RouxlsEr I think I Left my puzzle on POSTHASTE!!! QueenWho Was That?? KingSigh... That was my
son's.... LESSER father. QueenCannot Calculate Someone
Less Than You KingBEGONE!!!! QueenBye Bye Kingy Wingy By The Way Did You Want
Anything From The Store King... cashews. QueenOrder Processed
Any recruit lost King... talk to you? Hah. You left them behind,
didn't you? Just as you left us...
KingBegone. King... By the way... Is my son... happy...? SusieLike you CARE! You were gonna throw him
off a CLIFF! KingAh. Your prejudice made
my bluff too effective,
I see. ... besides, even IF I
threw him, he would
just... Bounce. My son... is... A bouncy little pumpkin.RalseiAww, cute!SusieWE'RE DONE
TALKING TO YOU!
(71) It's your bed. It feels incredibly soft. Like
sleeping on a dream...
It's a bed that's been
carefully crafted. It's suitable for a bed
inspector. It's a stand for your Manual. RalseiI thought you might want
to keep it here in case
you want to read it!
It's a trash can. RalseiHere, Kris! In case I
make another manual... You can throw it
directly in here! It's a shelf. All sorts of keepsakes could be
put here. It's a wardrobe full of all
sorts of different clothes. You could wear whatever you
want. It's some decorative moss.
Looks delicious. SusieWhy the hell does YOUR
room get moss!? (This maybe isn't the best
thing in your room.)
(72) RalseiAnd Susie, this is your
room! Umm, I tried to make it
something you'd like,
but... You can put anything
else you want in here,
too! I really hope you like
it! Susie... ... My own room, huh. I... guess that's pretty
cool? My own room... like
this. ... how long did it, uh,
take you to do this? RalseiWell, er, since I last
saw you two, I... SusieMan, you're a real
weenie, y'know that? Heheheh... Ralsei(I think she likes it,
Kris!) Susie(Haha, jealous I got the
COOL room? LOOK, Kris!) SusieCool, spike bed. Now I can stab myself
during the night. Finally some
convenience. SusieDamn, there's everything
in here! Pinecones, chalk, moss,
jars of salsa, Pieces of ice, black
crumbs from the toaster,
jawbreakers... ... Oh, and like actual
food, too.
SusieHey Kris, stop
eye-bogarting my snacks. RalseiSusie, you didn't get to
read the manual... So I put it over here
for you. SusieCool, I'll read it
before bed. That'll put me to sleep. It's a clothes drawer full of
spikey and dangerous clothing. All the clothes are ripping
each other up into shreds. SusieHell yeah!!! Jealous,
Kris!? SusieHeheh, jealous of my
cool statue, Kris? Huh? What? No, it's not
me, it's just cool!
(74) Susie... This is new.
[Dark World?] (75) The wires... the wires...
... Everyone was...
...
I saw you stand up to Queen!
That was amazing! I'll definitely become a
Werewire if you can just free
me!
(76) ... e-everyone else has been... S-save us, she's going to... Somebody help me... Somebody, please... NoelleSusie!? Cool that you're here,
just... Wait, get out of here
before it's too late! SusieNOELLE! QueenHell Of A Study Session SusieWho the hell are you!? QueenI Am Known As Serial
Number Q5U4EX7YY2E9N But You Foolish Children
May Call Me "Queen" SusieHeh, like we're gonna
call YOU "Queen," "Q5U....3...7..." uh, Queen"Queen" SusieWell LOOK, "Queen."
We're not "children!" QueenTeens Are Merely Big
ChildrenAnd Adults Are Even Bigger Children Susie... doesn't that make
you a child too then? QueenNo I Am: A Computer
(Smart) Susie... computer? QueenWell Thank You For The
Stimuli But I Must Leave
Now (Goodbye) SusieWait! WAIT!! Why'd you
capture Noelle!? QueenI Would Have Captured
You Too But I Ran Out Of
Cages SusieWhy the CAPTURING!? QueenSo That She May Become
My Willing Peon In My Quest For World
Domination Also Maybe I Will Make
Her Face Into A Robot
One? SusieWhat!? Why!? QueenSeems Cool SusieWell, FORGET it, dude. Nobody's turning
anyone's face into a
robot! QueenCould That Be A
Statement Of Animous
Dissension SusieHuh? QueenYou Wanna Fight, Loser SusieYES!!! YES ALREADY,
YES!!! QueenOh Then Bye SusieWAIT! A GODDAMN!
SECOND!! QueenI Have No Time For Such
Frivolities (And Would
Kick Your Ass) But Perhaps Someone Else
Could Entertain You Enjoy: Your Assimilation SusiePhew, nice fighting
again after so long! Now let's go catch up to
Queen! ... or not! Huh? They calmed
down...? RalseiI just used my PACIFY
spell to put them into
"Sleep Mode"! SusieRalsei! You're here! RalseiI felt a dark presence
and hurried over! It seems that a new Dark
Fountain has appeared... SusieRalsei... they got
Noelle! Damn, what was she
THINKING messing in our
Dark World!? If we don't do
something, she might
be... RalseiWorry not, Susie! All we
have to do is seal the
Fountain! Susie... yeah. Yeah! Can't be mad about
another adventure,
right!? C'mon, Kris! Let's go!
[Cyber Field - Entrance] (78) A green field extends before
you... And, in the distance, a
city shines brightly. You are filled with the power
of a new adventure.
A green field extends before
you... You've seen this
already. You are filled with the power
of pointless backtracking.
(79) (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was GlowWrist.) (The chest is empty.)
(81) RalseiOh, Kris! It's a free
editable CYBERPEDIA!
I'll add an entry...! (-)(Ralsei wrote an article about
LOSING RECRUITS. Read it?)

YesNo RalseiKris, want to re-read my
editable CYBERPEDIA
entry? Lightners! I haven't seen many
of you recently. If you didn't know, an evil
ruler is taking over this
world. I don't really like politics,
so I have no opinion on this.
If you try to talk to me about
politics, We will have no choice but to
cross swords...
Did Queen take over the world
yet? I wouldn't know...
I'm not asking you to tell me.
Actually, if you do, We will have no choice but to
cross swords.... Recently, something called
"Internet" is having an
"outage". Some say it was the secret to
Queen's know-how. Since then, it seems like she's
become quite extreme...
I'm really only interested in
cute digital cats. I don't think the "Internet"
has anything to do with that!
I like cats the best, but I
heard "Poppup" is cute, too. What? It's considered a
household pest? No way...
Next you are gonna tell me that
mice are vermin!
(82) RalseiKris, I think you should
handle this puzzle! RalseiOh, Kris! It's a
spelling challenge...
isn't that N-I-C-E? SusieNah, more like they're
F-RalseiU-N!
RalseiG-O-O-D-L-U-C-K-K-R-I-S!SusieGoo Duckris? SusieYeah, I see letters, I
basically check out.
SusieAlways been annoying how
much your hair smells
like apples. Never been easy not
taking a bite in
class... heheh. (It appears to be some kind of
forcefield.) Looks like you got past
Nubert's forcefield. Nubert doesn't know how that
forcefield got there. But it's Nubert's forcefield. As a prize, have Nubert's
treasure. Nubert doesn't know what's
inside. But Nubert will give it to you.
That's Nubert's treasure. Remember. You're just borrowing
it. Forever. (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was FiberScarf.) (The chest is empty.) (Nubert's gone.) (Looks like Nubert's screen is
moving up in the world...)
[Cyber Field - Arcade Machine] (83) QueenNoelle Honey Become My
Willing Peon And I Will
Free You All You Have To Do Is
Hit Yes On The Peon
Release Form NoelleI... I'm scared... QueenOh Have You Never Signed
A Form Before NoelleNo!! It's everything
else that's scary!! QueenPlease Abort Your
Sadness Protocol I Told You Being A Peon
Will Be Cool SusieNoelle! NoelleS... Susie!? Kris...!? SusieDon't worry, we won't
let your face get
roboticized! NoelleTHAT'S... SOMETHING
THEY'RE GOING TO DO!? SusieWhoops, thought, uh, you
knew that. QueenOh Dear That Was
Supposed To Be A
Surprise Oh Well SusieW-wait--!! QueenIt Is Quite Troubling A Peon Must Be "Willing"
To Assist Me In World
Domination If Only She Had Fellow
Peons To Encourage Her Susie... So? QueenSo Like You "Guys" Hey Are You Like ... Doing Anything Right Now RalseiWe aren't going to help
you!! QueenUnderstood.
Mind-Changing Protocol
Necessitated SusieA giant arcade game!? QueenI Shall Humiliate You
At: A Simple Children's
Diversion With Your Self-Esteem
Eradicated There Will Be No Choice
But To Serve Me SusieThe hell!? I've never
played this one
before...! RalseiBut Kris is quite good
at games, aren't they? SusieOh yeah. Kris, forgot
you were a nerd. Show
her!! (It appears to be some kind of
forcefield.) RalseiKris, I bet you're very
good at games, aren't
you? (-)Gaming is
my lifeGaming is
not my life RalseiDo your best, Kris! I'll
be cheering you with
magic pom-poms! SusieWe got this, Kris. We're
the good guys, right? All we have to do is
figure out some way to
cheat...
Susie... Got it! While she's
distracted, I'll reach in the bottom
and try to steal a free
cola! QueenCola Machine Not Equals
Arcade GameSusieTHEN WHY DOES IT TAKE QUARTERS!? QueenOh Kris Congratulations
On: Losing Horribly I Advanced My Internal
Clock To When I've
Already Won Also, Happy Birthday SusieRalseiHappy Birthday!SusieIT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY!!!
QueenDid You Notice You Have
Been Served Your Giant Arcade
Machine Is Going To Get
Cold (You can't pro game while
facing this direction.)
You tried to use the arcade
machine. (You weren't tall or strong
enough to use the controls...) QueenSelf-Esteem Eradication
Complete Running Laughing
Protocol Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha RalseiUh... ummm... it's ok,
Kris... err... I'm
short, too... K... Kris...!! Wait, I
have an idea!! Kris, if we can combine
our powers, then... Look!! I'll show you
what I've been
practicing!! Magical Stool Forme R!! SusieNow we're talking!!
Arright Kris, leave it
to me!! Put your arms out!! Power Beast Forme S!! Move your arms and I'll
move 'em with ya! Let's go!! QueenIncredible Your Transformation Is
Combining All Your Weak
Points Self-Esteem Crushing
Efficiency 300% And
Rising Commence Virtual Combat
(Looks like this Gamer's
Paradise has become a Gamer's
Hell.) SusieHeh, thought you could
beat US!? Queen[Regal Laughter] Oh My That Was Actually
Quite... Amusing You Lifeform(s) Have
Exceeded My Expectations I Will Offer You A New,
Exceedingly Benevolent
Compromise Assimilate Into My
Cyber-Army And There Is Only A
Fifty Percent Chance I
Will Reprogram Your Face Please Select Your
Choice Perish In The Chill Of
Absolute Destruction Or Flourish Under The Warm
Bosom Of My Hellish
Reign (-)

BosomPerish The game is wrecked. You are
filled with the power of
videogame violence. I can't tell you how many of
these I've cleaned up.
It's not so bad, I like
cleaning.
I wish there was someone that
liked cleaning as much as me.
(Sukkiri...)
(84) Yo, (snicker), it's hard work
being Queen's minion,
ain't it? Why don't you take a break and
grab a snack? Ultra seedy CD Bagels, only
$400 each!

BuyDon't Buy Wanna buy a CD bagel!? Only
$400 each! (It appears to be some kind of
forcefield.) Want to buy a bagel? Only $80.
K_K, no! It's 400! 400! Got it. Want to buy 400 bagels?
Only $80. Buy 400 bagelsDon't BuyBuy 1 bagel One bagel, $80. 400 bagels,
$80.
Sorry, I'm out of bagels.
Don't you have 400!?
I had 406. Then why can't you sell
anymore?! What if someone asked for
400 bagels?
Sorry, I'm out of bagels. (It's a lone doorframe.)
(But for some reason, you can't
see through it...)
(It's a door.)
(Where will you go?) MansionTrash ZoneCyber FieldCancel I want to go back to the city,
but the way is blocked... I'm no country boy! Let me out
of Cyber Field!
Cuisine is so unrefined out
here in the (memory) sticks.
The way to the city is now
open. I think I'll stay in the
countryside a bit longer
though.
Everything is so naturally
green here. I'm charmed by the local music
and flavors.
I really got used to the
countryside. Perhaps I'm just a farmboy at
heart...
Plus, I haven't seen a single
Poppup yet. I heard there's a rebel team
resisting Queen... So far all I found are
overpriced bagels...
Bagels, doughnuts ... Why is it round dough is always
so overpriced? The hole is expensive!
(85) (It appears to be some kind of
forcefield.)
(86) SusieWait, is this another
puzzle? You do it. SusieThe hell is that, a
driver's license number? Heh, can we use it and
drive your mom's car?
SusieUhh, maybe we could make
your mom's car cooler
first. I'm thinking, like...
purple? With flames. RalseiKris, we'll stand here
so you can spell freely! SusieKris, spell a swear! RalseiUmm, I... I don't think
they can with these
letters. SusieOh. ... wait, you checked?RalseiUmm, Kris, do your best!
RalseiKris, please spell some
nice words! QueenYou Typed: Agree 2 All Thank You For Agreeing 2
This Peon Release Form Now You Are All Legally
My Minions And I Can Use Your
Likeness For Funny
Statues SusieWhat if we just... don't
do what you say? QueenIn That Case I Would Be
Forced To Use Another Guy Probably SusieUh. Better get started
on that then. QueenOkay But I'm Still Going
To Use Your Likeness
(87) Heh, good luck figuring out
which ride to take! This right ride is the right
one. (The chest is empty.)
(88) D-dead end...! SusieAlright, what's the
deal, twerp! (-)Who's a twerp!? The name's
Sweet!RalseiOh, like "suite?"SusieOh, like... sweets? (-)Don't tell me you haven't
heard of the Sweet Cap'n
Cakes?!? RalseiUm, doesn't ring a
bell... (-)G-Guess our act's still a bit
underground... Sweet Cap'n Cakes! Not only
are we Cyber Field's BEST
musical trio... We're also the last resistance
against the big bad Queen and
all her crew! And that starts with resisting
YOU! SusieWhat!? We're fighting
Queen, too! (-)Nuh-uh-uh! Cap'n saw you help
her kidnap some girl! Hey! Hey, Cap! We won't let anyone lay a
finger on madamoizels... Except us!
That's not the point, Cap'n!! It's like half the point. 60%?
55...
We're rebels, not players! We're rebels that play.
We don't play!! We don't
play!! That's it!! K_K!!! Get over
here!! K_K, are we players!?
... I'm a CD player. Wait! They're getting away! Sweet, chill. There'll be
other bad guys!
No, this is our chance! Are you ready!? Let's fight!! ... K_K.
Yeah? Play some battle music!
OK! Feel the beat!
Watch my moves!
Dance, dance!! SusieHey, losers!! Wrap it
up!! Battle's over!! (-)Over?
In other-type words...
We lost!? ...
...
... Does that mean we can be
friends?
K_K!! No!! Fighting's not really my style
anyways...
Yeah! Because you're a coward! ... I mean, it was fun
dancing, but...
Sweet. Don't worry. I think our dancing beat them.
Beat them...?
Yeah, all mercy-like. See, when we danced with them,
it convinced them we're cool.
Now they're on our side? Yes. Hey!! You three!! Welcome to
good side!!SusieWE ARE the good side!!!RalseiJust go with it, Susie... (-)Let's ronday-voo at our Junk
Shop... We jammed the door shut, but
we'll kick it open! Alright everyone, let's go!
[Cyber Field - Music Shop] (89) Crash! Boom! Bang! There's a
terrific noise coming from the
building nearby... You are filled with the power
of noise music. I heard this unassuming store
is the rebel base... But, I realized I don't really
know how I would help them...
I don't really want to buy any
more bagels...
(90) (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was Ragger2.) (The chest is empty.) Sorry, the roller coaster is
under construction. Apparently, someone tried to
use it anyway...
(91) SusieHey, what the hell are
these things? RalseiHmm... Looks like if we
ride them... They might bring us over
to the Fountain! SusieReally?! Then let's get
on!! QueenEnough You Foolish
Children I Have Been Merciful To
You Thus Far But Now Is
Time For: Your Unwillful
Imprisonment (Capture) Drop The Capturing
Capsules Ralsei... err, you missed. QueenThat Was Not A Miss It
Was A Tactical
Calibration Susie... so, uh, are you
gonna try it again? QueenNo I Only Have Like 4
Cages OK Wait I Have A Small Plot
Twist For You Come Forward My... Peon NoelleU... um... s-sorry, I
just couldn't say no. SusieNoelle!? NoelleH... hi, Susie. Umm, how
are you? SusieUmm, okay, I guess? NoelleYour... um... roller
coaster is, um... I like
it! SusieUhh... yours too? NoelleTh... thanks! Susie... QueenOkay This Isn't Working
Bring In The Next Guy BerdlyFear not, my beloved
Noelle!! This valiant warrior of
brave intelligence Will be your knight in
glow in the dark armor! SusieBerdly!? You asked
BERDLY to be on your
team!? Queen(I Did Not Ask Him I Did
Not Ask Him I Did Not
Ask Him) BerdlyThat's LORD Berdly to
you simpletons!! And soon... SUPER Lord
Berdly! Susie... the hell does that
mean? Queen(I Have No Damn Clue
Just Go With It) BerdlyYou see, thanks to our
WONDROUS Queen... WE... will soon RULE the
WORLD! And turn this Land of
Fools... into a
Smartopia. A true Scientocracy,
where the Geniuses of
the world, Can bathe freely in
pools of fresh fruit and
ambrosia. No longer held back by
protozoans like YOU! And the key to that? Is
US. Noelle and I. Our power... The "Light
Nerd's" power... RalseiYou mean... "Lightners?" BerdlyUm, NO. Queen said
"Light Nerds." QueenI Actually Did RalseiBerdly, Queen's just
manipulating you!! BerdlyHeh... that's what she
SAID you'd say to me! QueenI Actually Did BerdlyNow, Kris! I must admit, I feel
pity for you. Unlike Susie, I always
saw some potential in
you. Join our side, and I
might let you scrub our
royal toilet! (-)

JoinDo not join BerdlyWh... what!? That's not
fair!!! M... My Queen... Save
me...!!! QueenIn A Minute Dear Hello Everyone I Have
Some News Updates You See This "Roller", "Coaster" It's Not Actually "Finished", Yet SusieWHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?!? Queen"Pain"
(92) I'm the Hacker. I'm going after
the blue checksmarks. Find 3 in the Cyber Field
ahead, and I'll join your
[City]. You just look like the kind of
folks who have a [Cool City].
According to cyber, you found 0
blue checksmarks out of 3. 0, not bad for a beginner. Your
"Checks Quest" is only
beginning.
According to cyber, you found 1
blue checksmarks out of 3. 1, the biggest prime number.
Your "Checks Quest" is just
started.
According to cyber, you found 2
blue checksmarks out of 3. 2. Not bad for amateurs but you
need to learn what the number
"3" is.
You found 3 checkmarks?!
Elite... I will now live in
your city. Maybe our cyber paths will
cyber cross once more in
Queen's Mansion. In the meantime, let me show
you the power of the blue
checkmarks...
I just wanted to make a cool
demoscene for you. Now that I finished this I can
show up all sorts of places.
(93) (It seems to be stupid.)
(It seems to be stuck.) (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was GlowWrist.) (The chest is empty.)
(94) All my friends turned into
Werewires, but it's no big
deal. I've been on Queen's side since
the beginning, so I'm safe!
Complain about Queen, but she
gets a lot done! (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was TensionBit.) (The chest is empty.) Hee hee hee... Shall I help you
SAVE? ... No, I shan't! I haven't the
faintest idea what that is...
Hee hee hee...!
(95) (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was ReviveMint.) (The chest is empty.)
(97) RalseiUhh, perhaps this isn't
a real word, Kris... SusieYeah it is. It's ICE-E's
catchphrase. RalseiHuh? What's its meaning,
then? SusieUhh, I dunno, he just...
rolls his eyes up,
froths his mouth... And... says it? Or maybe... that's just
the muscley guy at the
store.
RalseiKris, this looks like a
strange word, but... Even if it's not real,
you can still have fun,
right? SusieHeh, it would be funny
if the puzzle, like... It's actually missing
the one letter you
actually need. Heh, like to see Berdly
try and solve that...
SusieHey, Kris, pretty sure
you don't have to do
this.
(108) (The door is locked.) (The door is unlocked.)

Go InsideDon't
go in Susie... what kinda creepy
stuff were you buying
anyway? Nah... like I even wanna
know. Yikes. RalseiShe said she hoped if it
was candy, you'd share
with her... SusieSHUT UP!!!Kris?
(109) He was... Like the rest of us. Just... a little unlucky. For some reason, his products
never seemed to hit... ... and the Lightners never
even looked his way. ... Poor guy. Night after night, when we all
went to the same cyber grill, He'd shoot his mouth about
making it big someday. "You just watch!" "Someday, I'm gonna be a big shot!" He started to get a little
desperate. I heard he started looking for
any way to become more popular. Somehow, he made the right
phone call, and found someone. Or, was he... found BY someone? They must have been helping
him, because suddenly, He was on the phone all the
time... Suddenly, he got really good at
his job. The clicks started piling up... What? What did he do? Why did HE deserve this? We were all so jealous of him, We stopped going out with him. I mean, wasn't he a big shot? He didn't need us anymore, did
he...? Even so, he only got more and
more successful. He moved into a luxurious room
in the Queen's mansion... He started bragging about big
TV deals, big cars, big
commercials... But then things started to
crack. It seems like whatever was
helping him... Disappeared. His sales dropped to zero... And everything came crashing
down. The day he was to be evicted
from the Queen's mansion, I went to his room to check on
him... But he wasn't there. There was only a phone hanging
off the handle. He must've left in the middle
of a conversation, Because I could still hear
someone on the other end... ... But when I put the receiver to
my ear... There was nothing but garbage
noise.
(110) SusieL... Looks like this
trash saved us. C'mon... Haha, who's king of the
trash pile now!? O... Ow...! RalseiSusie, are you alright? Susie... Heh, it's nothing. I just... O... ow. Ralsei... sure you don't want
me to look? SusieL-look at what? I'm
fine! WOAH HEY WHAT THE HECK
ARE YOU-- RalseiFeel better? SusieFEEL BETTER!? AFTER YOU
JUST CAME UP AND-- Umm... doesn't feel
WORSE, I guess. ... How do you do that,
anyway? That... healing...
thingy. RalseiOh, healing magic? It's
simple, Susie. Anyone
can do it. ... I could even teach
you, if you're
interested. SusieHeh, ask me again when
it's, like, blood
explosion magic. ... But, um, if you WANTED,
I guess I could learn
it. Then you wouldn't,
y'know, have to annoy me
with it anymore. RalseiSure, Susie. Next time
we have a break! Susie(Let's just go already,
Kris...) (You dug through the trash...) (It's a trashbag that looks
like an eggplant.) (It's a lone doorframe.)
(But for some reason, you can't
see through it...)
(It's a door.)
(Where will you go?) MansionTrash ZoneCyber FieldCancel (It's an eggplant that looks
like a trashbag.) Oh boy, oh boy! I'm Trashy! Did you know about adjusting
your INVENTORY? Trashcans like me can HOLD all
sorts of things. Just like your STORAGE, if you
get more than 12 ITEMs! SusieUh... yeah, not now
dude. RalseiIt was sort of an
emotional moment... (-)Oh... Oh, that's okay... SusieOh hell, is that Nubert
over there!?RalseiReally, where!?
SusieNo time for this guy.
You can hold a lot more in your
STORAGE, you know. But, you won't be able to use
it during BATTLE. Check it and make sure you have
what you need! ... is what I wanted to say,
but it already got said.
I'm Trashy...
A funny little guy was looking
for you to the WEST. He was muttering something
about deals...
Some funny-looking guys have
gathered to the WEST. They were muttering something
about muttering something about
deals... I'm Nubert. Everybody loves me. That's why I live in the trash.
Don't look sad. You're never
alone. You got Nubert.
Nuelle, eh? Not a bad name,
says Nubert. RalseiBy the way Kris, I just
remembered! Although you can only
carry 12 ITEMs around... Your STORAGE will hold
any extra items you pick
up. You can access it where
you check Recruits! (Enemies you SPARE get
RECRUITed to our town,
remember?) SusieWoah, that seems like
pretty useful
information. Weird route NoelleK-Kris...? Are you sure
this isn't the wrong
way?
(111) RalseiThere's a fork in the
path... Kris, it seems
like... It might be advantageous
if we split up. Who do you want to go
with? (-)
Go with
RalseiGo with
Susie SusieHey, why does Kris get
to choose all the time!? Ralsei, you're going
with me! RalseiH-huh!? K-Kris, I...!!
[Cyber City - Entrance] (112) You have neither fluffy boys
nor mean girls with you now. Reluctantly, you are filled
with the power from the cat
sign.
Noelle is with you now. You are still filled with the
power from the cat sign.
You are mostly filled with the
power of fluffy boys and mean
girls. The cat sign still comprises
about one percent of it.
(113) I heard the rollercoasters are
undergoing maintenance. That's a pain because it's our
only form of public transit.
Yes. The teacup ride is
privately owned.
Are the roller coasters still
broken? Too bad. I keep petitioning for a public
merry-go-round, but...
There was some ex-famous guy,
some salesman-lobbyist-type... He was afraid of clowns, so he
kept it from happening. Welcome to Cyber City!
Pedestrians need to press the
switch to cross traffic!
(114) What are we cleaning up for,
you ask? We don't know. A parade,
perhaps? A large event is going to
happen in the streets later. We were told to make room for
something BIG... (You dug through the trash...) (You dug through the trash...) Weird route (It's frozen solid...)
[Cyber City - First Alleyway] (115) NoelleK-Kris!! What are you--- QueenOh Noelle Sweetie Noelle(Don't let her find
me...) QueenNoelle Sweetie Darling
Honey Where Are You We're A Team Now
Remember You Still Have To Be My
Willing Minion ... Kris It Appears Our Comrades Have
Pressed The Escape Key
On Us .... So It Has Come To
This... In Order To Find Our
Teams ... We Must Form An Uneasy
Truce... BerdlyQueen!! My splendid
Queen!! Where are you!! QueenOh No Don't Let Him Find
Me BerdlyAh, Kris... NOT the
lifeform I was looking
for. ... Hmm? Where's the
rest of the C+ Squad? Don't tell me you got
abandoned!? HA!! HAHA!! That's what you
get for trusting Susie!!
HA!! H... Huh? Noelle? Queen? They're just... busy
retro gaming somewhere!! I bet they're waiting
for me on the player
select screen!! Listening to strangely
groovy music!! HAHA!
HA!! HA!! ... ...Sigh. So it's come to this. In order to find our
respective teams... It APPEARS... We must form an uneasy
truce... QueenWhat The Who The Beep Said You
Could Double Trucies BerdlyHuh? Did you hear
something? QueenHonk Honk No It's Just
The Sounds Of The City BerdlyOh okay. Hmph. Well I'll be
ahead. Don't be LATE!!! QueenKris As Part Of Our
Truce (The Better One) Keep Distracting Berdly
And Find Noelle For You See... Berdly... He's... OK There's Nothing Wrong
With Him He's Just
Annoying Toodles NoelleKris, I... um... if it's
okay... ... G-got any room for
another truce? (-)

Of courseNo Triple
Trucies Noelle has joined your party. You are filled with the power
of not knowing what a sugarplum
is.
Noelle is no longer in your
party. All of you are filled
with the power... Of not knowing what a sugarplum
is. NoelleSo, um, any idea where
Susie is? What!? WHAT!? I'm just
asking!! It's a normal
question!! NoelleK... Kris...? Isn't that
the wrong way...? (Somehow I'm already
regretting this...) I went to the store, and they
needed a signature, to use a
credit card, But, when I tried to encrypt my
signature, By drawing random squiggles, They didn't like that.
(116) (It's a hole for mice to enter
into.)
(There are mice inside
scampering pleasingly.) (Mice will rotate 90 degrees
when they collide with the
block.) (Citizens must push blocks to
get mice in the holes. Use the
bell to reset.) (It's a hole for mice to come
from.)
(The hole is empty.) NoelleA m-m-m-m-m... Mouse!? NoelleK-Kris! If the mice hit
a wall, they'll come
over here... (Try using those blocks
to get them into the
hole?)
NoelleK-Kris!! Gosh, you did that on
purpose, didn't you!? (It's like when they
swapped my eggnog with
mayo...)
Noelle... NoelleD-don't let the mice hit
the walls, Kris! They'll bounce over here
and crawl on me...! NoelleOh, merry Krismaaaas--! That's where we came
from!
NoelleKris, are you afraid of
mice, too? Fahahaha! NoelleH-hey, Kris? You can't
leave yet, y'know! You need to deal with
the mice, first. You can do it, Kris! I
believe in you!
NoelleKris, you, um... aren't
gonna leave me here, are
you? Th-think about all the
p-pencils I gave you! The... the peppermint
cookies I shared with
you!
Noelle... I'll do your homework
for you.
NoelleKris? Are... you really
going to leave me...? (-)
Sorry, I'll
do the puzzleProceed (An invasive species of puzzle
has taken over the room.)
(117) We are Addisons! All we do is
advertise!! This is an advertisement too!Advertisements now only $9.99!
Don't like advertisements?
Block ads for only $9.99! Change your mind? Bring them
back for only $9.99!
Spamton? ... Haven't heard that
name in a long time.

Spamton? ... We don't talk
about that around here. I wanted to buy something... But I think all of the
shopkeepers went to the trash
dump...
That's a shame... I wanted to
get ripped off.
(118) Can't even cross the street
without getting my ass kicked. I love the city.
We are basically supposed to be
part of Queen's Army. But, until she takes over the
world, we still have to work.
Living as a salary man... Maybe I was assimilated before
I got controlled...? Since everyone else got plugged
they're a lot more agreeable. It's nice.
Pretty much everyone else is a
Werewire now. Kind of wondering if I'm
holding everything back...
I'm not even sure I would make
a good Werewire.
(119) (It's an advertisement for a
giant ferris wheel.) Ohhon!! Two young beings
together on a school night... Could I interest you in some
brand new Dating Shoes...? NoelleH-huh...? No, no, you've
got it totally wrong! Kris and I are just...
umm... fr... friends? (Kris's been my neighbor
forever...) (We've been through so
much, sometimes it feels
like...) (We know each other
better than anyone.) (... yet, somehow, it's
hard to say we're
exactly friends...?) (-)

We're friendsWe're
something
else Ah, you two don't look
together! Can I interest you in some
brand new Divorcing Shoes...?
Ah, you three look together!
How about some marriage shoes? Weird route If you're something else, maybe
a Dating Shoes isn't right...? Maybe I could interest you in a
FreezeRing? NoelleHuh...? A ring...? Faha, sorry, I don't
think WE need something
like that! (-)C'mon, angel! You can't get
stronger without good
equipment! NoelleStronger...? R-right, I
guess that's how it
works here... (Faha, Kris buying ME a
ring...? Yeah, right!) (-)

Get itWe're fine NoelleHmm, looks like you need
to hold it down. Kris, you keep standing
on this one!
Weird route NoelleWhen you step off the
switch, the lightning
comes back... ... How about... I hold it
down, and you go across?
(120) (You became lost in the
craftsmanship.) (Of the boxes.)
SusieHell yeah, boxes. This
is what it's about.
SusieKris, you were living it
up without us, huh... NoelleKris, it's Queen...
She's right over there! C-Can you distract her
somehow!!? QueenOh Lmao You're here Sorry Kris While I've
Been Looking For Noelle I've Had Like 4 Of These
All-Ages Appropriate Glasses of Pure Battery
Acid Don't Worry That Was My
Throwing Glass It's Safe Look Kris Kris Cross Applesauce Now That We Are Trucies
I Feel Like We Are On
The Same Mathematical Wavelength You Get Me Kris You Do Not Do Crazy
Things Like "Have
Opinions" Or Scream When I Capture
You Or Tell Me Horrible
Plans For Smartboy Theme
Park I Just Cannot Compute It Why Everyone Else Is
So... Ungrateful Whoops That Was My Extra
Dangerous Glass Kris I Just Want To Make
Everyone Smile And If I Become An Evil
Villain To Accomplish
That Is That Bad? It's Okay You Do Not Have To
Answer You Would Be Wrong But Kris... While We're
Still Trucies Maybe We Could... Make
The Most Of It We Could Play That Game
Again Wasn't That... Fun, Kris Just You And Me Having A Good Time No One Else To Get In
The Way BerdlyQueen!! I've been
looking everywhere to
show you this!! A monument to our
greatness... Together. QueenOh Um Oh Uh It It's Oh Well Um Mmm It's How Do I Put This Very... ... Smart So Smart You Are I Love Tolerating You BerdlyHaha!! I KNEW you'd be
enamored. Such perfect
taste. QueenVery Cool Statues I Did Not Know You
Had... Nipples BerdlyHaha... I will SOON...
in our IDEAL WORLD. Kris, feel free to
admire our artisanship. Queen and I have PLANs
to consider. QueenHaha Yes Oooh So Good
Looking Forward To That MMmmm Yum Yum Yum Yum
Yum Let's Go Burghley Keep Going I Am Right
Behind You Procedurally Lowering
The Volume Of My Voice Sorry Kris I Must Alt
Tab Out Of Here Wow Cool Face NoellePhew... Looks like my disguise
worked. It's silly looking, but
it beats hiding... Let's get going, Kris! NoelleJust realized... I can't
see anything... haha... Guess I'll try not to
wear it unless I have
to. OK, let's go for real
this time!! NoelleWhat is this!?
Fahahahaha... ... phew! ... ... (Kris, can you stop
looking at this?)
(You became lost in the
craftsmanship.) Noelle(Why do we have to look
at it twice?)
(There's so much to look at
here.) Noelle(Kris!?)
(It's a work of art.) Noelle(What part are you
looking at?)
NoelleIf I say I like it, will
you stop looking at it?
NoelleHey, isn't this thing
just the best...?
(This statue seems to suck
bad.) NoelleKRIS!!!!!!
(There is no reason to look at
this.) Queen told us to take out the
garbage. I'd never seen a garbage that
big before.
Except for the dancing garbage
that lives in the trash heap. It was a horrible statue, but
the execution was very good. I would give it 2 stars... One to cover each of the
nipples.
It's in a better place now.
[Cyber City - Music Shop] (121) Energetic music wafts from the
boxes. You are filled with the power
of musical bagels.
You are filled with the power
of silence.
Weird route You and Noelle were filled with
power. Yo! How's it hangin'? We're making some extra
money by selling in the city! We gotta make those
bucks somehow!! Heheh!! Gotta buy new gear!!
Gotta get new kicks!!
I wanna be a car. Good thinkin', K_K! Gotta
have a way to get around!
Honk! Honk!
K_K's always got it right!
That's why he's
second-in-command! ... who's first?
Huh? I'm not the leader?
Can I be third?
Weird route (It's a box.) What'll it be, chief?
I got CD Bagels, $80 a pop! BuyLeaveTalk Weird route (It's a box.) Did you like the big statue?
Building it sucked!
Took a lot of scrap. The other job we did was
way better!
It was big. It's gonna blow your mind!
It was big.
Weird route (It's a box filled with bagels.
Take one?)

TakeDo Not (There aren't any bagels left
in the box.) I came to support the rebels,
but they aren't here. ... Not really sure how I would
support them, though.
I don't really want to eat
bagels.
(122) Welcome to Cyber Shoes II! Free samples!! Would you like
one!?

TakeDon't Spamton? ... No idea who you're
talking about. This is the HOTTEST tea shop!
HOT HOT HOT!! 50% off! For $100, Choose your OWN
flavor!!

BuyNo (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was BounceBlade.) (The chest is empty.) (It's a mannequin with a dress
on it.)
(It's a mannequin.) (Put the LoadedDisk inside?)

YesNo Clothing Store SALE! SALE! We're selling this for 75% off!
Only 300 Dark Dollars!

BuyDon't Buy Buy! Buy! Buy! We're sold out!
Buy!
Spamton? ... We don't talk
about that around here.
(123) (Knock, knock, knock) You found the only knockable
door in the city. This here is my pride and
joy...
(124) NoelleLooks like another
electric wall. Huh? This hole has a
switch inside of it... Maybe we could try to
put something inside...? What do you think, Kris?
Weird route NoelleL... Look, Kris! Another
puzzle! H... How should we solve
it this time? (-)
Let's solve
it together!Proceed (It's a hole for mice to come
from.)
(The hole is empty.) (It's a hole for mice to enter
into.)
(There are mice inside
scampering pleasingly.) (It's a citizen's duty to
properly rotate and release
mice using the traffic signs.) [Z]: Engage and Disengage.
[Left] [Right]: Rotate.
[Down]: Release. NoelleI... I wish they
wouldn't jump out at me
like that!
Noelle(How many more times am
I gonna get hit by
mice...?) NoelleKris! You did it! We
should be able to... ... huh? The forcefield's still
up. D-did we miss something?
H-hello?
NoelleKris, I can't believe
you made those mice-- Huh? I... I guess landing on
the switch turned off
the forcefield... Let's go, Kris. NoelleWh-why do those mice
keep attacking me?! What do I look like, the
girl from the
Nutcracker? (-)They like youYesUnknown Noelle(Y'know, I'm pretty sure
I know how to solve
this.) (Just, I d-don't think I
can do it myself...)
NoelleI wonder what we did
wrong... The forcefield
is still up. NoelleKris, wait a second! (An invasive species of puzzle
has taken over the room.) (For some strange reason, a
giant toilet-shaped toilet is
blocking the way.)
(125) NoelleKris... You aren't going to
touch that cheese, are
you? (-)I am going
to touch the
cheeseI do not
touch the
cheese (The cheese was destroyed in
the heat of battle.) (Feels like you lost sight of
what was important.) NoelleI... I never want to see
cheese ever again... NoelleKRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!
............ (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was CD Bagel.) (The chest is empty.)
[Cyber City - Mouse Alley] (126) NoelleIt's a dead end...? Hmm... the switch didn't
seem to work? Kris!! The platform's
falling!! H-help me!!
Weird route NoelleI'll... go ahead and do
the puzzle! (-)Isn't it a good thing? I'm solving things by myself.
Taking new things for myself.
Defeating enemies by myself. And every time I do it... I'm getting stronger. ... what did I do when we got
that ring? ... when I solved
that puzzle? ... It... It doesn't matter. It
doesn't matter if I can't
remember. It doesn't matter if the
battles are blurring together. If Kris tells me to do it... I can do things I could never
do before. Isn't it a good thing? ... I'm getting stronger. ... As long as I... just do what
they say. As long as I... NoelleAll finished, Kris.
Should we find some more
enemies? NoelleKris!! What are you
doing!! You made me -- H... huh? S-sorry, Kris, you just
saved me, didn't you...? Th... this one's
falling, too! Kris, whatever you just
did, keep doing it!! BerdlyAhh, Kris. Stuck on this
puzzle, I see? I thought I heard Noelle
calling for help, but... I get what that sound
was now. Kris. Your brain must be
crying. Poor, sweet, Noelle.
Where could she be now. Stuck on a puzzle just
like this one, no doubt. If only I was there to
do it for her. She's but a powerless
doe without my help...Noelle(Powerless!?) BerdlyThough being alone might
be better than being
with you! Kris, you would only get
in the way! After all, you can't
understand Noelle like I
can. Yes, you may have been
her lifelong neighbor.
But. I am a maestro of
emotional intelligence. I can read her feelings
like a strategy guide. Which, I have NEVER
needed by the way! You may see her as the
simpleton girl next
door.NoelleSIMPLETON? BerdlyBut the reality. Is that
she is. A lovestruck girl with
her heart on her sleeve.Noelle... H-huh? Berdly? BerdlyAnd... Kris... The
target of her
affection... May be surprising to
you.NoelleBERDLY??? BERDLY KNOWS??? BerdlyIt's... Truly sad. Such
love... May never fruit.Noelle... BerdlyBut still, I have to
support her, Kris. She's my friend.NoelleBerdly... BerdlyAlso, my only worthy
opponent at racing
games.NoelleWHY THAT!? (Is that really what
you're gonna end it
on!?) BerdlyWhat. How did you... HOW DID YOU SOLVE THAT?? Even a broken clock is
right once a day. And Kris, if anyone
asks... I solved the puzzle!! It's not fair for YOU to
get extra credit for a
fluke!! Get it!? Let NO ONE
think otherwise!
ESPECIALLY Susie! You KNOW she'd just...
lord it over me! NoelleGosh. ... Y'know, I don't
think I'm afraid of mice
anymore. Actually, I think they
might be kind of...
cute? Anyways, let's keep
going. (-)(Noelle is now immune to mice.)
NoelleKRIS!!!!!!! Gosh, you're lucky Dess
isn't here! Otherwise YOU'D be
facedown in a mousepile! ... S... sorry, I didn't
mean to get so mad. Sure... okay, we can try
again. (The room has been razed by an
invasive species of puzzle.)
(127) (You dug through the trash...) (You dug through the trash...) (You dug through the trash...) Weird route (It's a manhole. There's a
ladder leading inside.) (Enter it?)

YesNo
[Cyber City - Second Alleyway] (128) NoelleUh-uh oh-- BerdlyNoelle!? What are you
doing with Kris!? NoelleUm, I... um... I... I... We... have a truce...? BerdlyA... truce!? With...
Kris? Hahaha!! That's
impossible! That would be double
trucies. NoelleHuh? BerdlyWorry not, my dearest
Noelle. I know what you really
want to say. NoelleYou.... you do? BerdlyGoing along with all
this... You feel... forced,
don't you? It's why you're not with
Queen right now. NoelleBerdly... you get it? BerdlyYes!! I do!! Kris is FORCING you to
be on THEIR side!! Kidnapper!! Kris, our
truce... is OVER!!! Noelle!! This may hurt,
but it's to help you!! NoelleW-wait, just listen to
me---!!!
Weird route BerdlyNoelle! There you are! Just in time! We can
both go back to Queen
and-- ... Noelle? NoelleKris, it looks like
another enemy. Should I freeze them? BerdlyN... Noelle? Noelle, it's me, don't
you recognize me!? Noelle...!?!? B... Berdly!? BerdlyNoelle, are you okay...? What... what are you
doing with Kris? NoelleI'm just, we're just... ... Getting... stronger. BerdlyGetting stronger... how?
Kris, what are you
doing!? (-)

ProceedI'm
protecting
her from you! BerdlyD-damn it! NoelleBerdly, are you okay...? Kris, maybe we should
have gone easier on
him... BerdlyGo easier!? Ha! Haha!
Hahaha! The only one going easy
mode, was me! NoelleYou look... Exhausted. BerdlyI'm only tired of
HOLDING BACK MY TRUE
POWER! Ah, Noelle. It'd be too
simple to save you now. Kris! Go ahead and train
your strength values. Try hard, and maybe
someday you'll be a
worthy rival. Heh! Sometimes I can't
believe how cool I am... After defeating Berdly, a
certain scent hangs in the
air... You are filled with the power
of chicken nuggets. Weird route (It's hard to see into the
ice.)
(129) QueenNoeeeeelle Honey Where
Are You Noelle(Oh no, here she
comes...) QueenNoelle Come Home I Made
You A Battery Acid Pie Oh, Kris Perfect Timing Have You Seen -- BerdlyOh my Luxurious
Quuuueeeeeenn!! QueenOh My Circuits Kris Get
In The Car BerdlyMy Queen!! Where are
you!! I've baked you a Gamer's
Delight!! Hmm... she's not here... QueenThat Was Close Kris Who Is Your Friend My Face Recognition
Software Does Not
Compute Them .... And Yet Something About Them
Seems Cool Robotic Even Noelle(...) QueenKris We Must Drive To
Find Noelle Everyone Get In The Car Kris Press Directions To
Steer Kris Don't Hit The Cars! QueenNext Up Is My CD Of
Vintage Hard Disk Noises Noelle(Kris, please hurry...) QueenGet In Kris We Have To Drive To
Find Noelle Turn On The High Beams When She Sees The Queen
Signal She Will Come
Running NoelleW... Why do you... need
to find Noelle so badly? QueenWhat Are You Saying This
City Is Dangerous Imagine Poor Noelle
Clipping Into A Wall
Somewhere Wasting Away From
Potassium Deficiency NoelleY... you're actually
worried about her? QueenI Would Be If I Wasn't
Going To Find Her Noelle... B... but why her? Wait, let me guess... is
it because... She's weak enough to
make into your peon? QueenHaha No Just The Opposite It's Because She's
Strong NoelleH... huh? What do you-- QueenKris Stop The Car NoelleWhat's... wrong with it? QueenPhew I Was Just Concerned
Because It Hadn't
Exploded Yet Looks Like We'll Have To
Split Up On Foot ... Kris If You See Noelle Tell Her My Knowledge Of
Her Preferences Is
Absolute And If She Needs Proof Use This (-)(Queen's Mixtape was thrown
into your KEY ITEMS.) QueenToodles NoellePh... phew... ... Somehow, I feel like...
we're almost out of
here. Let's go, Kris!
(130) (Buy Queen Clean! The most
popular cleaning flavors!) (Queen Clean! Made of 100%
acid!) HEY EVERY !! IT'S
ME!!! EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE
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On A Late Night?]] ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Abandoned
you for the slime]] YOU ARE? SALES, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]]
[[Drain]]?? LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE
CAN??? WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Specil
Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts]]
LIKE YOU!! IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of
Your Life]] THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY
THE [[Silly Strings]] WHY BE THE [[Little Sponge]]
WHO HATES ITS [[$4.99]] LIFE WHEN YOU CAN BE A [[BIG SHOT!!!]] [[BIG SHOT!!!!]] [[BIG SHOT!!!!!]] THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR
CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!! AND I HAVE JUST. THE THING. YOU NEED. THAT'S [[Hyperlink Blocked]]. YOU WANT IT.
YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]],
DON'T YOU. WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR
YOU!! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME. YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]]. YOU'RE LIGHT neR< AREN'T YOU? YOU'VE GOT THE [[LIGHT.]]
WHY DON'T YOU
[[Show it off?]] HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!! NOW ON TO THE NEXT STEP... I'LL BE WAITING AT MY
[[Home-made Storefront Site]] IN THE [[Trash Area Closed For
Repairs.]] COME... ALONE. AND DON'T... FORGET! TO [[Like and Subscribe]] FOR
MORE [[Hyperlink Blocked.]] HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!
HEY!!! DIDN'T YOU EVER HEAR THE
PHRASE,
[Make Money, Not War]! HOW'S AN INNOCENT [Guy] LIKE ME
SUPPOSED TO [Rip People Off] WHEN KIDS LIKE YOU ARE [Beating
People Up], [Spitting] IN THEIR EYES,
THROWING SAND IN THEIR [Face], [Stomping] ON THEIR TOES,
YANKING THEIR [Noses] AND NOT EVEN GIVING THEM A
SINGLE CENT FOR IT!? (It's a dumpster. Looks like
there's a pillow inside.) (The poster is torn, revealing
a faded one underneath.) BIG SHOT AUTOS! TAKE A RIDE
AROUND TOWN IN OUR SPECIAL (The rest is cut off.)
(It's a torn poster.)
(131) NoelleGosh, that was close,
wasn't it, Kris...? This... Strange world...
this big city... It's so wild... It kind
of makes my head spin. ...? Looks like another
puzzle... Maybe if I go... down...
here? (It appears to be some kind of
forcefield.) ...when I said this city makes
my head spin... I didn't mean in a bad way...
you know? I always wanted to go someplace
new, you know? ... And Dess... always told me
she'd take me. Somewhere like this. Somewhere with shining lights. ... don't you miss exploring,
Kris? Back when the four of us were
kids? Gosh, remember that night we
explored the forest behind the
graveyard? Ha, I know we never found
anything interesting back
there... I mostly remember... Crying
because I was scared. But for some reason I feel...
nostalgic thinking about it. Dess wiping away my tears with
Azzy's jacket... With warm sleeves that smelled
like cinnamon. I guess I didn't mind being
scared if it meant... Someone would comfort me. Noelle(Sigh...) (Kris is the only one
who knows how weird I
am.) (It's not fair,
y'know!?) (Everyone knows how
weird YOU are.
Fahahaha.)
(132) (It's a ball throwing game.
Prizes are seated under the
counter.) NoelleO-oh no, she's coming
back this way!! I'll hide in that stall! QueenHey Check This Out Sweet Right Where's My Prize NoelleOh! Um... H-here! QueenHa Ha Nice Wait I Actually Don't
Want This SusieHahaha, how was THAT!? RalseiHaha, Susie! You're not
supposed to ATTACK
people with it! SusieOh yeah!? Watch me!!! RalseiKris!!!!! There you
are!!! SusieKris!! Check out my new
attack!! (-)(You felt slightly healed.) SusieHeh, how's that!? Meet
the new healing master,
Kris! RalseiOh. Yes. She is a
real... "master" at it,
Kris. SusieGod, teaching you
sarcasm was a mistake. RalseiHahahahaha! ... Oh, Kris...? What's
that you have there? Is that a... gift for
someone? (-)Give to
RalseiGive to NoelleGive to
SusieGive to Berdly Susie... Hey, Noelle. One
thing we gotta get
straight. NoelleY-y-y-yes? SusieWhere the hell'd you put
that cool box? NoelleUmm, I... I just sort
of... I... SusieWhatever. Just make us
another one. Noelle... um... o-okay, sure!
(It's a ball throwing game.) RalseiIsn't that where we came
from? SusieYeah, there isn't any
cotton candy left so...
Noelle(How did Kris end up
being the leader...?)
[Cyber City - Heights] (133) RalseiLook Kris! Another
teacup ride! But there's only 3
seats... Noelle(M-maybe two of us
could... sh-share one?) SusieDamn, guess we gotta
take the stairs.
(Deer and teacups... a
dangerous combination.)
(There doesn't seem to be a
reason to ride this.)
(You all jumped into one
teacup.) (You heard a clicking sound.)
SusieHell no, like we're
doing that again. (It appears to be some kind of
forcefield.) NoelleWait, I know! Umm, to
turn off that force
field... You just stay standing
on this switch! SusieHuh. Well, see ya later.Noelle(W-wait, what did I volunteer for?) Noelle(Kris, don't take too
long, okay?) (The treasure of air. Where
three are one, place one to
three.) Noelle(W... wait for me!)
NoelleSo, umm... why were you
all... riding a teacup
together? SusieUgh. Balloons. NoelleBalloons? SusieTrust me... you dodged a
bullet. NoelleUmm... okay!
(134) SusieWait a sec... Where's
Noelle? NoelleS-sorry, I... I'd just
never seen fireworks up
close before... SusieThose bullets? What, you
scared? NoelleUh... umm... I guess
so... (Maybe that's... why I
couldn't stop
watching...?) (The cheese was destroyed in
the heat of battle.) (Feels like you lost sight of
what was important.)
(135) (You don't have enough mice to
fill up the hole.)
(You put the mice in the hole.)
(It's full of mice.) (The hole is silent.) Susie20 more!? Damn, we're
gonna be here forever! NoelleM... maybe if we... um,
split up the work? SusieHuh? NoelleI'll release the mice... Susie will break the
balloons when they reach
the top... And Kris, you catch
them! Umm, if that's ok. Ready...? Go! SusieHell yeah! Take that,
you stupid mice! RalseiIt's nice seeing you
enjoy a puzzle, Susie. SusieWell. Maybe they aren't
awful if you do 'em like
that. ... not bad, Noelle.
That was kinda smart. NoelleH-Huh? Th... thanks... SusieHeh, maybe next time
I'll let you do my
homework. Noelle(Can I?) SusieHey, the hell are you
doing with our mice?! We worked on getting
those together!
NoelleI think we're done with
the mice for now, Kris. (You put the bucket in the
hole.)
(It's full of bucket.) SusieWhat are you doing? The
path is open!
(136) RalseiLook!! We're finally
close to the Fountain! It's Queen's mansion!! NoelleH-huh!? W-wait, why did
we come here!? QueenKris You Brought Noelle
Right To Me (I Knew Our Truce Was
The Best) But Unfortunately That Means Trucies Are
Over Noelle Get Over Here NoelleBut I... I... QueenNoelle I Will Only Say It One
Time Infinitely Get Over Here Get Over
Here Get Over Here Get
Over Here Get Over Here NoelleI... I... QueenNoelle Are You:
Hesitating Let Me If-Then This For
You How About: IF You Don't
Listen THEN A Certain Bird Might
Take A Ride In The Acid
River NoelleB... Berdly!? (...) (I... I'm sorry... Kris,
Susie... I...) (I wish I could have
stayed with you longer,
but...) (I... I can't let Berdly
get hurt, y'know?) Susie... QueenDon't Be Sad Noelle
Honey All That Remains Is The
Final Step BerdlyMy splendorious Queen!
There you are! Phew! I looked in every
used game store for you! Oh, Noelle. Are you
okay? You look a little
funny. QueenOkay Plan B BerdlyH-huh!? What are you doing!? QueenI See Now Her Will Must
Be Unleashed By Force Perhaps If I Make Her
Face Into A Robot
One...? BerdlyB-but... you said you
wouldn't do that if I... QueenVariable Lying Set To
True BerdlyWe were going to be
smart together!!! That's
not fair!!! QueenUnderstood Fairness Activated SusieH-HEY!!! QueenGood Thing I Calibrated
Those Cages BerdlyYou... you said I could
trust you!! You said you were a
GAMER!!! QueenBerdly I Only Play Mobile Games BerdlyNOOOOOOOO!!!!!! QueenOne Of You Is Going To
Help Me With My Plan And It's Going To Be
Noelle The Rest Of You Go To Your Rooms RalseiWh... What are you going
to do with me? QueenOh Damn You're Still Here I Only Made Four Cages
Ha Ha Ha I Literally Don't Know
Ha Ha Ha Ha
Weird route RalseiLooks like we finally
found the fountain... SusieYeah, but where the hell
is Kris...? Kris! Where the hell were
you!? RalseiWe were searching
everywhere for you... Even Susie was worried! SusieHuh!? No I wasn't! Just, y'know, tell us if
you're gonna... ... Hey... Kris, you, uh,
ok? You look kinda... RalseiAww Kris, if you're
hurt, Susie can heal
you! SusieYeah, that's right! I'm
a healing master now,
Kris! I'm even better than
Ralsei, so... If, uh, you hurt
yourself or something,
then... RalseiYou could try doing a
hug like I did earlier! SusieSHUT UP AND LET'S JUST
GO ALREADY! Weird route (It's closed.)
(137) Noelle(S... Susie...!! She's
right there...!!) (But I... I can't get
the courage to say
anything...) (...?) (Who's that person she's
with, anyway...?) (It looks kind of
like...) (Ahhh, they're looking
over here! Let's go!!)
Noelle(Let's get out of here!)
Susie... hey Kris, ever think
about using these cones? Ralsei... using them? SusieFor ice cream.
(138) Hey, got any way to deal with
crushing, existential dread? Asking for a friend. A friend that looks, and
sounds, exactly like me.
They're talking about me!!!
(139) Noelle(Queen... She says she
wants me to be happy,
but...) (Why would I want to eat
a casserole made of
wires?) (And why can't I...
Just... Refuse?) (Sometimes I feel
like...) (Kris and Dad are the
only ones I can say no
to...)
(It's a poster for Queen Clean
brand cleaning agent.) ("I Don't Know What This Does")
Weird route Noelle... (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was Pink Ribbon.) (The chest is empty.)
(141) Well, there is a man here. He might be happy to see you. What do you think?

YesNo
(142) You found the [Moss]! Noelle(I guess marimos and
stuff are kind of
cute...?) (... What the heck am I
saying?)
(Moss. There's not enough to
eat.)
Weird route (It's some moss...) (It's a dumpster... seems like
there's a pillow inside.)
Weird route LOOKING FOR [Irresistable
Deals] THAT WILL [Blow Your
Mind!?] WELL [Shut Your Mouth] BECAUSE
YOU ARE [A Weakling!] TRY A LITTLE [Friday Night Work
Out]... THEN I'LL SHOW YOU MY THEN I'LL SHOW YOU MY LEFT.
GET STRONGER!
[Angel], [Angel] ARE YOU LOOKING FOR THE [Ring]
of [Thorns]?

YesNo DON'T WORRY! FOR OUR [No Money
Back Guaranttee] THIS IS [One Purchase] YOU WILL
[Regret] FOR THE REST OF YOUR
LIFE! (The room between... There is a
room between.)
(150) QueenHow Do You Like Your New
Room Units As You Can See They Are
Perfectly Suited To Your
Interests (Which I Gleaned From
Your Internet Search
Results) I Estimate You Will Have
No Desire To Leave Please Tantilize
Yourself With Your
Surroundings And Wait Patiently While
I Dominate The World Toodles SusieK... Kris!? Hey!! Can
you hear me!? Looks like there's some
way to communicate
between rooms. QueenConvenient Isn't It I
Really Thought Of
Everything SusieShut up!! Anyway, let's think of
some way to get out of
here!! Ralsei, you got any
bright ideas...? ... Hey... where the hell's
Ralsei!? Damn, that
soft-yet-tender
screaming - Kris, that's gotta be
him!! Quick, we gotta think of
some way to get out!! Anything you smuggled in
that might help us!? SusieHey, Kris... do you hear
something...? Sounds like it's coming
from your... pocket? Your phone going off or
something?
SusieHey, Kris... uh... Does your phone usually,
uh... yell...?
SusieHey, Kris, pick up your
damn phone. Isn't it with your KEYs
or whatever? LancerMissed me??? Because I missed you!!
Ha ha ha!! SusieLancer!? That you!? I
thought you ditched us! LancerNo!! I love ditches but
I would never ditch
you!! I was simply relaxing in
Kris's spacious Pants
Hole. SusieUhh, "pocket." LancerYes!! And I saw it all!! Pants. Lint. Various
Items. A wild Mom put you in
some Shock Cages. SusieHahah, yeah. We're
trapped, so, uh... Hey, wait didja see us
on the roller coaster!? LancerYes!!! It was amazing!!
My first coaster ride!!! Ha ha!! I love getting
nauseous with friends!! SusieHey you should probably,
uh, free us. LancerOh right!! Yes!! You can always rely on a
friendly Me... To make you free!!! Haha!! I have no idea
how to use this!! "Request... new item for
room"?? That sounds
good. Item request: Shovel. Quantity: Let's say...
999. Hoho!! It worked!! Let's go, blue person
whose name I know! (It's a calendar with college
vacation circled.) (From search query: summer
vacation college when.) (It's Jongler's Book on
Jongleing And Other Tricks) (From search query: how to use
magic) (It's a jelly in the shape of
various knives.) (From search query: sharpest
kitchen knife jello) (It's dozens and dozens of bath
bombs.) (From search query: diy bath
bomb) (It seems to have been
overloaded by shovel requests.) (This is known as a Dozens and
Dozens of Shovels attack.) (Use the communication device?)

YesNo (You considered dropping bath
bombs inside, but there's no
time.) (It's a VHS explaining how to
install video game piano.) (From search query: video game
piano tutorial) (It's two pixellized Toriels
playing the piano.) (From search query: video game
piano tutoriel)
(151) (It's a vacuum-powered book.) (From search query: LOSERS!!!!
THIS LIBRARBY SUCKS!!!!) (It's a painted egg... It's
warm.) (From search query: can harboil
eggs hatch) (Susie's talk tube thing. Looks
a bit bigger for her larger
head.)
SusieHey Kris, if you blasted
flames down this horn
thing... You think it would torch
the other side?Ralsei(Why are you using that face now?) (Susie's computer.)
(Doesn't seem compatible with
the skateboard game.)
SusieLook, I know what you're
thinking. And NO, the skateboard
game doesn't work on
this. (Seems to be a somewhat
glitched out hologram.) (From search query:
FJFIrejirioEUEUROEI4378789) (It's a skateboarding game but
the AI is cheating. It's
impossible to win.) (From search query: cool
skateboard game online CHEAT) (It's a copy of an online
skateboarding game.) (From search query: cool
skatebord game online)
[Queen's Mansion - Guest Hall] (152) SusieKris, hey!!! Man... Lancer...! You're
the best, dude!! C'mon, Noelle and Ralsei
are waiting!! LancerYes...! Let's put the
pedal on the medal!! Cough... cough* Susie...? Hey, Lancer, you ok,
dude? LancerI... I'm fine! Just...
very... Cold... SusieH... hey, what the
hell!? Lancer... SusieHey, are you OK,
dude...? Here, lemme
heal you...! Lancer... th-thanks, Susie...
but... SusieD... darn, it's not
strong enough, huh... Quick, Kris, let's find
Ralsei! Maybe he can
heal him! BerdlyWait!!! WAIT!!! Y-you two aren't going
to leave without ME, are
you!? SusieUhhh... yeah we are. BerdlyBut Noelle - my damsel
in distress - she must
be... ... in distress! And if
I cannot help her,
then...! SusieOkay FINE you can come
if you shut up. You have escaped from your
second personalized room of the
day. You are filled with the power
of vacation homes. (Seems like the room is
overflowing with shovels.) (And, you don't have anything
to dig through them with...)
(There's no way to dig out of
this mess.) (The nameplate reads BURGHLEY I
MEAN BERDLY. Peek inside?)

YesNo (The nameplate reads CATTY'S
ROOM. Peek inside?)

YesNo (The nameplate reads
JOCKINGTON'S ROOM. Peek
inside?)

YesNo (The nameplate reads ASRIEL'S
ROOM. Peek inside?)

YesNo This mansion used to be a
luxurious home for upper class
citizens. Your room? It belonged to a
prestigious big shot...
Sadly, his name has been erased
from the records...
Spamton? This used to be his
room... Though it's not like he used
it, after a while. Eventually, he just spent all
his time in the basement...
praying.
When things went downhill, he
became obsessed with that
artifact. Maybe he thought it would give
him another big break? Did you enjoy your room? There was a mint under your
electric cage...
Don't make a mistake, this is
not a hotel.
(153) SusieLooks like a puzzle. ... think, uh, YOU can
do it, Kris? BerdlyCalm your skinless,
boneless, thighs
everyone. I'LL think of a
solution! Susie(Kris, just ignore him.) I'll just be over here
where I can't hear you. BerdlyAnd I'll be here, away
from your IQ-debuffing
aura! BerdlyAh, Kris. Still stumped
by this simple - ah -
diversion? Well, put your neurons
back in the crayon box,
Kris. I can already feel the
solution welling up in
my brain cavity. "Eureka!" Is what I will say. Now
go.
BerdlyAh, Kris. Don't distract
me while I'm deep in
thought. If only I could Alt+Tab
away from you in real
life... (These Darkbulbs will cast a
bright shadow on the ground.) (Fill in the space with dark to
unlock the way.)
(The other 2 puzzle rooms have
been removed unceremoniously by
a giant hand.) (We ask our guests for their
understanding and kinda hope
they weren't in there.) LancerIf only Lesser Dad was
here to help! He's a regular Puzzle
Pagliacci! SusieUh, you mean like, a
genius? LancerNo, he's more like a sad
clown.
SusieHurry up, Kris. I don't
wanna look at Berdly. SusieYeah!! We got it!! BerdlyWh... What!? Hey, wait a
second -- How'd you... How'd you
solve it without me!? SusieHahaha!! Kris figured it
out before you!!
Jealous? BerdlyWell I... I knew the answer, I
just wanted to see Kris
try, first! It's called SUSPENSE,
Susan!! DRAMATIC,
suspense!! SusieThen YOU do the next
one. BerdlyFine! WATCH me!! Susie(Also my name's not
Susan?) This puzzle... I think I got it
on the download... I just need to datamine the
answers from the console... The answer's in the code... (All he's managed to do is get
a child's toy to play a beep
version of nursery rhyme music)
(154) BerdlyHa. Child's play.
Couldn't you give me a
harder one? For example, if anyone
had a 4x4 Puzzle Cube... SusieJust tell us the
solution. BerdlyWell, hahah - ah, you
see - First, you You align the shadows...
with the lines on the
floor. SusieAlright. What do we move
first. BerdlyUm... SusieKris, just do the
puzzle. BerdlyJ...Just give me a
moment!! It's not like Kris could
even solve it anyway!! SusieWhat a bird-brain,
right, Lancer? LancerHoho! Yeah! All of his
body parts are bird
ones! SusieLancer, tell Kris our
sick scheme. LancerSo... when we make track
jackets... I'm making his a
different color! Hoho!
(cough)
SusieAlright, we had our
laughs. Hurry up, Kris. Lancer's getting...
weak.LancerI'm as brittle as a biscuit! (This puzzle is for staff only!
Guests, please head back to
your rooms.) BerdlyKris, leave the controls
alone! If you get sweat on the
controls, it's, It's going to eat up my
inputs! So just, let me solve
this! SusieWhoops, looks like Kris
got it again! BerdlyH-huh!? W... wait!! Wait
just a second!! You can't have -- You just got lucky! It's
just trial and error! The brute force method!
Ha! A caveman could do
it! Except cavemen died OUT,
because they're STUPID! I'M solving the next
one, so -- Just STAY HERE until I'm
done!! Susie... Yeah, like we're gonna
wait that long.
(155) BerdlyWhat are you two doing
here!? This one's MINE! It'll be over in a
second, so why don't you
just, Relax in your mind
palace, Which PROBABLY doesn't
even have anything in
it! ... I just need to figure
out... why... The shapes don't go
together... Susie... Oh. Hey. You just gotta fill the
whole square thing,
right? What if you just...
piled them all in the
corners. LancerLike digging a really
wide hole. BerdlyWh... what!? SusieKris, wanna try? SusieC'mon, Kris! Just cover
up the whole square
thing! BerdlyQUIET!! No HINTS!! This
is BIRD to HUMAN! That means NO SUSIES,
AND NO -- Uhh, who is that guy? LancerI'm Lancer! Pull my
tongue and I'll say
several phrases! Such as "ow," "ouch,"
"aaaah,"BerdlyI DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!
SusieHurry up. Lancer's
getting pale. Lancer(cough) But I like
pails! (Staff! If you're stuck, please
don't call for help.) (No one can hear you. Not in
this beloved death trap of a
mansion...) BerdlyK-Kris... you... Kris, YOU know how
skilled I am at puzzles,
right!? Tell her!! TELL HER
about the puzzle I
solved! Th-then... we can... how
about we... Have her go in the other
room, and, solve it,
together?
BerdlyFine! G... Go ahead and
listen to SUSIE, Kris! SUSIE! Are you hearing
that?! Y-you... You'll be a
laughingstock, do you
realize that, Kris!? BerdlyKris! Stop taunting me
with that appealing blue
shape! Y-You're just lucky this
isn't online, or...
or... ... or you wouldn't be
able to taunt!! BerdlyS-SUSIE's idea worked!?
There's... there's no
way!! It's a computer bug!!
It's a glitch!! You're cheating!! J...
just like when you
w-wavedash! SusieHAHAHA!! How's it taste,
idiot!? Man, I'm gonna relish
this FOREVER! All those times you
acted so high and
mighty... Well, guess what? You're
not!! Face it! You're just as
big a dumbass as the
rest of us!! Hahahaha!! Berdly... fine. I admit it. I.... I'm not that
smart. I never was. THERE, are you happy!? I... I... I just... I used to be a
forgettable little
bluebird. No one even remembered
my name. Then... one day, came
the spelling bee Noelle
and I studied for. When it came down to the
two of us... She got nervous and
couldn't speak. She lost. And I won. That was when I tasted
it. The praise. The glory!
The... SUPERIORITY!! The addictive POWER of
being... SMART!! Since then, year after
year, I've been number 1
in the class. ... but it's only
because Noelle helps me
study. She's... the real smart
kid. But everyone's
expectations for ME are
so high now.. What am I going to do
once I go somewhere
without her...? That's... why I wanted
to make a new world. For
us. A world where we'll
ALWAYS be number 1 and
number 2!!! But... I was so wrapped
up in that, I got
tricked by Queen. And now... Noelle is
going to suffer because
of it. Maybe I did just like
being superior. Maybe I am... just... an
idiot. LancerDon't cry,
chicken-nugget-man. All of us are idiots,
too. BerdlyHuh...? Susie... I mean, like, I
dunno about everyone
else, but... Whether you're the smart
kid or not. We couldn't care less. Screw up as much as you
want, honestly. It's not like our
opinion of you can get
much wo- BerdlySusie!! Susie... you... you'd...
accept me...? Even if
I'm... dumb? SusieUh... y... yeah? It's like when your
sister gets cursed in
Dragon Blazers 2. Even if her stats suck,
she's still your party
member. BerdlyS... Susie!? A REAL
Dragon Blazers 2
reference...? ... Susie... You're not only kind,
but a true gamer as
well. Perhaps I...
underestimated you. BerdlyBut worry not!! I have
decided!!!SusieDON'T SAY THAT NOW!!! BerdlyI will turn over a new
leaf from now on... And FIGHT! For the
side... OF IGNORANCE!!! SusieWE'RE NOT TELLING YOU TO
BE STUPID!!! LancerJust, sometimes it's OK
to make mistakes!! BerdlyHahaha - and make
mistakes, I will!!! Onward!! SusieUgh, why couldn't Ralsei
be here to teach the
moral lesson!?
(156) This downstairs table will be
for our special guests. There's a dinner party on the
2nd floor for everyone else.
Combined, we have enough seats
for everyone in the world. Everything here is tailored for
you... right?
Ralsei, good luck. Although you only joined us for
minutes, we'll miss you. SusieTh... that screaming...
Ralsei...!? RalseiU-umm, you don't have to
scream... ... Just because you
like my outfit! O-oh!! Kris, Susie!!
Umm, how may I serve
you...? SusieThe hell are you doing!? RalseiUmm, Queen didn't have a
room for me, so...
err... She made me into one of
her butlers, instead... SusieWhatever!! Ralsei! Can
you heal Lancer!? RalseiO-oh! LancerHaha... it's... cold... Ralsei... Susie... ... I'm afraid... This is
something I can't heal. SusieWh-what? RalseiLancer is... SusieLancer!? Lancer,
hey...!! RalseiYou see, each Dark
Fountain creates a
different "world." A "world" whose Darkners
reflect the will of its
fountain. But, though those
Darkners can exist in
their own worlds... They might not "belong"
if they go to another
one. Susie... so can we help him!? RalseiYes. There is a way. Castle Town's Grand
Fountain is made of pure
darkness. As long as it stays
flowing, any Darkner can
live there. So... if we bring Lancer
back to school, he'll be
OK again. Susie... So we just need to
get out of here, huh? RalseiRight. Susie... alright. Lancer, we'll be back
for you, buddy... (-)Your friend... If we defeat
Queen, we can save him? SusieUh, yeah. BerdlyWith me out of the way,
Queen... ... is going to force
Noelle to do her
bidding. And if Noelle doesn't
want to... ... She might make her
face into a robot one. Susie... BerdlySusie... Could you... assist me
in saving Noelle? Susie... huh...? M-me? BerdlyI... just can't do it by
myself. But if you can help
me... I have a plan. SusieA plan? BerdlyI remember from Queen's
tour of this place... There's a secret
shortcut on the third
floor. While Kris is
distracting Queen, Susie will take the
shortcut to reach
Noelle, And transfer her to me
on the roof. From there, I'll bring
her to a safe hiding
spot... And together, we can all
defeat Queen! Susie... Alright, sure. We'll
give it a shot. BerdlyHaha! Most excellent!!
Then... See you on the roof,
fellow agent! SusieAlright, let's go! ... would you take that
off already!? RalseiS-sorry! (He seems to be well-taken care
of.)
[Queen's Mansion - Entrance] (157) Looking at these legs fills you
with a certain power. (It's a door.)
(Where will you go?) MansionTrash ZoneCyber FieldCancel Weird route (It's a lone doorframe.)
(But for some reason, you can't
see through it...) (It's a cybernetic bookshelf.) (There is a book here about
shortcuts that open up later.) Weird route SusieHuh...? Isn't this... Uhh, that guy from
before? Why is there a statue of
him? RalseiIt's... not a statue,
Susie. SusieHuh? RalseiYou see, each Dark
Fountain creates a
different "world." A "world" whose Darkners
reflect the will of its
fountain. But, though those
Darkners can exist in
their own worlds... They might not "belong"
if they go to another
one. SusieHuh... So if we just bring him
back to the castle
town... ... Do we, uh, have to do
that? RalseiUmm, yes. SusieWhatever. Weird route (It's a familiar-looking
statue.) Weird route It's terrible... The butlers
are all trapped in the cafe... Queen is nowhere to be found,
and... With no one to defend it, a
strange force has taken over
the mansion! Weird route (It appears to be some kind of
forcefield.)
(158) QueenI See You Have: Escaped
From Your Room Units Who Can Blame You For
Wanting To See My
Glorious Mansion You Won't Want To Take
Your Eyes Off This
Beautiful Art SusieWe're not here to look
at your stupid pictures! QueenOh It Was Not A
Recommendation I Was Just Warning You
LMAO (You found a ReviveMint!) (There's nothing here.)
(159) QueenNow I Know You Are All
Loving My Mansion But We Have A Few Rules
Around Here You Have To
Follow One Wipe Your Shoes Two Have Fun Three Respect The
Pottery Four Have Fun Five List Entry
Duplication Error
(160) Please do not race the pottery. SusieHeh, not bad, Kris!
(161) (The painting is labelled
"Task".)
(The painting is empty.) (The painting is labelled
"Timberly".)
(The painting is labelled
"Tasq".)
(The painting is labelled
"Tasc".)
Just in time for your
appointment. Would you assist in organizing
these paintings?

YesNo
(162) (It appears to be some kind of
forcefield.) (Seems like a mouse-induced
traffic jam.)
(163) I'm the hacker. I got the
feeling there's a secret
backdoor in this room... but... Where could it be...?
Hmmmmmmmmm....
I'm retiring from hacking the
main frame. I decided to use my powers for
the good of society. I'm going to reverse engineer
the code to Super SMashing
Fighters. So I can put my favorite
cartoon characters into the
game.
Hacking is hard work. Whoof. I
need to drink a jpeg of water. (He's using the app that lets
you drink water from your
phone.) (You became lost in the
craftsmanship.) (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was ChainMail.) (The chest is empty.) (A secret switch...!) (You heard something opening.)
(164) It has a lock that seems
impossible to open.
(Kris used the KEYGEN.) RalseiKris...? You want us to
stay here...? Susie... Sure, whatever. Me n' Ralsei'll have fun
without you. C'mon, Susie!! Give me my
glasses back!! SusieOooh, look at me, I'm a
big dweeb that loves
homework!! RalseiC... C'mon... Susie... Fine, take them back!! RalseiThank you! Oh, Kris! Everything OK? SusieWhatever, let's go. Weird route (It's locked.) Weird route WOAH!!! YOU SAUCY LITTLE
[Sponge] YOU! DON'T BARGE IN WHEN A MAN IS
[ch4nging Forms]! ... WAIT! WAIT [ONE 2nd]! IS
THAT MY [Esteem Custom3r]?! THANKS TO YOU AND THAT LIL
[Hochi Mama] I AM LIVING [Big]! SOON I'LL HAVE EVERY[One] IN
THIS CITY EATING RIGHT OUT OF
MY [$!$!]! HA HA HA! I SURE HOPE NO ONE
SEALS THE [Fountain] AROUND
NOW. HA HA HA! I SURE HOPE. I SURE
HOPE.
KID! I'M BUSY BECOMING [God].
GO PLAY [Minecrap] OR
SOMETHING! IT'S NOT MY JOB TO BE SOME
KIDS' [Extra Boss]!
(169) Susie... Hey so... are we
seriously... NOT gonna talk about any
of that? That was god damn weird. Puppets... strings...
hands... What the hell does any
of that mean? And the way he just...
broke. RalseiI... don't think it
meant anything, Susie. It seems like it was
just a corrupted
program. He turned into our ally,
so let's just accept it. Susie... (Kris... you've got
goosebumps.) (... you ok?) (-)

YesNo
[Queen's Mansion - Basement] (171) (It appears to be some kind of
forcefield.)
(172) The door rattles but doesn't
open.
(174) (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was 1 Dark Dollars.) (1 Dark Dollars was added to
your MONEY HOLE.)
(The chest is empty.)
(175) (Sounds like a forcefield
powering down.)
(Nothing happened.)
(176) HOLY [[Cungadero]] DO I FEEL
GOOD ... HERE I AM!! KRIS!! BIG BIG, [[BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER]] HA HA HA ... THIS POWER IS FREEDOM. I WON'T HAVE TO BE
JUST A PUPPET
ANY MORE!!!! ... OR... so... I... thought. WHAT ARE THESE STRINGS!?
WHY AM I NOT [BIG] ENOUGH!?
It's still DARK... SO DARK! KRIS. KRIS.
KRIS.
KRIS. THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU.
I NEED YOU. TO BE BIG.
WITH ME. VERY VERY BIG SO BIG WE'LL STAND UP TALL AND
SEE PAST THE DARK STAND UP WITH OUR HEADS IN THE
CLOUDS AND LOOK INTO H E A V E N I
JUST NEED
THAT LITTLE, [[SOUL]]
Y O U HAVE SusieKris! The hell was that
weirdo!? RalseiKris, we were worried
about you, so... (-)KRIS!!! YOU HAVE [Friends]!? WHY DON'T YOU TELL THEM ABOUT
MY [3 for One Specil]! TODAY, THE WHOLE FAMILY CAN
TAKE A LITTLE [Ride Around
Town]... [Attention Customers! Clean up
on Aisle 3!] SOMEONE LEFT [There] SOULS,
[Lyeing Around......] Kris!?!? WAS THAT A [BIG SHOT]
JUST NOW!? WOW!!!
I'M SO [Proud] OF YOU, I COULD
[Killed] YOU! [Heaven], are you WATCHING? IT'S TIME TO MAKE A VERY
[Specil] DEAL...
(177) It seems after all I couldn't
be anything more than a simple
puppet. But you three... You're strong. With a power like that... Maybe you three can break your
own strings. Let me become your strength. (You got ShadowCrystal.) (You got Dealmaker/PuppetScarf.)
(178) There's nothing interesting. There's something shining
inside the old machine... take
it?

YesNo (...)
(There's a slot for a disk
here.) (Insert the LoadedDisk?)

YesNo (You tapped the mechanism.) (... Nothing happened.) (You shook the mechanism.) (You hit it.) (You kicked it.) (...) (Nothing happened.)
(179) (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was Dealmaker.) (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was PuppetScarf.) (The chest is empty.)
(180) Welcome to the 2F Dinner Party
Section A. Please help yourself to
anybody's food.
Normally I'm terrified of mice,
but it's OK because that one is
wearing a wig. Psst... Hey, it's me, the
Hacker. No one figured it out
but it's me. Keep it on the download. This guy keeps telling everyone
at the party he's a hacker. I don't know what to do with
this information.
There's supposed to be another
guest here, but they're late. They called and said something
about blue checkmarks... Yes! Yes! Queen is right!
Send error report!
Send error report! Couldn't agree more!
Send error report!
Send error report! I am Mousemillian. I stand
leagues and inches above all
the other mice. Only Nubert remains above me
still...

(What have you done!?) (You gave the other mice $21
during that puzzle!) (At this rate, EVERY mouse is
going to be wearing a wig...) Nubert's movin' up in the
world.
(181) Left: Shortcut to 1F (Room has been closed due to
kitchen vermin.)
(Room has been closed due to
haters.) Weird route (Closed.)
(183) Oh me, oh my! The kitchen is
infested with... vermin!!! I knew we should have properly
finished dumping all the cheese
in that alleyway!
Queen's making us prepare a
massive feast for her upcoming
guests. ... I wonder if people can
really eat platters, though. (Ouch, ouch) M-m-mouse!! And it's n-not wearing a wig!!
Thanks for the help. We'll open
up the EAST dining hall now.
(185) (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was Glowshard.) (The chest is empty.)
[Queen's Mansion - 3F] (187) (There's a book here about
preventing backtracking.) BerdlyKris, Susan... Glad to
see you arrive
unwounded. Now, let us hasten! Through here is a secret
passageway to the roof! There, we can
enrescue-fy Lady Noelle. SusieUhh, okay. Let's go, Kris. BerdlyOh, Kris. Kris is... Kris! You and your
lackey distract Queen! Let's go, Susie! Just
the two of us! Haha! SusieFine, whatever! RalseiKris, do you think of me
as your lackey...? (-)

Of courseOf course not Susie has gone into a book hole
with Berdly. You are filled with the power
of book holes. (There's a book here about
secret passageway
construction.) When are they gonna be done in
there?
(188) The KNIGHT created the
FOUNTAIN, and this WORLD. It might be even more powerful
than Queen. ... for now.
The QUEEN has been very
interested in this video
recently. Where the KNIGHT creates the
Fountain by its own hand... Well, it's that and Cyber
City's Funniest Home Videos.
We are often forced to star in
those videos. This is today's dinner
entertainment. I've heard it's called "The
Birth of a Fountain." What an elegant name.
How elegantly quixotic! (It's a video of someone
creating a strange pillar of
smoke.) (There's so much smoke, it's
hard to tell who it is.)
(189) (The statue of Berdly is wedged
in the toilet.) (You glanced back at the
bathroom door sign.) (The sign has a silhouette of a
Berdly statue.) (Everything checks out.)
(No problem here.)
(190) RalseiA... A giant lake of
acid!? QueenOh You Mean The Free
Pool You Will Learn To Love
It Like Family RalseiWhy do you have this!? QueenIt Is My Mansion's
Energy Source And Fun To
Drink Bye Ha Ha Ha Ralsei... How... should we pass
this!? (It appears to be some kind of
forcefield.) RalseiI suppose... this...
works. Haha.
(The lever is stuck.)
(Pulling this lever releases a
swan boat.) (You thought about releasing a
ton of swans to clog the
river...)
Ralsei(Aww, are they
reminiscing about our
ride...?) RalseiNow, we have to think of
some way to distract
Queen... QueenOhhh Wow I'm So
Distracted Right Now RalseiWhat are these... Little
houses? QueenJust Tropical Villas For
My Guests Isn't That
Thoughtful Ralsei... How would anybody
fit inside? QueenShrink From The Acid Kris Get The Banana RalseiKr... Kris isn't going
to do what you say!
(191) RalseiH-huh? There's something
blocking the way... Maybe we can find some
way to get rid of
this...? (Looks like a certain bird is
having a ride on the acid
river.)
RalseiLet's go, Kris! RalseiA giant hand... Sure would be nice to be
pet by something like
that!
(192) RalseiKris... hey, Kris. ... is it s-strange to
say... It's nice spending time
alone with you like
this...? (-)
I feel
the sameIt's strange Victory RouxlsAh.... Ahh, ha ha ha...! So thou hast
triumphed... Tie RouxlsAh.... Ahh, ha ha ha...! So we hath an EQUAL
number of houses! I suppose thou THINKETH,
that MEANSETH... Thou have matched my
Abilitiese! Ralsei(What abilities?) Defeat RouxlsFinally, I've WON!!
GEHAHAHAHA!! How doth it feeleth,
WORMS!? To be bestedeth, by the
Beste? To be laid LOWE, by the
Duke of Puzzles?! Ahaha... HAHAHAHAHA!!! RalseiEr, um... So, um, what happens
now? RouxlsWhat? RalseiUmm, you had more
houses... so... What... does that even
do? RouxlsHahaha! Gladeth thou
asked! RalseiYou don't have any plan,
do you. RouxlsSHUTTETH YON UPPETH! And BEHOLD... My TRUETH
POWER!!!
Violence RouxlsSo thou hath beateneth
The Crappeth out of Me. I supposest that means
thou thinkest thoust
hath Won? RalseiUmm... morally, no.
Physically... yes. RouxlsWell shivereth my
timbereth, you little
Bimbo! For in a battle of TRUE
Powere, Rouxls... shall
RULE! (Looks like it's completed its
migration.) I was fishing for lost pottery
in the acid when I found this
photo. Please take a look.
[Queen's Mansion - Acid Tunnel] (193) Ralsei... Kris... ... Are you wondering
how Susie is doing right
now? (-)

WonderingDon't care RalseiSo that's why... SusieGeronimo!! Heh, miss me? RalseiOf course not!! (Just kidding! That was
sarcasm! I missed you!!) SusieMan, we gotta work on
your delivery. Anyway, let's go! Everyone is together, but the
wind blows coldly... You are filled with a certain
power. Oh boy, oh boy! Looks like
you're almost at the END... Did you RECRUIT everyone...?
You might wanna check!
You didn't RECRUIT me.
But I'll be in your TOWN...
(194) Weird route SusieH... huh? Hey, it says this is
Noelle's room! Kris, let's go in and
save her! And uh, y'know, teach
her not to get in our
way. ... Kris? Fine, I'll do it myself! RalseiKris... Don't you wonder... how
they're doing in there? Umm, I said, don't you
wonder... ... how Noelle and Susie
are doing? Y-you're right, Kris, it
has only been 30
seconds... (I'll wait a minute
first...) SusieAlright let's go! RalseiH-huh? What!? W-wait --
wait!? Wait, we were supposed
to -- SusieHey, let's go! RalseiW-wait! Wait, Susie! What, um, happened in
there? SusieWhat do you mean what
happened? RalseiU-umm... in there, with
Noelle! SusieNothin. RalseiN... Nothing? Nothing at
all? SusieJust told her everything
is a dream. Now she's feeling
better. Ralsei... anything else? SusieNo and let's go. Psst... I'll tell you
later, Kris.RalseiHEY! (Oh well, as long as
Susie's happy... right?)
[Queen's Mansion - 4F] (196) SusieThere she is! Queen!!!! Stop right
there!!! QueenAh My Sweet Idiot
Children You Are Just In Time To
Witness My World
Domination With Noelle In My
Possession It Is Only A Matter Of
Time Before Her Will
Turns And She Unleashes Her
Power Blanketing The World In
-- SusieToo late, dumbass! Noelle's with Berdly! QueenOh Then Who This RalseiB... Berdly!? But he's
been... QueenIntercepted My Control Plugs Are Now
Suitable For Teenagers Now The Whole Family Can
Enjoy Eternal Servitude (Sort Of Regal Mostly
Cruel Laughter) SusieWait, then... where's
Noelle!?? Queen(Laughter Becomes More
Cruel) Oh I Wonder (I Actually
Know The Answer) SusieEnough already! QueenOh Dear I Do Sincerely Quite
Like You Two It Will Be A Shame To
Force You To Serve Me An Enjoyable Shame BerdlyQueen...! You may have mastered
the number three... But can you stand up
against FOUR of us!? QueenRunning Simulation For:
The Number Four ... Hmm You Are Definitely Going
To Kick: My Ass Unless Oh No What That BerdlyW-wait! Wait one
nanosecond! You... you
cowardette! You... you... Alas... SusieB-Berdly!? BerdlyHaha, just now, was
nothing more than simple
bravado... The truth is, that
wire... Already absorbed all of
my succulent energy
juices. SusieBerdly!! Hey!! Hey,
Berdly!! Are you OK!? BerdlyEverything... getting
dark... (Only...) (Only a kiss from a
beautiful gamer girl can
save me now...) SusieBerdly... What? Like, get you're, like,
losing consciousness and
stuff, but, Could you speak up? BerdlyUmm, aha, s-sorry,
suddenly I... I... I'm
feeling a bit better! SusieHey, that's a relief! Well, uh, gotta hurry
and save Noelle, so...
later. BerdlyAhh, dear Susan. So
enigmatic in her ways. But I can read her
heart, Kris. Like a
health meter. And it's beeping... for
love. Haha! Well enough tales
Kris. Good luck. May the smarts... NOT be
with you. RalseiOkay.
QueenOh Dear It Seems Someone Sipped Up All Of
My Shield Power SusieIn other words... Nothing's stopping us
from beating you up now,
huh? QueenWell Not Nothing Mr. Birdy Here Still Has
Maximum HP So Unless You Want Your
Dear Friend To Get Hurt I Recommend Letting Him Hurt You
Instead (-)You... won't... control...
me... QueenWhat What Are You Doing (-)Taking... off... this... plug! QueenStop-- Stop That At Once Your
Arm Will-- STOP!!! SusieBerdly... what the hell,
man!? Your arm is...
That was stupid...! BerdlyYes... It was, wasn't
it...?SusieIT'S NOT PRAISE!! BerdlyKris. Susie. I can't do
much with a fried
wing... Please... promise.
You'll save Noelle. RalseiWe... we promise! BerdlyKris, your deep concern
for me... is dextrose. But stay sanguine, my
fellow bluebird. I'll find some way to
help you yet!
BerdlyKris... such insistence.
Sorry but, I must turn
you down. I've chosen Susan's
route, in the VN of
life...
BerdlyAhh, Susan. Returned to
feast upon my sprightly
visage? SusieWhat? You look awful. Berdly(Ah, such dere... is
tsun, to my ears.)
SusieWhat the hell are you
saying? Berdly(How about a kiss, for
luck?) SusieStop mumbling! Berdly(A kiss for me, to
change RNG?)
(197) The Knight The Roaring Knight... Today, It Deigned To Create
This World Reaching Its Long Hand To The
Sky It Coursed Its Will Into Its
Blade And Made Thrusting The Fountain From The
Earth ... Unfortunately The World They
Created Is Trapped Within The Confines
Of The Library If Only We Had A Way To Make
More Darkness We Might Be Able To Cover The
Whole World ... That Is When I Realized This Power... This Power Of The
Will This Power Of Determination... Is This Not Something That All
Lightners Possess...? If One Was Simply Determined Enough Could Not Anyone Make A Dark
Fountain? So Then If The Knight Has Taken Its
Leave Then I Will Simply... Make A New One Weird route RalseiKris, the Fountain is
right over there! Weird route ...
QueenAmazing So I Can Turn
Your Castle Into My
Mansion? Ralsei(W-Wait, that's not what
I'm saying...) Weird route Susie... ... Uh, hey. Hey, wait. You don't have to... I
mean... Uh, it doesn't have to
be... goodbye, you know? QueenError: I Have No Idea
What You're Talking
About SusieWe... have our own Dark
World. You can stay there, you
know? Who knows, maybe someday
you'll even... Get to meet Noelle
again? QueenReally SusieUhh, maybe? QueenFatal Exception "Sweet"
In Oh Hell Yeah.EXE Susie I Knew You Were A
Nice Girl SusieHey, uhh, I'm just... Kris, go seal the
fountain! I... ... I'm gonna go... see
Noelle before you do. RalseiUmm, Kris, I'll tell
Queen about our town! QueenKris I Look Forward To
Being Your Wacky
Roommate Weird route RalseiKris, the Fountain is
waiting for you!
(198) Noelle Darling Honey Sweetie Gravy Take... The Pin... I Gave You And... Stab The Earth Creating... Our New... Supreme
Empire NoelleI... I... (-)What's... Wrong... Noelle? I Know It Would... Make You...
Happy Or... Should I, With The Last
1% Of My Battery... Crush Susie Into 8... Bits? NoelleLeave... Leave Susie ALONE!! You think listening to
YOU makes me happy!? No! I'll never be happy! Not
if I'm controlled by
you! Why can't you understand
that!? (-)... ... ... Noelle... Perhaps My Computations Were Miscalibrated Noelle... (-)Noelle Disregard... Me... And... With Your Own Power Choose The World... That Makes
You Happy Noelle... Queen? Q-Queen! Queen, are you okay...? RalseiSeems she ran out of
battery power. Guess we can seal the
fountain now, right
everybody? Everybody? NoelleQueen... she said... "Choose the world that
makes you happy..." I... don't want to live
in a world ruled by her. ... but, if that wasn't
the case... I wonder if this
world... wouldn't be so
bad? RalseiHuh? Noelle... Susie, don't you
think so too...? SusieI... uh, Now that you mention
it... Kris, isn't this world
just... BETTER? We make so many...
friends here. Y'know? NoelleI've never... had an
adventure like this
before. SusieWith axes... and
battles... and magic. NoelleWhere everything can be
healed with a little
spell. SusieAnd no matter what
happens... No one tells us what to
do! NoelleGosh, yeah! S-so, even if things
were really scary just
now... ... I mean... BerdlySo is there any reason
not to...? NoelleNot that I can think of. SusieMe neither. BerdlyThen, Noelle... let THIS
be my real apology! Concentrating my will
into this blade... I will make a new
Fountain... And unleash a bright
future! A future that shines for
US! A future whose
brightness... is born
from DARKNESS! RalseiSTOP! What... In the world are you all
doing? BerdlyWell, we thought we
would just RalseiStop. BerdlyI mean - RalseiStop! Do you realize what will
happen if you do that? BerdlyI... we'll... just... RalseiYou'll bring the
Roaring. QueenOh Damn I Did Not Know
That RalseiYou... didn't!? But your whole plan was
to -- QueenI'm Just A Computer LMAO
I Don't Know Everything I Was Just Guessing
Based Off The Knight's
Actions Why The Heck (Hell)
Would I Want To End The
World NoelleW... well, that's a
relief! BerdlyUhh... ummm... I'm
sorry. I... I... After everything, I just
caused trouble for you
again, Noelle. QueenThat's Okay Berdly I
UnderstandI Thought About It While Charging My Battery You Cannot Calculate
Other People's Feelings BerdlyYou... you understand
how I feel? QueenNot Really LMAO I Just
Don't Want Noelle To Be
Sad NoelleHaha, well... I'm
glad... you two kind of
get it now. BerdlyGuess we all... made a
pretty sweet team in the
end. QueenNo We Freaking Didn't? SusieCAN YOU LET GO OF US
NOW!? QueenOh Yeah NoelleS... Susie!! SusieHey, you stood up to
Queen. Not half bad. NoelleR... really? SusieUh, yeah. ... just, guess you
gotta wake up soon, huh? NoelleH-huh? (Everything got so
intense, I forgot it was
a dream...) Then... I just hope... I get to have more
dreams like this. Susie... Hey, Noelle, when you
wake up... um... Well, I just wanted to
say... uhh... QueenWell Then I Suppose It
Is Time For You All To
Exit Running Program...
Tender Goodbye.EXE I Will Miss Each Of You Noelle, Your Un-needed
Honesty Susie, Your Foolish
Bravery Kris, Your Chill Vibes ... B...Burghley? RalseiIt doesn't have to be
goodbye, Queen! Kris can take you back
to our Castle Town! You and all our recruits
can live there! QueenOh Deleting Tender
Goodbye.EXE SusieAlright! Time to do what
we came here for... Noelle... SusieHey, Noelle. ... If you see the real
Susie, just... Just know that maybe,
she's... Look, she doesn't have a
tail, OK!? NoelleHahaha, okay! I got it!!SusieIt's not a secret!! (Let's just go, Kris!!!)
[Queen's Mansion - Rooftop] (199) Weird route (It's a machine that sells
pre-fountain refreshments.)
(1 bagel is $120. Buy?)

YesNo
(200) Weird route (It was as if your very SOUL was
glowing...) NOT!!! LET ME SAY LET ME SAY [Thanks ] THANKS TO YOUR [Total Jackass
stunts] I HAVE [Becomed] NEO. AND NOW IT'S MY [Mansion]! MY
[City]! MY [World]! SO WHY ARE YOU [Stealing] THE
[Fountain]!? TO [$!$!] ME OVER RIGHT AT THE
[Good part]!? WHAT ARE YOU, A
[Gameshow Host]!? AH, KID, FORGET IT. I'M AN
[HonestMan]. I'LL LET YOU [Pay] YOUR WAY OUT
OF THIS ONE!! [Pay]... WITH YOUR [Rapidly-Shrinking]
LIFE!!!
(201) Susie(What... the hell am I
supposed to do, uh,
here.) (Damn, Kris would know
what to do!) (-)

Point and
hearts come outEat Moss Susie(...Actually, uh, maybe
Kris wouldn't know what
to do...) Noelle... SusieSo, uh... Ferris wheels,
huh. Kinda makes you wonder
what car they were built
for. Noelle(It's... it's different
than riding one with
Kris...) Susie... the hell's wrong,
you scared of heights? NoelleNo! No, I... I love
heights! Haha! Susie... You're, uh, shaking. NoelleWell, um, maybe, I'm a
little scared, but...
I... To be honest, I... I
actually like... scary
things. Susie... what do you mean? NoelleWhen we were little, me
and my sister would stay
up... And go past our bedtime
watching horror movies. At first I cried, but
now... it's like...
watching them... Makes me feel...
comforted...? SusieComforted?I guess I do like slime and blood... NoelleIt's scary, but I can
just turn it off, right? Now it's mostly...
people, that are scary.
Haha. Susie... You can just say you
mean me. NoelleHaha... umm... well... I
guess y-you too, but... But that's... what's...
NICE about you, y'know? SusieNice!? The hell does
that mean??? NoelleYou're the... good kind
of scary. You aren't afraid to...
break the rules, y'know? ... I wish I could do
crazy stuff like you. Susie... (-)
Do something
nutsDo something
crazy SusieSo, um... If YOU could do
something crazy right
now, What would you do? NoelleU-umm... Well, I... I... I'd... I'd jump out the
window! SusieHuh? NoelleIt's a dream, right? I'd grow big angel
wings, And fly as far as I can,
gazing back at it all... The skyline shining like
Holiday lights. Susie... that's kinda...
beautiful? Wait, you wouldn't
seriously jump out,
would you!? NoelleHahaha!! No promises! ... Susie...? What do YOU think
looking out there? SusieM... me? Umm... (-)
Say something
romanticSay something
cool SusieUh... seeing everything
small, makes me feel
like, um... If I was Susiezilla or
something, I could wreck
the whole city. NoelleHahahaha!!! Susie!! SusieHeh, what!? Noelle... is being Susiezilla
something you think
about a lot? SusieUhhh, like, (-)

LieLie SusieNo I just made it up
now. Noelle... does your tail
always do that when you
lie? SusieH... hey!! Don't look at
that!! I don't have a tail!!
It's part of your
dream!! NoelleOh, right. S... sorry. Guess I'll just have to
check in real life, too. SusieH-Hey!!! Don't!!! NoelleHahaha!! Susie?
Everything OK? SusieLOOK, I just, uhhh - I just don't like people
knowing about, it. NoelleUmm, well... I think it's... a nice
tail. Susie... whatever. Noelle(It's wagging...) Susie... you stopped shaking. NoelleGuess I got comfortable. Susie... ... me too.
(202) SusieWell, that wasn't too
bad. NoelleY... yeah. ... sigh. Susie...? NoelleIf only I could dream
like this every day... SusieMaybe... It... doesn't have to be
a dream. Y'know? NoelleSusie...? SusieMaybe... maybe someday
we could... BerdlyNoelle! My lady!! The
Cavalry has arrived to
rescue you!! Noelle(Oh, the good part of
the dream is over.) SusieIt's fine!!! Berdly's
gonna help!! We're
allies!! BerdlyYes!! Don't worry,
Noelle!! I'm stupid
now!! Noelle... Susie(He's good!!!) Look, I gotta go save
the day now, alright? NoelleH... huh!? Umm... good
luck, Susie!! SusieAlright, nugget boy.
it's up to you now. BerdlyLeave it to me, my dear
Susan. SusieYeah, whatever. May the
smarts be with you. BerdlyAh... she left before I
could... .... Noelle. It's hard to say
this. You've done so much for
me, and I... Noelle... I'm sorry. NoelleBerdly...? You're...
actually apologizing? ... Thank you. I... I
understand, you know? You've always... been
nice to me when it's
just the two of us. You just wanted to make
a happy world for me. I'm... glad you
realized, um... it
sucked. BerdlyOh. NoelleHuh? BerdlyI mean, YES, I WAS, in a
WAY, Apologizing for THAT,
but. I also wanted to
apologize. For leading you on. Noelle BerdlyI know you only always
helped me out because,
well... You had a crush on me,
so... NoelleWHAT? BerdlyO-oh, sorry! Please,
don't be embarrassed! It's understandable.
But, I... I have to tell
you I... I really value your
friendship, OK? So I... I... felt I had to
pretend to reciprocate
those feelings... NoelleWHAT? But I... I don't
-- I never -- BerdlyFurthermore, I think I
may have... Discovered someone else
for me. NoelleHUH???????????? BerdlyPlease don't be jealous. NoelleOF????????????????
??????????????? BerdlySusie NoelleWHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
(203) What a strange moon... It's like nothing I've ever
seen before. ... This world... ... I wish Dess could see this. Noelle.... Is somebody there? W-wait, what are you... H-Hey, you can't capture
someone who's already
captured!! S... Susie!? You... you saved me...? SusieDon't get used to it. NoelleUmm, OK, I... I
won't...! ... SusieCool moon. NoelleY... yeah. ... b-but it's weird,
isn't it? How did we get here...? No, what even is this
place...? SusieUhhh, it's uhhh.... (-)

Dark WorldEvil Queen's
Castle SusieUhhh... you're, uh...
just having a dream! NoelleH... huh...? Oh... Oh, that's right. Right... if YOU'RE here,
it must be a dream... Susie??????? NoelleI MEAN, the real Susie
probably wouldn't save
me, would she...? She... probably doesn't
care about me at all. SusieHuh? Why would you, uh...
think that? NoelleUmm, she doesn't care
about anybody. SusieWell, FAIR, but... Didja ever wonder why
Susie never... picked on
you? Noelle(sigh)... All the
time... SusieMAYBE it's 'cause, when
she first came to class. You lent her one of your
pencils, Like, a dumb, uh,
candycane-looking one or
something. And, even though it
DIDN'T actually taste
like candy, She, uh, remembered your
smile, and, uh... Decided to spare you.
Y'know. NoelleThat's, um... Really specific. SusieYeah, well, uh, Noelle... wait, did you say
you ATE the pencil!? SusieI MEAN, LOOK! ... Uh, hey, so, do you...
dream about me a lot? NoelleWELL, time for me to get
back to my project,
haha! Okay, Susie, hit me with
your ax and wake me up! SusieW-wait, no, I can't do
that! NoelleHuh? Why not? It's just
a dream, so... SusieUmm, I mean... Didn't you wanna...
uh... hang out some
more? Noelle... ... I GUESS Berdly can
wait a little longer. SusieAlright! Let's get out
of here then. All we gotta do is head
to the right over to
this... Uh... over here, on
this, uh... Heart. Covered. Ferris
Wheel. Noelle... Susie... What's the goddamn
holdup!? Get ON
already!! NoelleS-Sorry! SusieWoah, this statue rocks! Hey, Ralsei, can we take
this for my room? RalseiHuh? Umm... th-that
would be stealing... (-)(You stole the Susie-like
Statue...) (There are all sorts of clothes
inside.) Susie(... huh, never seen
Noelle wear anything
like this...?) (There are catalogues of search
results.) (Seems like most things
couldn't be made into
objects...) (From the search 'is ice e real
cryptid') (It's a cross between ICE-E and
something else...) SusieHey Kris, take this for
your room. RalseiUmm, that would be
stealing... (-)(You stole the ICE-E statue for
some reason.) (It's a calendar.) (Every page is the last month,
every day is the twenty-fifth.) (It's a bed. Go to sleep?)

YesNo (Noelle's bed.) (You retained the title of Bed
Inspector.) Susie(What the hell are you
doing?) (It's a wardrobe.)
(204) (This castle looks like it has
worn many seiges...)
(It seems that peace has
returned to the castle...) (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was ReviveDust.) (The chest is empty.)
(205) Thank you for your help. I had gone up there to do
a little house cleaning and got
stuck.
... ... I suppose we'll just have to
let it go this once.
(206) (Dear guests, please note our
mice WILL turn at every
crossing.) (Our vermin have been specially
hand-picked for higher turning.
Enjoy.) (The mice found $1.)
(You didn't get any.) (The mice found $20.)
(You didn't get any.) (Sounds like the bridge was
raised.)
(207) (Looks like the hand is out of
the way now...)
(Pulling the lever back would
undo the high-five.) (You can't undo a high-five.)
(208) SusieIt's locked... What's with this giant
empty room anyway!? QueenWelcome To My
Extravagant Dining
Bonanza Only One Of These
Delicious Platters Has
The Key I Am Sure Searching Will
Be An Addicting Game of
Chance SusieH-how the hell are we
gonna search all these!?
(The door is locked.) QueenERROR: Results: Key Not
Found Did You Mean: Give Up? SusieHey, there's something
under this one! Don't try to run away,
you little... HEY, WAIT A SEC! RalseiThere's the key!!! Now
we just have to-- It BROKE IT?!
(209) SusieHahah, was that awesome
or what?! RalseiUmm, maybe minus the
blatant destruction... Let's go, Kris! We're
almost at the third
floor!
(210) (The supreme table.) (You won't be able to use this
without the Throne of the
Gods...)
(227)
(228) When the LIGHT is
subsumed by SHADOW When the FOUNTAINS fill the sky All will fall into CHAOS. The TITANS will take
form from the FOUNTAINS And envelop
the land in devastation. The surviving Darkners,
crushed by the darkness Will slowly, one by one,
turn into statues... Leaving the Lightners
to fend for themselves Lost eternally in an
endless night... Is that your idea
of paradise?
Seam's Shop (229) Hee hee...
Welcome, travellers.
Take your time...
Ain't like it's
better spent. BuySellTalkExit What do
you like
to buy?
40$ - Dark CandyITEM
Star-shape
candy that
heals 40HP
70$ - DarkburgerITEM
Mysterious
hamburger
heals 70HP
100$ - Amber CardARMOR
Defensive
charm
200$ - SpookyswordWEAPON
Black-and
orange
100$ - CD BagelITEM
Music with
each bite
heals 80HP
Exit
Buy it for
$ ?YesNo What kind
of junk
you got?
Sell ItemsSell WeaponsSell ArmorSell Pocket ItemsReturn NothingThat's
nothing.
UnsellableY'think I
WANT that?
Sell it for
$ ?YesNo Hmm... So we are now in the
Castle Town. Well, now. It makes no
difference to me. As long as I stay in my shop,
these walls won't change. ... But. In a way, I suppose it's just a
little bit amusing to see you
again. I'm sure you three will have an
interesting journey. Me? I'll just be here offering
the same old junk. As you find stronger treasure,
I'm sure you'll have little
reason to return here. But if you have some time, I'll
offer you a biscuit and a hint!
The little prince has something
to show you in his castle. Well now, are you going to turn
down a royal invitation?
If I were you, I would head
home to the LIGHT WORLD. Of course, I'm not you. So, I'm
staying right here. By the by, I can't offer any
advice when you're not here... So I'm not sure my hints will
be much use after all! Ha ha!
Shadow Crystal 1 So we are here now, in a new
world. And right off the heels of
defeating that clown...
Incredible. ... Oh? What's that? It seems
like he gave something to you. That's right... You must not
have noticed it. That Crystal... It's nearly
invisible, but you've been
holding it this whole time. Here, I'll take it off your
hands and appraise it. ... Incredible! To think he had a
Shadow Crystal... Shadow Crystals, so called
because you can only see their
shadow. ... Call it a premonition, but I
get the feeling you may find
more of these... ... If you continue to defeat
strong adversaries like him,
that is. If you can gather more Shadow
Crystals, bring them here! I'm sure I can stitch together
something incredible for you...
If you can defeat more strong
adversaries, you may find more
Shadow Crystals. Try your best! It may be tough,
but I'm sure it will be worth
it!
Return There are many fresh faces in
town, I see. It warms this old fluff to see
such hope. I was even surprised to see the
Queen again. Same as ever... Well, aren't we
all.
Those young men have made an
interesting shop. They're leaving the bagel
business, so I have the rest of
their remaining stock. ... By the by, it's growing
late, isn't it? You should hurry home once you
finish your business here. You don't want to get caught
when the sun goes down...
... It seems that you didn't
get another Shadow Crystal. Hm. I understand. It's no small
feat to fight an opponent that
has one. ... Well then, forget it all. You're a Lightner. Don't take
your life, well, lightly!
Not all recruits Those three young musical men
are thinking about setting up a
shop here. I'm sure you'd appreciate
having an option other than me,
ha ha.
Shadow Crystal 2 ... What is that? It appears
you have a Shadow Crystal. ... Unfortunately, I believe that
you are missing one from your
previous adventures. ... But, are you sure? Are you sure
you didn't defeat that
clown...? Perhaps... You just haven't
remembered that you had yet. That's right, as long as you
ever defeated that enemy in the
past... Then perhaps, even now, that
Crystal might turn up somewhere
close... Perhaps! Well, what have we here! You
managed to find another Shadow
Crystal... Oh, is that so? That salesman
had found the crystal in the
old machine...? I wonder... if perhaps, long
ago, that old machine was very
important to someone. A certain Lightner, perhaps...
or maybe it's just a hunch.
Haha! At any rate, it's truly
unfortunate a Darkner decided
to steal that power... Or, is it fortunate? Because of
that, you found a new Crystal. Here, let me hold onto that for
you. Ha ha ha!
You have collected 2 Shadow
Crystals. But don't let down your guard.
I feel your next opponent may
be... hm. In reality, it may be
impossible to win. ... Unless you use the power of
the Shadow Mantle. Here, it may look like an old
scrap of cloth, but... ... eh? I can't find it. Did someone...
take it...? Hahaha! Well now, there goes
your one chance of victory!
You have collected 2 Shadow
Crystals. Unfortunately, without the
Shadow Mantle, at 2 you may
remain. Fate is approaching... and it
is not on your side. See you again...
Or not.
Ha ha ha ha...
Music Shop (230) Yo!
What's up?
Hey!
Don't forget to
buy something!
If you want!
Can I buy
something too?
Welcome to...
The Music Room!
We don't sell
anything!
Crash!
Bang!
Boom! BuySellTalkExit
Play MusicLancerTalkExit Take
your
pick!
100$ - CD BagelMusical food
with a
crunch
Heals 80HP
200$ - GlowWristARMOR
Made
of green wires
250$ - MechaSaberWEAPON
Press hilt
to extend
250$ - AutoAxeWEAPON
Make sure
to charge it
Exit
Buy it for
$ ?YesNo We'll
take
it for
you!
Sell ItemsSell WeaponsSell ArmorSell Pocket ItemsReturn NothingThat's
nothin!
UnsellableMaybe
better
keep
that.
Sell it for
$ ?YesNo Let's
trade
info! About yourselvesPerformanceAbout QueenJunk WorkExit Nice town, chief.
I think we're gonna like it
here!
Cool city. As thanks, you can listen to
all sorts of songs here. Don't think it'll be cheap,
though!
It's free.
What!? See ya!
Smell ya!
Hear ya! Good song.
Color Cafe (231) Welcome to Color
Cafe.
Let us warm your day.
Don't be blue.
We're here for you. BuySellTalkExit Our menu
is
specially
prepared.
200$ - ButJuiceITEM
Short for
ButlerJuice
+100HP
180$ - SpagettiCodeITEM
Spaghetti
woven by
master coders
Party +30HP
300$ - B.ShotBowtieARMOR
A handsome
bowtie.
1000$ - RoyalPinARMOR
Luxurious
brooch.
Exit
Buy it for
$ ?YesNo Queen...
Makes us
buy trash
for her.
Sell ItemsSell WeaponsSell ArmorSell Pocket ItemsReturn NothingBlack is
the color
of
sorrow.
UnsellableThere are
some things
we cannot
buy.
Sell it for
$ ?YesNo Chatting
would be
our
pleasure. About yourselfMission StatementRouxls KaardOutfitExit About yourselfMission StatementRouxls KaardBasementExit About yourselfMission StatementRouxls KaardBasement RobotExit Please come again.
We'll be waiting for you
with rose-tinted glasses...
Spamton's Shop (232) HEY EVERY !
IT'S ME, SPAMTON G.

SPAMTON!
HURRY UP AND BUY! BUYBUYMORE!!!TALKINGESCAPE DEALS SO
GOOD I'LL
[$!$$]
MYSELF!
KROMER - KeyGenKEYITEM
100%
CERTIFIED
WAREZ
KROMER - S.POTIONITEM
ITEM
AFFECTS HP
A LOT!
THE SMOOTH
TASTE OF
KROMER - "THE BIG ONE"CUT ANYTHING
2 PIECES!
CRIMINAL!
KROMER - BSHOT BOWTIEEXCLUSIVE
OFFICIAL
SPAMTON
RUN AWAY
TRANSMIT
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FIND IT!!
YOU'RE LEAVING!?
WHAT ABOUT MY DISK!?!?
GAME OVER (235) This is not
your fate...! Please,
don't give up! CONTINUEGIVE UP Come on,
that all you got!? Kris,
get up...!
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(262) LancerWow!! It's better than I
remember!!!!! I even have my own bed
now!!! Now I don't have to
sleep in a hole
anymore!!! RalseiI thought you... already
had a bed. LancerNo, that was for the
bike.
(It's a bikeless bed.) (It's a music player.)
(Listen to the contents?)

ListenDo Not (It's some kind of digging
implement.) (You found 20 Rupys in the
hole!) (Unfortunately, that's not a
useful currency here...) (It's a hole made
recreationally.) (It's a hole. Presumably dug
for fun.) (There's salsa buried in the
ground here.) SusieLancer, you aren't gonna
believe how sick my room
is! LancerA room as sick as you?!
Woah!! I want to see!! I'll keep digging holes
until I reach your
room!! SusieUhh, it's got a door,
y'know. LancerA door!? Wow, peachboy,
you went all out!!!
LancerI love that my floor is
full of holes!
Not all recruits SusieLancer!! Hey, Lancer!!
How you feeling!? Lancer(huff, puff...)
One-hundred percent, my
purplish pal! SusieUhh, you sure? You're
breathing kinda heavy. LancerHaha! Just a little
winded from jumping from
Kris's POCKET! Feel free to clown
around town. I'll be in
your ITEMs! SusieNo idea what you mean,
but, sure.
LancerSusie, Susie! Can you
carry me on your back
again? SusieHeh, sure! If you can
stay on when I'm at full
speed! LancerWow!! The Susie-train!!
Castle Town's most
exciting attraction!!! Ralsei... SusieYOU AND KRIS STOP
FORMING A LINE!!
Weird route LancerSusie, Susie! Can you
carry me on your back?
(264) Kris... It looks like we're
here again, huh... The Roaring Knight... Whatever they are,
they're making
these fountains... ... But... is that really
a bad thing...? Since they started
showing up, Everything's gotten a lot
more interesting,
hasn't it...? ... Well, we don't have to
think about that now... Kris, it's your turn. (It was as if your very SOUL was
glowing...)

Jigsaw Joe (52) Jigsaw Joe jigs in!
Jigsaw Joe looks vulnerable to
ACTING and SPARING on the same
turn.
Jigsaw Joe looks like he could
use a bedtime story. Boss! You can ACT
and SPARE on
the same turn! If you know Kris's
ACT will give an
enemy 1OO% mercy... SPARE them on
the same turn
with Susie
or Ralsei!
Boss!
You gotta ACT
and SPARE on
the same turn!
Boss! You're putting me
to SLEEP! I mean, you
AREN'T! Make me TIRED
and PACIFY me, boss!
Check Boss! Don't listen to
that! That's the wrong
ACT!! The wrong ACT!!
Shave Ah!! It's my
1 o'clock shadow!
Spare Ohhhh, boss,
you're sparing
me!? WAIT A SECOND!!!
I got something else
to remind you of! Boss! It works the
same with making
an enemy TIRED! If an ACT
will make an
enemy TIRED... Use Ralsei's PACIFY
right away!
Pacify You did it, Boss!
If you can manage to SPARE
enemies right away... Battles will go
a lot faster!
That's all! CheckShave CheckSleepyStory
Clover (Rematch) (47) Clover joins the stage!
Otherwise same as Chapter 1 How well
do you
know us?YOU KNOW
NOTHING,
IDIOT!Sorry
about
this...
Nice to
see you
again!This
time you
die!Please
ignore
them.
Nice
dojo
today.What?
It's just
awful!Please
stop, you
two... CheckTopicTopic(Long)
Werewire (33) Werewire appeared.
Werewire crackles
incomprehensibly.
The atmosphere is electric.
Werewire dusts sparks off its
shoulders.
Smells like ozone.
Werewire shuffles menacingly.
Pacified Werewire's wire is loose!
With Werewire Werewires swung in!
With Tasque & Virovirokun Smorgasbord 2.
Ch2 All Stars Round One! CheckJiggleJiggleThrowWire
Tasque (32) Tasque crossed your path!
Tasque is meowing to be
minimized.
Tasque cleans with a sawtooth
tongue.
Smells like plastic cartridge.
Tasque wags its tail in a sine
wave.
Tasque is batting a ball of
low-poly yarn.
Tasque is meowing to be
maximized.
Tired Tasque is beeping dangerously.
Pacified Tasque is emitting an 8-bit
purr.
With Tasque Tasques crossed your path!
With Tasques Tasques zoomed towards you!
With Werewire & Virovirokun Smorgasbord 2.
With Tasque & Virovirokun Tasque and Co. drew near!
Ch2 All Stars Round Three! meowowow
meowowow
meowowme
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meowowme
owowowow
meowowme
meowmeow
Petting owowowmememeowme
owmemeowowmemeow
owmeowmemeowmeow CheckPettingRoarSoftVoice
Arcade Machine Press [Z]
Or [X] If
You Dare DODGE with [Left]
or [Right]!
Press [Down]
to Duck!
YOU LOSE! GIVE UP?FIGHT AGAINRETIRE
Virovirokun (35) Virovirokun floated in!
Virovirokun is sweating
suspiciously.
Virovirokun is beeping a
criminal tune.
Virovirokun uses a text
document as a tissue.
Virovirokun is poking round
things with a spear.
Pacified Virovirokun looks healthy.
Tired Virovirokun looks extra sick.
With Werewire & Tasque Smorgasbord 2.
Noelle's first fight NoelleH-huh!? What's going
on!?
What are we doing!?
With Ambyu-Lance Virovirokun and Ambyu-lance are
fighting each other!
With Tasques Tasque and Co. drew near!
Ch2 All Stars Round Two! I've got a love
letter for you.
Happy new
year 1997!
I'm the fever,
I'm the chill.
Don't let
this bug ya!
Pacified Kindness is
contagious!
Just what the
doctor ordered!
TakeCareX Nice
With Ambyu-Lance This shrink's
out of control!
Ambyu-Lance defeated Yaha, I'm
home free! CheckTakeCareTakeCareX CheckTakeCareTakeCareX
Sweet Cap'n Cakes (37+38+39) Sweet Cap'n Cakes block your
way!
Sweet shimmies defiantly.
K_K is a CD player.
Cap'n spins his cap around.
Smells like music.
After Dance RalseiPerhaps if we can get
them all to dance, we
can win?
RalseiKris, just keep trying
to dance!
RalseiU-umm... Kris, maybe if
you... keep dancing?
SusieHey, is this really
working!? RalseiMaybe if Kris... um... Maybe if we tried
ballroom dancing
instead? SusieHey, why the hell do we
need Kris to ACT? RalseiB-because that's um,
Kris's unique talent,
so... SusieYou think I'm too stupid
to dance by myself!? (-)Susie learned S-Action! She can
ACT from her MAGIC menu! RalseiS-Susie, I-I don't think
you should... SusieHappy feet dumbass! (-)(Susie made Ralsei learn
R-Action even though he didn't
want to!) Ralsei(I... I'm sorry,
Kris!!!)
SusieK... Kris!? Hey, Kris! ...The hell do we do
now!? ...We can't ACT if Kris
is down! RalseiDon't worry, Susie! I'll
just heal them, and... Susie... hey, wait. Why can't
we ACT without Kris?
Nothing after Dance SusieThey stopped dancing! We need to do it again! Sweet Taste the rhythm,
prism!
Feel the beat,
feel the beatdown!
Get mixed,
get remixed!
Boom, du-boom,
du-boom,
Dance Hey, I love
this song!!
After Dance (Sweet snapped out of the
dance!) W-wait, I can't dance
with bad guys!!
K_K I like this song.
Can we dance?
Are we having fun?
Ring-a-ding-dong.
Dance Dance! Dance!
Everybody dance!
After Dance (K_K snapped out of the dance!) I forgot my next
dance move!
Other hurt Does anyone want
this milk I found?
Cap'n So did they pay
the venue fee?
Hey, don't touch
the hat.
Alright, alright.
Alright alright alright.
Isn't this mix...
schway?
Dance What, you wanna
see my moves?
After Dance (Cap'n snapped out of the
dance!) H-hey, I'm not gonna
dance with you!
S-Action Ah-ha, if it's
a madimoizel...
Sweet healing Cap'n (Stop being dramatic
and heal!!) Owww, my hat!! They
scuffed my hat!! CAPN's HP went up!
Sweet & K_K healing themselves Even if we're all beat, we... Can all drink from one milk. SWEET's and K_K's HP went up!
Sweet & Cap'n healing themselves Even if we're all beat, we... Can all drink from one milk. SWEET's and CAPN's HP went up!
K_K & Cap'n healing themselves Even if we're all beat, we... Can all drink from one milk. K_K's and CAPN's HP went up!
Cap'n healing Sweet I'm at my acoustic limit... Have a sip. SWEET's HP went up!
Cap'n healing K_K Mmm... I'm thirsty. (Don't ya mean
you're WOUNDED!?) K_K's HP went up!
All healing themselves Even if we're all beat, we... Can all drink from one milk. SWEET's and K_K's HP went up! CAPN's HP went up! CheckDanceDanceX CheckDance
Berdly (43) Berdly rides in!
Berdly gives the secret sign!
But Queen is busy with a
coloring book!
Berdly shows Queen his card
collection!
Queen escaped successfully.
Berdly asks Queen what snacks
they have at home!
Queen nods! She has earbuds in!
Berdly calls Queen for help!
But Queen is pretending to be
on the phone!
Berdly summons Queen!
Queen calls in sick!
Smells like fried chicken.
Damaged Berdly's coaster car thing
looks sick.
Hurt Berdly asks Queen for healing!
She says "You're Doing Great
Honey" Kris, I get why
you're getting in my
way! You're jealous,
aren't you!?
Kris, you're tired
of being the class
No.3, gazing distantly
at Noelle and I's
fruited figures...
So rather than ever
STUDYING, you'd enlist
SUSIE to take us down!
Kris... you are truly
depraved. Playing
in the mud with
the class hellion.
But Kris, I am
a kind and brave
hero! If you come
to our side... You may be a
slightly less
distant No. 3!
Haha... slightly.
Holy Halbird!
Grant me strength!
Partake, Kris! The
zephyr of punishment!
Look, Susie! The
closest you'll ever
get to an "A"!
Bump Ha! Go ahead, "bump"
me, you bumpbarians! I'll show you
"bumper cars" is a
game of INTELLECT,
not skill!
Bumped/Hurt What? My car
is breaking!? Fools! This is
Smart Smoke! It means
my car is getting
stronger!
End W-what...?
My coaster, it's...! CheckBumpBumpX
Poppup (31) Poppups popped up!
Poppup wants Do Taxes At 7:44
AM
Poppup wants Scary Noise
Poppup is begging you to click
on a broken link with puppy dog
eyes.
Poppup is preening its weird
rubbery flesh.
Smells like tropical candy.
Poppup wants Liimo Berry
Poppup wants PlayTime
Poppup wants its tongue to be
pressed in so it doesn't feel
hunger anymore
Poppup wants To Play With You
In The Mystical Island Of
Mysticisland
Poppup wants Randomized String
1
With Maus Poppup and Maus appeared
Pacified Poppup is popping with joy!
Tired Poppup feels like it's been put
upside down in a closet.
Ch2 All Stars Round Two! .....ASOBOH
......?
Click Here! Click Here!
Click Here! Click Here!
This application is only
supported by OS 2OOO.
...OTANJOBY..
OMEDETOH...?
GOKARMASHI
O INARY....?
Tired/Hurt ...NEMMUY...
Tired (from Avoid) NEED...
LOOK...
ME...
Block ...HAPPI... CheckClickBlock CheckClickBlockAvoid
Ambyu-Lance (30) Ambyu-Lance beeps towards you!
Ambyu-Lance is making siren
noises with its mouth.
Smells like isopropyl.
Ambyu-Lance is sucking up
coffee out of a tall glass.
Ambyu-Lance is comparing the
battle to a dentist visit.
Ambyu-Lance puts a clown nose
on to make you comfortable.
With Ambyu-Lance Ambyu-Lances beeped towards
you!
With Virovirokun Virovirokun and Ambyu-lance are
fighting each other!
Susie's first fight SusieHey Kris, lemme show you
my ultimate healing!
Ch2 All Stars Round Two! Wee-woo-wee-woo!
Where there's a wee,
there's a woo.
Did you take your
bullets today?
You'll need TWO
apples to stop ME!
Hospitality This girl is so sweet...
Let's give her free bullets!
Pacified All in a day's
work, wee-woo.
With Virovirokun Hey! Virus!
You've gotta pay!
SPELL/UltimatHeal (That's the worst
healing I've seen) (Is she charging
for that?)
Virovirokun defeated You showed that virus,
wee-woo!
Have some
free bullets! CheckHospitality CheckAvoidGetHit
Maus (34) Maus blocked the way!
Maus keeps running between your
feet.
Smells like wood shavings.
Maus is thinking about overly
elaborate machines.
Maus is clicking and squeaking.
Maus is keenly aware of the
fear it invokes.
Pacified Maus is squeaking cheerfully.
Tired Maus's clicking sounds more
like splat noises.
With Maus Maice blocked the way!
With Poppup Poppup and Maus appeared
Ch2 All Stars Round Three! (Tired of being
pushed around.)
(Left, right,
right, left...)
(You think you're
the big cheese?)
(Catch me, catch me!)
(Hee hee hee...)
Fear (I can't help it,
I'm a scary guy.)
Compliment (I can't help it,
I'm a cutey guy.)
Upgrade (I'll work with
who I have to.) CheckTrapOneFearTrapAll CheckTrapOneComplimentTrapAll CheckTrapOneUpgradeTrapAll
Berdly 2 (46) Berdly blocks the way!
Berdly thanks Noelle profusely.
Berdly laughs and goes to his
mind palace.
Smells like frozen chicken.
Berdly crushes his Smart
Scouter out of frustration.
Berdly preens condescendingly.
Berdly tries to entice Noelle
to his side by gyrating his
hips! Kris! I get it!
Your head's gotten big
from solving that puzzle
by DUMB LUCK!
So now you think
it's your chance to
usurp me at my weakest... By taking my most
precious thing... Noelle!
But guess what, Kris!
I have one or more things
you will NEVER have! Behold!!!
Comrades!!!
That's right, Kris!
Unlike YOU, I have a
LOVING TEAM behind me! And you'll never beat
US fighting alone! Kris... you're outmatched!
My team is rich in
natural resources! Intelligence, yes.
Smarts, yes.
Nipples, future YES.
No team My... my allies are gone?
Ha! They're probably just...
Helping Queen search for me! Sh... shut up, Kris! Shut up!
I don't care if you're not
saying anything!
Noelle, this might hurt,
but it's to save you! (Help.)
No team S-summon more guys!?
I... I don't need to do that! Just WAIT! The original
ones are gonna come
back any minute now!
WHY ARE
YOU HITTING
ME!? Don't worry,
it's part
of my
calculations!
Partake, Kris!
The Zephyr of
Punishment!
Holy Halbird!
Grant me strength!
See if you can
dodge this, Kris!
Weird route N-Noelle, look!
Kris is down! Now's your chance to
come back over here! ... N... Noelle? (I can...
still...
hear...
their voice...) CheckPlay DumbPlay Smart Weird route CheckGlareWake
Spamton (49) DON'T YOU WANNA BE A BIG SHOT?
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH
HAVING A NICE [Splurge] EVERY
ONCE IN A WHILE
There's nothing wrong.
There's NOTHING WRONG.
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG.
Smells like KROMER.
Great ENEMY! SUSCRIBE NOW!
Spamton mutters "1997."
CONGRULATIONS YOU ARE THE 100th
VISITOR!!! CLICK HERE TO [Die]
Spamton flashes an award-losing
smile. ENL4RGE
Yourself
Get Big and WIN
[W1ld Pr1zes!]
MEET LOCAL SINGLES
STRAIGHT FROM [My]
TRANSMIT
KROMER
[Press F1 For] HELP
HELP CheckDealHealDeal
Swatchling (36) Swatchlings bowed in!
Smells like paint and feathers.
The Swatchlings wipe at the
face of their chained
pocketwatch, which is digital.
The Swatchlings are adjusting
their hue and saturation.
The Swatchlings are cleaning
each other off with feather
dusters.
Swatchlings flex their backs
while bending over to inspect a
teacup.
Alone The Swatchling is dreading
doing all of the work by
itself.
Pacified The Swatchlings are relieved
their wardrobe has been
coordinated.
Ch2 All Stars Round Four! Welcome,
young masters. We have prepared several
attack patterns for
your enjoyment. Please enjoy them
at your convenience.
Turned coordinated We feel so
coordinated. Thank you,
young masters. Thank you.
Blue We'll shine your shoes
'til they're black and blue.
Please enjoy this
complimentary body slam.
Turned blue I'm feeling
blue.
Green Would you like
some horse'dovours?
Tut, tut.
It looks like pain.
Turned green A green lime
for your drink?
Yellow We'll make yellow sweets
for you, just try
not to hurt your tooth.

Turned yellow I'm a yellow
fellow.
Orange Please enjoy these
complimentary birds.

Turned orange How about some
orange peel.
Red We'll make your bed
with sheets blood red.

Turned red I'm seeing
red.
Alone My outfit is coordinated now.
With myself. CheckWarmifyColdify
Tasque Manager (42) Tasque Manager blocks the way!
Tasque Manager makes a list of
her outfits for the next year.
She only has one outfit.
Tasque Manager is making
herself take priority over
everything.
Tasque Manager is straightening
her whip with a hair
straightener.
Smells like live wiring.
Tasque Manager is writing
"manage tasks" next to every
entry in her daily planner.
Pacified Tasque Manager has found things
to be sufficiently organized. Untied shoelaces?
Let me whip it into shape!
Order, order!
Hors d'oeuvre,
Hors d'oeuvre...
I mean, order, order!
Delinquent tendencies?
Let me whip it into shape!
Aren't my kitties just
so well behaved? Watch!
Kitties!!
Processes! Services!
Performance! Details!
Wrinkly clothing?
Let me whip it into shape!
Slouched back?
Let me whip it into shape!
Tasque hurt How dare you
touch my pretty kitty!
How dare you!
You've been a
bad dog...
Jevilstail equipped Chaos, chaos!?
No, no! Order, order!
Now get rid of that
silly tail!
Devilsknife equipped Chaos, chaos!?
No, no! Order, order!
Now get rid of that
silly Devilsknife! CheckOrderOrderX
Mauswheel (44) Mauswheel spins into you!
Mauswheel might make a good
wreath, as a prank.
Smells like a three-cheese
pizza.
It's a cacophony of clicks.
Mauswheel is rolling around
with an annoying wheel sound.
Pacified Mauswheel is just a spareable
husk now. (Wired is FASTER!)
(We are grippable.
We are many.)
(I'm no cheater!
It's just cheese...)
(Rolling around at
the speed of mouse...)
Pacified (Well, everyone's captured.)
(What does that make me?) CheckCatchCatchX S/R-Actions same as Maus
Rouxls (45) Thrash Machine reluctantly
fights you!
Smells like a model house set.
Your city is lacking Public
Transport.
You need more Industrial Zones.
Your city is lacking Crime.
You can't help but notice the
enemy's ship is very hot.
Your city is lacking Parks.
You need more Commercial Zones.
You need more Residential
Zones.
Duck The enemy's ship seems to have
fallen in love with yours. The Rouxls
(pronounced Rules)
art Simple! Conquer Houses!
Whoeverest has the
most, Winst!
Soon, Victorie
will be Mineth,
and Queene will
maketh me her
Left Hand Man...
Umm,
Mr. Kaard?
What happens
if WE win? ... Uh oh
Thrashst off
the Porthbow!
Solveth my puzzleth,
yon Maties!
Go forth,
my caravan!
Duck Fly, mine Duckie! Fly!
Building STOP!!! STOP
BUILDINGETH HOUSES!!!
I HAVE TO WIN!!!
Hitting O-oweth! The houses,
thoust fool! THE
HOUSES!!!
STOP HITTINGETH
ME AND PLAYETH
MY MINI-GAME,
YOU ROGUES!!!
End of song Hey CheckTake HouseTake House 2Take House 3Take House 4
Werewerewire (40) Werewerewire strongly blocks
the way!
Werewerewire shuffles coolly.
Smells like a lightning strike.
Werewerewire crackles at a
level too high for you to
understand.
Werewerewire looks strong just
standing there.
Werewerewire pretends to ignore
you.
Pacified Werewerewire's wire is loose!
... well, it would be.
Ch2 All Stars Final Round! CheckBeColdBeToughBeSweet
Queen (48) Queen blocks the way!
The skyline echoes with regal
laughter.
The fountain flows ominously.
Smells like overclocked high
heels.
The battlefield feels electric.
Queen's acid shield is formed!
Queen's acid shield is down! Queen,
think of the
Lightners! Aren't we
supposed to
make them
happy? Is That Not
What I Am Doing?
Think! Lightners
Have Already Been
Enslaved By Me
And My Kin
Each Day They
Spend Hours
Worshipping
In Glowing Rapture Our Screens Of
Funny Animals And
Candied Games
Staring, Tapping,
To Receive Joy Staring, Tapping,
To Avoid Pain
... Until Recently,
When The Town's
Internet Disappeared Now The Refuge
They Take In
The Screens Will
Slowly Fade
Noelle...
Then Who Will
Help Her? Her Strange
And Sad Searches Who Will
Answer Them?
Is What I
Wondered, Until
The KNIGHT
appeared... And Created
This Wonderful
World Of
Darkness
Now, The
Path Is Clear All I Have
To Do Is Expand
This Dark World
Then With
The World
Covered In
Darkness No One Will
Have To Suffer
Anymore
Instead, Everyone
Can Live In
My Perfect Mansion Everyday Blissfully
Worshipping Me
Like We Both Deserve
Now, Stop Resisting
And Welcome The
New Age Of Darkness
We won't let
you control
everyone with
your wires! Woah When
Did I Say
I Would Do
That
Uhh, you're
literally
controlling
Berdly now. Oh Yeah
That's Just
For Him Only
Why Did You
Want One No!!!!
(Regal Laughter)
Enjoy Your:
Destruction
I'm Computer
Guys I Think I
Drank Too Much Of
This Battery Acid
(Ages 3 And Up)
Perish Under
My Bosom Or
Whatever
Enough You Foolish
Children! You May Have
Survived My
Attacks (Regular) But I've Been:
Secretly Been
Downloading My
Ultimate Move
The Whole Time Now, Perish
In The Bosom Of:
My Hellish Reign
So That Final Move
Was Supposed To Be
Cooler But The
Internet Is Down
Yeah My Final
Attack Like I Was Going To Put
Like Memes In It
And Stuff
It Would Have Been
A Really Sick
Final Attack Kris
You Would Have
Loved It
Yeah Still Thinking
About That Move
HashtagFinalAttack
End Not Bad You
Foolish Children LoosenGroupLoosenThrowRedBusterDualHeal ToastGroupToastRedBusterDualHeal
GIGA Queen (51) GIGA Queen blocks the way!
The cityscape roars past.
(Punch during Queen's turn with
[Z] or [X] after she attacks!)
(Press [Z] or [X] to hit Queen
after she attacks!)
Your machine is charged up for
special moves!
(Dodge Queen's attacks with
[Left], [Right], and [Down]!)
ROUND 2 begins.
Queen's attacks got tougher!
Susie mashes the controls
trying to punch more.
Ralsei advises you to "dodge,
then counter punch."
The night is young for
fighting.
ROUND 3 begins.
Queen's attacks got extreme!
Smells like gigantic batteries.
The battle is really heating
up. The Time For
Words Is Over Now Is The
Time To Fight
(Only)
Ha Ha Just Kidding
I Totally Will
Keep Monologuing
As I Kick At: Your
Face
The Time Has
Come For Noelle
To Realize Her
Own Strength Her Own Will
Her Own
Determination
Focusing Into
Her Blade, She
Will Create A
Neo Dark Fountain Then Another,
Then Another
Then, When The
Whole World Is
Covered In Darkness She - And Everyone -
Can Live ln Bliss,
Free Of Fear And
Suffering
Kris, Susie,
Why Don't You
Help Me Too? Create The World
Of Your Dreams
(Also My Dreams)
Susie Bro Just Let Me
Karate Chop You
And You Can Have
As Many Skateboards
As You Want
And Kris, My
Dearest Trucie
You Can Have
As Many ... Okay I Don't
Remember What
You Liked
Hey Was There
A Third
Guy?????????
Join Me And
All Of You
Will Become
Super Strong
And Cool Meanwhile I Don't
Need To Improve
Because I'm Already
Perfect And Can
Shoot Lasers From
My Fancy Glass
Okay I Believe
I've Made My Point
I'm Going To
Procedurally
Loop My Dialogue
Now
Final attack Kris
Susie
Other Guy You Have Truly
Proven Yourselves
To Be A Worthy
Opponent You Have Earned The
Right To Remember What
Your Fighting Machine's
True Purpose Is To Get Your Own
Ass Thrashed By Me With My Final Attack Ha Ha Bye
You Think You're
Finished?
I Have More Extremely
Slow Moving Obviously
Punchable Giant Baseballs
Where That One Came From
End Battle Power... Dropping... Overheat... Activated Listen Well You May Have Defeated Me But I Still Possess One Thing You Three Will Never Have Detachable Hands FireModeTurboDodgeSELF-FIX
Spamton NEO (50) It's time to be a BIG SHOT!
Hold and release [Z] to fire a
BIG SHOT!
Spamton turns to the audience
and laughs.
Spamton appeals to the audience
with a festive jig!
Spamton begs to the audience,
Spamton prays to the audience.
There is no audience.
It pulls the strings and makes
them ring.
Spamton begs the audience to
stop taking the furniture out
of his room.
The stage lights are shattered.
Spamton feels the sweet breeze
as he takes a ride around town.
Smells like rotten glass.
The air crackles with freedom.
Weird route Spamton NEO's DEFENSE is
towering.
Spamton NEO recovered HP with
Pipis! KRIS! ISN'T THIS
[Body] JUST [Heaven]LY!? 3X THE [Fire]POWER.
2X THE [Water]POWER.
AND BEST OF ALL,
FLYING [Heads]!
WE'LL TURN THOSE
[Schmoes] AND [Daves]
INTO [Rosen Graves] THOSE [Cathode Screens]
INTO [Cathode Screams]
KRIS, DON'T YOU
WANNA BE [Part]
OF MY BEAUTIFUL [Heart]?! OR... DID YOU NEED
A LITTLE
[Specil Tour]?
ALL YOU GOTTA
DO IS [Big]. THEN WE'LL BE
THE ONES MAKING
THE [Calls], KRIS! WHAT!? WHAT? ARE
YOU SERIOUS!? ... IT'S
FOR YOU.
IT'S CALLING, KRIS...
MY [Heart]...
MY [Hands]...
KRIS!
CAN YOU REALLY
LOOK IN MY [Eyes]
AND SAY NO!? LOOK IN MY [Eyes]
LOOK IN MY [Nose]
LOOK IN MY [Mouth]
I CAN'T STAND IT!!!
I THINK I'M GONNA
HAVE A [HeartAttack]!
KRIS, I'LL EVEN
GIVE YOU A
[Free Value] [Die Now] AND I'LL
THROW IN [5O]
[Bullets] FOR FREE!
KRIS. IF YOU GIVE
ME THAT [Soul] I
WILL GIVE YOU
EVERYTHING I HAVE. I WILL GIVE YOU
[3 Easy Payments
of $9.99!]
[Friends]!? KRIS!?
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT!? YOU DON'T NEED [Friends]!! I CAN MAKE MY
HANDS INTO
PHONES!!!
DON'T YOU
WANNA HELP YOUR
OLD PAL SPAMTON? KRIS!! THINK!!
WHAT ARE MY
[Eggs] GOING TO DO!?
BUT KRIS, IF YOU
REFUSE. THAT'S YOUR
CHOICE. I CAN'T
FORCE YOU. I CAN ONLY [Kill]
YOU [5O-percent faster
than similar products]
OR [No Money Back!]
DON'T YOU
WANNA BE A
BIG SHOT?
[Clown]!? NO!!!
I FEEL SICK!!!
CAN A [Little
Sponge] DO THIS? GO [Ga-Ga]
AND [Die]
[BreaKing] and
[CracKing]
[The Smooth
Taste Of] NEO
THE [@$@!] TASTE
OF SPAMTON
KRIS!!! TAKE THE
DEAL!!! TAKE IT!!! DO YOU WANNA BE
A [Heart] ON A [Chain]
YOUR WHOLE LIFE!?
OR...
DID YOU WANT
TO BE... Did you wanna
be... WHAT!? IT'S FOR
ME!?
KRIS...
I WON'T FORCE YOU.
I CAN'T.
I CAN'T FORCE YOU. BUT JUST LOOK, KRIS.
LOOK AT THE [Power of
NEO] AND ASK YOURSELF... WELL, DON'T YOU? DON'T YOU WANNA
BE A [Big Shot]!?
End WAIT!!
[$!?!] THE PRESSES! Weird route I REMEMBER WHEN
YOU WERE JUST
A LOST [Little Sponge] SLEEPING AT
THE BOTTOM OF
A DUMPSTER!
I GAVE YOU
EVERYTHING I HAD!
MY LIFE
ADVICE! I TOLD YOU
[4 Left]
AND ASKED YOU
[Buy] OR [Don't Buy]!
I GAVE YOU MY
[Commemorative Ring]
FOR THE PRICE OF
[My Favorite Year]!
AND THIS IS HOW
YOU [Repay] ME!?
TREATING ME LIKE
[DLC]!?
NO, I GET IT!
IT'S YOU AND
THAT [Hochi Mama]! YOU'VE BEEN
[Making],
HAVEN'T YOU!
YOU'VE BEEN
MAKING
[Hyperlink Blocked]! AND NOW THAT
YOU HAVE YOUR
OWN SUPPLY,
YOU DON'T NEED ME!!!
I WAS TOO [Trusting]
TOO [Honest] I'VE ALWAYS BEEN
A MAN OF THE [PIPIS].
A REAL [PIPIS]
PERSON!
I SHOULD HAVE
KNOWN YOU WOULD
HAVE USED MY [Ring]
FOR [Evil]... OH, [Right].
THAT'S WHY I SOLD
IT TO YOU
YOU THINK MAKING
[Frozen Chicken]
WITH YOUR
[Side Chick] IS GONNA LET
YOU DRINK UP
THAT [Sweet, Sweet]
[Freedom Sauce]?
WELL, YOU'RE
[$!$!] RIGHT!
BUT DON'T BLAME
ME WHEN YOU'RE [Crying]
IN A [Broken Home]
WISHING YOU LET
YOUR OLD PAL
SPAMTON [Kill You]
MY ESTEEM CUSTOMER I
SEE YOU ARE ATTEMPTING
TO DEPLETE MY HP! I'LL ADMIT YOU'VE
GOT SOME [Guts]
KID! BUT IN A [1 for 1]
BATTLE, NEO
NEVER LOSES!!! IT'S TIME FOR A
LITTLE [Bluelight Specil] Spamton Neo's ATTACK dropped!
Spamton Neo's DEFENSE rose
greatly!. DIDN'T YOU KNOW
[Neo] IS FAMOUS FOR
ITS HIGH DEFENSE!? NOW... ENJOY THE
FIR3WORKS, KID!!!
ENJOY THE FIREWORKS,
KID!!!!
WHAT!? YOU'RE
CALLING FRIENDS!? YOU THINK YOU
CAN BEAT ME WITH
YOUR FRIENDS' [Magic]!? GO AHEAD, [Kid]...
CALL ALL YOU WANT! NO ONE WILL
EVER PICK UP
GO AHEAD AND
[Scream] INTO THE
[Receiver]. THE [Voice] RUNS
OUT EVENTUALLY YOUR [Voice]
THEIR [Voice] UNTIL YOU REALIZE
YOU ARE ALL ALONE
THERE WILL BE NO
MORE [Miracles]
NO MORE [Magic]. YOU LOST IT WHEN
YOU TRIED TO SEE
TOO FAR.... ... YOU LOST IT...
YOU MAKE ME [Sick]! MUTTERING YOUR
[Lost Friends] NAMES
AT THE BOTTOM OF
A [Dumpster]! NO ONE'S GONNA
HELP YOU!!! GET THAT THROUGH
YOUR [Beautiful Head],
YOU LITTLE [Worm]!
... HER? YOU'RE STILL TRYlNG
TO [Use] HER!? HA HA HA HA!!! YOU THINK SHE CAN
[Hear] YOU NOW,
MUTTERING HER NAME!? WHAT'S SHE GONNA
DO, MAKE ME AN
[Ice Cream]!? HEY, IS IT COLD
IN HERE OR IS IT
JUST ME? CheckSnapSnapAll Weird route CheckX-SlashFriedPipis
Pipis (53) Pipis. CheckSnapSnapAll
(Default) Try timing your attacks by
pressing [Z]! SPELL/UltimatHeal Best
healing
100% TP Susie cast ULTIMATEHEAL!
SPELL/Heal Prayer Heal
Ally
32% TP Noelle cast HEAL PRAYER!
SPELL/Sleep Mist Spare
TIRED foes
32% TP Noelle cast SLEEPMIST!
SPELL/IceShock Damage
w/ ICE
16% TP Noelle cast ICESHOCK!
SPELL/SnowGrave Fatal

200% TP Noelle cast SNOWGRAVE! You won!
Got 0 EXP and D$.
You won!
Got D$.
You became stronger.
Weird route You won!
Got D$.
Noelle became stronger.

Dark Candy (1) NoelleOh, it's... sticky?
ReviveMint (2) NoelleMints? I love mints!
Glowshard (3) A shimmering shard.
Its value increases each Chapter.
Top Cake (6) NoelleHappy birthday! Haha!
SpinCake (7) A pastry in the shape of a top.
Heals 80 HP to the team. Heals
team
80HP NoelleMy eyes are spinning...
Darkburger (8) NoelleI-is this real meat...?
LancerCookie (9) A cookie shaped like Lancer's face.
Maybe not a cookie. Heals 1 HP? NoelleUmm, what is this? It's cute...
Clubswich (11) A sandwich that can be split into 3.
Heals 70 HP to the team. Heals
team
70HP Noelle(Kris took two thirds of it...)
HeartsDonut (12) NoelleMmm... what!? It's blood!?
ChocDiamond (13) NoelleUmm, it's ok, Kris, I'll share...
RouxlsRoux (15) NoelleTastes like... jumprope?
CD Bagel (16) A bagel with a reflective inside.
Makes music with each bite. +80HP Heals
80 HP SusieIt's got crunch.
RalseiHow elegant!
NoelleWhat a nice song... Battle Kris used the CD BAGEL!
Kris Tea (18) It's own-flavored tea.
The flavor just says "Kris." Healing
varies Kris(No reaction?) (... no reaction?)
SusieHell yeah, apple juice!! Don't drink so fast!!
RalseiTastes like blueberries! Huh? Really?
NoelleTastes like cinnamon! (What is this aftertaste...?) Battle Kris used the KRIS TEA!
Noelle Tea (19) It's own-flavored tea.
The flavor just says "Noelle." Healing
varies Kris(... do they like it?) (They're drinking it...) (Umm, do they like it or not...?)
SusieHell yeah, eggnog!! D-don't drink so fast!
RalseiIt's soft and sweet.
Noelle... this is just water! You're pranking me, right?! Battle Kris used the NOELLE TEA!
Ralsei Tea (20) It's own-flavored tea.
The flavor just says "Ralsei." Healing
varies Kris(No reaction?) (I'm happy!)
SusieHey, it's like marshmallows!! D-don't drink so fast!
RalseiUm... isn't this water? Battle Kris used the RALSEI TEA!
Susie Tea (21) It's own-flavored tea.
The flavor just says "Susie." Healing
varies KrisSTOP LOOKING AT ME! (They seem into it)
Susie... this is tea?
RalseiIt's grape juice! Huh, really? Battle Kris used the SUSIE TEA!
DD-Burger (22) It's the Double-Dark-Burger.
It'll take two bites to finish! Heals
60HP 2x SusieC'mon, gimme the rest!
RalseiM-maybe give Susie the rest?
NoelleTh... there's MORE!? Battle Kris used the DD-BURGER!
LightCandy (23) White candy with a chalky texture.
It'll recover 120HP. Heals
120HP SusieHey, this rules!
RalseiNice and chalky.
Noelle(I-isn't this the chalk I gave her?) Battle Kris used the LIGHTCANDY!
ButJuice (24) It's short for ButlerJuice.
It changes color with temperature. Heals
100HP SusieHell'd you call this!?
RalseiI made this. Battle Kris used the BUTJUICE!
SpagettiCode (25) Spaghetti woven by master coders, made
of macarons and ribbons. +30HP to all. Heals
team
30HP I'm NOT wearing it. How sweet! Battle Kris used the SPAGHETTICODE!
TensionBit (27) Raises TP by 32% in battle. Raises
TP
32% (You felt tense.) (... try using it in battle.)
TensionGem (28) Raises TP by 50% in battle. Raises
TP
50% (You felt tense.) (... try using it in battle.)
ReviveDust (30) A minty powder that revives all
fallen party members to 25% HP. Revives
team
25% Don't throw dust at me! It's minty! Battle Kris used the REVIVEDUST!
S.POISON (32) A strange concoction made of
colorful squares. Will poison you. Hurts
party
member SusieUgh! ...tastes good?
RalseiOw... er, thanks, Kris! Battle Kris administered S.POISON!
DogDollar (33) A dollar with a certain dog on it.
Its value decreases each Chapter. Not
so
useful Battle Kris admired DOGDOLLAR!
Cell Phone (1) (You tried to call on the Cell
Phone.) It's nothing but garbage noise.
Lancer (8) Hohoho! I'm a tough boy!
Treat me like one of your ITEMS!
Hohoho! ROUXLS jumped out of your
pocket! How dadcrobatic! (Lesser)
Hohoho! That game looked fun!
Let me be the stool next!
Sounded like milk out there. Splat!
Were you three osmosing without me!?
We fell! But don't worry. I'm a strong boy.
I won't be trounced by a mere bounce!
Split up? We'll solve this mystery fast!
You? You can be the un-talking dog.
Ho-ho! A soft cream is following you!
Can we make them a bad guy?
That golden statue... Could it be...
The illusory nipple technique!?
Wow! Thanks for the free sample!
I couldn't eat another bite!!
The bluebird of crappiness.
Fly high, bluebird. Fly high.
Did I miss something? I was doing my
calisthetics. Stay handsome.
Hey! Thanks for the tape! I was hungry!
Push my tummy to hear a cool song!
Hoho! It's me, Lancer! Release me and
I will release you!
Hoho! What a terrific boy's adventure.
Time to kick off my feet and relax...
Oo la la! Who is that handsome
mustachioed boy! I think I'm in love!
(huff, puff) There, I got back into your
pocket! Now you can use my power!
Weird route (Innocent boys are fast asleep.)
A stone statue.
Strangely, it looks like Lancer...
Rouxls Kaard (9) Thou gazeth upon a man most handsometh.
This daringst genius, adoredeth beyondth all hey
Oh, milord! Tis I, your humblest servante,
righte here where I never lefteth!
EmptyDisk (10) A data disk from a strange machine.
Didn't someone want this?
LoadedDisk (11) A strange disk. You can feel it
smiling in your hand.
KeyGen (12) A shady-looking program that can
open certain doors.
ShadowCrystal (13) A sharp shadow moves like water in the hand.
You have collected [1]. You held the crystal up to your
eye. It doesn't seem very useful.
Starwalker (14) The original
(Starwalker)
Glass (4) You looked through the glass. It doesn't seem very useful.
Ball of Junk (5) You took it from your pocket.
You have a very, very, bad
feeling about throwing it away. Throw it away anyway?

YesNo
Cards (9) "Cards" - The Jack of Spades,
and the Rules Card. You held the cards.
They felt flimsy between your
fingers. (You fumbled and caught them.
You can't throw these away!)
Box of Heart Candy (10) "Box of Heart Candy" - It's not
yours. Will that stop you? (You unhesitatingly devoured
the box of heart shaped
candies.) (Your guts are being
destroyed.) (You accept this destruction as
part of life...)
SusieWoah, Kris, where the
hell'd you get that? ... someone gave it to
you? HAHAHA!! YEAH RIGHT!!!
You stole it, didn't
you!? Well, c'mon!! Let's eat
it and hide the
evidence!! (-)(You and Susie shared the
heart-shaped box of candies.) (Both of you had a feeling in
your chest...) SusieOw, my stomach... (-)(... that you shouldn't have
eaten all of it.)
(You could give Alphys the
chocolate if you talk to her.)
Sanswhat? a heart shaped box
of chocolates? oh, i get it. heh. wow. you're really... hm. alright, alright. ... okay. you wanna make a return
on these, don't you? okay, okay, no need to
break my heart. here's five dollars. (-)(You traded the chocolates for
5 dollars.) The Box of Heart Candy was
thrown away.

Wood Blade (1) Noelle(It has bite marks...)
Mane Ax (2) NoelleIt... smells nice...
Red Scarf (3) NoelleHuh? No, I'm not cold.
Spookysword (5) Noelle(It's kinda cool...)
Brave Ax (6) Noelle(W-wow, what presence...)
Devilsknife (7) Noelle...? It smiled at me?
Ragger (9) NoelleOuch! ... kind of nice
DaintyScarf (10) NoelleS-stop covering me with it!
SnowRing (12) A ring with the emblem of the
snowflake SusieSmells like Noelle
RalseiAre you... proposing?
Noelle(Thank goodness...)
ThornRing (13) Wearer takes damage from pain
Reduces the TP cost of ice spells SusieA torture device?
Ralsei...
BounceBlade (14) A pink saber with a rubber blade.
Weak, but increases defence. SusieWhat is this, rubber?
RalseiSoft and squishy!
NoelleS-stop thwacking me!
MechaSaber (16) The blade extends when you press the hilt.
CHA-CHK! Susie*chk chk chk chk* Nah.
RalseiYou'd look cool holding it, Kris!
Noelle*chk* A-AHH! Scared myself...
AutoAxe (17) Make sure to charge it by
plugging it into the wall. Susie*chainsaw noises* Hahaha!!
Ralsei(Is this a good idea?)
Noelle*zrrt* A-AHH! Scared myself...
FiberScarf (18) A scarf made of soft microfiber.
Balances attack and magic. Susie(Soft...)
RalseiOh! My fur's staticy!
NoelleSure, I'll... huh? It's a weapon?
Ragger2 (19) A sharp and scratchy scarf.
Worse healing, better attack. SusieThis is Ralsei's deal.
RalseiI'm a prickly prince!
Noelle(It's like Santa's beard?)
BrokenSwd (20) A rejected sword cut into 2 pieces.
Not even you can equip this... Susie... this is trash.
RalseiShould we fix this...?
PuppetScarf (21) A scarf made of strange strings.
For those that abandon healing. SusieNo way, that's creepy.
RalseiIf I have to fight...
FreezeRing (22) A ring with a snowglobe on it.
... is that someone inside? SusieHeh, you steal this? Heh.
RalseiIt's beautiful...
Noelle...
Amber Card (1) NoelleIt's like a name-tag!
Dice Brace (2) NoelleHey, y-you jumbled it...
Pink Ribbon (3) A cute hair ribbon that increases
the range bullets increase tension. SusieI said NO! C'mon already!
RalseiIt's nice dressing up...
Noelle... feels familiar.
White Ribbon (4) SusieI said NO! C'mon already!
RalseiIt's nice being dressed up...
Noelle... feels familiar.
IronShackle (5) NoelleI'm the ghost of holidays past!
Jevilstail (7) Noelle... (I like it...)
Silver Card (8) A square charm that increases
dropped money by 5% SusieMoney, that's what I need.
RalseiDo they take credit?
NoelleIt goes with my watch!
TwinRibbon (9) Two ribbons. You'll have to put
your hair into pigtails. Susie... it gets worse and worse.
RalseiTry around my horns!
GlowWrist (10) A tough bracelet made of green wires,
and studded with sharp glowing lights. SusieWhoops, it's tangled.
RalseiLet me just untangle this...
NoelleIt's like holiday lights...
ChainMail (11) Chain-armor. Send it to 10 others
or it'll lose its defensive rating SusieDamn, guess I'm cursed.
RalseiA letter?... For me...?
B.ShotBowtie (12) A handsome bowtie. Looks like the brand
name has been cut off. SusieUgh, I look like a nerd.
RalseiCan I have suspenders?
SpikeBand (13) A black wristband covered in spikes.
Has the tendency to get stuck to itself. SusieCan't say no to spikes.
RalseiUm, do I... look tough?
Silver Watch (14) Grazing bullets affects
the turn length by 10% more SusieIt's clobbering time.
RalseiI'm late, I'm late!
Noelle(Th-this was mine...)
TensionBow (15) Gain 10% more tension from
grazing bullets
Mannequin (16) It's a mannequin with the clothes
permanently attached. Useless SusieNot even gonna ask.
RalseiUm, the d-dress is cute...
Noelle(Why did they spend $300 on this!?)
FrayedBowtie (20) An old bowtie. It seems to have
lost much of its defensive value. SusieLook. I have standards.
RalseiIt's still wearable!
Dealmaker (21) Fashionable pink and yellow glasses.
Greatly increase $ gained, and...? SusieMoney, that's what I need.
RalseiTwo pairs of glasses?
RoyalPin (22) A brooch engraved with Queen's face.
Careful of the sharp part. SusieROACH? Oh, brooch. Heh.
RalseiI'm a cute little corkboard!
NoelleQueen... gave this to me.

Kris (1) LV2 Leader
Commands the party
with various ACTs.
LV2 Tactician
Commands the party
by ACTs. Sometimes.
LV2 Moss Finder
Basic moss-finding
abilities.
LV2 Bed Inspector
Inspects all beds
inexplicably.
Weird route LV2 Leader
Commands. Attack: 12
Defense: 2
Magic: 0
??? Dog:
???
Guts: 2 0% ACT You can do many things.
Don't confuse it with magic.
Susie (2) LV2 Dark Knight
Does damage using
dark energy.
LV2 Healing Master
Can use ultimate
healing. (Losers!)
LV2 Moss Enjoyer
Supports those
that find moss. Attack: 16
Defense: 2
Magic: 1
Rudeness 89
Purple Yes
Guts: 2 50% Rude Buster Deals moderate Rude-elemental damage to
one foe. Depends on Attack & Magic.
100% UltimatHeal Heals 1 party member to the
best of Susie's ability.
Ralsei (3) LV2 Dark Prince
Dark-World being.
Has friends now.
LV2 Blank Prince
Doesn't even
have a photo.
LV2 Pose Prince
Poses for photos
at times.
LV2 Hug Prince
Receives and
gives many hugs.
LV2 Rude Prince
Friends with a
rude gesturer. Attack: 10
Defense: 2
Magic: 9
Sweetness 97
Fluffiness 2
Guts: 16% Pacify SPARE a tired enemy by putting them to sleep.
32% Heal Prayer Heavenly light restores a little HP to
one party member. Depends on Magic.
Noelle (4) LV1 Snowcaster
Might be able to
use some cool moves.
LV2 Moss Neutral
Neither chaotic nor
lawful to moss.
Weird route LV2 Frostmancer
Freezes the enemy.
LV2 Ice Trancer
Receives pain to
become stronger. Attack: 3
Defense: 6
Magic: 12
Coldness 47
Boldness -12
Guts: 32% Heal Prayer Heavenly light restores a little HP to
one party member. Depends on Magic.
32% SleepMist A cold mist sweeps through,
sparing all TIRED enemies.
16% IceShock Deals magical ICE damage to
one enemy.
Weird route 200% SnowGrave Deals the fatal damage to
all of the enemies.

Rudinn (1) Said to be someone's best
friend, but maybe not. Shine
on, you lazy diamond! LIKE Shiny Things
DISLIKE Effort LEVEL 2
ATTACK 4
DEFENSE 5
ELEMENT JEWEL
Hathy (2) A heart with a big heart.
Always supporting others with
her bullets. LIKE Lip Gloss
DISLIKE Drama LEVEL 2
ATTACK 4
DEFENSE 5
ELEMENT HEART
Ponman (3) A simple organism that takes
life one square at a time. LIKE Sleeping
DISLIKE Moving Backwards LEVEL 3
ATTACK 4
DEFENSE 5
ELEMENT ORDER
Rabbick (4) A real dust bunny. Known to
play dirty, but loves to play
clean. LIKE Dusty Places
DISLIKE Vacuum LEVEL 4
ATTACK 4
DEFENSE 5
ELEMENT RABBIT:DUST
Bloxer (5) A shape changing fighter.
Ironically, blocking is not its
forte. LIKE Cross-Trainers
DISLIKE Formal Shoewear LEVEL 4
ATTACK 4
DEFENSE 5
ELEMENT FIGHT
Jigsawry (6) It cries tears of joy that you
are its boss. LIKE Fitting In
DISLIKE Susie's Ax LEVEL 1
ATTACK 4
DEFENSE 5
ELEMENT MOUSE:PUZZ
Rudinn Ranger (7) Obsessed with ranger shows, it
lets everyone know it's better
than Rudinn. LIKE Sucking Up
DISLIKE Show Getting Taped Over LEVEL 5
ATTACK 4
DEFENSE 5
ELEMENT JEWEL:BLADE
Head Hathy (8) Although stronger than Hathy,
seems to have fewer friends. LIKE Peace And Quiet
DISLIKE Being Alone LEVEL 5
ATTACK 5
DEFENSE 5
ELEMENT HEART:ICE
Ambyu-Lance (9) An aggressive antivirus. It's
not down with the sickness. LIKE Loud Sirens
DISLIKE Funny Sound Effects LEVEL 8
ATTACK 8
DEFENSE 8
ELEMENT ORDER:ELEC
Poppup (10) Known to say ASOBOH, which
means "Let's Play!" ... does it
know that? LIKE LEEMO FRUIT
DISLIKE ADBLOCK LEVEL 8
ATTACK 9
DEFENSE 3
ELEMENT VIRUS
Tasque (11) This cat loves you! LIKE Cat Food
DISLIKE Cat Food LEVEL 7
ATTACK 8
DEFENSE 9
ELEMENT CAT:ELEC
Werewire (12) It was controlled by Queen.
But, it's stronger and cooler
now, so? LIKE Shock Therapy
DISLIKE Emotional Therapy LEVEL 7
ATTACK 8
DEFENSE 7
ELEMENT ELEC
Maus (13) It dreams of re-enacting scenes
from cat and mouse cartoons. LIKE Clicking
DISLIKE Clicking On Poppup LEVEL 6
ATTACK 8
DEFENSE 2
ELEMENT MOUSE:ELEC
Virovirokun (14) A virus with a slightly
criminal streak... and a heart
of gold. LIKE Retro Games
DISLIKE Federal Justice System LEVEL 7
ATTACK 8
DEFENSE 6
ELEMENT VIRUS
Swatchling (15) Colorful and dandy, you can
always count on him to work
hard. LIKE Paint By Numbers
DISLIKE Mixed Messages LEVEL 9
ATTACK 9
DEFENSE 9
ELEMENT COLOR
Werewerewire (16) It absorbed the wire with
fighting spirit. Gets flustered
easily. LIKE Supercharged Fighting
DISLIKE Interpersonal Relationships LEVEL 14
ATTACK 11
DEFENSE 11
ELEMENT ELEC:FIGHT
Tasque Manager (17) Loves to coordinate outfits.
Strongly dislikes clowns. LIKE New Wave Synth Pop
DISLIKE Mismatched Socks LEVEL 10
ATTACK 10
DEFENSE 7
ELEMENT CAT:ORDER
Mauswheel (18) You recruited 3 big mice and
you're stuck with it. LIKE Pretending To Be A Tire
DISLIKE Losing Momentum LEVEL 13
ATTACK 10
DEFENSE 11
ELEMENT MOUSE:MOUSE:MOUSE
CHAPTER 3
(28) SusieDown here, past the
church!!
(30) HEY! HEY OPEN UP! Undyne...! Officer Undyne, say
something!! H-hey... hey, this is a joke,
right!? You're about to come out of
there, right!? ... What the... what the hell is
this? It's some sort of...
electronic... lock? Kris, what the hell is going
on...!? Why... why did they take Undyne
in here? And... why were they trying to
take... Toriel? What the hell are they doing,
Kris? Like, if the cops... ... It's no good... the door, it's
solid steel... This... weird panel. If we
could just... get someone to
tell us how it works... But... we can't, right? We can't tell anyone about
this, right? Because... ... Because you saw that smoke,
right, Kris? There's... gotta be a dark
world in there. ... if anybody else went in
there, they'd... ... Toriel...! She's still in
the... ... Damn it. I... I hate to give up
here, Kris, but... I... ... Let's... just go seal that
fountain. (On the shelter was a strange
panel.) (It looked like a digital
security lock...) (There were three entry fields,
and three symbols besides
them.) (One had a pine tree beside
it.) (One had an officer's badge
beside it.) (And one had the DELTA RUNE.) (...)
(73) VERY

INTERESTING. YOUR LOSS HERE

IS ALL

BUT GUARANTEED. AND YET

YOU PERSIST... IF YOU ARE SO
DETERMINED
TO TRY ONCE MORE THEN

SHALL WE HASTEN?
GO BACK
(FIGHT AGAIN)GO FORWARD
(MOVE ON) AND SO, YOU
MEET WITH THE
SAME FATE. SHALL YOU TRY
ONCE MORE?

INCREDIBLE. I FELT IT THERE

SHINING. YOUR POWER. A LITTLE FURTHER.
(95) What Lovely contestants
we've got today, folks---!!! RalseiCon... Contestants? (-)YES!!! You three are the
STARS of today's SHOW!!! Mr. Tenna's Marvelous Mystery
Board... TV TIME!!!! SusieWh... what!? What the hell are you
doing!? (-)What am I doing? You should be
wondering what YOU'RE doing! You're about to play the
greatest game of YOUR life! Answer CRAZY QUESTIONS!! Pass
PHYSICAL CHALLENGES... And you'll all win some
TV-Tastic PRIZES!!! FLORAL COWBOY BATH CURTAINS!!! A BRAND NEW FAMILY CAR!!! BIG BRO'S TALKER-BACKER!! KITCHEN SINK FUR-GUARD!! CHOCOLATE CHEWY ROLL-UM'S!!! A GENUINE RALSEI PLUSH!! RalseiHey I didn't agree to (-)AND THAT'S! NOT! ALL! Hey Doctor Tennaville! What's
today's prescription? Why, it looks like a
prescription for... ONE
GRAND PRIZE!? That's right! Today's
GRAND PRIZE is this
season's MOST popular item... Encased in our patented MYSTERY
BALL... This Dark World's ONE AND
GREATEST TREASURE! Hey, bet you wanna know what's
INSIDE, don't ya, folks!? Well, great news, CADOOS and
CADETTES! EVERYTHING can be
YOURS! All you have to do is...
WIN! WOW!!! I've never seen the
FUN-O-METER like THIS,
folks!!! Now don't touch that DIAL,
because TONIGHT, WE are gonna
have one HECK of a... SusieWho the hell is "WE"? (-)Well, uh... this is a GAME
SHOW, and you guys are the
CONTESTANTs... right? SusieLemme be a little
clearer... We aren't being on your
STUPID SHOW!! (-)You... you aren't? Oh. Well, uh... that's just... That's just hunky-doody,
y'know! You do YOU! Meanwhile,
I, uh... Guess it'll just be... me and
the logo! Ha. RalseiUmm, Susie...? Susie... what? Ralsei... Susie, I... I know... I can't go to
the festival with you...
but... If I can, I still...
want to have fun with
you and Kris. Susie... Ralsei... RalseiMaybe... Maybe we could just try
playing this game? If we can't watch TV,
maybe we can... be on
it? Susie... Alright, FINE. We'll
give it a shot. (-)You... you'll give it a shot?
My game? Susie...I guess. (-)Oh, you WILL!?!? Oh, you
THRILL!? Mike!! The lights!! The
sounds!! The whatzits!! The
doo-zits!! Turn 'em all on!! (And get me a cup of coffee.) Right over here, ladies and
germs!!
(96) SusieAre you ready to ROCK
HARD!? RalseiUmm... c-can we rock
soft? (-)
Strike a
cool poseStrike a
glamorous
pose That's right! Get out your
lighters for the LIGHTNERS,
ladies and germs! Because it's time for a
crashing, banging, booming,
crooning... ROCK CONCERT!!! Oh, Kris! Remember DECEMBER?
Oh, that little musical
prodigy... Remember when she'd grab the
remote and swap it from
cartoons... ... to that WILD music video
channel Toriel FORBID you to
see? (Guess your mother's never been
a fan of alligators in bikinis.) Dess, rocking her guitar and
singing along with those nasty,
nasty songs! Didn't you all think she was
just so... COOL? HECK! Maybe you could get her
to come back and watch again
sometime!? Haha! Just kidding! Anyway, are
you ready to ROCK!?
Need
instructionsDon't need
instructions
to rock WHEN THE DEMON HEART IS CRYING AND THE BLOOD IS GUSHING BRIGHT RAISE UP YOUR BAT FOR THE BURNING FIGHT WHEN YOUR HOPE IS SLOWLY DYING AND YOUR FUTURE'S LOST ITS RIGHTS RAISE UP YOUR BAT AND FACE THE FRIGHT LET'S KNOCK EM DEAD INTO THE NIGHT Come follow me into the dark With your heart as the ark Which shall shine you the way Because I'm with you in the dark With your heart as my mark Which shall guide you the way, through the waves Come follow me into the dark With your heart as the ark Which shall shine you the way Because I'm with you in the dark With your heart as my mark Which shall guide you the way, through the waves WHEN THE DEMON HEART IS CRYING AND THE BLOOD IS GUSHING BRIGHT RAISE UP YOUR BAT FOR THE BURNING FIGHT WHEN YOUR HOPE IS SLOWLY DYING AND YOUR FUTURE'S LOST ITS RIGHTS RAISE UP YOUR BAT AND FACE THE FRIGHT LET'S KNOCK EM DEAD INTO THE NIGHT
WHEN THE HAPPY HEART IS SMILING AND THE SUN IS SHINING BRIGHT RAISE UP YOUR HAT FOR A FUNNY SIGHT WHEN YOUR CAT IS SLOWLY SIGHING AND ITS FUR IS LOOKING WHITE MAKE SURE TO CHECK YOUR MAT FOR MITES LET'S GET YOUR FRIENDS AND FLY A KITE Come follow me into the dark With your heart as the ark Which shall shine you the way Because I'm with you in the dark With your heart as my mark Which shall guide you the way, through the waves Come follow me into the dark With your heart as the ark Which shall shine you the way Because I'm with you in the dark With your heart as my mark Which shall guide you the way, through the waves WHEN THE SLEEPY DUCK IS CRYING AND THE MOM IS KISS GOODNIGHT RAISE UP YOUR BAT FOR BASEBALL DELIGHT WHEN YOUR PANCAKE'S SLOWLY FRYING AND YOUR FUTURE'S REALLY BRIGHT BRING EXTRA SMORES TO THE CAMPSITE I BET MY FRIENDS STILL WANT A BITE RalseiWow, they loved it! I'm
starting to feel like a
real rocker! SusieYeah, that was sick!
Though, uh... Lucky I was carrying you
guys. We barely passed. RalseiS-Susie...? Are you
serious right now...? (-)Wow, looks like the band's
already splitting up due to
drama! That's how you know we've got a
REAL winner on our hands,
folks! Anyway, BOARD'S OVER! So
without further ado... Let's see those RESULTS!!! Ralsei! You sang brilliantly! Unfortunately, everyone else
was... terrible!! (Or maybe it was just some
cutting-edge progressive rock.) But don't worry. I, your loving
agent, have booked you ANOTHER
show!! It starts in... What!? 3 seconds!? Well, what are you doing!? Go
and CHALLENGE again!
Oh no! Another GAME OVER!?
[Dark World] (98) SusieH... huh!? Kris... Kris... Kris... Hey,
wake up!! We're... in the Dark
World!! The hell did this
happen...? ... well, who cares!
This means another
adventure, right? Let's see what else is
around. (It's a couch, for sleeping.) (It's a couch, for walking.) (The couch is walking, too.) SusieDude, you know we can
RUN, right? The hell are you still
walking everywhere for? (A stale wind... you stifle a
sneeze.) (You are filled with the power
of not sneezing.)
(99) RalseiW-wait for me! SusieRalsei! RalseiI felt a dark presence
and hurried here... If we keep going, the
Dark Fountain should
be... SusieHey, Ralsei! You're not gonna BELIEVE
what I did after our
adventure yesterday! After we saved the
WORLD, I went over
Kris's... Almost baked an ENTIRE
pie... And then marathoned
movies ALL NIGHT! RalseiAww, Susie! It sounds
like you had a wonderful
time! SusieYeah, it wasn't AWFUL, I
guess... RalseiI want to hear all about
it... Um, let's just get
going, first! SusieOh, uh, yeah!
(100) SusieAnyway, so I've been
thinking... About some of those
movies last night. Think YOU could survive
BLOOD CRUSHERS 2,
Ralsei? RalseiHaha, umm, I don't know,
I've never seen a
movie...! SusieHeh, really? SusieWould you want to? RalseiH... huh? SusieY'know. Come watch next
time. Movies. RalseiOh...! That would... be
nice, wouldn't it? SusieDude, Kris... if Ralsei
hung out with us... He could do puzzles like
this for us all the
time. Y'know. If we ever found
one in the Light World.
SusieHey, does Ralsei even
know math...? ... guess he could do
our book reports... Ralsei... ... um, sorry, Kris! You
don't need a hint, do
you?
RalseiKris, um... I think you
just need to press that
switch.
(101) Susie... and then, like... It doesn't have to just
be movies, y'know? You could even... like,
go to school with us. Then we could get him to
do our homework, right,
Kris? RalseiI... I'd... love to do your
homework, Susie...
(102) SusieAnd then, like. Best idea for last. So there's this...
Festival in a few days,
right? And, heh, maybe it's
stupid, but... Wouldn't it be kinda...
fun? If we all went? SusieUm, by all, I mean
Ralsei too, obviously? RalseiSusie, I... Um, I'd... I'd like nothing more!
(103) RalseiI'd like nothing more
than to go, Susie... But... I... SusieBut you... what? RalseiI... I... don't think I
could. SusieHeh, yeah, I mean, it
was... The Festival's kinda
stupid, y'know? I mean,
Obviously. Just... uh... I mean, we don't even
have to play any games. We could... just make a
mess. Cause some
trouble. Just... I dunno, could be... fun
if you... ... just went, you know? RalseiNo, Susie... I... I... want to, I just... I can't go. Susie... ... um, did I say
something weird? RalseiNo! No, not at all,
Susie! I'm happy to be invited
by you, Susie, I am... It's just... I'm a Darkner. I can't go to the Light
World. Even if I... wanted to. SusieUhh... why? RalseiBecause I... Because
we... ... Susie, it's... hard for
me to explain this,
but... SusieBut Ralsei, how can you
say you're not real!? I can see you... I can
feel you... I can hear
you... "Normal objects" don't
have... feelings and
stuff! RalseiThat's right, Susie. They... shouldn't. That's why... I don't
want you and Kris... ... to worry too much
about us, OK? It's funny, I was...
overjoyed to make
friends. Then, selfishly, I...
started feeling sad,
too. Sad I couldn't be your
friend in real life,
Susie. That I CAN'T do your
homework. That I can't
go with you. That I... can't be there
to help you when you
really need me. SusieRalsei... RalseiI'm sorry. That's why
I... If, you know, me,
Lancer... We can't do it all.
So... if you ever feel
like we're not enough... Just forget about us and
make some real friends,
okay? Susie... Ralsei... you... You idiot! How can you
SAY that?! You think I could just
FORGET you!? Forget Lancer!? Forget
everyone!? I don't care what you
say you are... You're real to me, OK!? Ralsei... Susie, I... I'm happy to hear that,
but... SusieSHUT UP and listen to
me! No matter what you
say... No matter what you
are... Me... you... Kris...
We're a TEAM, alright? None of us are gonna
forget each other! So please... Just... ... just... (-)Wow, what an
AMAZING
performance!!! The audience has been brought
to TEARS, folks! SusieWho the HECK
are you!?Ralsei (-)Haha, I was hoping you'd ask! MIKE, PLAY THE VHS!!!
(104) You see, Susie. You and Kris
live in the "Light World." A place where everything is as
you see. That is... as long as there's
light. You see, when it gets dark... Things become more indistinct. A chair can look like a monster. A poster can look like it's
moving. Your eyes can't see the truth
anymore. And when the light runs out... You see nothing. Of course, your mind can't make
anything of nothing. But what if? What if it became even darker? Darker than dark. What if we could take away
the light that wasn't there Until we reached another side? If that were to happen...
You could start to see things
again. And hear them. And feel them.
(105) That is the Dark World, Susie. An alternate view of reality
through the lens of shadow. In other words...
(106) In the Light World, in
reality... Lancer is just an average
playing card. Queen... is just a laptop. In other words... when the
lights come back on... This world is no longer
"real". The places you go, the
people you meet... none of
them are. Even I, the one telling
you this... I too, am...
(107) ... an illusion. The Dark Fountains change
everything into a fantasy.
(108) Where are you!? My
contestants!? I'll give you funny goop that
gets stuck on the carpet! A
lifetime supply! Come baaaaack!! RalseiLooks like he's gone... SusieNow's our chance!! Let's
get out of here!! (A pile of portable prisons for
prizes...)
(Ball)
[Cold Place] (109) SusieDamn, who turned on the
AC!? Where the heck... is
this? (A draft blows, and you feel
the cold night's presence.) (Still, this never bothered
you. In fact...)
(The wind blows fiercely, as if
it fears the night itself.) (The final act draws near.)
(Your hand lingers in the
bright light.) (The light, which only you can
see...) (A strange calm washes over
you.) RalseiThis set... there's...
something strange about
it... Wait, look over there,
you two!! There it is! The Dark
Fountain! Susie... what the heck is
that? It's like a giant...
gotchy ball thing? What's... inside it...? T... Toriel!? Kris, what the hell is
Toriel doing asleep in
there!? We were so busy with the
game, I forgot she'd... Obviously she'd be part
of the Dark World, too! Damn, Kris, we have to
get to the Fountain
right now, or... (-)Oh TORIEL...! Phew! There you are, still
sleeping like a little angel! Haha! Who the HECK knows what
I'D do if you woke up! ... I'm sorry we gotta do this to
you, Tori... You were the last one to
really... give me a good look,
back then. But hey, that's show business!
Nothing... stays big forever. Without... a little HELP, that
is. That's why you're gonna be our
little TRUMP CARD... Heheheh... Hahahahahaha- ... Susie... RalseiUmm...
RalseiLook! There, I can see
it...! There's the Dark
Fountain! If we can
just... (-)No!! NO!! NO!!!! WHAT are you doing!? WHERE are
you going!? Ahaha!! There are still GAMES to play!!
SHOWS to watch!! Laughs and SCREAMS!! Smiles and
TEARS!! Just wander back to your seats
and we can... SusieENOUGH of your dumb
games!! Why the hell do you want
us to play so bad
anyway!? (-)Kris. Kris knows why. Do you remember it, Kris? When everyone came over for the
holidays? N... no...! No no... Noooooooo... I... I just wanted to be
watched... I just wanted you to look at
me... One last time.. ... Since... since a little while
ago... All that I've been
broadcasting, is the same
reruns, over and over... I... I don't have anything
anyone wants to watch
anymore... I'm irrelevant... I'm junk... I don't wanna be thrown away... RalseiMr. Tenna... I...
understand how you feel. To want to be...
important. To be...
useful. Perhaps... you might not
be watched much
anymore... But... that doesn't make
you a failure, Tenna! You've brought smiles,
light into Lightner's
lives... ... to Kris's family and
friends, for so long. So, there's nothing to
be ashamed of. If... that ever comes to
an end. Darkners... all become
obsolete eventually. But we aren't "real",
Tenna. We shouldn't make
Lightners worry about
what happens to us. It'd just... make them
unhappy, wouldn't it? (-)... ... m... maybe... you're
right... B... but... I... SusieHey. You wanna know what I
think? RalseiSusie? SusieI think... You don't have to take
being thrown away. (-)Lemme tell you. I've never really been able
to... make friends. I was always... the scary girl.
The bad kid. The only times anyone ever got
close to me, ... were as a joke. And even if I did start to make
a real friend... ... I'd always end up... Moving away. When I moved here, I thought it
would be the same thing. I felt like you. I felt like a broken toy no one
wanted. ... Kris's mom saw me. Toriel. Saw me sitting on the bench in
the graveyard, crying. She asked me what was wrong,
and... Told me everything was going to
be okay. Took me to the diner. Bought me
a hot chocolate. Talked to me. Told me I'd make
friends. That... gave me hope. Even just
a little. ... SusieAnd recently. That
hope's been growing. Because... now I have
friends. Real friends. Friends I wanna keep. Kris. Ralsei. Lancer...
Toriel, too. Even though I thought I
was broken... I just needed to find
the right people,
y'know? So... Don't worry, dude. Someone out there wants
you. Promise. Kris, you'll help me ask
around town, right? Someone's gotta want a
TV. (-)You... you'll help me!? SUSIE!!! You... You're INCREDIBLE! You're
AMAZING!! No... you're
MARVELOUS!! I feel electric!! I feel like a
million bucks!! This... this must be what HOPE
feels like!! We're inventing a
Hall of Fame just for you!!! SusieBut... you gotta give
back Toriel. She's got people that
need her, too. (-)I... I understand! I know it's not what the KNIGHT
wants, but... Kris!! Susie!! Good contestants
deserve a good prize!! This way!! RalseiSusie... SusieHear that, Ralsei? No one's gonna get
thrown away. Not you. Not me. Not
Kris. Got it? Ralsei... ... got it, Susie. SusieWell, let's go!! Audience, would you please
stand up and clap for our
winners!! For outstanding kindness and
bravery, the Lightners have
won... THE GRAND PRIZE!!! Here you go!! She's all yours,
folks!! How wonderful!! The family's
all together again!! Now you can all finally SusieT- TENNA!? Who... WHO the hell are
you!? If... if you don't tell
us who you are, then... Like hell we're letting
you take her...! Kris! Ralsei! C'mon!! SusieNo... you... you
can't... You can't... take her... UndyneHey!! You!! Stop!!
Police!! Wh... What the hell is
going on here!!? You've got some
explaining to do, punk!! Hey, what are you
doing!? Put me... PUT ME DOWN!!! SusieHey... Hey, where the hell are
you going?!
SusieWe... we actually beat
it? What, don't tell me
you've had ENOUGH
already? C'mon, we were just
getting started! Heheh... Not so tough NOW, are
you!? RalseiS-Susie!!! H... how could you... K... Kris... I... ... I'll be... fine. You do... whatever you need to.
...
... Somehow, I thought we... had
won... for a moment... That... we would be able to end
the battle... here and now... ... you... You were so brave... and yet... In the end... our struggle... It's only beginning, isn't
it...? ... Isn't it, Kris...? ...
Kris, I... I'll be fine. But... if I'm hurt this badly,
then Susie must be... Kris... you'll... make sure
she's alright, won't you? (She's sleeping peacefully...)
(Her face contorted...) (It looks like she's having a
nightmare.) (SHADOW CRYSTAL was added to
your Key Items.) (BLACK SHARD was added to your
Weapons.) Can't... see... anything... ... Kris... Kris! There's... There's some kind of... door
here...!
(110) SusieWe... We're in the Light
World...? W... wait! Kris! I... I still see
someone! They're down
there!
(112) TennaWelcome to DESERT!
"Talk" to me for
hints! IT'S LOCKED.
IT'S STILL LOCKED.
ONLY THE MOONCLOUD
STONE REMAINS. WELCOME TO THE BOARD
GAME GAME BOARD! TO WIN THE GAME, ENTER
THE PYRAMID AND FACE
THE FINAL CHALLENGE. HOWEVER, THE WAY IS
LOCKED BY 3 KEYS AND
MOONCLOUD STONE. GOOD LUCK! SusieWhere's the "shut up"
button? TennaSorry kid, that's
premium!
FIND THREE KEYS AND
THE MOONCLOUD STONE TO
OPEN THE DOOR!
WHAT!? YOU ALREADY
FOUND EVERYTHING!? THAT WAS FAST... HA,
HA. YOU DESERVE
APPLAUSE FOR THAT ONE!
THE DOOR'S OPEN!! WHAT
ARE YOU TALKING TO ME
FOR?
(112.1) NEED HEALING IN
BATTLE? TRY OUR
IN-GAME PURCHASES! BUY MORE LATER!!
HEY THIEF!GET A KEY!
JUST 250 POINTS! KEY
250 YOU GOT KEY x1 TVDINNER
10 YOU BOUGHT TVDINNER!
FEEL FREE TO USE IT IN
BATTLE!!
REAL ITEMS
FULL Power Croissant SusieOops. You didn't see
that. (-)THIEF!!
(112.2) SusieDude, I can't kill
the pots. I AM THE LOST PIPPINS. ON BEHALF OF THE TOYS
YOU LOST IN THE COUCH,
A SECRET... THERE ARE FOUR/FIVE KEYS IN
ALL, THOUGH YOU JUST
NEED THREE.
THERE ARE FOUR/FIVE KEYS. ONE IS FOR RICH, ONE
IS FOR TREASURE
HUNTERS. ONE IS FOR KNOW IT
ALL'S, ONE IS FOR
CACTUS. YOU GOT KEY x1
(112.3) THE OASIS IS
SPARKLING. DRINK IT? DRINKDON'T
DRINK DRINKDON'T
DRINK OH, MY OASIS! MY
OASIS! WITH HER SOFT CLOUDS
REFLECTED IN THE WATER THIS IS THE PERFECT
FORECAST FOR LOVE!
AS LONG AS THE OASIS
SHINES, THE WEATHER
ALWAYS STICKS
TOGETHER! OH, MY OASIS! MY
OASIS! WITH THE SUNNY MOON
REFLECTED IN THE WATER THIS IS THE PERFECT
FORECAST FOR LOVE!
AS LONG AS THE OASIS
SHINES, THE WEATHER
ALWAYS STICKS
TOGETHER! Escaping 112.6 battle TennaWow, absolutely
spineless, folks!! OH, OH, YOU CLOGGED
THE OASIS. YOU DARE END OUR
SEASON OF LOVE? I PREDICT A LOT OF
PAIN IN YOUR FUTURE...
OH, OH, WE JUST MADE
UP AND YOU DARE COME
INTO OUR SIGHT!? YOU GOT THE MOONCLOUD
STONE!
(112.4) TennaQuiz vortex! Watch
out! WHAT TIME IS IT RIGHT
NOW?TV-THIRTY!TV TIME!!!PAST MIDNIGHTTHURSDAY BRAND A VALUES THIS
RALSEI AT $8! WHAT'S
THE TRUE VALUE!?HIGHERLOWERPRICELESS$32.00 MSRP WHAT'S KRIS'S FAVORITE
FOOD?CHOCOLATEPIESALSAJAM TennaSolve the Quiz, get a
Q!!! YOU GOT Q x1 I AM THE LOST PIPPINS. ON BEHALF OF THE TOYS
YOU LOST IN THE COUCH,
A SECRET... THE CACTUS THAT LIVED
UPSTAIRS LOVES YOU. IT HAS A KEY
UNDERNEATH IT, SO
PLEASE PUSH IT ASIDE.
THE CACTUS THAT LIVED
UPSTAIRS LOVES YOU. IT HAS A KEY
UNDERNEATH IT, SO
PLEASE PUSH IT ASIDE. YOU CAN FIND IT IN THE
CACTUS FIELD.
YOU PUSHED IT ASIDE,
BUT DIDN'T GET THE
KEY? THAT SEEMS SILLY.
PLEASE DON'T PUSH ME
ASIDE.
(112.5) HEY FOLKS! IT'S
SPHINX-TENNA! ANSWER MY RIDDLE AND
I'LL GIVE YOU ONE KEY! ... IS WHAT I WOULD
SAY, BUT, YA SEE, IT'S
A BIT EMBARRASSING... SEE, I'M MISSING MY
Q'S! BRING TWO OF 'EM
HERE AND I'LL QUIZ YA! SusieSo it's not a boss? TennaA BOSS!? ME!? I'm
offended!!!
I'M MISSING MY Q'S!
BRING TWO OF 'EM HERE
AND I'LL QUIZ YA! WOW, YOU GOT TWO Q'S
JUST FOR ME!? OH, OH, THAT'S MUCH
BETTER! NOW THAT I'M
DRESSED... IT'S A QUIZ TO THE
DEATH!
MY NOSE IS THE ONLY
NOSE THAT KNOWS. DON'T TRY TO USE THE
LONG NOSE OF ANY OTHER
SUSPICIOUS CHARACTER!
NOSE-PICKING, ER,
LOCK-PICKING IS NOT
ALLOWED! APPARENTLY YOU MADE
THIS AWFUL THING.
EXCEPT FOR... WHAT?HEADBODYLEGSIT'S ACCURATE DuckTHIS THING SEEMS TO
SUCK ASS. WHAT'S WRONG
WITH IT?HEADBODYLEGSIT'S ACCURATE WHAT'S THE NAME OF
THIS AWFUL GUY?PIPPSDICERTOYLETPIPPINS WHAT WAS ASRIEL'S
FAVORITE CHARACTER IN
SMASHING FIGHTERS?SWORD MAGICIANBIG PENGUINPURPLE DRAGONGREEN LIZARD WELL DONE. FOR YOU
THAT KNOWS, A NOSE!
YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
THAT!? HA HA HA HA -- OH NO,
MY NOSE FELL ASLEEP!
(112.6) TennaEnemy!! Careful,
brave heroes!! TennaA rousing battle!
Mike! Give them a
free tube yogurt! SusieSweet. SEE THAT LINE ON THE
TENSION BAR IN BATTLE? WIN THE FIGHT WITH TP
ABOVE THE LINE TO GET
S-RANK! BY THE WAY, I HEARD
YOU CAN DEFEND TO GAIN
TP. Susie... Hey, wait. How is
Lancer in the game? TennaDon't worry, he's
backstage with a
controller just like
everyone else!
(112.7) TennaCan you solve the
puzzle of desert? SusieNo. Eating yogurt. Waiting RalseiKris, perhaps we can
use that block? SusieKris stay still. Open your mouth,
idiot. Ralsei... TennaWow, a 24S time! That's concerning!! TennaWow, a S time!
(112.8) TennaWatch it! Falling
rocks! RalseiKris! I'll protect
you! SusieForget this. Kris,
you cross the bridge.
RalseiI believe in you,
Kris!
Power Croissant SusieIt's easy if you hold
something over your
head. RalseiHEY!!!
(112.9) SusieWoah, what is that?
(112.91) TennaAnother puzzle!
Child's play for our
heroes!
TennaPuzzle two!! Get
ready for a long one,
folks!
TennaPuzzle two!? Can they
finish it within the
episode!? TennaChild's play!? I
meant baby's work!
This is bad, folks!
TennaOoh, that's gotta
hurt, folks! TennaWhoops! Not that
way!!!
TennaTalk about a BLOCK
head!! TennaWhat a great puzzle,
folks! RalseiDon't worry, Kris! According to the
manual... I have a special
ability! If there's no BLOCKs
to push... then... Push... me. TennaAww, it's beautiful
folks!!! RalseiW-wait,
what the...!? Umm, j-just, ignore
all that and push me,
Kris... RalseiK... Kris??? Why are
you... pushing me so
much?
(112.92) SusieMan, it'd be cool to
have, like, a weapon. You could like... cut
everything down.
(112.93) TennaAs a reward, a BONUS
ZONE!!! SusieHell yeah! What? Only 1 point!? TennaHey hey!! We've got a
budget!
(112.94) TennaOuch! Don't touch the
cactuses! YOU GOT KEY x1
(112.95) TennaIncredible!!! You've
discovered the SECRET
MAILROOM!!! TennaYou didn't want to
see it. That's cool. That's fine. Okay.
Yeah. You'll just never be
able to see it again.
(112.96) Tenna1O years of fan mail
are past this door! Ready!? Mike, open up
that door!!! SusieDamn dude. I never
got fanmail either. RalseiHuh? I'll write you
some, Susie!
(112.97) TennaAh. There is no mail. Mike... Get rid of
that room. We don't
need it. We haven't gotten any
mail. It's fine. It's all fine, we
don't need a mail guy.
(112.98) WHAT IS THE NAME OF
THIS SHOW'S HOST?MR. TV GUYMR. LIL' NOSEMR. TENNAMR. EMAIL WHAT IS THE HIGHLY
MEMORABLE HEADING OF
"TV TIME?"DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL!MARVELOUS MYSTERY BOARDMAGICAL MYSTERY BOARDDON'T LICK THE SCREEN! WHAT'S THE NAME OF
THIS KID? SERIOUSLY I
DON'T REMEMBER.LANCERDANCERPRANCERMR. GENEROSITY YOU GOT Q x1
(112.99) THIS IS THE RESERVOIR
FOR THE OASIS. AND, IN THE OASIS IS A
SECRET STONE...
THE RESERVOIR IS
CLUGGED WITH STONE. NOW, WHAT HAPPENS TO
OASIS?
ALL THE WATER IN THE
WORLD WAS SUCKED. OH... IT'S A BEAUTIFUL
LITTLE SPRING. HO HO HO!! L MARKS THE
SPOT! YOU GOT KEY x1
(112.991) HELP! I'M STUCK IN THE
SPINY SEA OF GREEN. WON'T ANYONE FREE A
POOR INNOCENT BOY? OH, COULD ANYONE THROW
ME A CERAMIC POT? I'LL EVEN TAKE ONE
WITHOUT SALSA AT THIS
POINT.
OH HAPPY DAY! THE
ENDLESS DEPTHS HAVE
BEEN DRAINED! YOU HAVE RESCUED ME
FROM MY SPINY TORMENT! SusieHm... Heh, got it! RalseiM-me!? (-)HO HO HO! YOU HAVE
RESCUED ME! I WILL GIVE YOU
EVERYTHING I
HAVE!..... AND, ALL I HAVE, IS
MYSELF! YOU GOT LANCER x1!
IS THERE SOMETHING HE
CAN DIG? LancerNOSTALGIC.
MY OLD WATERING
HOLE...
LancerNOSTALGIC. MY
OLD MUD HOLE...
(112.992) TennaEnter the giant
pyramid tile to enter! SusieWhy is it small? RalseiMaybe there's a
smaller one inside? TennaYou will never find
the even smaller
pyramid!
(112.994) SusieTHE SMALL
PYRAMID!!! RalseiTHE SMALL
PYRAMID!!! TennaWho left that there!!! (-)Just Thoughte It
Mighte Be Convenient
If I TennaWho is that guy? Get
him out of here!!
(112.995) TennaThis is it! Your
final test!
(112.996) TennaBehold... The door
to... The physical
challenge!!! SusieSo that's where that
goes. BEYOND THIS DOOR LIES
THE PHYSICAL
CHALLENGE. A GRUELING ENCOUNTER
THAT WILL TEST ALL OF
YOUR SKILLS. ARE YOU PREPARED...
FOR THE WORST? YESLET ME
THINK
(112.9995) TennaWatch it! Falling
peaches!! RalseiDidn't you say rocks,
before? TennaWhat?
(112.9996) TennaUh oh! Weed alert! You may find plucking
these plants is "key"! But you can't grip
this grass without a
"special treasure." Can you find it
somewhere on the
board? Guys. It's not in
this room. It's in
another room. Please.
SusieWanna do it again? RalseiUmm, I think we're
good. SusieWeeds? Leave it to me. RalseiYou've, um, "got
this," Susie! W-wait! Watch where
you're throwing!! SusieWatch what? YOU GOT KEY x1
(115.6) FOLLOW THE
WHITE CLOAK
(115.8) THE FORBIDDEN
PATH BEGAN WITH
ICE MAGIC
(115.99) THE DOOR IS LOCKED THE ICE KEY WAS USED
UP SHE WAS USED UP
(115.993) Well done. You found my secret
hiding place. But there's nothing
here... ...is there?
(115.995) YOU GOT THE
SHELTER KEY Oh, you found that,
too! Perfect, just
perfect... Thanks for all your
hard work, Kris! YOU WERE USED UP.
(116.95) ... HOW DID THINGS
TURN OUT LIKE THIS... ... KEEPING POOR
TORIEL ALL LOCKED
UP... IF ONLY HE HADN'T
ABANDONED ME. MY OLD PARTNER...
(116.96) I WAS GONNA PUT HIM ON
TV! MAKE HIM A STAR! I GAVE HIM EVERYTHING!
EVERYTHING I HAD! MY
LIFE ADVICE! ALL. HE HAD. TO DO.
WAS TELL ME WHAT HIS
LITTLE SECRET WAS. HIS SECRET TO BEING A
BIG SHOT...
(116.97) IT TOOK A LITTLE SWEET
TALK... BUT JUST WHEN I HAD,
FINALLY, FINALLY ? HA
HA -- GOTTEN HIM TO SIGN THE
DEAL. HE SUDDENLY HAD TO
TAKE A PHONE CALL. BUT WHEN HE PICKED IT
UP, HIS FACE TURNED
PALE... AND HE RAN RIGHT OUT
OF THE ROOM WITH THE
RECEIVER HANGING!
(116.98) SO I WENT TO PICK IT
UP... THINKING IT WAS
FINALLY MY CHANCE TO
BE A BIG SHOT. ... BUT THERE WAS
NOBODY THERE!
(116.99) THAT LITTLE FREAK
RIPPED ME OFF! ... I WISH THEY NEVER
BROUGHT THAT LAPTOP
HOME...
K... KRIS! KRIS, I
DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE! I... I DID WHAT YOU
SAID, KRIS! HA... JUST
LIKE OUR DEAL! Y-YOU AREN'T GONNA
TURN ME OFF AGAIN, ARE
YOU...?
(116.993) USED THE SHELTER KEY.
(117.3) Kris... oh... Kris... Is it fun, Kris? Playing around like
this... That's why you're
searching for them,
aren't you? The SHADOW CRYSTALs... ... and the SHADOW
MANTLE that I'm
holding! Do you honestly think
it'll get you what you
want...? ... no, part of you is
just... enjoying this,
isn't it?
(118) There! That's what I
wanted to see! Flickering red, like
pretty little
flames... Your eyes can't hide
it, Kris. Without
play... The knife grows dull. Haha... well, enough
of that! We both have
work to do! So if you want this
MANTLE, hurry up and
take it... If you can reach it!
(120) A TREASURE CHEST. IT'S
TOO HIGH UP TO REACH. (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was ShadowMantle.) (The chest is empty.) SusieHey Kris! What the hell are you
doing? Being a tryhard all by
yourself? You seriously enjoy
this? (-)
Of course.
Games are funNo Mini-Kris attack SusieK-Kris...? What are
you... ... Alright, I... I get it. Well, if... if you
really want to. Go ahead. I tasted your shampoo in
your bathroom, here, you
can taste mine. WHAT? HOW AM I THE WEIRD
ONE HERE!? Jeez. (You found a FlatSoda.)
(121) WELCOME TO MANCOUNTRY. OH, KRIS, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE. DID YOU COME HERE TO
PLAY WITH US?
KRIS NEVER WANTS TO
PLAY... BOO HOO. WHY DON'T YOU
PHOTOCOPY A KRIS TO
PLAY WITH US? KRIS, YOU LOOK RATHER
BIG... HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING
OUT?
I GUESS YOU GREW UP. WELL, STOP THAT. COPIES ARE MONOCHROME, BUT YOU COLORED EACH
OF US IN WITH CARE.
MAYBE THE PINK ACE WAS
SUSPICIOUS. IT'S A MAN'S WORLD!
(121.1) WELCOME TO FORGOTTEN
ISLAND! THIS ISLAND IS A WORLD
HERITAGE SITE! I'M TRYING TO SEE AS
FAR AS I CAN, BUT IT DOESN'T LOOK
TOO GOOD.
TALK ABOUT LOUSY REAL
ESTATE... I SENSE NOTHING BUT
EVIL FROM THAT PLACE! NON-MEN ARE A-OK, TOO. WE ARE THE 7 FLYING
ACES! TO CHEAT AT CARDS, YOU
COPIED 7 ACES... IT DIDN'T WORK WELL. WE GOT LOST IN THE
COUCH, AND ENDED UP
HERE.
THERE AREN'T 7? WELL,
YOU NAMED US. IF YOU WERE GOOD AT
COUNTING CARDS, YOU WOULDN'TVE NEEDED
TO CHEAT. KRIS? SOMEONE WAS
LOOKING FOR YOU. THOUGH, I DON'T
REMEMBER WHO.
DID YOU TRY BEHIND THE
TREE?
(121.3) WELL, SPRING CHANGED TO
SUMMER, AND SUMMER
CHANGED TO COLD, AND SURE ENOUGH, I AM THE FORGOTTEN
MAN. WILL YOU FORGET ME,
TOO?
YESNO WELL, THERE IS NOT A
MAN HERE.
(125) TennaNow begin! Our state
of the art...
adventure!!! SusieHey, I can
move. Cool. RalseiU-umm, wait!
How do I... SusieLooks like crap. RalseiSUSIE! TennaIt's cutting edge!!!
(125.1) RalseiUmm, can I finish
reading the MANUAL? TennaNo! For your
adventure awaits...
(125.2) TennaJust down that hole!!! SusieA hole, huh? That's
original.
(127) Back when I was just a little old
TV. Everyone used to gather around my
glow to watch the specials, Smiling. Laughing. Eating
butterscotch pie. Wasn't that just so much... fun? To watch me. I... was so happy. Then... People stopped coming. Everyone disappeared... one
by one... No one wanted to watch TV
anymore. No one wanted to play games
anymore. I've been all alone... Until now. When the KNIGHT appeared... The ROARING KNIGHT. And I was told that if I keep you
three busy, I can have ALL the people watch
me that I want.
(131) (I... I'm a little nervous...) (Quit messing with your ears!
We're about to be on!) Would everyone please give a
warm welcome... To today's STAR
contestants!!! Everyone! Please cheer their
NAMES! Oh, right. CONTESTANTS!!! Your NAMES please!!! TennaSorry, you've
only got 3 letters
to work with!! I'd give you 4,
but the censors
would kill me! (-)... RalseiLook Kris!! We won!!! We
won!!! SusieWoah, it's over already?
Damn, we were just
having fun!! RalseiSee you next episode
everyone!! (-)TV TIME CREDITS

Director
Mr. "Ant" Tenna

Special Thanks
Dark Fountain That Gives The World Form STOP! STOP! STOP!!! It CAN'T be over already!! NO!! The FUN-O-METER's still
only at 80%!! SusieHuh? (-)Ah, you see... That was just... ... ROUND 1! RalseiThere's... more than one
round...? (-)Of course!! There's 2
ROUNDS!! 2!! You haven't ever heard of a
game show with just ONE
ROUND, have you!? SusieUhh, nobody except
grandmas really even
watch - (-)Exactly!! It's preposterous!!
Outrageous!! It'd be bad TV!! (And trust me. I know TV.) Susie... heh, well, I guess
we WERE having fun. Ralsei... Yeah! We can play
another round! Can we... change Susie's
name though? (-)Great!! And no!! And now, a
WORD from our sponsors!! WELCOME back, everyone, to the
show that'll make you SCREAM at
your SCREEN, TV TIME!!! Today's episode is brought to
you by our sponsor... The gushing pillar of darkness
that gives us all form -
DARK FOUNTAIN!! Now available in unsettling
obsidian and pulsating rainbow! Now, MIKE, the BOARD,
please! Slather on that sunscreen,
everyone! Because... Today's second - and FINAL -
board will be an aquatic
adventure to a desert island! That's right -- an all-expenses
paid trip to a beautiful
tropical paradise!! Haha! Wish I could go but I'm
just a big electric box
attached to the wall!! Haha!! (Though I would look good with a tan.) For this BOARD's GOAL, you'll
be aiming to enter the floating
ATLANTIS STADIUM! Legend has it, the best way
there is our super high budget
RAINBOW BRIDGE! However, the RAINBOW only
appears if TWO LOVERS meet
at LOVER'S CLIFF! By the way, don't forget to
take lots of PHOTOS while
you're on vacation! Now, we're gonna have some real
fun in the sun today, SO DON'T
TOUCH THAT DIAL! (Well, okay, you can touch it.
Just be gentle.)
IT'S!! TV!! TIME!!! RalseiFinally... the game show
is over! Even if that concert was
a bit ROCKy... playing
music was fun! SusieYeah, kinda makes me
think... We should have our own
band for REAL! RalseiOkay! (-)Wow, folks! Looks like they've
reached the end of our
FINAL BOARD! It's sad to say goodbye, but
when you gotta go... you gotta
go! MIKE, roll the credits...! STOP!!! BREAKING NEWS! Due to your SPEED, viewer
donations have been POURING
IN... And we have met the SPECIAL
INCENTIVE! RalseiI... Incentive? (-)YES! The FUN-O-METER
doesn't lie! The viewers'
voices are in...! You've qualified for... The BONUS ROUND!!! RalseiErr... there's ANOTHER
round...? SusieI mean, yeah, it was
FUN, but... We do kinda have an
adventure to get back
to... RalseiThe DARK FOUNTAIN still
needs to be sealed,
too... SusieYeah, can we, uh, just
pass? On the bonus
round...? (-)Pass? P... Pass? You mean... STOP PLAYING!? SusieYeah. (-)Well... I mean... If you want
to! I mean, it was just gonna be a
special board, but... alright! Mike! Tear down the board! Tear
down the set! Tear down my house!! Tear down
my kids!! Audience... you're gonna have
to go home! Please... (sniff) make sure to
check out our gift shop
(sniff)... (sniff) It's got... (sniff)
funny whirligigs... RalseiUmm, Tenna, we're sorry
to depress you, but... SusieLook... uh. I guess if you REALLY
want us to play it... (-)(sniff) ... you'll play? SusieMaybe just for a little
bit? (-)MARVELOUS!!! Mike, rebuild the
set!! Rebuild my kids!! We are gonna have a GREAT show
for you folks!! The best ever!! RalseiCan we change Susie's
name yet? (-)No!! And now a WORM from our
sponsors!!! WELCOME BACK to another
ELECTRIFYING episode of TV
TIME! RalseiW-wait a second... (-)Today's board will take place
in beautiful TV CITY... (But don't ask why the cars
don't have feet!) Collect two Q's from each
corner of the CITY, and... SusieENOUGH ALREADY! The game's over. Give
back Toriel and let us
go home. Now. (-)Game... over? RalseiMr. Tenna, I'm not
certain what your plan
is, but... We'd like to go seal the
Dark Fountain now. I think... the show's
gotten a little old. (-)... Old. RalseiUmm, sorry, Tenna, I... (-)No, haha! Ralsei, RALSEI!
Buddy-BOY! It's fine! I GET IT!
Look, I get it! CLASSIC TV... sometimes just
takes a little TIME to
APPRECIATE! So how about this? We'll all do ONE MORE LITTLE
GAME... One last ENCORE! And this time, we'll play Until you LIKE IT. SusieH-hey, what the heck are
you... (-)GAME OVER!? THE GAME'S never OVER!!! And if YOU don't wanna play
anymore... It's time for ME to TAKE
CONTROL!!! MIKE, crank it all up to MAX!!!
IT'S!! TV!! TIME!!! Now it's
my turn
to play!!! Hey, isn't
this fun!? I'm not broken!
I don't have
burn-in!
I'm... fun!!! C'mon,
say it!!!
I'm!!!
Fun!!! ... Fine.
You don't
wanna say it? Maybe a quiz
will help
you answer!!! AREN'T YOU HAVING SO
MUCH FUN?OF COURSE!OF COURSE!OF COURSE!OF COURSE! TennaWasn't
that quiz
just oodles of
fun, folks!? Just look at
that Fun-o-meter!!!
Haha!!! I wonder
what's next?!
Looks like
a battle! TennaPHEW!
That battle
was a WORKOUT!! Let's never
fight again!
We're a HAPPY family,
aren't we, Kris!? ... Kris? HEY! LOOK!
Behind this door
lies another
PHYSICAL CHALLENGE!!! GET READY,
FOLKS!!! TennaPHEW!
WHAT a
challenge,
folks! Now,
is it me or
does everyone
look a little
SLEEPY!? C'mon, SUSlE!
What happened
to our late-night
TV marathon!? Let's wake up
those noggins
with a little
QUIZ!!! WHAT'S ANOTHER WORD
FOR, "TELEVISION?"MAN'S BEST FRIEND"THE GOOD STUFF"BETTER THAN EMAILNEVER THROWN AWAY TennaI'm sorry.
I'm sorry
about the pipes. I knew.
I KNEW
I shouldn't
have done it. But you know,
every pipe goes
SOMEWHERE!
They had to go
SOMEWHERE!!! Wait, no.
Not another battle.
Please... The family's
fighting again. TennaI know.
I know what
you need. To get
your minds
off of this.
And your eyes
back on me. A LITTLE
MUSIC!!! That's right!!
SHOW tunes!!
KRIS on the PIANO!!
You LOVE it,
don't ya, folks!? TennaHey, so,
uh...
what the
HECK was that? Haha,
I'm with
YOU guys!
That was WEIRD! Let's get
back to normal! WHAT'S THIS BUTTON ON
THE TELEVISION DO?

OFFNEVER PRESS ITI DON'T KNOWUNUSEDI'M SORRY. I'M SORRY TennaAhhHHHH,
that was SO...
Normal! MIKE!!!
How about we
ONLY have quizzes
from now on? Or... uh,
we could have
a battle!
Great. GREAT. Love it
when you
listen to me, Mike.
Love it. TennaHey,
what's with those
GLOOBY faces!? WAKE UP!
It's a
MONSTER MOooOVIE
marathon! So stay up. And get. In. TennaHow did you
like my "MARATHON!?"
Hahaha!! ......
..... Well don't
everyone say
what they think
at once!!!
Hahaha! Just kidding.
You WILL. WHAT TIME ARE YOU
GONNA WATCH TV
TOMORROW?MORNING TIL NIGHTDUSK TIL DAWNBREAKFAST TO DINNERI WON'T EVEN GO TO CHURCH. I'LL
WATCH IT FOREVER. IT'S ALL I HAVE.
IT'S EVERYTHING TO ME. TennaThat battle earlier
was SO great... Why don't we
do a RERUN!? JUST like you
used to love,
Kris! Saturday Morning Flavor!
Cartoon commercials! Fresh from the Juice,
Fresh from the Juice! Make sure you
don't get it
on your shoese! Anyone
remember
THAT jingle!?
Haha! TennaHey.
Anyone remember
that old jingle? "Fresh from the juice!"
Haha! Anyone? ... Anyone? ... "I love TV."
SAY IT. TennaHaha!!
MORE RERUNS!!
MORE!!!!!!! TennaWow!
A healing spot!
That way,
everyone can
keep playing!
TennaOh...
a healing spot...
TennaHere comes
a healing spring!
(132) The wild west, huh... Susie... got the feeling this
game's gonna be a good
one, right, Ralsei? RalseiUmm, sure, just... Why do I have to be the
horse...!? Waiting Hey, what are
you doing!?
Shoot!
[Green Room] (135) RalseiThis place is... (-)How do you like my
Green Room? It'll take some time before
round 2, so Relax and Enjoy...!
RalseiI suppose... we should
get ready for the next
round. ... I'm fine as long as
you want to keep
playing, Susie! Susie... I mean, the last game
was wicked fun, but... Get the feeling this'll
keep going, until it
gets old. ... feels bad, but... Let's go tell him this
time's gonna be the
last, okay, Kris? LancerSusie! Other people! You
looked so cool gaming! SusieLancer! You're here for
real?! Uh... not real? ... Hey, wait, if you're
in this Dark World,
aren't you gonna... LancerDon't worry, I've still
got some time before I
petrify! Meanwhile, I got a job
at the gaming factory. I got my own gamepad and
I've only broken it 4
times! Now, I gotta go press
buttons for pennies... See you in the funny
stages! (This way to the next BOARD!!) (POINTs to ITEMs!)
(Use the vending machine?)

BuyDon't Buy (Due to the devaluation of
POINTs as currency...) (This machine now only accepts
DARK DOLLARS.) (We apologize for the
convenience.) Hey! Kris, you and Asriel took
me home from school, remember? The Rudinns? Pretty sure you
lost them somewhere. ... And I
mean REALLY lost.
You wanna talk more? Shh! Let's
do it in the dressing room. (It's a convincing replica of
your favorite cactus.) (Stars ripple on the walls like
soft music.) (You're filled with the power
of relaxation.)
(The star pattern scrolls in an
endless pattern...) (You're filled with the power
of tessellation.)
(After the performance, when
all the actors have gone
home...) (You feel a sense of
emptiness.) (A game system is set up, but
strictly, and rules are written
down...) SusieWanna play, Ralsei? It's
got racing... RalseiM... me? No, I'd rather
just watch you two! SusieFine. Kris, let's go! (-)

PlayDon't play SusieWanna race?
SusieNah, I'm like good. Kris! Bang-up job getting
S-rank, luv! For that, a little
prize... Kris! Your rank... Z-Rank.
Well, I suppose you gave it a
good try! Here, the gift... (The giftbox was empty.) That's right, Kris. Tenna's not
too keen on that behavior... Reminds him of a certain...
y'know. ... that's why HIS game's a bit
of a bust, y'see? (Just wait... I'll show you
something electrifying, I
will...)
Oi, Kris, luv! It's me, Ramb!
You and your brother took me
here from the Library! How're they all? Queen still
bossy? Swatch still got a
mohawk? And that salesman... Right, the store, the store! If
you want anything, just use
your POINTs! Buy
somethingNothing
elseTalk
more Kris, luv! If you've got
POINTs, we've got ITEMs!
Oi, Kris! How were the games,
luv?

Super funEh Kris, games are supposed to be
fun. Don't let it feel like a
job, alright?
(No one is stirring, not even
the Maus.)
Don't bother, Kris. Ramb's
already turned to stone a bit
ago... He was a plug, but because you
played with him like any other
toy, it made him feel special. Might have given him a little
bit of an ego, in fact... Wanna hear more?

YesNo What? This guy? What do you
want with him, Kris? (Exclusive changing room for
S-Rank players only!)

EnterDo not Don't do anything funny. Mr. Tenna's orders.
No one gets inside. Mr. Tenna's
orders. Ralsei(Seems pretty suspicious
to me...) (-)Fight
himDon't do anythingPress his
buttons No one gets inside. Mr. Tenna's
orders. Oh, you three! It's me, Elnina!
I've never felt more
moisturized! The single life's never felt
this cool and collected! Ask me
about anything!

LaninoNothing Why are they being so dramatic?
They only got second. Hey! Move it! Block your brother's playing,
not mine!
Who watches TV from that
close!?
SusieRalsei, would you lick
an old screen? RalseiErr... umm... depends...
what's on TV? SusieUgh. Nevermind. You
don't get it.
SusieDude, we should use
magnets on Tenna. Might
be cool.
SusieY'know if you lick old
screens it makes
rainbows? (-)

ObviouslyNo thanks SusieEnough of this TV. (It's a cactus, but not the
real thing.) RalseiUmm, welcome back, Kris! SusieWhat the hell took you
so long? (-)

Playing gamesNothing SusieHey, Kris, you're back! ... dude, Ralsei, Kris
is back! RalseiH... huh? O-Oops... Sorry, I got wrapped up
in playing an RPG... SusieYeah, just walking
around and not fighting
anything. RalseiS-sorry! We can get
going now.
SusieTook you long enough. RalseiSusie! Susie, look! I
made it to Level 2! SusieLevel 2, huh? Kris, you're the
tryhard. Whaddya you
think? Ralsei... K... Kris? I'm sorry, Kris! I... I
forgot all about you! I got so into playing
games with Susie, I... SusieHeh, you should have
seen it, Kris! He was actually RAGING
at the falling arrow
part. RalseiI suppose I was, not
very chuffed, by that
dart. But I... I had fun. ... s-sorry! Did you
want to play, Kris? SusieDude, we need to seal
the fountain. RalseiOh! Right! I... How did I... forget
about that...? SusieLet's go. RouxlsHaha... You three STILL
aren't readyeth for the
Chef Game? RalseiUm... we already did
that. RouxlsWhat. SusieYeah. Like, on the first
board. Where were you? RouxlsDoing... my Freakinge...
MAKE-UP?? I mean... haha. I
kneweth that. ACTUALLYE. Perhaps, I just Liketh
wearing clothing... On
Purpose?
RouxlsTell them, my Loverse.
Tell them of my Glorie. (-)Uh... Elnina... really sees a
lot in him, so... And, um... Lanino sees a lot in
him, so... RouxlsThey're sayingeth, I'm
Hotte. LancerSusie! Blue Kris! I'm
doing my Hurricane
Attack. Want to help!? (-)Help or
Don't HelpNo responsePick
him up It's a list of Tenna's
remaining employees. (The door is locked.) (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was ShadowMantle.) (The chest is empty.)
(135.1) (It's a vending
machine.) BuySellTalkExit (Select
an item.)
60PTs/$200 - TVDinnerITEM
Even non-TVs
can eat it
HP+100
120PTs/$600 - DeluxeDinnerITEM
Classy
meal for
big shots
HP+140
60PTs/$220 - LodeStoneARMOR
Gain more TP
from bullets
111PTs/$862 - GingerGuardARMOR
Fragrant
armor
Buy it for
PTs?YesNo SusieYou don't get money for
sticking stuff in the
machine, dumbass! That's like the first
thing ANYONE tries.
SusieLet's stick Ralsei in
the machine and see how
much money he costs. RalseiThat's STILL not how it
works! (The vending machine did not
respond.)
(The vending machine had no
response.) (... well, maybe a little.) (... not really.)
(136.1) BECOME STRONGER
BECAME STRONGER
Having fun?
(136.9997) See you soon.
(137) (Looks like a game console.) (Play it?)

YesNo
(138) YOU GOT THE ICE KEY
(139) Ah, Kris. Look at you, a
dressing room big shot! Cheers,
cheers. So how do you fancy the game,
then? Right-o. It ain't much,
innit, luv. Now, I KNEW you wouldn't like
it, I KNEW. So listen up... Y'see, that game you been
playin'? It's not, EXACTLY, the
original. Ol' Tenna's done a little
somethin' here, a little
somethin' there... And made the whole adventure
some big ol' blasted line from
A to B. Primo. Boring. Stuff. But if I know Kris, and boy do
I know Kris... that's not what
YOU want, innit? Freedom. That's what YOU want,
chum, freedom! Well, if I can go hush-hush for
a minute here... Kris, luv. THAT'S what we got
backstage. The ORIGINAL game. Where YOU
decide what to do. All right, enough explaining,
more gaming! I'll keep an eye out for Tenna,
you go have some REAL fun,
alright, luv? There you go! And, I'm sure you
know, but... secret to Tenna,
right, luv?
Ah, Kris. Stick around here
long enough, and you'll
learn... Freedom's just a thing for big
shots.
Kris! How was it? Lots 'o fun? Maybe had a little extra taste
of that... you know? ... Well, regardless, Tenna almost
came in. Gotta be extra careful
next time.
Come again next time, Kris, if
you fancy. All I wanna do is make sure you
can play the games you want,
Kris.
I'm glad you're having REAL
fun, Kris. It's the least I
could do. Not often a Dark World pops up
in your own house, you know? ... though, it could. If you
ever wanted it to.
Sorry, Kris. Don't know what I
was saying there. Just go and enjoy the games,
eh? Cheers.
Kris! How were the games? Just
to your liking? ... What? ... someone backstage
with you? No, Kris. I was back here on
security the whole time. Tenna's really starting to
stick that nose of his around,
though. Sorry, but I think we're gonna
have to make the next one the
last one.
Kris, you sure you're
feeling... normal? ... Well, you are talking to a
power strip. So maybe not.
Haha!
How was the game, luv...? ... what? You couldn't finish
it? Blast it. Maybe you missed
something from the first
stage...? (POINTs to ITEMs!)
(Use the vending machine?)

BuyDon't Buy Hey hey, looks like you rolled
an S-Rank! (wink wink nudge
nudge) Actually, I've heard there's an
even higher rank for true TV
Lovers. ... More like, TV Losers! Who
wants to get THAT!? Nyuk huk
huk... Kris, heheh! Just between us...
You like gambling?

YesNo ... you have T-Rank, don't you.
Heheh... Well, don't sweat it. I know Tenna must have given it
to you himself. Dang, he's
corny...!
Hey, want a hint about RUDE
BUSTER? It's only 1 POINT...

PayDon't Who be-eth, who be-eth? (I hope I can get an
autograph.)
(By the way, I accidentally
came here stuck on your
clothes.) (I'm sure you'll take me back
to Castle Town later.)
(Dustin' makes me feel good...)
(Everyone else left me in the
dust...) (Or, was the dust left in me?)
(Maybe I'll try dusting some
makeup...)
(K... Kris!! I was so scared, I
couldn't move!! Ramb was...
Ramb was...!)
(... wait a second, that's
funny. Kris... didn't you
already go past?) ---! (Someone from behind the
curtain pushed you away...) (...? You felt something spiny
stuck in your hand.) (The curtain shuts tighter as
you approach.)
(Someone behind the curtain is
talking...) (... can I... look like this...
can I... dream like this...) (... when you moved to listen,
suddenly they stopped.)
(...)
(Someone behind the curtain...) (The curtains are shut
tightly.) (It's a corkboard. ... ouch!) (Cactus needles are stuck into
it.) (It's a corkboard.) (Illicit caricatures of Tenna
are hung up.)
(139.1) (It's a vending
machine.) BuyExchangeCheckExit (Select
an item.)
20PTs - TVSlopITEM
Members
discount
deal!
HP+80
20PTs - TVSlopITEM
Members
discount
deal!
HP+80
20PTs - TVSlopITEM
Members
discount
deal!
HP+80
FREE - SMILEAlways at
your
humble
service
SOLD OUT
Buy it for
PTs?YesNo Exchange $ into POINTs? $50 -> 10 PTs$1000 -> 250 PTs$250 -> 60 PTsDon't exchange (There's graffiti here...)
(140) (It's a game system. Looks like
this is where all the
characters in the board play.) (The controllers and system are
all locked up
dentist-office-style.) "(ACT 1 SCHEDULE)." (Various
names and times are written
under it.) ("ACT 2 SCHEDULE" is scrawled
underneath in red pen...)
(It's the back of a paper.
"ACT 3" is scrawled in red at
the top.) (It's a manhole...) (... It won't open.) (...? Seems there's a
controller fallen on the
ground.)
Pick it
upDon't pick
it up Kris... Kris, that's you, isn't
it, luv? Good show, good show... Tenna's been up to this and
that, that and this... All
sorts of boring stuff. But Kris! Oh, Kris! You and I
know... The REAL drama happens
BACKSTAGE! That's why... I got it ready
for you, y'know. One last game. And I'll keep watch. Well, just as long as... haha.
Just as long as I can. Now, Kris, I hate to trouble
you, I really do, but... Y'see, I can't really move
myself now. If you could just shove me out
of the way... Yes, that's right! Just like
that! Kris! ... enjoy the games, eh, luv?
Kris... I'm an ignorant plug.
Can't say I know your
motivation. But... I saw. I saw you make
it, you know. The Fountain. Could it be... you just wanted
to have fun again? Heh heh heh... some REAL fun,
just like the old days. ... That's been my purpose, y'know.
Letting you play your games. But, heh, now that the games
are almost over... Makes you think, was it really
all such a good idea? Your mother. Your poor mother,
what will happen if she wakes
up...? ... ah, what am I doing? A
power strip, giving YOU a
lecture... ... just play your games, luv.
Kris... if not for fun, why'd
you do it? ... mum's the word, innit. Fair
play, fair play.
(141) TennaWelcome to KODAKODA
ISLAND! SusieAlright Ralsei, turn
into a surfboard. RalseiI can only be a
block... WELCOME TO THE ISLAND
BOARD! ATLANTIS AWAITS IN THE
NORTH. BUT, YOU WILL NEED 2
LOVERS TO UNVEIL THE
RAINBOW BRIDGE.
WOAH WOAH! LOOK! THE
CAMERA SHRINE IS
ASHINE! COULD SOMETHING BE
HAPPENING INSIDE!? TennaYou got SPECIAL
PHOTO! Just 2 more!!!
TennaAnother SPECIAL
PHOTO! Just 1 more!!!
TennaThree SPECIAL PHOTOs!
Head back to KODAKODA
SHRINE...
TennaA FOURTH SPECIAL
PHOTO?!
Unbelievable!!! TennaThe SHRINE is ASHINE!
What could it mean!? TennaOh, go back! You
missed the special
prize! TennaWith the MAGIC RAFT,
the OCEAN is your
OYSTER!
(141.1) RalseiKris!! Duck and
cover!!
(141.2) RalseiLooks kind of like
the desert board. TennaWhat!? The trees are
green! Green!!! Alright, this is it folks! Come out, you two! Alright, open your eyes! Wow, looks like your game
characters are just about to
meet... ... At Lover's Peak!!!
(141.3) OH, OH, TENNA TOLD ME
TO WAIT HERE AT
LOVER'S PEAK... THEY SAY WHEN TWO TRUE
LOVERS STAND SIDE BY
SIDE HERE... THE RAINBOWED BRIDGE
TO ATLANTIS WILL
APPEAR. BUT... I DON'T THINK
ANYONE'S COMING HERE
FOR ME... TennaYou know what that
means, kids!!! SusieRalsei, get on the
heart. We're gonna
find you a lover.
THEY SAY WHEN TWO TRUE
LOVERS STAND SIDE BY
SIDE HERE... THE RAINBOWED BRIDGE
TO ATLANTIS WILL
APPEAR. BUT... I DON'T THINK
ANYONE'S COMING HERE
FOR ME... SusieDone. Just gotta move
the other guy. TennaYOU CAN'T USE KRIS
AND RALSEI!!
SusieGot two people. TennaRALSEI DOESN'T
COUNT!!! TennaStill only one lover! RalseiIs one... "lover"...
still a "lover?" RouxlsSo you must be... the
ex. (-)WHO THE HELL IS THAT!? I... I'm sorry, I thought we
were... you didn't... so I... RouxlsLet me sayeth... Let me SAYETH, I know. I can readeth,
the room. Please. Come hither. I don't thinkest thoust
two... shouldst be
Aparte. Instead, thou shouldst
be... Togethere. ... with Me. Because Three... art
stronger... than One. (-)But there's two of RouxlsBecause, sure, Three art
stronger than Two. And many other numbers,
et cetera, et cetera. Everyone in agreemenst? (-)... y... you'll be with me
again, if I...? You'll... be with me again if
I? RouxlsYea, yea, Okaye, we get
it, We Good, let's go. Cue Rainbowe. (Thoust Worms aren't the
only Battle Throuple in
town Nowe...) Susie...What did he say?
What?
(141.4) TennaSorry kids, no
falling rocks today.
TennaSorry kids, no
falling peaches. They
expired. RalseiI thought they were
rocks. TennaThose also expired.
(141.5) TennaA cracked wall! What
could it mean!? MOSS ON THE WALL. IT WAS CONSUMED. SusieThat's what
it means. RalseiThat's what
it means. TennaI'm back! I apologize
to the viewers!!!
(141.6) TennaOh no! the green
spring is blocked up! SusieGuess we'll have to
squeeze Ralsei into a
green smoothie. RalseiH-huh?! Make
smoochies, not
smoothies...
RalseiWe'll need something
to get out that green
liquid...
IS THAT A GREEN BATH!?
LEAVE IT TO ME TO GET
IT FREE! DIG, DIG, DIG! LOOKS LIKE I STRUCK
GREEN GOLD! TAKE A
PICTURE FOR THE AGES! SusieMmm, I'm drinking it! RalseiYou're not drinking
it! COME ON IN! THIS FRESH
AND FRUITY JAMBOREE
WILL HEAL YOUR HP!
(141.7) SusieHey dumbass, game's
broke. I can't lift
this rock. TennaPerhaps you need a
secret tool...
(141.8) TOUCH THE ITEM
TO WEAR IT! GUESS I'M RETIRED. RIBBON YOU LOOK GREAT!
HEH, HEH! RalseiOh, Susie, doesn't
Kris look nice? SusieMaybe for a 2nd
grader.
(141.9) TennaNothing here! Head up
to find a DOCK! Ha ha, what's UP...
DOCK!? Okay, head north or
I'll DOCK your points! RalseiLooks like a puzzle. SusieHeh, leave it to me. TennaWell done Susie!! SusieHeh. Got anything
harder? SusieCool. Smells like
nothing.
(141.91) RalseiKris...? The ending
was right there...
(141.92) TennaRAFT forth! UNKNOWN
MYSTERIES await you!
(141.93) PLEASE BUY THIS BOY!
HE'S MAKING ME LOSE
MY MARBLES! WHAT?
WE GOT NOTHING. YOU GOT LANCER! HO HO! FRIENDSHIP
SHOULDN'T BE BOUGHT... BUT IF YOU HAVE TO,
GOOD YOU DID IT DIRT
CHEAP! I'LL BE WAITING IN
YOUR ITEMS FOR SOME
CHEAP DIRT OF MY OWN. DIG, DIG! HUH? I FEEL LIKE
I EARNED LESS
THAN I THOUGHT.
WOW! YOU'LL REALLY BUY
ME FOR 999 POINTS!?
YESNO
(141.94) TennaWho the heck was that? TennaPhew! Sorry folks,
our contestants got a
little lost! TennaThe end is close!
Back to LOVER'S PEAK! RalseiWhere are we going...?
(141.95) LOOK. GUYSE. I'M
LOSTE. I DIDN'T
MEAN TO MAKE A SHOP.
I HAVETH NOTHING. YOU GOT THE ROUXLS
BLOCK! YON CRUD, I DIDN'T
MEAN TO SELL THAT!!
DON'T TAKE MY
BLOCKS!! I NEEDST
THOSE!!
(141.96) GOOD DEALS GOOD
DEALS, HEH HEH. KEY
100 YOU GOT KEY x1 RalseiWait, there aren't
any keys this time... (-)OOPS! GUESS I MADE
AN INNOCENT MISTAKE. TVDINNER
400 YOU BOUGHT TVDINNER!
FEEL FREE TO USE IT IN
BATTLE!!
(141.97) WITHOUT THE RAIN OF
LOVE TO NOURISH ME... MY LIFE IS LOST AT
SEA, BURNING IN THE
HOT SUN. OH, WOE... NO SPF CAN
SAVE ME FROM MYSELF... WHAT? YOU HAVE SOMEONE
TO SHOW ME...? TennaYes! Close your eyes! (-)OKAY, I'LL TRY
ANYTHING ONCE. YOU GOT LANINO
WITHOUT THE SHINE OF
LOVE TO GUIDE ME... MY LIFE IS LOST AT
SEA, WITH THE RAIN,
LIKE TEARS, AS SALTY AS THE
OCEAN... WHAT? YOU HAVE SOMEONE
TO SHOW ME...? TennaYes! Close your eyes! (-)OKAY, I'LL TRY
ANYTHING ONCE. YOU GOT ELNINA SusieHeh, I think I know
where we're going. RalseiWhere are we going...?
(141.99) BINOCULARS. 10 POINTS
TO TAKE A VIEW OF
ATLANTIS STADIUM! RalseiIt must be
beautiful... BINOCULARS. LOOK
INSIDE? VIEWDO
NOT
(141.991) TennaWelcome to KODAKODA
SHRINE!
TennaWith 3 PHOTOS, a PATH
OPENS... A PODIUM FOR HOLDING A
PHOTOGRAPH.
A PHOTIUM.
A PHOTO OF A FLOWER
TORN IN TWO.
A PHOTO OF THE SMITTEN
CACTUS.
A PHOTO OF THE SCARLET
ANTLION.
A PHOTO OF A SPRING OF
GREEN PERFUME. TAKE 3 GRAND PHOTOS
TO REACH THE OCEAN.
(141.992) RalseiOh, a camera! YOU GOT THE CAMERA! PRESS [Z] TO TAKE A
PICTURE! RalseiKris! Take a photo! RalseiCute selfie, Kris! SusiePff. Can't you even
pose? RalseiA-Ahh! Hahaha! That's
me! SusieHeh, guess it's OK if
it's in a game.
(141.993) THE PLANT OF SPIKES,
HIDES IN THE FOREST. IT'S NO ROSE, BUT ITS
THORNS HOLD LOVE. A GREEN GEYSER, JUST
NEXT DOOR. WHO CAN DIG IT UP? THE RED ANTLION, UNDER
THE GROUND. FANGS OF YOUTH,
UNEARTHED WITH A
PHOTO. A FLOWER TORN IN HALF! I WONDER WHO TOOK
IT... THE PHOTO, I
MEAN. TennaHey kids, wrong way!
(141.994) TennaHuh? My antennas
are... Sorry, be right back,
kids! Ralsei... Wait a second...
Your controllers
are...
(141.995) RalseiOh! Another puzzle! Susie... RalseiSo, um, should be
easy for you, right? SusieLook over there! RalseiHuh? ? SusieLet's go, easy puzzle. Eww, Kris, stop
trying to hug Ralsei. RalseiK... Kris!? SusieUhh... knock it off,
"Kris". You're uh,
distracting me. RalseiS-Sorry, Susie! RalseiSusie!! That was
amazing!! SusieYou doubted my
geniusness?
RalseiWow!! Great job,
Susie!! SusieYeah, great job,
"Susie." RalseiUmm, nice job on this
puzzle, Kris... SusieHey, I got the
throwing thingy.
(141.996) TOUCH THE ITEM
TO WEAR IT! SusieHaha, PIZZA DEODORANT
(FOR NERDS)? Hey, Ralsei. Looks
like Kris is trying
to tell you something. RalseiK... Kris? You think
I need, um...? You know, I'm not
exactly sure, how I
would even require
that sort of thing... ... Um, if it's for you,
Kris... Um, I hope this is...
better? SusieEwwwww, Kris is
huffing the
fuuumes!!! Hahaha!!! RalseiUm, I'm... Just going to read
the instruction
manual for a bit...
GUESS I'M RETIRED. RIBBON PIZZA
DEODORANT
(FOR NERDS) Ralsei--oh!
(141.997) SusieLook out, Kris! Enemy! SusieFINE. I'll fix the
controllers. RalseiThank you very... W... wait a second.. S-Susie! Change me
back!! SusieC'mon, just for a
bit. It'll be fun. Ralsei... Umm, Kris, don't you
want your controller
back? (-)You can
have a
turnLet's all
go back
to normal
(141.998) RalseiSo... um... K-Kris, which way
should I... SusieYou got the
controller, YOU
choose. RalseiThis way... seems
nice. RalseiIt's fun... just
moving around. Haha. SusieY'know you can do
that whenever, right. RalseiI... I guess so.
(141.999) RalseiOh! A flower cut in
half! This is a photo
spot! Umm, h... how do you
take a photo? Oops. Haha, look, I got it! Taking photos is fun!
RalseiOh!! A pretty flower! A FLOWER... HALF OF
THE PETALS ARE
MISSING. HALF OF THE STEM IS
MISSING. HALF OF THE MIDDLE IS
MISSING. YET, IT STANDS.
(141.9991) RalseiI'm just used to
following, haha. I'm not normally... Supposed to be... a
player one. A CRACKED CONCH,
SURROUNDED BY WASHED
UP GLASS. NOT A PERSON SEEMED TO
WANT IT. LISTEN TO IT?
LISTENDO NOT
(141.9992) SusieHey, why don't we
just stay as these
characters? Until I find
something cool I
wanna throw. Ralsei... if it's okay!
Haha.
SusieCan't believe I have
to do this. RalseiNice solve, Susie! RalseiOh! Nice solve, Kris!
(141.9993) RalseiOh, bombs! I bet we
could... Susie... Alright turn's over. Heh, worth it. Ralsei... SusieWhat? RalseiUm, nothing...
SusieDIBS.
(141.9995) TennaWait! That's *MY*
secret bonus zone! SusieWow. Looks like mine,
dude. TennaWell, haha, good luck
reaching those! I keep my investments
SHORT-proof! RalseiUmm, let's just go,
Susie... W-wait! I... I'm covered in
ill-gotten gains! TennaHe told me digital
currency was SECURE!!!
SusieHm...
TennaSigh... Can't a guy
have just one bonus
zone to himself...?
(141.9996) TennaYou've unlocked a NEW
RAFT!!!
(141.9998) TennaEven I don't know
what's this way!
(141.9999) Tenna... HEY, you two
aren't supposed to be
here! HEY, KRIS, WANT TO
PLAY MONEY MAKING
GAME? TennaWhat the --- Who said you could do
that on the job!? (-)UH OH, GIG'S UP!
HEY KRIS, WANT TO PLAY
MONEY -- WAIT, WHERE'S THE
BOSS? TIME TO TAKE AN
UNSANCTIONED BREAK!
(141.99993) TennaAnyone?
(141.99995) TennaAnyone else think
that was cool? Haha...
(141.99996) TennaSo uh... the Tropic
of Love...
(141.99998) YOU FOUND THE TROPIC
OF LOVE!
(141.99999) TennaYeah, this is where
you're supposed to go.
(141.999995) TennaWhen I said EXPLORE,
I didn't mean THIS
MUCH! C'mon!
(141.999998) TennaYou're really getting
a kick out of this,
huh?!
(141.9999993) SusieWoah, what's in THERE?
(141.9999994) Susie... a leftover...? TennaHuh? I mean... uh...
it's unfinished!
SusieMan, wish we could
get in there.
(141.9999995) SusieWhat was in it? TennaNothing! It just goes
back to...
(141.9999996) TennaIt doesn't matter!
Let's get back to the
game!
(141.99999994) TennaI'm BACK! Onto
ATLANTIS! ... why is this
RAINBOW so IMPURE!?
(141.99999995) UNDER CONSTRUCTION!
KEEP OUT!
(141.99999996) TennaSorry, nothing up
this way, folks!
(141.99999997) TennaSee, it just loops!
(141.99999998) TennaThis part's
unfinished! Go back!
(141.99999999) TennaUnfinished!
UNFINISHED, I said!
(141.999999991) TennaMIKE, CUT! CUT!!!
SusieThat's weird. There's
something up here. Ralsei... RalseiI feel kind
of... glad we're
going back. SusieWhat, don't
like the cold? Ralsei... I guess...
not. Haha. SusieJust cool thinking
what might've
been there. A little past... what
would we could see. Ralsei... Susie... were you
scared? RalseiI just didn't know...
what was over there. It could've been...
trouble. SusieLike, if Tenna
caught us? Ralsei... SusieWell, we're headed
back now, 'k? Ralsei... right! Let's
finish the game!
(141.999999992) TennaAtlantis sure is
beautiful this time
of year! RalseiHuh? It seems pretty
dark--
(141.999999993) SusieUh oh. RalseiUh oh. FABULOUS! A MUGSHOT OF
YOU THREE CRIMINALS! YOU TOOK MY CAMERA,
TOOK THE MOON AND EVEN
TOOK THE CLOUDS. NOW, IF YOU'RE GOING
TO BE TAKING AND
TAKING... COULD YOU AT LEAST
TAKE A PHOTO OF ME?
HMM, THAT LAST PHOTO
SHOOT DIDN'T GO SO
WELL. HOW ABOUT A RETAKE?
(141.999999995) SusieDamn, wish something
was there. Ralsei... I don't
know...
(141.999999996) Susie...a tree?
(141.999999997) TennaThe secret lawnmower
game! Everybody's
favorite! Push the lawnmower
and it will fly! The
grass will grow as
you mow! Cut as much grass as
you can before the
timer runs out to get
some points!!! When you're ready,
push the lawn mower
to start!
Interrupting TennaSure, yeah. I was
done. Go ahead. TennaA score of ?!
IMPRESSIVE!
(142) (It's a suspicious drawer...
open it?)

YesNo (No need to look in here
anymore.) (Pipis was added to your
ITEMs.) Susie(Why...)Ralsei
Not enough space (You don't have room in your
ITEMs to hold the Pipis.) Susie(Good...)Ralsei
(147) SusieHey! There's Tenna
onstage over there...! ... maybe we could talk
to him for a sec? Y'know, get some hints
about the next board...? Anyway, let's go! RalseiW-wait. Kris, maybe we should
let Susie go... And just watch from
here...? (-)
See what
Susie's doingLet's just
chill dude SusieSo what the hell were
you two doing? (-)TalkingTrying to
close eyes and
think about
Susie Susie... uh, okay. Weirdos. You know, I thought he
was a weirdo at first,
but... Tenna's not such a bad
guy, y'know, Kris...?
Just kinda lonely. (-)

He's funHe sucks Susie(Tenna looks busy...)
Susie... we gotta tell Tenna
this is the last game. (-)

Let's goWait Susie... huh? Kris, you
really want to talk to
Tenna? (-)

Let me talkNah RalseiKris, are we all ready
to start Round 2? (-)
Still not
readyReady Ralsei(Seems like the next
board isn't ready
yet...) (Maybe we should go talk
to Tenna?)
Susie(... No next Board until
we figure out what's
going on.)
Susie(Stop scratching at the
door like a dog, you
idiot.) Ralsei(Aww, Kris wants
walkies...?) Susie... ... man. There's nothing that
pisses me off more... ... than people who
don't tell you the whole
deal. Ralsei... You mean, Tenna...? SusieYeah. I dunno what,
but... he's hiding
something. ... Let's go take a look
around, Kris.
(148.999999997) GO TO
NORTHERN LIGHT
THE KEY WAS
FORGOTTEN
(148.999999999) PHEW! FINALLY, SOME
PEACE AND QUIET! ... I WONDER
IF THEY EVEN
LIKE THE GAME...? I'M TRYING MY BEST
TO MAKE IT FUN, BUT... HERE AND THERE,
STRANGE THINGS ARE
SHOWING THROUGH... OH, WHY DID I BASE
IT OFF THIS STUPID
OLD THING! ... KRIS, OH, KRIS
IF YOU COULD JUST
SMILE... LAUGH... TELL ME I'M DOING
SOMETHING RIGHT...
PLEASE... WHAT THE? I HEAR
FOOTSTEPS! NO GOOD
I NEED TO MAKE
MY GETAWAY
(148.9999999991) UNLOCKED WITH THE
ICE KEY
AREN'T YOU FORGETTING
SOMETHING IMPORTANT?
(150) ... located... in the purple
cliffs? Perfect! Don't waste
any time. You know what comes next.
Assembly, air holes, soft,
soothing music... Then we just need time. One more board, just ONE more
board and then... SusieHey. (-)S... SUSIE!!! SUSIE, sweetheart, my STAR
contestant, hey, how can I help
you!? Free toy ball voucher!?
Refreshments!? Lifetime supply
of NON-GLOOBY slime? SusieJust, uh... Wanted to say the games
were pretty fun, I
guess. (-)They... they are? SusieI mean, you SAW when you
interrupted us, but...
Ralsei... He was being kind of...
weird, earlier. I feel like this cheered
him up. And... me too. It's just been taking my
mind off...
everything... I guess. (-)S... Susie...? SUSIE!!!!!!! I've never wanted to hear
ANYTHING more!!! I'VE LOVED putting on this
SHOW! I haven't had this much
fun in years! Seeing REAL LAUGHS! REAL
SMILES! From an audience of
MORE THAN ONE! It's a DREAM! I... can't lie. I've been a
bit, alone, until recently. SusieI... can relate, I
guess. (-)But hosting you and lil' Ralsei
has been an HONOR! Even if
you're a tad sassy! SusieUmm, hey, Kris was
having fun, too. (-)Oh... yeah, Kris! Haha, Kris! Good old Kris! What
a stinker! Susie... don't you like Kris? (-)What the - are you kidding!? I
LOVE Kris! They were one of my
original viewers! I'm just not sure if, heh,
they... uhh, love TV. SusieHuh? Why wouldn't
they... (-)HEY would you look at that!!
The NEXT BOARD's ready!!! It was GREAT talking to you,
Susie!! Good luck out there!! SusieUhh, yeah! Later! SusieHey, Tenna... (-)What do you MEAN!? Then MAKE.
The AIRHOLES. BIGGER! What do you think I'M PAYING
your ELECTRICITY BILL FOR!? And HOW are they not HERE YET!?
The LIGHTNERS are gonna get
BORED! If that purple girl finds out
about this, it's ALL OVER! Susie... what are you talking
about? (-)S-Susie!? Kris!? Uh, Susie,
I... Susie, sweetHEART! Hey, what's
the trouble? Susie... what was with that
phone call? (-)Oh, THAT! Oh, NO I can't
believe you, uh, HEARD! We were, uh, just planning a
SPECIAL SURPRISE GAME for
you... You, uh, didn't hear what it
WAS, did you? Susie... nah. Uh... ... I gotta, go,
actually.
Keep it TOGETHER, Tenna!
They... they're STILL loving
it! They have to be! CLASSIC TV NEVER GETS OLD!!!
And Susie! Susie, she was so
excited... K... Kris! Hey, Kris! Kris ol'
buddy, ol' pal! How's it going! It's uh, it's uh, it's goin'
great, isn't it!? Everything's,
just hunky doody! Haha... Uh, heheh... Where are
your, uh, buddies? Your pals? By yourself, huh? Don't you
wanna, y'know, heheh, keep 'em
company? Heheh... Oh, uh, hey, would you look at
that! My, uh, my beeper's
going! You know, my silent beeper!
Haha, it's a new one! I... I
gotta be goin' now! By the way... Seen your father
recently? Your brother? You know, we still got that
cowboy program... The one your
dad likes... He was, heh, bouncin' you on
your knee as you watched it
together... Sorry, Kris! Sorry! I gotta... I have to go!
(157) (The door is locked by some
garbage mechanism.) SusieHell yeah. Security
lights. That means going
stealth mode. Always wanted to sneak
like this. Let's hit the
wall, Kris. What the -- you's ain't allowed
in here! SusieHey, uh, Kris? So, uh, sneaking
actually really sucks. Let's just go super
fast. (-)(You and Susie decided to go
really really fast in every
Stealth Zone.) (Inside the trash...) (... was a switch!)
(Inside the trash is a switch,
but it's pressed down too far.) (Reaching it would mean
climbing into the trash.) (Also, it would turn the lights
back on.) Climb
into the
trashForget it
(159) (It's a controller that lets
you play as Lancer. Take it?)

TakeNo (Lancer controller.)
(You tried to use the console,
but nothing happened.) LancerHo ho ho! What's up, my
gang? (... stone.)
(160) (It's admiring his serious
vibes.) Me? Dance? Why would I do that? I'm the Serious Trashy. ... Gee whiz, you don't know
the personality of your own
trashcan?
Come to YOUR town? Can't you
see I'm busy here?
Ribbick lost You "trash"... You "absolute
garbage"... Ha! You wish I could call you
those great terms of respect. You treated the dusty with
destruction. You're not even
worth a trash can's time.
You're not even worth a trash
can's time. (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was DeluxeDinner.) (The chest is empty.)
(161) You's a cheater, ain't ya.

CheaterNot Really (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was 1 POINTs.) (1 POINTs was added to your
SCORE.)
(The chest is empty.)
(164) Hey! Youse ain't supposed to be
back here! There's a chain stopping the
way. Take it down?

YesNo
(166) Welcome to EXTRA GAME! Tonight,
our PHYSICAL CHALLENGE
will be... W-Wait just a moment!! I'm
receiving an EMERGENCY
BROADCAST... Something MASSIVE has begun
ASSAULTING the CITY!!! Multiple buildings are up in
FLAMES!!! At this rate... everything...
EVERYONE will be destroyed!!! Can anyone PLEASE tell me who
this MONSTER IS!? Here come the baddies,
folks!! Take 'em
down!! See a ball!? Send it
back! Just like catch with
pops!! More TV haters!!!
Show' em what this
house stands for!!! Bonus time! These homes gave me
bad ratings! Destroy
them to restore my
popularity!! Uh oh! A dozer! The
front's tough! Smack
it from behind!! More dozers!! Susie!!
Don't let them scrap
me!!! Oh no! So many Tennas
balls! Who is
responsible for this
madness!? Heal up! I think i
hear the boss
coming... Oh no!!! In paper
mache!!! It's my worst
hater!!! He's charging a big
shot!!! Hit him to
reset the charge!!! Look how small and
disgusting his nose
is!!! Yuck!!! Kill him!!! Kill him
now!!! Show dominance!!! Show
dominance now!!! Show
it!!! PHEW!!! YOU GUYS SAVED
TV!!! YOU HAVE WON!!! Hey, guys? Guys, they
won! They won, I
said!! You can stop trying to
beat me up now!!! Hey!!! I'm not paying
you guys for this!!! Paycuts!!! You guys
are actually gonna get
paycuts! Is anybody gonna
listen to me?!?!
Failure Nooooooo!!!!!!
Success No TVs were harmed in the
making of this minigame.
(167) Oh, it's you... Let me check if
you're on the guest list. ... Please enjoy.
(168) Don't tell anyone... but dis
little guy is my closest pal. Since da Pippins are
rulebreakers, we ain't s'poseda
be friendly with 'em... But dis guy, he's real nice!
Dis guy is the only one you can
trust. Remember his face.
I saw you buy it. Only a fool
would be tricked by a
counterfeit like that.
Y'know, I'm a bit worried...
ain't Pippinses originally from
Card Castle? If dis guy turned ta stone, I
ain't sure what I'd do...
(Some kind of stone statue.) One day when I accidentally
broke the rules, this guy stood
by my 6 sides! Since then, I decided to play
fair. ... y'know, if it helps
this guy out!
Hey Kris, remember the Flying
Aces? ... Well, me neither...
What happens, happens... I
think I fit in just fine, don't
I? Kris, tell this bozo he's got
nothin' to worry about!
By the way, seen a ticket
anywhere? Nothing... just a
hunch.
I don't get it... Shouldn't I
have been the one to turn to
stone!? W... will he be stuck if he
stays like this...? Kris, you should really hurry
up and seal the fountain!
Ah, wait, Kris! Didn't you
steal him from that cat girl's
house? No, maybe I'm wrong... Ahh, I
can't believe this happened... (POINTs to ITEMs!)
(Use the vending machine?)

BuyDon't Buy (It's a lone doorframe.)
(But for some reason, you can't
see through it...)
(It's a door.)
(Where will you go?) TV World
EntranceGreen RoomGoulden SamCancel The couch cliffs, how purple
and majestic they were. The dusty, the empty, such are
the worlds such as those.
Ooo la la. The purple worlds,
you think they give the creeps. Tsk... You have seen not but
that tempered by light. You should thank Tenna for
brightening everything up.
In the once upon a time, there
was a land like purple cliffs. A frozen waste, watery basin, a
metal desert. But, this theater was built
upon that... and, it grew.
Not everyone liked the change.
Some people left. Of course, that was in the days
of the black-and-white. (It's a poster. It doesn't have
any words on it.) Hey! Hey, you! You wanna be an
S rank, don't you... Well, you didn't hear it from
me, but I might know a way. I just need 1500 POINTs. Yeah, yeah. 1500 POINTs.
Give
1500 POINTsNo thanks Hey, wanna buy an S...? Well, too bad! You got Z-Rank,
didn't you? Even I can't wash off the
stench of that! Z-yew!
(168.1) (It's a vending
machine.) BuyCelByeExit (Select
an item.)
80PTs - ToxicAxeWEAPON
Smelly
weapon
80PTs - Saber10WEAPON
Tsun-type
armaments
80PTs - FlexScarfWEAPON
Weaklings
can flex too
30PTs - TVSlopITEM
Full of
nutrient
HP+80
Buy it for
PTs?YesNo (There's a black and white
animation cel of Tenna on it.)br>Don'texchange (You said bye and left.)
(169) SusieWhat the... The hell did you do to
us!? (-)Hon hon!! Cool your burners,
folks!! Today's
PHYSICAL CHALLENGE... Is the COOKING CHANNEL! SusieOh, okay. That actually
makes sense. (-)Kris, your mother used to
LOVE cooking shows, didn't
she? Oh, how she'd LAUGH, glowingly,
along with each new recipe, Feverishly taking notes on each
step to make them for her
family... As you and your BROTHER
pretended the chefs were
bungling the simplest parts! "Darn!! I overcooked the
water!!" "Oops!! No!! I keep breaking
the eggs!! Oops!!" AHAHAHA!! Hahaha!! That sure
was FUN, wasn't it? Now, are you ready or what!?
Instructions
pleaseLet's go THAAAAT'S IT!!! Well, would you LOOK at those
smiling customers!? They're happy as
yet-to-be-cooked clams! And Kris, YOU'RE just as happy,
aren't you? You remember how FUN watching
cooking shows was too, don't
you!? SusieSo did we win? (-)What do you THINK? That was the
most UNFORGETTABLE show in
prime time!! MIKE! Show the results OF THE
BOARD!!! Hey, you know those famous
STARS they award to incredible
restaurants...? You just got a NEGATIVE ONE!!
The world's first Anti-Good
Restaurant!! Gotta give it to ya, you're
trailblazers! Alright, one more try! Let's
CHALLENGE again!!
You lost 2 TIMES?! Can someone go check if the
fire is defective!?
You lost 3 TIMES?! The audience is starting to
question the quality of the
popcorn!
You lost 4 TIMES?! If that famous angry chef gets
here, we're gonna get shut
down!
You lost 5 TIMES?! The food is going cold! The
actor's union isn't gonna like
this!
You lost 6 TIMES?! I'll admit it! I'm using
imitation fire! But you can do
it!
You lost 7 TIMES?! With the screen going so grey I
thought this was an
infomercial!
You lost 8 TIMES?! One more loss and Susie will be
replaced with a paid actor!
You lost 9 TIMES?! All right, that's it. We're
turning off the lose condition. You happy!?
(170) (A console and TV.) (It won't turn on...)
RalseiIt's a game console...
But there are no
controllers. SusieDon't worry, I made sure
to take mine.
Sword route RalseiIt's a game console...
But there are no... ... huh? Kris, where'd
you get that
controller... SusieWhere'd you get the
sword? That's badass. (It's a door with a PARENTAL
LOCK system to prevent the
viewing of R-RATED MOVIES.)
(171) (It's a door with a PARENTAL
LOCK system to prevent the
viewing of R-RATED MOVIES.)

Enter CodeDo Not
(172) Ahhh... Kris, remember when
your brother was here? You used to spend so, so, much
time with him. With me. Watching cartoons. Playing
games. Smiling. Laughing. Crying. Why? Why don't you two do that
anymore...? What!? He went to COLLEGE? Well... why'd he have to go do
THAT!? You. Can learn. ANYTHING! On
TV! Ahahahah!!! Yes. The instructions. Right.
The INSTRUCTIONS!!!! They're coming out of the
pipes. They're crawling out of the
pipes. Where are they going...!? Hahaha... I... don't... KNOW!! Ahahahahahaha!!!
(174) That's right! A MUSICAL
CHALLENGE! And this time,
it's... Oh God. Oh God, it's coming. The music is coming. I can't stop it...
[TV World - Goulden Sam] (177) (You are greeted by yet another
prisonlike location.) (You question why your
adventures feature so many of
these.) This is the dungeon. Press your
luck against security... ... And you'll end up in one of
these cages. Hee hee.
This place is like a maze, so
getting sent around is
confusing. By the way, you should really
clean up around here! (On my first day, I was taken
and brought to this place.) (I've never met another of my
kind...)
(Am I the only one? Am I
original?) Been a while! I got caught
smuggling TV Dinners for DARK
DOLLARS. But that hasn't stopped me.
Wanna buy a TV Dinner? Buy 1 for $300NopeBuy 3 for $800 TV Dinner?
Violence You're the jerk wanted for
violence, right? ... heh, I can't believe I'm
dealing with a criminal. How about it? Want to buy a TV
Dinner? (It's a lone doorframe.)
(But for some reason, you can't
see through it...)
(It's a door.)
(Where will you go?) TV World
EntranceGreen RoomGoulden SamCancel This Jail is still Pissing me
off I am the original
Starwalker
(179) (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was ReviveMint.) (The chest is empty.) (You tried to use the console,
but nothing happened.)
(181) (I'm Suilver Sam.)
(Am I the only one? Yeah-hah...
Am I original? Yeah-hah...) This is Punishment Cage B. Having been in both, it's
better than Cage A, but not by
much. Da boss is lookin' for
cheaters. You's ain't seen any
cheaters, have ya? NoI'm a cheaterYes I see dat ain't too effective.
Okay... alright...
(182) Kris, all done?

YesNot Yet
(184) Mumble... mumble... fumble...
fumble... (He hardly seems
comprehensible.)
Mumble, mumble... You know, it's quite hard to
understand you sometimes. Perhaps you should try speaking
up!
Mumble, mumble... My favorite game, what a
shame... Mumble, Mumble...
where could this
be...?
Nowhere? Mumble... No,
no... This is
somewhere...
Mumble, this old tome
admires your...
inquisitiveness.
Mumble... You're very
interested in going
nowhere, aren't you?
Mumble... well, I have
a ticket there. Yes, I
have a ticket there...
Mumble, mumble... A
ticket to nowhere...
Mumble, mumble... But,
the ticket is
somewhere...
Mumble, mumble... Yes,
it was left here. It
was left here by...
Mumble, oh, I don't
seem to remember...
Mumble... mumble...
You are alone, are
you?
Good, it's not a good
idea to go nowhere
with somebody else...
Mumble, mumble...
alone is better...
I only have one ticket
after all... Where is
it...
Mumble, mumble...
That's right, it's in
the wardrobe!
Why don't you head
over to the right...
mumble...
Mumble... That's
odd... I thought it
was in the wardrobe...
Mumble, mumble...
What? You can't find
the ticket? Odd, quite odd...
Considering... You've been holding it
from the moment you
stepped in the room.
Mumble, mumble...
Mumble, mumble... YOU LOOKED IN THE
WARDROBE. ALAS, THE WARDROBE WAS
EMPTY! (You tried to use the console,
but nothing happened.)
(187) You opened the chest. Inside was 10 POINTs! 10 POINTs was added to your
SCORE.
(An empty treasure chest.) (... It's pointless.)
(189) It's now time for our feature presentation FEACHER Coming straight from your house Coming straight from YOUR house He's the One THE KING OF ONLY He's GROOVY and NEVER glooby! You can't get this from an EGG! The sensation of your screen The show that makes you scream Say it with him, folks! MR. (Ant)
TENNA'S
TV TIME!!!
(190) And, I've been having SO much
fun playing with you all, I... just don't want it to end! So... please... just say it
with me.
IT'S!! TV!! TIME!!! SusieEnough already!! (-)Wh-what are you doing!? I just
had this suit DE-AXED!!! SusieWe're done messing
around. Give back Toriel. Now. (-)Alright. I get it. I. GET IT! I REALLY get it!! Talking!! I've been doing too
much... TALKING!! NO MORE questions!! What you
need... Is another
PHYSICAL CHALLENGE!!
(192) SusieWhere the heck is
this...? It's kinda cold in
here..
(193) TennaWelcome to the WORLD
of TV TIME!! Don't be blown away
by the graphics, kids! SusieUh... I'll try not to. Waiting TennaKris! Only YOU may
press any button to
start! At any time, you may
press ONE button! ... you know what,
forget it.
[TV World - Before the Show] (194) RalseiHuh? It's a "reminder
manual" I was
revising... How'd it get here,
exactly? (-)

Read itDon't read it (Wants an autograph.)

SignDon't
(In shock...) Kris! This world doesn't take
cash. Instead, you'll earn
POINTs! (So how about one last chance
to use your $$$...?) (Need any items?) (You hear the audience
whispering in awe at your
presence.) (You are filled with the power
of undeserved fame.) Everyone pose! Yah performance will be graded.
"S-Rank," "A-rank", dat sorta
thing... There ain't no shame in having
a low rank, so just have fun.
Dere might be a special room
for "S-Rank" winners... Ah, the stars. Charmed. We'll
be your boss encounter. Here's a little romantic
forecast for you... The weather... ... always sticks together.
Tonight's weather is... Kris, luv. Let's catch up in
the Green Room... RouxlsSo, any Ideas on howth I
can be TV Guy's
second-in-command? Everyone got their snacks and
drinks? Once the show starts there will
be NO bathroom breaks! Are we all ready to begin the
show?!

ReadyNot Ready Are we ready now?
[TV World - Entrance] (195) (It's a poster. It doesn't have
any words on it.) (It's a poster. It has word on
it.) (It's a lone doorframe.)
(But for some reason, you can't
see through it...)
(It's a door.)
(Where will you go?) TV World
EntranceGreen RoomGoulden SamCancel
(196) (It's a poster. It doesn't have
any words on it.) (It's a poster. It has word on
it.) (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was TVDinner.) (The chest is empty.)
(197) QUIZ! GET
READY! WHAT'S THE REWARD FOR
C-RANK?A
CANDYB
COOLER GET
READY! WHO RUNS THE GREEN ROOM
CONCESSIONS?A
RAMBB
ROMB QUIZ! GET
READY! KRIS'S LAST NAME!?A
DREEMURRB
DREEMURE GET
READY! WHAT WAS YOUR RANK ON BOARD
1!?A
BB
S WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T
FOUND THE LIGHTNERS YET!? Arrghhh!! You're all... FIRED!!! I mean, uh... HIRED!!!! I mean, uh... No more POINTs until you
CAPTURE them!! You like POINTs,
right!? Okay, then we're CLEAR, right!
You guys...
(198) (It's a poster. It doesn't have
any words on it.) Oh, you're here for the next
CHALLENGE, aren't you? Hurry, put these on and get on
stage!
(200) (Someone is behind the
curtain... silently.)
(Someone was watching you fight
the watercooler...) (They seem relieved you didn't
flirt with it.)
(Someone was watching you flirt
with the watercooler.) How nice... her water... was
always so nourishing... wasn't
it... She... was so brave... to put
herself out there like that. I'm sure you two... will be...
very happy together... (But, something about the words
sounded sad.) (It's a cardboard prop of
spikes.) (It's not blocking the way at
all.) (You opened the treasure
chest.) (Inside the treasure chest,
there was a WATERCOOLER!)
(Inside the treasure chest...) (.. there was another
WATERCOOLER!) (But, there was also 500
POINTs) (500 POINTs was added to your
SCORE.)
(The chest is empty.)
(202) (It's a poster. It doesn't have
any words on it.) There you are! It's time for
another show! C'mon!
(203) Susie... RalseiO-oops... I forgot I was wearing
it. (A pile of hay.) RalseiOoh, looks yummy!
W-wait, what am I
saying...? (Dried grass. No sass.)
Dealmaker "LIGHT nER! HAY-HA Y HAY!!!" (... is what it felt like your
glasses would say.) (You slowly unlocked the
door...!) (Inside the closet was a HORSE
COSTUME and MINI-STABLE.) (RALSEI RANCHER is now unlocked
for your CASTLE TOWN!) Susie... (-)(Susie slowly locked the
door...!) (RALSEI RANCHER is now locked
for your CASTLE TOWN. Again.)
SusieThe only ranch WE need
is "cool," right, Kris? (-)

Yes...
...
Yes SusieExactly.
(204) Look at all those contracts,
man.. Can't believe Tenna's got
'em doing anything he wants!
Amazing, you shredded their
contracts! ... legally, I'm not
sure that means anything.. But hey, if they knew legal
stuff, they wouldn't have
signed in the first place!
The Shadowguys are supposed to
be doing Tenna's contract
work... But, seems like the whole
system got shut down somehow. No one knows what they should
do now...
Heh, looks like they decided
that if the game doesn't work,
why should they?
Shadowguy lost The Shadowguys are supposed to
be here doing Tenna's contract
work... But, they got scared you beat
them up, so they split.
Hey, at least you SPAREd them
from doing some work! (You attempted to use the
console... but realized it
wouldn't do anything.) (You started to leave.) (Suddenly, everyone else
started to notice it might be
okay to leave, too...)
(205) WHAT!? She ROLLED OVER in her
SLEEP!? Did you try the CLASSICAL MUSIC
CHANNEL like I SAID!? You know she'll be in GRAVE
DANGER if she's AWAKE for this,
right!? ... what!? You QUIT!? You can't
QUIT!!! RAMB!!! ARRRGH, I KNEW HE WAS A
GOOD-FOR-NOTHING!!! SusieDamn, Kris, I don't know
what's going on, but... We gotta hurry.
[TV World - Concert] (208) (You hear a jazz concert only
consisting of saxophones.) (You are filled with the power
of everyone playing a solo at
once.)
(It's a concert, but no one is
here to play.) (You are filled with the power
of a crowd cheering for noone.)
Violence (It's a concert, but no one has
shown up.) (You question if a concert can
be a concert if no one is
there.)
[TV World - Cooking Show] (213) (The incense of hot snacks and
spicy flavors assaults you.) (You are filled with the power
of the primal invention of
fire.) Geh-ha-ha-ha... RalseiR-Rouxls Kaard! RouxlsAND, don't forget my
Loverse, Sun Guy and
Moon Girl. RalseiUm... Kris, get ready for
another fight! RouxlsHa! Quell your mouth, my
dearest Bimbitoe! We're just hereth for
the Snackse. Goeth on. I hath no
quarrel with thee. RalseiUmm... you don't? But... if you capture
us, won't you earn
Tenna's admiration? RouxlsHaha! Oh, please! I am
Beyonde such shallow
Desires... For you See, I hath
already Gotten them! My two Paramours art
already TV Guy's
Second-In-Commande... And by the Transitive
Propertie, that also
maketh ME...? This world's Personal
Duke of Puzzles? Right, Honey 1 and Honey
2? That's howeth this
Workse? (-)Umm...? RouxlsSee? It's totally how it
Workse. Now begone! Each moment with Rouxls, is... RouxlsRouxlsy (-)Each moment with Rouxlsy, is...
um, so informative. See, he has us write everything
on these cards... RouxlsThe Rouxls Kaard
Relationshipe Systeme... (-)

Hear moreNo more RouxlsFear not. I haveth
givenst up the path of
Violense. Never against shallst we
Cross Swordes. For I hath found...
Love. Loverse. (-)

Hear morePlease no more It's like Rouxls... RouxlsRouxlsypoo (-)It's like Rouxlsypoo says, a
relationship, is about... Umm, not being alone. And with
two partners, you are umm, less
alone.

Hear moreEnough (A snack mix.) (All of the bagel chips have
been picked out, rendering it
powerless.) Guyse? RouxlsSo it actually Doesn't
Worke. We had a talk, and it
doesn't Worke. Even IF I dateth them...
I'm NOT?? 2nd in
Commande??? So. Headsts together. What art we going to Do
about That. SusieIf you fight us we'll
kick your ass. RouxlsYes, haha. I Knowst. We
shalth not fight. Unless we did...
Nonviolentlye? RalseiPlease don't start a
battle. RouxlsOkaye, But what if... I Do Oh my sweet cloud... I... I...
after you! No, my sunny moon! I... I...
You go first! I really didn't like that guy
that much! He was hot but really weird! He moved the laser pointer too
fast!
(218) The console is unresponsive.
(You tried to use the console,
but nothing happened.) (It's a parental lock. It seems
to be undefined.)

Enter CodeDo Not
(219) (It's a moral choice...) (Love/Hate won...)
(220) You opened the chest. Inside was 10 POINTs! 10 POINTs was added to your
SCORE.
(It's pointless.) HEY!!! WHAT THE!? MY... MY SECRET
BONUS ZONE!!! HEY!!! Wh-what's wrong with ME having
the car!? THEY weren't gonna
win it!! I was... just giving it a daily
TEST DRIVE! Checking on that
"sweet breeze"! Alright! ALRIGHT you little
ripoff artists!!! You think you
can take MY cookies!? Might I remind you, you signed
a little, ahem, TELEVISION
CONTRACT??? ... This isn't their contract. Where the HECK are their
CONTRACTS!? ... Fine! You think I care!? Haha!
Of course not! Not at all.. Because I'VE got something you
guys will NEVER have! Something
BIG! Something VERY SECRET! HA!!!
(225) Welcome to the ABC-Rank rewards
room. How may we assist you?
...
Oh, you three! It is I, Lanino.
The Green Room was, BUSY, so
I'm in here. Need any, ahem, assistance from
a brave and independent moon?
Weather
reportNothing (The C-rank room... it's shut
tightly with carbon-fiber
bars.) (You hear the desperate
slurping of those trapped
inside...) (The B-rank room... it's shut
tightly with barium bars.) (You hear the desperate
bouncing of prizes trapped
inside...) (The A-rank room... it's shut
tightly with aluminum bars.) (You hear the desperate clatter
of lost fun...)
(225.1) (It's a reverse
vending machine.)
(Put items in, DARK
DOLLARS come out.) SellSellSwellExit Select an
object.
Sell ItemsSell WeaponsSell ArmorSell Pocket ItemsReturn NothingNo
value.
JevilstailIt won't
fit.
Sell it for
$ ?YesNo (You felt glad.)
(225.2) (It's a vending
machine.) ExchangeExit Exchange POINTs into $? 50 PTs -> $501000 PTs -> $1500200 PTs -> $250Don't exchange
(226) ("COMING SOON!")
(It's a poster for the ROCK
VIDEO!) Check scoresNothingTips and Tricks ("COMING SOON ON BOARD 2!") RalseiWonder what we'll end up
playing...? SusieGuess a game about a
giant question mark...
(It's the door to the ROCK
VIDEO! Play it!?)
Play
ROCK VIDEOQuit (It's a poster for the COOKING
CHALLENGE!) Check scoresNothingTips and Tricks (It's the door to the COOKING
SHOW! Play it!?)
Play
COOKING SHOWQuit ("COMING SOON!") (It's a poster for the MONSTER
MOVIE!) Check scoresNothingTips and Tricks Hey, hey! This here's an extra
special game... It's LOCKED,
you know! That is... unless you pay 500
POINTs.
Pay
500 pointsDon't (It's the door to the MYSTERY
GAME! Play it!?)
Play
MYSTERY GAMEQuit (It's the door to the MONSTER
MOVIE! Play it!?)
Play
MONSTER MOVIEQuit
(227) (The sign says "BALL MACHINE
User's Guide. Read it?")

YesNo SusieKris, gimme your feet.
I'm shoving you up
there. Ralsei(I think we use that
machine on the
right...?)
INSERT 100+ POINTs TO PLAY.

INSERT POINTsDon't
(228) Drink quietly... talk
respectfully.
Ahh... you're da kinda person
that drinks from an oasis 8
times. I love da drink my favorite
abundant resource!
Water... is scarce. Wars...
will be fought. (It's a crater...) (Inside was 200 POINTs!) (200 POINTs was added to your
SCORE.)
(C is for Crater...)
(229) (It's a phone...)
(It seems to be unplugged.) (It's an old poster. Seems like
a collaboration between two
stars...) (Their smiles seemed so
bright...) (It's a manhole...)

EnterDo not
(230) (The door says "Exclusive
Z-RANK changing room!")

EnterDo not
(231) (You dug through the trash...) (You dug through the trash...) (And found trash!) (You dug through the trash...) (You dug through the trash...) (And found trash!) (You dug through the trash...)
(232) (You dug through the trash...) (And found trash!) (You dug through the trash...) (You dug through the trash...)
(233) (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was 300 POINTs.) (300 POINTs was added to your
SCORE.)
(The chest is empty.) (You tried to use the console,
but nothing happened.)
(235) Hey! None of youse is supposed
to be back here!!
HEY! None of youse is supposed
to be here! I don't wanna be here either! ...is it okay if I come with
youse? I'm Goulden Son. I wish there
was a Goulden Son 2. Wow! You've got a lot of
friends!
I'm Goulden Son. Shall I send
you to the other side? I'm Goulden Son 3. Shall I send
you to the other side?

YesNo I'm Goulden Son 2. I wish there
was a Goulden Son 3. If I send you to the other
side, will you check for one? I'm Goulden Son 2. Shall I send
you to the other side?

YesNo
(236) L-look everyone!! It'll be
fine!! I'm cutting edge!! I'm
new!! I'm TV!!! Three-colors, cathode raytube!!
Make you laugh, make you cry!! Entertainment that never gets
old!! H-hey, stop!! Don't go...!! Darnit, this is all that little
spammy MAILMAN'S fault!! He... he told me he was gonna
teach me how to use
technology!! H... How to plug in and make!
It! BIG...! And where is HE!? Arrrgh, if I could get my hands
on... Wait, where are you going!? Stop!! Help me!! Help!! Does anyone know what an e-mail
is??? Elnina!! Lanino!? You two!?
C'mon, old friends, you can't
leave...! Fine!! Fine, you wanna go, GO!! We'll see how far the Lightners
get... WITHOUT THE WEATHER CHANNEL!!
HAHAHA! How can they know the Weather
without TV!?!? Hahahaha!! What? Apps? What... What are
those!? Everything's changing
so fast... M... Mike? Mike, you... you're
leaving, too!? MIKE!! NO!! ANYONE BUT YOU!!
ANYONE!!
(237) There once was the great
wilderness here! Yes... But, the world became the
theater, and us, children of
Tenna's contract. Those that did not sign the
paper, set off for the far land
and were forgotten. Now... only the legend old
hermit still knows the way to
the place. ... Kris? Do you do not know
him so much?
Even the water spirits were put
to the bottles and coo as
coolers... A liquid contract... a waste of
their natural figure. Ooh la
la.
Kris! What, you met such an old
hermit. ... Ooh la la. No. I don't
believe anything, without the
picture.
Except for the astrology. Because of course... I am the
star.
Kris! You suddenly look much
more adult. What is it? Did you make the
journey? Well, slow down! Let me get the
picture of your youth!
Kris! Our Kris...
(238) You used the machine. ... The capsule came out. Inside was something hard like
lacquer. It was a small, dark, triangle. You tried to take it... But, it slipped through your
hand And you couldn't find it
anymore. You couldn't find

your hand.
(239) "T-V POSE"
Literally: Posing to a T.

Have you ever seen such a pose? This "victory pose"
is also rumored to be Tenna's "default pose," only
made when comfortable healthy. That it's his
"default" indicates he's "always winning", the "little
king" of his story, a true "sparker."

This pose's glory has some believing it may soon become a
phenomenon. Like everything Tenna, it's sure it will stay
relevant and amusing for ages to come!
"T-V POSE"
Literally:

Have you ever seen such a ?
(240) Ralsei(Umm... Kris... Since
now seems like a good
moment...) (... We haven't really
been able to... discuss
much for a while.) (I wonder if you
should... ask Susie how
she's doing...?) (-)Ask Susie how
she's doingDon'tAsk Ralsei how
he's doing

Shadowguy (54) Shadowguy snaps their fingers
rhythmically.
Shadowguy's got the moves and
the groove
Shadowguy plays the blues,
blues, blues.
Shadowguy rolls up their
socks... secretly.
Smells like old saxophone
reeds.
Pacified Shadowguy look seriously
jazzed.
Tired Shadowguy is on the midnight
train to Dreamsville.
Hurt Shadowguy's blues look bluer
and bluer.
With Shuttah Shadowguy and Shuttah shimmy
in!
With Pippins Shadowguy and Pippins dropped
in! CheckBoogieSharpshoot With Tenna CheckBoogieSharpshoot
Lanino and Elnina (60+61) TennaLet's hear it!! "I LOVE
TV!!!"!
TennaThese two are a professional
power couple!!! Nothing can
stop the weather!!
TennaKeep it up guys! That's I
love TV's! But this couple
won't let you win so easily!
Rain TennaDid someone mess with the
humidity!?
Shine TennaHey, is it me or is it
getting hot in here?
TennaIt's normal for couples to
fight sometimes! C'mon Kris,
tell 'em!
RouxlsSorrye, I just
wanderedeth in here. Are
those two... Single?
TennaOne weather's better than
two!! Haha!! Less confusing
for the kids!!! This battle has
a SPECIAL win
condition for
our contestants! All you have to
do say "I love
to watch TV" 99
times and you
will win! Ninety... Ni-
Okay, look,
you get it. Say I LOVE
TV 99 times
and you win. By the way
YOU TWO, PLEASE
try to stay
professional. It'd be a REAL
SHAME to see
an almost literal
word-for-word
repeat of last
time!
Tonight's weather
is...Tonight's weather
is...
Rain Today's weather is,
(ugh)...Today's weather is,
haha... TRUEST Crystal/Drop! Wh-what
the!? It's
ruining
MY attack!
(Grumble)...Today's weather is,
ohoho... TRUEST Crystal/Drop! You KNOW this
is extreme, right!? They said they liked
your attack ONCE! Aren't we partners?
You should be happy
for me, sweetheart! ... Listen you two!!!
The weather,
always sticks together!!! Shut up!!!Shut up!!!
...FINALLY! REAL
weather fans!
SUN isn't even
a weather! It
just... sits there
and looks hot! And the MOON?
Puts me to
SLEEP! WEATHER
girls are the
WAVE, got it? Do you... really
think that about
the moon? H-huh? Uh... Well, hope
you like CRYSTALS,
because you made
yourself CLEAR!!! WE'RE THROUGH!!! ... Who needs a
dry biscuit
like him anyway!?
HA!! They're just
jealous!! Who needs
their attack!!!
WATCH!!!! Nice move,
huh, Lanino!? ... Lanino? ... oh... Oh no... What have I done...
it's so dark without
his shine... Our oasis
of love... I froze
it over... WOW looks like
we are out
of time! HAHA!! I LOVE
WATCHING TV!! Ok battle's over folks
See you later!!!
Shine Today's weather is,
haha...Today's weather is,
(ugh)... EXTRA DEXTRA Moon/Sun! Wh-what
the!? It's
ruining
MY attack!
Today's weather is,
ohoho...(Grumble)... EXTRA DEXTRA Moon/Sun! You KNOW this
is extreme, right!? They said they liked
your attack ONCE! Aren't we partners?
You should be happy
for me, sweetheart! ...
It's nice I
finally get to
shine on my
own, you know?
Instead of just
being... behind
the clouds!... ANY Darkner can
do a rain attack...
but a MOON
attack...? Eclipses
your HEART! ... Y-you really
think ANYONE can
do a RAIN attack... H-huh? Uh... Fine... I get
it... I'm just
raining on your
parade... Goodbye... ... Who needs a
wet blanket
like her anyway!?
HA! No one damping
my vibes now!! Time
for the SUN to be
a STAR!!! Nice move,
huh, Elnina!? ...
Elnina? ...
oh... Oh no... What have I done...
I'm nothing without
her beside me... Our oasis
of love... I made it
into a desert... CheckILoveTVILoveTV
Watercooler (58) A strong aura emanates from the
Watercooler.
The watercooler leaves an icy
silence.
The watercooler doesn't do
anything in particular.
The watercooler shows no mercy.
The watercooler cools water,
coolly.
Pacified The watercooler's water blushes
a cranberry pink.
Tired The watercooler's bubbles rest
on the surface.
Hurt The watercooler looks like it
needs a refill. Buble
Bibie
Bobie
Booble
Boobie
Bible
Bubie
Bable
Beble
Boble
Bebie
Babie CheckBegForMercy CheckBegForMercyActCoolFlirt
Pippins (59) RalseiSusie, you can't use
Kris's controller!
SusieWhat's the problem? Kris
likes playing as me better
anyway.
RalseiK... Kris? Likes...
playing as Susie? ... but
won't it be confusing?
SusieConfusing Ralsei's the
best part of the game so
far, right, Kris?
RalseiWell, if it's fun! ...
But, I still think...
Kris should be Kris.
Pippins' existence ambiently
makes the scene become Rated T.
Smells like bad luck.
Pippins is betting the other
enemies they'll lose.
Pippins scratches off tickets
made of toilet paper.
Pippins regrets mortgaging its
2 green houses.
Pippins attempts to engage you
in a life or death rock paper
scissors match.
Pippins bounces like popcorn.
Hurt Pippins seems down on its luck.
With Shadowguy Shadowguy and Pippins dropped
in! Raise the stakes and
ROLL ROLL ROLL!
Will I win?
Or will I win... BIG?
Life is a numbers game...
You ever heard that?
Rock me, spill me,
shock and thrill me!
With 2 Pippins Don't or dien't! Does or dice! Don't or dien't!
Bet Put it all on
Green 4! Alright!!
YEAH! Touch
these 4's and
taste the THRILL!
Cheat (You do know
that makes my
attack stronger...) (This girl...
she boggles
the mind.) (What have you
done, you
yatzy!?)
Sharpshoot Ya, what a rush! CheckBetCheatBribe
Shuttah (55) TennaI see you've met Shuttah,
our camerathing! Now...
Action!
TennaHEY, GET ONE FOR FUNKIEST
HOME VIDEOS, FOLKS!
TennaMAKE MEMORIES YOU'LL LOOK
BACK ON! ... EVERY DAY!
TennaLIGHTS! CAMERA! ...
CAMERAAAA!
TennaWOUGH! SMELLS LIKE A
DARKROOM! ... GET IT???
Shuttah takes selfies from two
angles at once.
Shuttah sings in a gasping
voice.
Shuttah considers the best
lighting for its attack.
Shuttah struttahs.
Smells like a darkroom...
ironically enough.
Pacified Shuttah preps for its
RECRUITment portrait.
Tired Shuttah is so TIRED, it can't
keep its shutters open.
Hurt Shuttah's starting to look
sepia.
With Shadowguy Shadowguy and Shuttah shimmy
in!
With Zapper It's an infrared photo shoot. How's my ATTACK ALBUM?
I'll let you in it too!
How are we
LOOKING today?
The energy, baby,
EYE am LOVING it!
POSE and... HOLD!
Can we get a little smolder?
My memory is
photographic,
photo-TASTIC!
Wanna see?
Work it baby,
WORK it!
Attack Aaannd
TURN!
A lil'
turn?
Hold it
a sec!
Photo (full-body, success) The brilliant photo!
I can't believe
it's your first shoot! Now how about I
shoot... YOU?
Photo (full-body, failure or skip) Not in the mood
for the photo shoot?
Mmmm... Then how about
I shoot... YOU?
Photo (smile, success) Ooo la la. Was my
smile always so
beautiful? The camera added
1O pounds of pure
happiness to my
teeth...
Photo (smile, failure) Oh, a miserable
picture. This is a
mistake. Let us agree to
delete this
picture. Forever.
Photo (Lancer, success) Ooo la la. The
exquisite Lancer
for our collection. How about a fashion
photo with the little
monogram boy later?
Photo (Lancer, failure) Ooo la la. We
will have to do
the re-take. Lancer, keep doing
stretches to keep
your tongue warmed-up.
Photo (explosion, success) Ah, the beautiful
wildlife photo of
the Susie in her
natural environment... Destruction,
Destruction,
Ah, it lights
my smile.
Photo (explosion, failure) Ah, the Kris has
failed the Toilet
Challenge. Ah... no, no,
I blame the
lighting...
Photo (Ralsei, success) Ooo la la. The
Ralsei!
I would recognize
that silhouette... Well, I would
recognize it
multiple places,
I suppose.
Photo (Ralsei, failure) Ooo la la. Kris,
don't you recognize
The Ralsei, your
dear companion,
your friendship,
little flossy boy,
the bimbito. Me neither.
Photo (smile 2, success) Ohhh, so beautiful!
I save the picture,
I save the picture. It's my new
background,
it's my new
foreground.
End The most lovely photo!
My album, my heart are full. Normally,
my photos are
all grey... ... but you've
turned my sky blue,
blue, BLUE! I forgive you!
Now, adieu!
In the name of ... T H E L O V E...
Sharpshoot My handlashes
are so curled! CheckEasyPhotoToughPhotoPowerPhoto
Zapper (56) Zapper blocked the way!
Zapper checks if Tenna is
watching.
Zapper clicks and clacks, zip
and zaps.
Zapper quickly presses the
buttons on its chest.
Zapper keeps just popping all
night long.
Pacified Zapper blushes in infrared,
too.
Tired Zapper's seeing visions of
Lanino.
Hurt Zapper's buttons feel mushy.
With Shuttah It's an infrared photo shoot. Deez buttons
ain't for
show, twerps.
Yeah, yeah,
show your ID!
Hoofah
doofah.
Yeah, yeah,
Mr. Tenna's
orders.
VolumeUp CAN SOMEONE
TURN THAT
BACK DOWN?
Mute
S-Action D-don't touch
that, you's!
R-Action (funky music plays) Hey, I can
see da music.!
VolumeUp (Tense music plays) CheckVolumeUpMuteOffButton With Tenna CheckVolumeUpMuteOffButton
Tenna (Doom Board) (105) TennaIf you're gonna be so
dramatic... then ACT!
TennaNow where the heck is my
debit card?
TennaWanna be an ACT-er...?
Here's my CARD!
TennaI Love TV. That's all you
gotta say.
TennaSorry, what was that?!
Couldn't hear you!!
TennaLook me in the nose and SAY
IT!
TennaAll you have to do is
speak your mind!
TennaOur contestants have been
very naughty! We've got a very
special battle for you
today, folks! Very SPECIAL indeed,
hahaha. All you have to
do to win. Is say "I LOVE TV." And, hahaha, don't
think you'll be able
to try anything funny. Ever read this
CONTRACT? Hmm,
says you guys
are my ACTORs... And that means...
You've gotta ACT!
IT'S!
TV!
TIME!
Dying HEY! Fainting
isn't part of
the SCRIPT! Eat some
TV Dinner and
GET UP!!! ILOVETVResist
Ribbick (57) Ribbick hopped into view!
Ribbick enriches the back stage
floor with nutrients.
Ribbick wants to be friends
with a dancing trash can.
The battlefield is filled with
the smell of pungent mustard.
Ribbick emits a groany must.
Pacified Ribbick is dirtier than ever,
but that's fine.
Hurt Ribbick's getting dangerously
clean.
With Ribbick Ribbicks hopped into view! Woof.
Sizzy snuzz,
what's the buzz?
Hip, hip
Guruuuu---
Pacified from CroakOn/CroakOnX A poorly
trimmed boy.
A rowdy and
dirty girl.
A lost
and lost
and lost girl.
A crying
and crying
and crying boy.
A messy and
unfocused girl.
A quiet and
smelly boy. CheckCroakOnCroakOnX
Rabbick (13) Pacified Rabbick is now nice and clean. CheckBlow OnBreathAll
Rouxls (102) RouxlsI must defeast thou, so
TV Guy recognizes my
Glorye! But feare not. The four
of us needst not
Attacke. For what is a Showe...
If thou dost not ACT? (-)(With the effect of the RULES
CARD, you can only ACT!)
(With the effect of the RULES
CARD, you can only ACT!)
(Dodge ROUXLSes, select
LANCERs!) Yes, yes! Non-violense!
Bigge 'ups', my friends. Now for my ACT,
I shalt hire people, to shooteth you.
Hooh!
Whate a battle,
art I Righte? SusieHey, we're gonna get our
asses kicked just
dancing around! RalseiTh... there must be
something we can do...! LancerHo ho ho! A dance
battle? Deal me in! SusieLancer! Hey! RalseiL-Lancer, help us!
Rouxls used his Rules
Card and... LancerI see, I see! Don't
worry! I'm on the case! (-)(Lancer used the LANCER Card!
Now you can... LANCER?) Lancer, don'st bother
Lesser Daddy when he's
harming your friends.
Fretteth noth, my Recruitse.
From nowst on, thine Salarye
shall be Most Resplendent.
You see-eth,I hath secretly
"Trading Cards" with TV GUY...
One "Rules Card" for his
"Debith Card".
TV guy shall Learnst
about his missing
Debith Card when
he looketh in his
wallet.
But as his 2nd in command,
Surely Mr. TV shalt
Approveth, and teacheth
me the ways of his "PIN".
It's fine... Not only do
I have more
guys where that
came from, but I also have
more cards!
So yese. Thoun shalth not
gettingeth Paid yet.
Hope these Guyse
have Gun's. I'm
not Lookinge.
Okay, you may
hath recruitedst
away some of
my Goones. But can thou
defeast...
The powere...
of Love? Honeyes!!!
Oh my Honeyes!!!!
RalseiKris, Susie, I'm sorry!
I've become a big cuddly
ball...! Rouxls... I don't thinketh, THIS
is what I askedst for. Likest, Yarne? You don't
even havest Gun's? Okaye. Okaye. I see. I
see. Your a little bit Fired,
byst the way... NEXTST!!! Don't worry guys, I'll
get a refund on that
one. (-)You may hath
gotten rid
of my Goones.
I feelst it. Mm.
We're strongere,
We're growinge,
As a Throuple. Go left? Go left? GO RIGHT? Okay. Guyse?
Pauseth? Pauseth for
a second? So I haveth a
Laser Pointere. If you could
juste... Followe that? Everyone readye?
Okaye go. Just follow...
follow... Over here... A little
over there?
I'm so proude to be dating
the Sun AND the Moon...
What? You're not the Moon?
You're a CLOUD? WHAT?
Guyse, I've beenst Traininge
thou with yon Pointere all
day. Try a LITTLE harder?
Beholde...
Yon powere of LOVE!
Look! Lanino and
Elnina are... Gehahah... Separate?
US? No, I think:
Freakinge Not. I think thou Missedst
thine Vitale Fact...
Thereupon, the
THREE OF US. Art in a Teame
Relationshipe. Just liketh you Guyse. The hell are you
talking about?L... like us!? Wait, you guyse
artn't a Thinge? No. Umm, I... Not nowe Honeye.
I'm processinge
thise. Don't... don't
call me honey
anymore. La... Lanino!? I'm sorry, Elnina...
I'm... I'm going to
the other side.. I... I'm going too! I thought YOU
were the one
who liked Rouxls,
so I... I'm sorry,
my sunshine! I'm sorry,
my dewdrop! The weather
should always stick
together... Ah... ha
ha ha ha! Just as planned.
The two Loverse...
are reunited. I shall now...
Taketh my leave... Hey, Lesser Dad!
Lesser Dad! The guys with big guns want
to know when they're gonna
get paid! Everyone acted out their
performance!
(Lancer recruits the enemies to
your side!)
Tenna (103) TennaThat's right folks! One last
challenge! 1000 points or
bust! Can you do it!?
TennaIS IT JUST ME, OR DOES IT
SMELL KINDA EARTHY AND
SMOKEY IN HERE?
TennaFRESH FROM THE JUICE! FRESH
FROM THE JUICE!
TennaHEAR THAT WHINE!? THAT'S
YOUR CRT ASKING FOR A WALK!!
TennaCOWABUNGA-DERO! THAT'S THE
SMOOTH TASTE OF TV TIME!
TennaCOME ON KIDS, THE AUDIENCE
LOVES IT!! CAN'T YOU HEAR
'EM CHEERING!? LISTEN!!
Tenna... WHERE... WHERE'S THE
AUDIENCE? WHERE'D THEY
GO...? WHERE ARE THEY!?
TennaTHAT DAMN AUDIENCE! I GAVE
THEM SO MANY POINTS TO BE
HERE TODAY!
TennaMIKE... MIKE, IF YOU'RE
STILL HERE... BAN EVERYONE
FROM THE GIFT SHOP!
TennaCLAP AND CHEER, SMILE AND
SCREAM! ENTERTAINMENT ON
YOUR SCREEN!
TennaDON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL!
THINGS ARE HEATING UP!
TennaIS IT JUST ME, OR DOES IT
SMELL LIKE AN ORCHARD IN
HERE?
TennaIS IT JUST ME, OR DOES IT
SMELL LIKE MARKETABLE PLUSH
IN HERE?
TennaALRIGHT, YOU ASKED FOR IT!
TIME FOR THE GRAND FINALE!
Hurt TennaOUCH! H-HEY! WATCH WHERE
YOU, UH, SWING THOSE THINGS!
HAHA!
TennaH-HEY, ANYONE NOTICED MY HP
IS GOING DOWN!? ANYONE!? 1OOO POINTS,
JUST 1OOO POINTS
AND I'LL GIVE IT UP! BUT DON'T THINK
IT'S GONNA
BE EASY!!
BECAUSE TODAY... WE'VE GOT AN
ALL-STAR CAST!
Haha, no way
we can use that
take! CUT!! CUT, I said!
CUT! ...
SMASH CUT!
You guys are
so good, it's
making me LAUGH! How about we play
you a RIMSHOT!?
Sick of the
CLASSICS!? We'll
make 'em NEO! NEO shows,
NEO programs,
just watch,
watch, WATCH!
Who SAYS an
old CRT can't
learn new tricks!? LOOK!! The 6PM show!?
I'll show it at 5!!
Ratings!? HA!
I'll show you
CHARISMA! HD's nothing
when you got
NOSTALGIA!
Susie, you
liked watching,
didn't you!?! Come, on!
Tell 'em!
Tell 'em!
Tell 'em,
Susie! Say they don't
need to throw
me away!
I'm still
MARVELOUS! I'm
still MYSTERIOUS! Toriel oughta
know she doesn't
NEED a new TV!!
Kris!! I watched
you GROW UP!! Just admit you
NEED ME already!!
Who do you think
taught you to
LAUGH and CRY!? ... What, you think
it's MY fault you
forgot HOW!?
Sword route You... you want
to have fun,
too, don't you!? Isn't that a
little bit why you...
Well, the GOOD
OLD DAYS are HERE,
Kris! On VHS! And if you've
forgotten how
to smile... I'll MAKE
YOU remember.
Sword route Woah, woah, woah!
Sorry, that was
out of line, folks! Back to your
regularly scheduled
programming!
WE'VE GOT AN
ALL-STAR CAST!
HOW BOUT A
LITTLE SLICE
OF LIFE!?
How about we
play you a
RIMSHOT!?
Waiting ... what!? Are
you waiting for me... To... to...
say something!? I have nothing
to say! Nothing!
... ... All right! All right, fine!
FINE, I ADMIT IT! Maybe I AM a
little GLOOBY
sometimes!! I AM!!!
I'm GLOOBY!!! WHAT'S wrong
with THAT, HUH!? We're ALL a little
GLOOBY sometimes!! YOU INCLUDED,
KRIS! So DON'T give
me that look! That "Oh, I've
never been
Glooby" look! YOU ARE!
YOU HAVE BEEN!
You HAVE TO be! It CAN'T
just be me! Just ME...
alone. Glooby...
against the
whole world... ... it
can't be...
Minigame So our STAR
contestants have
contested our STARs! But can they
survive... Another
PHYSICAL CHALLENGE?!
IT'S!
TV!
TIME!
All right! If one
PHYSICAL CHALLENGE
isn't enough... How about a
DOUBLE FEATURE!?
End That's it!
It's time for
the FINAL EPISODE! What will happen
to our HEROES... When they REALIZE
this show is NEVER
gonna end!? CheckMinigameMinigameMinigameMinigameILoveTV
Knight (104) The Roaring Knight appeared.
You felt something hovering
close behind your head...
Suddenly, the north wind blew
fiercely.
Your vision narrows.
Your chest feels tight.
You felt lightheaded.
You saw golden stars...
Suddenly, the north and east
winds blew fiercely.
Your vision narrows.
... Your head is spinning.
You feel surrounded.
You felt your chest twisting.
You felt lightheaded.
You felt a migraine coming
on...
Suddenly, a tempest.
Your vision narrows.
... The world revolves around
you.
Your heartbeat becomes twisted.
Susie grew pale.
Susie struggled to give some
kind of warning.
The Knight's hands glow a
strange color...
The enemy suddenly let down its
guard!
No hit Kris coughed.
The enemy slowly tilted its
head...
Kris down Kris kneeled in silence.
Susie swooned Susie was hurt and beaten.
Ralsei swooned Ralsei became a pile of fluff. Heheh... Didn't... think
we'd still be
standing, did you?
Thing is,
you actually... You actually messed up,
picking a fight with US!
You? You're all
damn alone... Me? I got...
Kris and Ralsei
behind me.
Even... even if
you knock me down... As long as Kris,
Ralsei, are here...
As long as Kris has got
a hand to lift me up with... Heh... you're never gonna
win, you hear me?!
So... give up.
You know you can't
win... so... give up!
... You won't even... ... say a thing, huh...
... heh... heheheh... Man, I'm done talking. ... people like you...
just piss me off. CheckHoldBreath
(Default) TennaThat's right!!! It's a
battle scene, folks!!! And our boys backstage have
been begging to beat you
down! But this ain't your normal
Saturday night slam fest!! Perform well, and you'll get
extra points!!! For best "results", take no
damage, win fast, and get
gobs of TP!!! It's a battle scene! Win hard
and fast for extra points!
TennaThis is gonna be all out,
folks! Get ready!!!
TennaDon't adjust your set!! This
battle is real, folks!!
TennaYou can only get this on
cable TV, folks!!!
TennaRefreshments are available
in the green room!
TennaThis is gonna be a heck of a
slugfest, folks!
TennaGet your VHS players, this
is gonna be one to tape!
TennaMiss something!? The battle
will be available on
laserdisc!
TennaWhat will our heroes do
next!?
TennaMy nose is tingling from the
excitement, folks!!!
TennaHey you! Stop selling
tickets made of toilet
paper!
Intro TennaDon't adjust your set! Kris
is BLUE, and FIGHTING AGAIN!
TennaAnd we ARE BACK in the ring!
Who will TV-TRIUMPH!?
TennaDon't let mother see THIS!
ANOTHER smackdown! Only on
TV Time!
TennaMike, hit that funky music!
It's fightin' time!
Dodging TennaIncredible dodging!! And
best of all, it's on TV!!!
TennaWow!! Our heroes are grazing
like goats!!!
TennaNo damage!? What amazing
skill!! Can we even show
this!?
Hit TennaSlam for the bad guys!!
TennaKris!! Oh no!! Toriel, don't
look!!
TennaThat's gotta hurt, folks!
TennaAlert!! The curtains are on
fire!!
TennaOh no!! Mike, don't look!!
TennaBoo boo for bozos!
TennaJust watching it hurts,
folks!!
TennaCall the IQ police, that's
gotta smart!!
TennaWatch out for the splash
zone!!
TennaIt's carnage out there,
folks!!
TennaOuch! Cover your nose,
kids!!!
Hit more TennaEver heard of dodging!?
TennaDan called! He wants his
maku back!!
Down TennaDowned!? Down't worry!!!
We'll edit that out in
post!!!
TennaA brutal smackdown! Can our
heroes survive!?
TennaDon't give up, heroes!!
Think of the ratings!!!
TennaThat was rough!! Can our
heroes mount a comeback!?
Spare TennaOur heroes score a pacifist
knockdown!!
TennaOur heroes score a spare!!
But where's the strike!?
TennaA brutal pacifist sparing
from our heroes!!!
TennaWow!! A spare!! Love blooms
in the battlefield, folks!!
Defeat TennaBeat so easily!? The enemies
are looking at a pay cut!
TennaKO!! The heel is coming out
from our heroes, folks!!
TennaA brutal smack-down from our
heroes!!!
TennaOuch for the enemies!! Too
bad they don't get
healthcare, folks!!
Game over What the...!? You actually
LOST!? We can't have THAT on TV!! The
SHOW MUST GO ON!! You're gonna continue RIGHT
where you left off! ... Well, except for a LITTLE
punishment. I WILL be taking some of your
POINTs!
GAME OVER!!! Another LOSS,
another PUNISHMENT!!! HEY! I was just out of the room
and I heard you got a GAME
OVER!! Check SPELL/UltraHeal Best
healing
90% TP Susie cast ULTRAHEAL!

RottenTea (18-21) A tea that has deteriorated after a short while
due to its poor craftsmanship. +10HP Heals
10HP SusieYuck.
RalseiUm? Battle Kris used the ROTTEN TEA!
TensionMax (29) Raises TP to full in battle. Raises
TP
Max (You felt tense.) (... try using it in battle.)
TVDinner (34) A TV-shaped premade meal. It even has
a giant crumb of your favorite pie. Heals
100HP
A TV-shaped premade meal. The TV's pointy
nose is used as a cone for the ice cream.
A TV-shaped premade meal. Unfortunately,
the vegan steak seems to be a normal shape. SusieButterscotch, nice!
Ack, it's leaking!
... obviously isn't real blood.
RalseiWow, what a nice flavor!
Look at my long nose!
Rare? I ate a rare item? Battle Kris used the TVDINNER!
Pipis (35) A certain person's special "???"
Cannot be used in battle. Does
nothing
A certain person's special "???"
It's now tweeting.
A certain person's special "???"
It's now making a clucking noise. KrisHuh? Where'd it go?
SusieHell no.
RalseiIs... that, um, nutritious? Battle Kris used the PIPIS!
FlatSoda (36) Flat soda someone already took
a big sip from. Recovers 20HP Heals
20HP SusieFine, I'll finish it.
RalseiAw, you saved me half? Battle Kris used the FLATSODA!
TVSlop (37) Some sort of bland cafeteria food.
The ice cream cone is soggy and saggy. Heals
80HP SusieLike my old school.
RalseiIs this legal? Battle Kris used the TVSLOP!
ExecBuffet (38) A dinner for cushy TV executives.
The blue "caviar" is unforgettable. Heals
team
100HP Rich people eat THIS? P... pinky up! Battle Kris used the EXECBUFFET!
DeluxeDinner (39) A TV Dinner for high-ranking contestants.
Comes with detachable antennas. +140 HP. Heals
140HP SusieLook, I'm a roach.
RalseiI'm a comfy caterpillar! Battle Kris used the DELUXEDINNER!
Lancer (8) Ho ho ho!
Enjoy my prescence for a single room!
The best thing about me is that
I'm the only one!
ShadowCrystal (13) You held the crystal up to your
eye. It doesn't seem very useful.
OddController (16) A gamepad no one wanted to use.
The buttons are an ugly pink and yellow.
TripTicket (18) A ticket to nowhere. It shows a map
pointing to the left of a red X...
LancerCon/LancerConX2/LancerConX3 (19) Lancer's controller. It's covered in dirt.
Lancer's controllers. They're covered in dirt.

Saber10 (23) A saber made of 10 cactus needles.
Fortunately, can deal more than 10 damage. SusieNah, I'd snap it.
RalseiYou want to... pierce my ears...?
ToxicAxe (24) An axe used to clear wastelands
in a fetid swamp. Not poison, but gross. SusieEat dirt, losers.
RalseiCould I wash it off first?
FlexScarf (25) A scarf that is warm and fuzzy, but with
a metal core that lets it keep its shape. SusieLooks like a giant caterpillar.
RalseiSo pliable, like me!
BlackShard (26) A dagger-like shard of the Black Knife.
Strikes the weakness of dark-element enemies.
Pink Ribbon (3) SusieNope. Not in 1st grade anymore.
RalseiUm... D-do I look cute...?
White Ribbon (4) SusieNope. Not in 1st grade anymore.
RalseiUm... D-do I look cute...?
ShadowMantle (23) Shadows slip off like water.
Greatly protects against Dark and Star attacks. SusieHell yeah, what's this?
RalseiSh-should I wear this...?
LodeStone (24) A lodestone token shaped like a snail's shell.
Enemy bullets give a bit more TP. SusieEscargot? ... escargross.
RalseiI have no opinions on snails!
GingerGuard (25) A steel bangle tempered by extreme flame.
Its shape is humanoid in nature. SusieLook! I punched through a guy!
RalseiA bigger one could make Kris!
BlueRibbon (26) A blue cheer bow. When the user uses a
healing move, it recovers slightly more HP. SusieABSOLUTELY not.
RalseiGive me a K! Give me an R!
Give me an I! Give me an S!
Give me an ampersand!
Give me an S! Give me a U!
Give me an S! Give me an I!
Give me an E! Give me an A!
Give me an R! Give me an E!
Give me an M! Give me a Y!
Give me an F! Give me an R!
Give me an I! Give me an E!
Give me an N! Give me a D!
Give me an S!
Give me an exclamation point!
Um, that's it!
D... don't give me anything else!
Yeah!
TennaTie (27) A giant, heavy-duty, bullet-proof tie.
How to even wear it...? SusieBandana-style.
RalseiLike a sash...?

Kris (1) LV3 Tactician
Commands the party
by ACTs.
LV3 Moss Mystery
Intermediate moss
skills.
LV3 Director
Moves the actors
around.
Sword route LV3 Blazer
Specializes in
sword attacks.
LV3 Ice Blazer
Specializes in
sword attacks.
LV3 Sheath
Breath quickens
around swords.
Egg LV3 Enjoying
the youthful
days. Attack: 14
Defense: 2
Magic: 0
??? Dog:
???
Guts: 2 0% ACT Many different skills.
It has nothing to do with magic.
Susie (2) LV3 Dark Knight
Does damage using
dark energy.
LV3 Dark Actor
Participates in
occult ACTs. Attack: 18
Defense: 2
Magic: 2
Rudeness 100
??? Plucked
Guts: 3 50% Rude Buster Deals moderate Rude-elemental damage to
one foe. Depends on Attack & Magic.
90% UltraHeal An awesome healing spell.
... right?
Ralsei (3) LV3 Dark Prince
Dark-World being.
Has friends, but...
LV3 Dark Actor
Has issues with
method acting.
LV3 Horse
Is a horse.
LV3 Ex-Horse
Was a horse at
some point.
LV3 Dark Prince
Dark-World being.
Has friends. Attack: 12
Defense: 2
Magic: 11
??? Carried
Fluffiness 1
Guts: 1 16% Pacify SPARE a tired enemy by putting them to sleep.
32% Heal Prayer Heavenly light restores a little HP to
one party member. Depends on Magic.

Shadowguy (19) Passionate about music, but
often taken advantage of by
sinister types. LIKE Creative
DISLIKE Business LEVEL 18
ATTACK 13
DEFENSE 13
ELEMENT CHAOS:MUSIC
Shuttah (20) Don't scream...! It's not the
real monster, just the Darkner.
Ooo la la. LIKE Fashion Shoot
DISLIKE The word "ugly" LEVEL 20
ATTACK 14
DEFENSE 20
ELEMENT COPY
Zapper (21) A bouncer that favors brute
force over beauty. Gets lost
easily. LIKE Laser Tag
DISLIKE Buttons Pushed LEVEL 19
ATTACK 16
DEFENSE 18
ELEMENT ORDER:ELEC
Ribbick (2) A real dust... frog. Known to
play dirty, but loves to
play... dirty. LIKE Dusty Places
DISLIKE Imposter LEVEL 16
ATTACK 15
DEFENSE 12
ELEMENT FROG:DUST
Watercooler (23) The chatty office star.
Obviously quite a looker
despite her prudish wear. LIKE Small talk
DISLIKE Feeling contained LEVEL 24
ATTACK 20
DEFENSE 12
ELEMENT WATER
Pippins (24) A sly customer that takes risk
until luck strikes. ...
cheating also works. LIKE Gacha Game
DISLIKE Consequences LEVEL 17
ATTACK 14
DEFENSE 10
ELEMENT CHAOS:LUCK
Elnina (25) The weather girl who really
"makes it rain." Like... with
water, though. LIKE Lanino
DISLIKE Being Alone LEVEL 22
ATTACK 21
DEFENSE 22
ELEMENT WATER:ICE
Lanino (26) A charming weatherman who can
control the weather. Which,
seems like cheating. LIKE Elnina
DISLIKE Being Alone LEVEL 22
ATTACK 22
DEFENSE 21
ELEMENT FIRE:WIND
CHAPTER 4
(15) (You could barely see it. A
patch of sunlight that
shouldn't be there.) (It felt different in your
hand. And you knew what it
was.) SusieHey, the hell does your
brother have all the
prizes? Wait a sec... There you go. The Susie
prize. For having me
over your house.
Your bed. Clothes drawer. There's 5 dollars in your
brother's drawer. Take it?

Take itDo not (You have already taken
enough.) SusieCan we like... toss?
Some of your brother's
CDs? No, I mean like a
frisbee. For fun. C'mon. SusieHAHAHA!!! WHAT IS THIS
COMPUTER WALLPAPER??? What AGE did you and
your brother draw this
at!? Glad we didn't go to
THIS Cyber World! Haha,
what the hell?
SusieHey, and in the corner,
that's that cat thing
from Castle Town! You know, the shop
thing! The... cat... the
stitch thing! Whatever. SusieHey, didn't know you
owned a bird. Or, uh...
something.
Susie... don't really like
how you nodded at "or
something." Susie... what the hell is
this giant bloodstain? Just use VINEGAR,
dumbass. Vinegar and hot
water. Cleans it up. ... look, we don't have
time to... (-)(Somehow, you and Susie made
time to clean up the stain.) SusieDammit. We're gonna be
late. Dammit. Cell Phone - Call Home Ring... TorielHello?
Dreemurr residence...
Who might this be...? ... Kris? Sigh... Do not make me
come over there. (-)Click...
(16) The door is locked. (It's hard to put into words,
but for some reason, seeing
Susie next to you...) (... You felt like, whatever
you were, for just right now,
it might be okay.)
(Susie is staring into the
mirror with the two of you in
it.) SusieHuh? What was I
thinking? ... nothing. (You open the drawer that
contains How To Draw Dragons.) SusieWoah, what the heck is - (-)(You shut the drawer as fast as
humanly possible.)
SusieKris? Hey? Kris, hey,
can we see that again?
Kris? (It's a cactus. It loves you,
but mainly shows a sharp side.) (If only there was a word for
that kind of personality.)
(A word you liked.) (There's no time to read
random, unimportant text.)
(18) TorielWake up! Good morning,
sleepyhead! Breakfast is
waiting! SusieKris! Hurry up or
someone else'll eat it! (The door is sealed by the
power of breakfast.)
(... You should probably just
go to bed.) (You could go back to sleep...) (However, if you did, you might
end up missing the entire day.)
Don't
sleepSleep an
incredibly
long time (It's a TV. Its antenna was
broken, but it's been taped
up.) (It's Chairiel, the beloved
living room chair.)
SusieWhat? ... What did you
just call this thing?
Chariel?
SusieNo, come on, say that
again! Hahahaha!
(It's a record player.)
Change
the RPMPress the
stop button TorielOh, Kris. You were
sleeping like a puppy. Did you rest well? Come to think of it, I
had some very strange
dreams. Oh well! No more TV just
before bed! SusieKris, how the hell'd you
sleep through breakfast
like THIS!? Butterscotch pancakes?
INFINITE omelettes? Living like this's gotta
be a sin. TorielOh, sinning! That
reminds me! Susie, how would you
like to go to service
with us today? SusieSure. TorielOh, wonderful! Just let
me find some clothes for
you... SusiePeachy. THE HELL!? WE HAVE TO GO
TO CHURCH!? Damn it. I KNEW these
pancakes were a trap. Well, time for me to get
the hell out... Kris. Wait a sec. You... Remember last
night, right? Undyne... that place she
was taken to. The shelter. ... it's like... close
to the church, right? It's probably a long
shot, but... Maybe someone around
there knows how to get
in? I mean... if we don't
hurry and save her,
then... TorielSusie, Kris, come and
try on your clothes! SusieJ... Just a sec!! TorielHere, try these on... Sorry, Susie, all that
fits you are Asriel's
old clothes... Oh, Kris, does she not
look perfect? (-)
She Look
Very NiceSorry this is
happening SusieHell no. Wash your hands
at church, Kris.
(... You should probably just
go to bed.) (There are many photos on the
refrigerator.) Old
family photoDon't show eitherAsriel
photo (The fridge. A bottle of
ketchup stands defiantly
inside.) (Somehow there's already white
fur stuck in the drain.)SusieGross, is anyone
going to clean that up?
(The sink. Someone has cleared
the white fur out of the
drain.) There's some cinnamony batter
caked on the stovetop. (Cookie cutters for gingerbread
monsters and gingerbread
humans.)
(The cupboard. It seems to be
missing... things.) (The trashcan. Well-watered
flowers are blooming inside.) It's a landline phone.
But you already have a cell
phone. Susie(Wait for me, pancakes.
I'll be back for you...) TorielThere you two are! I
hope you have been... ... Where... are your church
clothes? SusieUhh... y'know... we just
kinda... TorielKris, Susie is the
guest. Make an excuse
for her. (-)
Susie ate
the clothesI ate
the clothes Susie(THAT'S NOT HELPING,
DUMBASS!!!)
Toriel(Kris, do not be a bad
influence on Susie...) SusieSo, uh... do you mind if
I... (Um... Kris?) TorielHaha, I have not danced
the "jitter bug" like
this in ages! Sanswell, you aren't bugging
me, so jitter away. TorielAhahahaha!! Why... why
didn't the skeleton... Have anybody to dance
with? Because... he... had no
"body" to dance with!
Hahahah!! Sanshahahahahah. good one. not only did you totally
botch that joke, but, i'm dancin' with ya, so
it doesn't make any
sense. TorielAhhhahahaha!! SusieAre... we, uh...
interrupting? Something? TorielOh!! Kris!! Snoozie!! No, no, you are not
interrupting anything!! SusieWe were looking for you
at church, and... TorielSorry, sorry, I
cancelled choir practice
today due to the rain. The weather was so bad,
and... Err, Kris, Susie, have
you met Mr. Sans? Sansheya. SusieUmm... TorielOh! Susie, did you...
want to stay over
again...? You could just sleep in,
uhh, Asriel's bed! Haha! SusieI think I... Gotta be going,
actually... TorielOh... alright. See you later, honey!! Err, I mean Susie!!
Haha!! Susie... later. TorielKris, is... Susie OK? Sanshey, she'll be fine. i'm sure she'll figure
it all out. meanwhile, let's get
back to business. kris, what about you?
you wanna party? TorielKris!! Party!! Party!!
Board games!! Sansand hey, we don't gotta
just do disco dancin',
kid. we can play some
brand-new music too. how 'bout we pump up the
tunes? TorielPump the tunes! Pump the
tunes!! Pump the tunes!! Hahaha!! Kris? Where are you
going? You're going to
bed already? There are pancakes in
the fridge if you want
them, dear... Goodnight, honey! TorielSorry I wasn't here,
honey, it started
pouring so suddenly... So I just had to duck
into the convenience
store, and... Well, Mr. Sans was just
so much fun, that... Who... who gives a damn
about choir practice!
Haha! Kris, let's siiiiiing
right now! Sans, can you
beatbox? Sansbeen doing it the whole
time...
Sansrum a tum tum. rum a
tum tum. TorielKris, feel free to
harmonize with Sans on
the rum-a-tum-tums. What? You want to go to
bed? Oh, pooh...
TorielAhahaha, this music! Kris, you know what
happens when I go "hyper
mode"...
Sanskris, thanks for showing
us hyper mode. Cell Phone - Call Home Ring... (The phone is ringing, but you
can't get it.) (You're already on the phone,
after all...)
(19) (It's a cupboard holding
pizza-themed deodorant.) SusieHaha, the apple smelling
kid and their pizza
stank brother!
SusieHaha, the apple smelling
kid and their pizza
stank brother! ... ugh, don't nod when
I'm making fun of you. SusieHeh, reminds me of when
I flushed down a bath
bomb and... Huh? ... K-Kris? You did
that... too? What? You did it at
HOME!? Dumbass! Do that
at SCHOOL!!
SusieStop thinking about good
memories in front of the
toilet. (The apple-scented shampoo
seems to be lighter than
normal.) SusieHey, still no hard
evidence I drank that.
(Apple shampoo.)
(There are bite marks around
the screw cap.) SusieLook, I THOUGHT it was
like a soda cap!
(20) SusieThink your mom'd mind if
we street raced in her
van? ... well, maybe your
tires need some air
first, heh.
SusieHeh, I can imagine your
mom now... "Kris honey, can you
teach Susie how to
drift?" Heheh.
(It's your mom's van.) Susie... huh? Hey, the door's locked! ... seriously? Ugh, you
don't have a key...? Damn, well, your mom's
doing her choir
practice, right? Guess we can go to
church and bother her
for it... ugh.
Susie... We're locked out.
Let's just go bother
your mom at church. Not worth breaking a
window to get inside. SusieKris! Tenna's getting
wet! Wait here, I'll
bring him to school! Jeez, he was sneezing
and shivering... Lancer put him on the
tanning bed, though.
Should be cool.
(22) (There's a cat flap.) (It's locked.) (Somehow.) (Various cat-themed junk is
piled up inside the house.) (It seems to be a bit of a
cat-sty...) (It's an upgraded grill. Now,
in addition to catfood, it can
also smell like dogfood.) Sansheya. don't mind me.
just fixing up this
grill. want a hotdog? SusieHeck yeah! (... wait,
isn't that a cattail?)
Sansit's low calorie stuff.
so you won't feel
"grillty." SusieIt's inedible. Sanswe call that zero
calories, miss. (There's some kind of
scratching noise coming from
inside...) (You hear a hissing sound...
Investigate further?)

InvestigateDo not (There's some kind of
scratching and hissing from
inside.) (Knock knock knock...) Ahh, whatever am I to do...
this boredom, this ennui... Hm? You must have the wrong
house... Now run along and
play, darling.
Offer to
give your TVNothing (Knock knock knock.) Tenna, you cad. What is this...
salacious music video? Oh my, I think something just
awakened within me...
(Knocking might wake somebody
up...) (Closed!)
(It's closed.) That Asgore guy... It's a shame
he lost everything after he...
You know. Now he has to sell flowers to
make ends meet, but... What?
He's your father? Sorry.
Well, I hope for your sake he
quits being so... obsessed with
that stuff. (The back door is blocked...
You can only see through the
basement window.) (A corkboard is covered with
tons of papers, and documents
litter the floor...) SusieAlright, Kris. You
handle the driving, I'll
be the turret. Y'know, I'll be standing
in back, throwing...
dirt and stuff.
Susie... hey, what's with the
door at the back of the
shop?
(Your dad's truck.) SusieAlright, we made it. Now where the hell's
Noelle? ... ugh, I'm gonna get
hungry waiting around. Kris, got any snacks? ... that works I guess. NoelleSusie, Kris! Hi!! Sorry I'm late...! I
just had to - SusieYeah? NoelleUm, is that a... a rose? SusieThis? Oh, yeah, sorry. Noelle... SusieOh shoot, did you want
some? I can pick up the stem
if you - NoelleNo, it's fine! This way!NoelleWhat? What? What? What? Susie... Okay, whatever. Susie... well, what the hell
do we do now? ... great. Now it's
raining. Least your house is
close. Let's go. (It's an ornate gate.)
(It appears to be locked.)
(23) SusieFrench fry, (oo), on the
freaking ground. Am I gonna eat it? (No!)
It's old and brown.
SusieDon't MAKE me repeat
myself.
(The wet picnic table glistens
in the moonlight.) Susie... hey Kris, watch
this. Lake... skip! ... I can hear you
trying not to laugh,
dumbass. Fine. We'll see how far
YOU get at the lake next
time.
Susie... Looks like your
weird friend is busy
today. Let's go already.
Susie... You hear that? ... no? ... ... sounds like
someone's playing a song
out there. ... Y'know... on the other
side of the lake. ... what, I got
something on my face or
something? (-)
Say what's
on your mindSay
nothing Don't wait, don't wait. Especially, the don't.
Wait, don't. Wait... don't!!!
(24) (Ice E's P"E"ZZA, You're number
" 1" Spot for a piping hot
pe"E"ce of PEZZA.) (ICE-E's P"E"ZZA is CLOS"E"D
for NEW SIGNAG"E"!)
(It's closed.) (Here at ICE-E'S PEZZA, You're
Family.) (... Is Going to Love it!) (T"E"MPORARY P"E"ZZA STAND!) (Sign Is closed for repairs!
... Store!) PizzapantsLittle buddy! My DATE's
about to start! And is
it in the BAG. (-)

Hear moreDo not Pizzapants... (-)

Inquire about
what's going onLeave (It's a cardboard stand to
replace the pizza place while
it's closed.) (Somehow, it's more sanitary.) ("Open".)
("Clopen.")
( " " ) SusieSo, uh, can we go into
the store? Sanssorry kid. check the
sign.
SusieUhh, we looked at the
sign. Sansyeah, but did you check
it?
SusieYeah, we checked the
sign. It says "open." Sansoh man, thanks for
checking that. that's
wrong. Susie... then change your
stupid sign! Sansalright, i'm on it. one
changed sign, comin' up.
SusieI don't see you changing
your sign. Sansgot it. come back in a
bit.
SusieSo can we go in yet? Sanshmm. what does the sign
say? SusieIt says... "clopen." ... the hell's that
mean? Sansbeats me. i just work
here. SusieWell change it again! Sansalright. you're the
boss.
SusieWhat the heck does THAT
sign mean? Sanshmm. seems to indicate
some kind of sans. SusieSo does it say the
door's open or closed? Sansguess it just means
there's a skeleton in
front of the door. SusieBut the door's locked,
right? It's closed! Sanslocked? nah, it's been
unlocked this whole
time. SusieSo it is open. Sansnah. no one's in there,
but it's not closed. it's an inbetween
state... like... hm. like, "clopen." hm. kinda makes you wish
we had a sign for that. Susie(Kris, we're done with
this guy...)
(Knock knock knock.) (You hear nary a bone... No
rattle, nor trousle, nor
xylophone tickle.)
(... it's quiet inside. Peek
in?)

YesNo (Knock knock knock...) (Knock knock knock...) Alphys... Kris, d-did I, ever
tell you about, um... You know, I sometimes...
put out milk? I... I mean, in the
alleyway? ... Umm, c-can I...
re-explain everything? (-)

YesNo AlphysUmm... Maybe you should
go enjoy your weekend,
Kris...
Alphys... Kris, I, um... you
know that daily saucer
of milk I put out? ... I... I have regrets.
AlphysWhat do I do with my
leftover milk? Just look
at it? (Looks like the diner is full.)
(It's closed.) ... As long as... he's happy... Oh, a customer! Sorry, would
love to make you some ice
cream, but we're closed! ...
... (It says it's closed, but the
lights are on inside...)
(It's closed.) (You jostled the door handle.) Susie... hey, let's go back
to your house and chill. This place is boring...
y'know?
Susie... shouldn't we, uh,
try to find your mom? Y'know, then we can go
back to your house...
Susie...
Susie... Let's go to your house.
Susie...
(26) Kris? Remember me...? Sorry if
I was too strict when I babysat
you and Noelle. Since then, Noelle's always
seemed so nervous around me... ... until today. She even
complimented my outfit! I
wonder what changed...?
And... she was muttering
something like... "Mice are
cute"...? No cops, no speed limit! I can
go as slow as I want! i'm trying to direct traffic
without undyne, but... UndyneNothingShelter (the police station is
closed... please don't do any
big crimes right now.)
(It's closed.) (Yesterday's police tape.)
(The police tape is flimsy and
wet.) JockingtonKris, I see you Always,
with Susie. Maybe Susie, is like a
Catti, too you to. You to, share one
lizards', brain... I like, I like!
JockingtonWhich one of, you, can
un, hinge your jaw? Catti... Kris. You walk. With
the accursed beast? I warn you. You believe.
You are holding her
leash... But you. Are the one.
Being led into the dark. Susie(Meh, that seems
accurate I guess.) (-)SusieLeaveParents CattiSo comes the beast. And
its... ...and Kris.
CattiThe twin beasts
approach. Leave now. And I will curse you.
Only lightly. But bring harm to
Noelle... And you will taste. The
underworld's. Sickest
hex. ("Temporary hold on new
patients due to rain-induced
colds.")
(It's closed.) (splash splash) Rain is the
best weather for puddles! I'm
splashin' out! I'm just a kid and don't know
all the weathers, but I'm
splashin' out!
Is soonami a weather? ("Closed temporarily due to wet
noses! ... er, weather!")
(It's closed.) SusieHey... we haven't seen
Ralsei today. ... think we should go
to school and check on
him? (-)

YeahNah
(27) Susie... it's late. Why don't we just... go
home?
Susie...
(28) TorielOh, Kris, Susie. How
about going to the
diner? I have to come back to
church in a few hours
for choir practice... It would be nice to have
a little treat before
then. AsgoreOh, Tori! What a
coincidence seeing you
here! Just after church ended
too. TorielOh, err... hello,
Asgore. We - AsgoreOh, Tori. Would you look
at that! Seems I had some extra
flowers lying around
and... TorielAsgore, I... I think I have to go,
I'm sorry. Can we talk
later? AsgoreOf course! ... ah. Well, little blossoms,
we tried our best. Just hope Asriel will be
able to see us all...
back to normal. ...! Oh, Kris! How are you
doing! Would you like some
flowers? Here. Share with your
friend. See you later,
alligator. Susie... Hey, let's change the
hell out of these
clothes. Now what? Wanna check up
on Ralsei at school? We should probably catch
him up on the plan. ... or I guess we could
go to Noelle's first. Whatever you wanna do,
do it. It's the weekend. Susie(Dude, that's the last
place we should go right
now.)
No reason to go back in there. (These clothes hold no power
over you any more.) (Your church clothes have
returned to the earth.) Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm that was
awkward
Freak freak freak family
Freak family (your family) (Flowers in a trashcan. Nothing
unusual.) Ice Wolf prepares for the
Festival. Call me Faw Faw.
Mayor ordered Ice Wolf to buy
flowers... Nice business for
Flower Man. (The door is locked... no one
is inside.) SusieGuess if it's raining,
we could wait out in
here... ... until your mom
finishes choir practice? Y'know. Long as us being
there doesn't ruin
anything. You'll, uh, get her,
right...? Kris... hey, Kris. I don't think
they're having
choir practice. ... That goddamn Knight... Making one right where
everyone can see... Kris. Let's think
logically, right... There's no way... they
can get out of there... ... without us seeing
them. If we just wait here ... we'd be able to
catch them leaving,
right? (-)But we
aren't
logicalBut Mom
could be
in there SusieWell, let's, uh... ask
your mom for the key, I
guess... Hope she doesn't mind us
ruining choir practice. Susie... Susie... It smells nice. ... after the rain.
(29) Susie... So, uh, this is your
idea of hanging out,
Kris? Going to the graveyard? ... works for me I
guess.
(It's a gravestone. It's kind
of hard to read in the dark.) MUTTLER
A BIG BONE FOR THE LEADER OF
THE PACK
(It's a gravestone. It's kind
of hard to read in the dark.) ... Not right now, kids. Kris? ... not right now, pal.
Leave me alone! GERSON
RENOWNED HISTORIAN, AUTHOR, AND
TEACHER (Gerson Boom Memorial Bench) "Throughout my career, some of
my best ideas came from
dreams." "Take a rest here. If anyone
asks -- you're writing!"
(The bench is wet.) (It's a gravestone. It's kind
of hard to read in the dark.)
(30)
Check
the panelDon't Susie... At least... we know
where one of the codes
is. ... Still... we gotta
hurry.
Susie... No closer to opening
this thing, huh... ... Tomorrow... tomorrow, we
have to do something. ... we have to.
Susie...
(31) (The beads of the toy march
on.) Hum, back again? You come here
a lot for someone who isn't
sick.
That being said, your mother
was concerned for your
health... SusieKris, your mom was
bragging about your
piano playing... (-)

PlayDo Not
(32) (It's a diagram showing a bunch
of lines and a circle.)
(33) Susie... hey, Kris, why are
you checking the sink? RudyThat's what I'M asking,
sweetheart!
RudyPracticing for
tonight's... Handwashing marathon,
Kris?
RudyHaha.... hahaha... KRIS! What the heck is
with you... and that
damn sink!? What are you...
expecting to come outta
there!? Soda? (It's the angel doll Noelle and
Dess made at church.) (Patient Name:)
(Rudolph "Rudy" Holiday) RudyKris... heh heh... That
service was... pretty...
long, wasn't it? ... you wanna... talk
about something? (-)TomorrowLeaveSusie Rudy... you wanted to talk? RudyYour dad brought another
bouquet. Again. Come on man... you know
you can't afford that...
heh... (It's a chair.)
(34) (It's a regular sink.)
(It's a clone of the other
sink.) (Perhaps there was originally
one tall sink that was cut in
half to create both of them.) (You looked inside the
cupboard.) (... a very small obligatory
piano is hiding inside.) (It's a classic 1-to-10 pain
scale, using ICE-E as a model.) (At 0 pain, he's happy.)
(At 10 pain, he's happy and
sweating.)
(35) BrattyAww, Krissy, are you
here to buy me a free
lunch? (-)Talk
about CattyLeaveEavesdrop on
blue bunny (Rave reviews and autographs.)
(... from various normal
townspeople.) (Hot chocolate... it's too hot
to drink. Here after church, hon? That's
nostalgic... Let me guess, the usual
special? It'll be five dollars.

YesNo How was that? You want seconds?
Well, the customer is always
right... But I'm sure your mother'd be
mad if you ate so much without
her. Ribbit. (There's a fly in my
soup.)
Ribbit. (That guy took a
fistful of butterflies from
his... pouch?) (And put them in my bowl. It
was nice of him, but I didn't
ask...) Notice anything different about
me...? Heh.
Now that I think about it, I
never noticed anything about
you, either. Working here all day just makes
me hungry for diner food... Good thing the new guy's
letting me take a break!
... Come to think of it, did
we... hire? A new guy? Garcon! Some mineral water,
please! ... and hold the water.
Garcon! Garcon! Gerson! Garcon! GREASE ME UP, CHIEF!
(36) The mayor killed my briefscase
with a giant katana. I can't complain. I voted for
this.
I don't need opinions from a
little pigsqueak like you. Go look at some milk and grow
your eye bones! What? Are you looking here for
something important? The mayor keeps everything
important at her own house for
extra security.
... Sorry, I wasn't supposed to
say that. So far, politically, all I've
really done is stand here and
look important. I'm starting to get
disillusioned with the
political system.
If only the mayor let me do
something else around here... (It's a painting of the town.) (It's a small pine tree.) (It's a chair.)
(Maybe it's into politics.)
(39) BerdlyKris and Susie!? At the
library!? On a WEEKEND!?
Is everything OK? (-)
Discuss
plansLeave
very fast Susie(Hey, we need to go
STUDY! Not look at
BOOKS!) (Its mind has been expanded.
... by reading.) Heheheh... let's take these
books without paying! (We'll just read them, then
secretly return them.) It's the perfect crime...
... I wonder how Napstablook is
doing without Chief Undyne. (Should we check on them...?) Susie(Hey, we go back in
there, they'll figure
out we stole stuff!)
Susie(I mean, technically,
they were our willing
recruits, but...) (Due to licensing concerns, the
ICE-E mascot is slated for
replacement.) (A feeling of dread washes over
you...) (Same week, same anime review.)
(40) Don't drag me into this I'm
just looking (at milk)
You're dragging me into it stop
The milk is getting diluted
Don't just stand there do
something CattyOMG! Krissy!!! Do you,
like, want some of my
free milk!? Susie(That's MY free milk,
you furry freak...)
CattyLike, don't be shy! It's
my milk and I love
sharing!! Susie(I'll bury you you
goddamn milk pirate)
(Milk.)
(You can see it going from 2%
to 1%.)
(42) How To Care For A Human (It's a book for monsters on
how to care for humans.)
Look in
the backLook inside (It's Book 1 about SOULS. Read
it?)

ReadDon't (It's a book about Monster
Funerals. Read it?)

ReadDo not I love reading. Especially...
wait. Wait. The books upstairs. The
books upstairs. Wait. The books
are...
... Wait. Wait, love.
(46) Alright, we're here! TorielNow, Kris, Susie. I have
to prepare for choir
now. You two behave
yourselves, all right? SusieYeah, of course. Don't
have to tell me twice! Toriel(Kris, show Susie where
to sit down, alright?) Susie... Guess we gotta go
through that big door. ... 'less you wanna look
around first. (It's a bookshelf full of
hymnals and scripture.) (... and some copies of Lord of
the Hammer.)
(It's a bookshelf full of
hymnals and scripture.) (... Huh? Inside one of the
books is a letter...!) (...)
(...)
(It was the letter "a"!)
(Reading in the dark is bad for
your eyes.) (You hear various people
rehearsing inside.) SusieKris, go get jugs. We're
keeping this. ... actually, stop.
There's a motion sensor
to stop free drinks. Damn. Well, at least we
got the FREE milk.
(It's a bowl of blessed water
with a motion sensor to stop
cats from drinking it.) (It's not clear what happens if
you touch the sensor.) (It's an altar full of hope
candles. Each one has a
person's name on it.) Susie... what are these
candles with peoples'
names for, anyway? ... it IS birthdays,
right...? (-)
That's right.Prayer
(Hope candles.) (It's the door to some sort of
office.) (It's a fire extinguisher.)
(For some reason you have the
feeling...) (... Susie will say something
stupid about it.)SusieThey should make one of these
that shoots whip cream
(It's a fire extinguisher.) Susie(Guess they use that to
put out the candles?) Susie... Guess the sun went down,
huh... ... Damn, Kris! Look under
the door! That weird smoke... no
way... You don't think...
there's another Dark
World!? Damnit, that means the
Knight is still... It's locked... Ugh, it's a stupid
numbers lock again! ... too hard to break,
either. ... Guess we... ... Guess we can try
looking for the
combination... C'mon. SusieYeah, it's locked. I guess we could just
break some windows... What? The parts between
the stained glass are
steel? ... huh. Guess I'll
trust you on that one.
SusieThe door's locked...
(Susie looks like she has an
idea...)

Listen to itKeep walking
around SusieHey... shouldn't the old
man be around here? We gotta get him out of
here... Plus, he probably knows
where a code is, right? Susie... Back again. ... ... huh... it really
worked. Now... Cell Phone - Call Home Ring... No one picked up.
(47) SusieHell yeah, back of the
bus. Your mom can barely see
us back here. ... You aren't gonna
sleep, are you? (-)Sleep
through
serviceWatch
service Oh my god, so like, the Angel,
that's watching over all of us? It has, like, this COOL prophecy,
like, foretold by time and space. And, like, um...
ummm... like, like... OK, so like, I'm kind of
paraphrasing here, but, There's, like, these heroes,
and they're like, SO cool. They have like,
swords and stuff? And there's one with like,
ummm, horns? He's honestly SO cute. I mean, there, like,
aren't any pictures, but like, IDK why, I just imagine him,
as, like, cute! Like, OMG, pinch his cheeks and
give him a pumpkin pie! Give him a, like, a fat-free
cat food coupon clipping! We, have like, such A HUGE pile
of those to get rid of OMG But, like, what's amazing,
is how, like, these heroes, Are like,
oh my god, they're like... The thing is, they could be like,
any one of us, you know? So, like, that's the thing, like, You gotta keep in mind
we could ALL be!!! Someone that might
change the world, right? So we should all, like...
be nice to each other, right? That's, like, the main... thingy?
Of our religion, right? Like, just be nice to everyone!
We're all family! No matter what kinda person
or who they are! Like, we believe weird crap
but we're totally, like, welcoming! You don't know who's gonna
grow up to be a hero, right? Like... even maybe, like,
I'm actually a Hero too? Like, maybe I'm keeping
a secret from you guys...? Psyche!
It's totally not me hahaha. ... or is it?? Like, totally keeping
you guessing, right? And yeah, like, OK, yeah,
that's not the whole thing. Maybe bad things happen
in the story too. Like... what's it called?
A calamity? But, like, it's like,
all cool because, like... ... OK actually
I don't remember what happens??? I always fell asleep
during the reading TBH LOLLLLL Oh my god while I'm, like, up here,
can I like, give some shout outs? Like, shout-out to my mom and dad... Hey mom and dad! And, like, shout out to my little sister, Who couldn't make it here today. IDK what she's doing,
communing with demons or something? LOL Yeah, she like, DOES that.
LOL. So cute am I right??? She should come here and like, Bask in like,
some totally holy light some time. Lap her tongue
in the holy bowl of cat drinking water - Oh my god, what?
That's not for drinking? OMG, I kept drinking it
because I was thirsty!! LOL!! OMG!!! Hahahahaha!!! Hahahahaha!!! Huh? The reading's over?
Aww, okay... Code? If you mean the code to
success, look at MY man and MY
girl! They knocked out the whole damn
congregation!! Way to go,
family!!
The congregation was MASSACRED!
They got SHUT down! No one will ever come here
again!!! Cattenheimers stay
WINNING! My little girl kicked butt
today. My big girl, too. Huh? Code? Locked door? I'm a
simple man, Kris, but my genius
daughter will know!
Today is a cartoon fish bone
grill for all the girls of the
house!! We are crunching bones!! We are
feminests!! CattyKRISSY!!! OMG you came
to see me!? SO CUTE!!! Huh? Code? Locked...?
Huh? Sorry, don't get
it! But, Noelley knows a lot
about being locked out!! And, like, um, codes...?
Are for NERDS!!! LOL!!!
CattyNoelley knows a lot
about being locked out!! (A giant organ.) (... There hasn't been a reason
to play this in a while.)
(The organ.) (... No reason to play it now.) Ah, Kris. It is most wonderful
to see you worshipping here
today... And with a friend, too. Did you
seek something from me? Enter the
shelterAsgoreBangin'
sermon
my man Kris, did you seek something
from me? JockingtonKris. Folled you! Ha Ha,
bet you thought I was,
Catti! Today's Game was wild,!
I think we Won... What?
"Codes?" Sorry. don't know That.
Never will. Been real.
JockingtonFor her, I go the big
Church Match, as her
Substitute Player. For me, she Covered in
Hair Always. We Do What,
the other can n't! Shelter? No, no, now you know
that's not a wholesome place! You could stand to learn a
thing or two from that polite
young man... Burghley.
Just the other day, that young
man told me you wavedash. Now I haven't told your mother,
but please, for dear shame! (She's shyly running a cup of
juice through her gills.) BrattyCode? No clue, I don't
go here. I just randomly
decided to today. By the way that girl's
reading was, like, SO
bad. It was so awful you
can't help but smile,
you know? ... Like? Like, what does that
girl think she knows?
Bratty... think she'll go to
the diner after this? I
mean, I am. Ugh, guess I have to
watch her to make sure
she doesn't go. SusieHey Kris, I'LL get to
the bottom of this
juice. YOU get to the bottom of
the cluice. Clues. Whatever.
SusieThe longer you trip, the
more I'm gonna sip.
SusieHey, you got something? ... What, you wanna
figure more out before
you spill it? SusieDamn, if only Ralsei was
there to solve it for
you. Too bad there's a
shortage of glasses
nerds in here.
SusieMan, too bad Noelle
can't help us... ... She'd probably
figure this out in no
time.
(Tell Susie the info?)
Explain
the cluesNot yet (Glass is 0% red, 0% yellow.)
Add 25%
red juiceAdd 25%
yellow juice (Glass is % red, % yellow.) Add 25%
red juiceEmpty drinkAdd 25%
yellow juice (Glass is 100% red, 0% yellow.)
(Drink Name: Blood of Power.)
(Glass is 75% red, 25% yellow.)
(Drink Name: Sunset Requiem.)
(Glass is 50% red, 50% yellow.)
(Drink Name: Try This It's
Orange Juice.)
(Juice. There's no reason to
get more.)
(Glass is 0% red, 100% yellow.)
(Drink Name: Mystic Nectar.) TorielSorry honey, I'm still
catching up with Rudy. You and Susie can go
home earlier if you want
to. RudyHey, Krismas! Look who
decided to crawl out of
their lil' igloo. (-)AsgoreNoelleKey NoelleHi, Kris! Kinda funny
seeing you here without
Asriel, faha. (-)Nice singingLocked doorKey (Clues acquired.)
(Now you can report the hint to
Susie.) Noelle... hello? Earth to
Kris? Personal space? Yo, Kris! Didn't expect to see
you here... And with S-Susie. It's cool you're kind of...
you're kind of, like, taming
her. Haha.

ShelterSusie will
not be
tamed Umm... Kris, if you wanna know
something... Our teacher is right over
there, y'know! Kris! Put anything in your hair
before you come here today? No? ... you mean you "ain't gel"
it!? HAHA! Get it!? Angel?
Ain't gel!? ShelterDon't laughLaugh Hey, be nice to ya muddah.
You're all she talks about at
qwhyah. You're her little snowball...
Her little slushy. Make ya
muddah proud, Kris.
Kris, be nice to ya muddah, ya
faddah, ya bruddah, and all
uddahs. AlphysKris! A nice surprise
seeing you here! I... (Darn, I need a drink,
but... Susie's over
there, and...) (If I go make my 25% red
and 75% yellow juice
combo...) (I know she'll... make
fun of me for it
somehow.)
Alphys(I really want a 25% red
75% yellow drink but...)
Alphys(My throat is parched..) K... Kris? Is that my...
special combo drink
recipe? (-)
Offer juiceDrink juice
in front
of her ... juice. I'm not too religious, man, but
I just, like, love coming here. The atmosphere, the structure,
the community... it's just so
groovular.
And yeah, the juice. My
boyfriend loves the juice. Susie... Toriel? ... ... Hey, uh... Knight? ... Kris... Was Toriel... even... ... ... let's just go. (It's a door. A large person
could fit inside.)
Turn the
doorknobDo not
(48) NoelleWelcome to my
ho-ho-home... SusieKris. Let's start
searching. NoelleUm, OK!NoelleLet's meet at the couch
when you're done, searching? Noelle(Kris! This is my big
chance, you know...!) SusieHahaha!!! What the heck
is this!?NoelleMy, mom collects them... SusieOkay. How the hell do
you turn it off. NoelleUmm, just hold down the
button! Though, for some weird
reason, turning it off
takes power? So it takes forever on
the low battery ones,
faha. Susie... what the heck is
this? NoelleUm, it's a... holiday
treat catcher! ... you
know? ... anyone want to tell
me it's normal to have
one? Nobody...?
NoelleThis one... was my dad's
idea.
(The auto-treat-catcher is
ready to nab anything in
range.) (It's a thermostat. The only
option is cold.) (Start the study session?)

YesNo NoelleSo, um, this is the
snack tray... Susie... Noelle... (Why, Noelle. Why did you slice the cheese into hearts?)Susie(I don't remember if you eat the wooden stick things)
(It's a squishy sounding
assortment of snacks.) SusieWhy is there so much...
bottled, water in here? NoelleUmm, it's just...
convenient, you know? Susie(Wait until she learns
about the free water
from the sink)
NoelleI usually bring an icy
bottle with me to
school, too! SusieHuh... coulda swore I
saw you using the
bubbler after me before. NoelleFAHA, yeah, must've been
extra thirsty, that day!
Phew!
(It's a fridge containing lots
of greens and bottled water.) Noelle(There wouldn't be so
many Santas with dead
batteries...) (If Kris hadn't glued
the cases shut trying to
"starve them"...) (The house's back door. No need
to leave.)
(No reason to enter.) Susie(Kris is staring super
intense... this room has
gotta be it.) Sorry Noelle, but we
gotta go in here... NoelleTo... to the bathroom?Susie(Dammit, Kris!)
(It's the bathroom door.)
(No reason to enter.) (It's a tree that would
potentially fall down if you
climbed it.) SusieHey, what's in here?
Looks, uh... suspicious. NoelleUmm, sorry... guests
aren't allowed in there. SusieCool, sounds, uh,
suspicious.
Noelle(It's just my sister's
room, but...)
(It's Dess's room. Technically,
you could just walk in.)
(No reason to enter.) SusieWhat's with the ninja
shurakins? NoelleFAHAHA! Those are
snowflakes, Susie! We made them from paper
in Toriel's class a long
time ago... Susie... then why are they
metal? NoelleOh. My mom had them...
bronzed.
SusieKris, where the hell are
YOUR shurakins? NoelleUmm, Kris overcut their
snowflake and it fell
apart. (I did make a new one
for them, but...)
(It's Noelle's absurdly
dangerous ninja weapon
collection.) NoelleMy mom just... collects
heart pillows for some
reason. (When Kris was little,
they'd take one of
these...) (Then pretend to "rip
out their heart" and
chase me.)
NoelleMy mom just loves red
heart-shaped objects?
(It's a heart or human-soul
shaped pillow, depending on
your opinion.) Susie(click...) Yep... It's
locked, all right. Noelle, you give it a
shot. NoelleUm, o-okay? (... why are
we trying to open my
parents' room?)
(You and Susie continue to try
to open the locked door in
front of Noelle.)
(It's locked.)
(No reason to enter.) Susie(Don't worry, Noelle's
not "finding her phone"
for a while.) (You make like a dog and
find some clues! Go!)
Susie(... what? Don't make me
explain which dogs find
clues!) (Just go, dumbass!) NoelleOh, um, Kris? It might
take a while to, um,
find my phone. ... so, um... you don't
have to wait around
here! You know, you could,
um... go in a different
room?
Noelle(... Kris, are you
getting the hint, or
not?) (It's Noelle's phone.) (... you can still hear a voice
on the other end.) (Answer it?)

YesNo (It's Noelle's phone.) SusieDude, wait. Wait a sec. NoelleH... huh? SusieSomething ELSE followed
us from the basement... NoelleH-huh...? What? SusieTHE SEVERED HAND!!! Noelle... Susie! Fahaha! You
meanie! SusieHeheh, got ya. Okay, what do we do?
Throw it out? NoelleUmm... let's think about
it, first. If it's a mouse, it
could be cute as a
pet... SusieHeheh, alright. And if
it's a severed hand... I'll keep it as MY pet. NoelleFahaha! Wait, let me
raise it, too! SusieHeh, sure. We'll raise
it together. NoelleIt's... funny. I was...
so nervous earlier. I've... never actually
hung out with you,
y'know? But so far, it just kind
of feels like... I don't even know why I
was... nervous? It just feels like... I
already know you. SusieYeah, I... I, uh, feel the same.
It's... pretty cool. I guess. NoelleIt's just strange. It
feels like... It feels like you're the
same as in my dream. SusieUhh, what was, your
dream about me, like? NoelleH-huh? Oh, I, uh...
um... I mean, uh, I think I
have to... I have to go find, um,
my old hamster cage... SusieHey, WAIT, I wanna hear
about your dream! Don't move a goddamn
INCH. Hey, just so you know, me and
Kris were in a band... So don't be surprised if I'm
pretty good. SusieOops. ... sure you wanna hear
this? NoelleHuh? Yeah, of course!
I... I just always liked...
listening to someone
play. SusieHeh, okay. Then check
this out. Dude, I actually kind of
kicked ass with that
one. NoelleFaha! Can we get an
encore? SusieHeh. Just for my fans. NoelleFahaha! SusieShut up. That was the
remix. Man, today's been
awesome. ... Not to, be weird. Or
anything. NoelleUmm, it's... It's not
weird at all! I... really like hanging
out with you, too,
Susie. SusieSweet. Maybe we could
like... I dunno. Hang out again tomorrow
or something. Uhh... unless you're
busy? NoelleUmm, no! I'm not busy,
it's just... Tomorrow is... well...
it's the festival,
Susie. SusieOh. Yeah, I... NoelleWould you... Would you want to go...
together...? SusieI... Noelle...? The lights...? AsgoreOh, yes, someone had
turned them off! NoelleUmm... hello, Mr.
Dreemurr! AsgoreI don't mean to
interrupt your
schoolwork, but... Is that... a snack
tray...? NoelleUm... yes. Feel free
to... have some. AsgoreDon't mind if I do! Phew, cleaning sure does
work up an appetite! Figured I'd get in a
bite before your
mother's home. NoelleOh, well... umm, there's
no rush, you know. She has work. She's not
going to be home for
hours. AsgoreWhat do you mean? I just saw her outside
the window. NoelleMom.. Mom is...? Susie, I... Susie, I'm sorry, I
think you should-- AsgoreHello, Carol! NoelleMom, I-- CarolYou. Get. Your hands. Off.
That guitar. SusieH-hey, what's your... NoelleShe, she didn't know,
mom! I... I was the one who
gave her the guitar... I... I told her to play
it, I just... I just wanted to hear it
again, and... She's not a bad person
mom, I... CarolNoelle. Kitchen. Now. SusieHey, listen... Noelle
didn't do anything
wrong. It's my fault. I took
the guitar, and... CarolLeave. SusieWhat? CarolYou. Are not. Welcome.
Leave. ... And. Don't. Talk. To
my daughter. Again. SusieHey, I can... NoelleSusie, just... just go. SusieWell... guess who's
taking your daughter... To the FESTIVAL
tomorrow, jerk!? Carol... NoelleUmm, I'll be in the
kitchen! Carol... Asgore. If you're going to eat
the snack tray, do it
outside. AsgoreYes, Carol! (No reason to enter.) (You felt something like ice on
your shoulder...)
(49) (The fridge is packed with
festive foods.)
(... and a jar of pickles.) (The sink is sparkling clean.) Susie... Anyone gonna say
anything about the giant
sword? NoelleOh, it's just my mom's
katana. Normal knives aren't
enough for dad's
fruitcake! Faha!
(New stovetop, ancient katana.) (In the cupboard are... cutters
for gingerbread monsters.) (It's a highly climbable
looking tree.) SusieWoah, you play piano? NoelleUmm, no. We... just kind
of, um, have one. Faha.
NoelleNo one really... plays
it anymore.
(Play the piano?)

YesNo ... dark...
fountain...
next... ... Susie...
must not get...
guitar... ...
need...
soul... Without... soul...
Kris... will... ... Susie...
guitar...
code... stop... ... police...
sacrifice...
next week... ... church...
tonight... ... Kris...
dark world...
no soul... can't... ......
......
......
(50) AsgoreDum dee dum... Phew! Cleaning up sure
works up an appetite. ... I wonder if the
kitchen has any treats
for me... ... No. Not now. I can't
afford to take a break. Now, more than ever... I
need to concentrate. ... to settle this once
and for all. ... I've got to go look
again.
(52) (It's Noelle's homework desk.
You took a pencil out of
habit.)
(It's Noelle's homework desk.) (A great hiding place, although
it smells like detergent and
deer.) (A clothes wardrobe. A pair of
small angel wings are inside...
worn out and tattered.) (It's a couch, for watching the
TV.) (It's Noelle's bed. Under it is
a metal CD with a photo of
Noelle in dark makeup.) (It's Noelle's bed. There's
ample space to hide
underneath.) Susie(She's not looking,
Kris. Let's hack her
computer for clues.) (-)Favorites
HistoryDo Not ClickCat Petterz 4 (It's Noelle's computer. The
cycling wallpaper is...) (It's a state of the art
high-definition TV with old
game consoles under it.) (It's a Christmas cactus.)
(You remember it's named
'Krismas.') (It's a cactus that apparently
got poorly renamed at some
point.)
(53) (It's a computer. The monitor
is unplugged.) (It's a shelf. In the front are
all the holiday-themed games
and movies...) (... and at the back are all
the scary games you never got
to play.) (It's Dess's bed. Underneath
are army rations, guitar picks,
paintball gear, ice skates...) (... and a badly traced drawing
of a dragon.) (It's an oversized walk-in
closet.) (It's covered in band posters,
and some handmade posters...) (... for shows that may or may
not have ever happened.)
(It's an excessively large
walk-in closet.) (It's a red guitar.) (...?) (There's a code taped to the
inside.) (It says "SHELTER".)

Take itDo not Rollerblades, wiffle bat.
Looking at these things makes
your head hurt. A violin, a flute, a
microphone... They all look very expensive,
and very dented. It's a box of odds-and-ends.
Dig through?

Dig throughDon't dig through (It's a CD player. Underneath
are tons of punk rock CDs...
and one still-sealed ska CD.) D... did you just hear that? It
sounded like a guitar... Huh? It's probably just Kris,
like the other stuff... Oh hell. Dude, it's GONE! The
angel fell over! That thing could be anywhere! It had to have been coming
from... ... um, in here, but... Hey, let's go! NoelleHmm... it's quiet. SusieYeah, well, it's
probably scared of us. NoelleSusie... t-touching
that... isn't... SusieLet's just chill out. If
it's gonna come out,
we'll hear it. NoelleYeah... you're right.
We'll know it's there if
it makes noise. SusieSo, what happened next?
In your dream. NoelleUmm, so we were all
riding on
rollercoasters... And you, Kris, and this
boy was there... Kris's costume was kind
of... I mean... SusieWas my coaster cool? NoelleUmm, yeah? It had like,
flames on it. SusieHeheh, yeah. NoelleHonestly, the boy was...
strange, though. SusieHuh? ... why? NoelleHe looked... He looked a
little like Asriel? You know, Kris's
brother... but not. SusieYeah, I mean he does
kinda look like Kris's
mom. NoelleHuh? SusieFrom, uh, what you just
said. He would. NoelleRight. It just makes me
wonder... why. In the end I got so
overwhelmed I... stopped
questioning it. I ended up... I ended up
being in a large city,
with Kris. What was interesting is
that... Kris just... Kris, just acted, not
like their normal self? They acted... Just like
they do recently, I
guess. SusieHuh. Kris seems normal
recently to me. NoelleAnd everything was... I
guess it was... Almost like a game or
something. Encountering enemies,
finding treasures, stuff
like that. SusieHuh. Never thought of it
like that. NoelleAnd Kris, even though
they kept looking at
me... Like they wanted to say
something... Everything that came out
of their mouth,
sounded... odd. Like it was like on
speaker or something. SusieSounds like normal Kris
to me. NoelleWell... It wasn't.
Something was weird. SusieI think Kris's just
weird, period. Yeah, sometimes they
mumble, sometimes they
yell... But sometimes, it's
like... dude, I don't
know why, but like... For some reason they're
really really... Good at flirting? Noelle... h-huh? W... what
makes you say that,
Susie? SusieUhh... nevermind. Haven't you like, seen
them flirt with people? NoelleWith... WHO??? SusieLike... uhh... enemies? NoelleWHAT ENEMIES??? SusieDude, I don't know! I'm
just thinking like...
damn. I should get flirting
lessons from them. NoelleOh, flirting lessons.
From Kris. Haha. Sounds,
fun. SusieUhhh, I mean, you're
also invited? Noelle(AM I THAT BAD???) Umm, Susie? I don't
think Kris. Would teach
me. That. SusieDamn. Guess it'll just
be the three of us then. NoelleWHO'S, THREE??? SusieOh. You know, uhhh... Damnit. Y'know. NoelleUmm? SusieSo there's this boy,
that goes to, uh,
another school... And I wanted him to come
to the festival, but... NoelleYou were, thinking of
going together? SusieYeah, but y'know, he
can't go. Cause of like, other
school. Stuff. NoelleHuh. SusieI mean, don't get any
weird ideas or
anything.. He just, doesn't really
get included much. So... NoelleWhat the heck? That's
really sweet of you,
Susie. SusieSo I noticed like,
there's like... This photo of you and
Kris? On the wall? NoelleOh my Gosh, that's so
old I forgot about it! SusieI didn't know you were
like... umm... close, I
guess. NoelleWe... I mean, we... We're just neighbors so,
I mean... We just... ended up
seeing each other a lot.
That's all. SusieOkay, but like in the
photo, you're like... Kinda like... riding a
Ferris wheel together. NoelleFahaha, yeah, it was
kind of just... You
know. Forced. SusieSo, riding a Ferris
wheel together, doesn't
mean anything? NoelleUmmm, maybe not if it's
like... Just like a
forced thing? SusieOh. I mean yeah, obviously.
I mean, it's just a
stupid ride. Noelle... SusieSo if, theoretically, it
was somebody else? It
wouldn't... NoelleI MEAN, Maybe it's more about,
how the two people in
the wheel, feel? So, maybe even if it is
forced, then... SusieOkay, cool. Haha. So how did you feel,
back then? NoelleWell, Kris was quiet,
and staring out the
window... And suddenly out of
nowhere, they shook the
whole thing... And I screamed, and then
they turned to me and
smiled... Susie... So is that, good or bad? Noelle... Umm, I don't remember. I
was a kid. SusieSo, uh, anyway. Lemme
ask one more thing. Uhhh... about your
dream. NoelleUmm... sure.. SusieWas there any part with,
uh... I mean, just the two of
us... and... Noelle... Well, in my dream... You did have this cute
tail. SusieHuh? Uhh, okay, well, uhh Sorry your dream was,
stupid and fake. With that part. Noelle(Then what's wagging
behind her...?) Susie(Let's shut up for a
while...) Susie... wait a sec. (Dude, stop making so
much goddamn noise!) (You're supposed to be
searching for clues,
dumbass!) Hey, uh... sorry about
that, I... NoelleS-Susie...? That guitar,
you... you're... SusieHuh...? Uhh, should I,
uh, put it back...? NoelleUmmm... well... No... No, it's... I
think you should play
it. SusieMe...? Uhh, sure. Sure,
I can give it a shot. Let's uh, just go
somewhere else though. NoelleUmm, okay! (-)...
Susie...
guitar...? ...
I'll be...
right there... (It's a hockey puck. Looks like
it would hurt.) Cell Phone (You checked your phone's
contacts and recent dials.) (... but everything has been
deleted.)
(54) (It's an empty gift box.)
(55) ("Ms. Toriel" is written in
cursive on the dry-erase
board.) (Seems like it hasn't been
erased in a very long time.) (The wallpaper is updated.)
(It's you and your brother
catching snowflakes.) (The snowmen you made each have
two branches stuck diagonally
in their heads.) (You uncapped the cherry
flavored marker.) (A cough drop potpourri... the
candy of the proletariat.) (Insultingly, a pear. This is
substitute teacher food.) (It's a poster of several basic
shapes.)
(Circle, Oval, Square...) (Hyperdodecahedron...) (Kids' books.)
(Some of them used to be
yours.) (It's a primitive drawing of
your mom.) SusieWhy doesn't our class
get a chair tower? Damn
school system.
(56) (Are you ready for the Sadie
Hawkman's dance?) (At this dance, all the
chaperones wear giant hawk
heads...) (... and screech at any
students that make contact
while dancing.) (The locker is covered in
Jockington memorabilia.) The locker is locked.
The locker's lock is locked.
The lock's locker is locked.
The locker's lock's locker is
locked. (You ran the water fountain.)
(It's lukewarm.)
(You ran the water fountain.)
(It's tepid.)
(You ran the water fountain.)
(It's refreshingly cool.) Do you like, breathing? Moving
fast, with or without, legs? But usually, with legs? Join the Cross Country Team
with Jockington, and Noelle! (Locker. It's locked.) (This used to be your brother's
locker.) (It's your locker.)
(It's empty.)
(57) (You checked the time.) (... It seems to not be time
for class.) (The computer is off.) (It's a bunch of roses.) SusieThese posters suck. Why
can't we have, like... An orange cat wearing a
top hat or whatever. SusieHey, what's with the egg
at Berdly's desk...? ... nevermind. I don't
wanna think about it.
(It's Berdly's desk. There is
an egg here.) Tem study harb... Tem learn... Tem learn how to SING!!!
(58) (The door is locked.) SusieKris! Wait a sec! Let's
go get Tenna! Alright, let's go!
(60) (The door is locked.) (Managed to cram everything
into the closet. Even the rug.)
(61) (Munf, munf...) Such is the way of the worm... Look guys, it's in the wrist.
The wrist. You wanna be part of the Fan
Club, you gotta be good at
fanning!
Boss, you wanna learn how to
fan? Or are you just a fan of
fanning? A powerful computer like Our
Lady Grace needs powerful fans!
This is how ancient people
cooled their computers...
right? This is a GREAT town! ALL my
friends are here, and ready to
BLOW BIG BUCKS!!! ... still, I can't help but
feel like I haven't seen...
What? Nothing! BUY!! BUY!!
WOW!!! I can't believe this
ORANGE-inal flavor!! WHAT!? You say it contains 10%
REAL "liquids!?" Talk about ALL
NATURAL!!
WOW!!! I can't believe I'm
drinking ADDISON TEA!! Tastes JUST as advertised!! I
mean, literally! It tastes like
an AD!
Wow!!! This product is so...
BUYABLE!! Deals SO good
you'll... um, HUG yourself!! RalseiMyself? It would be
better if someone else
did it... Looking for ORIGINALITY!?
INNOVATION!? Then CLICK no
further than ADDISON's... Our new "Fungadero" will have
your whole FAMILY "Funning"
around Town!
Our next ad is a commercial for
TENNA!! We're gonna be BIG
SHOTS!! Finally! Can't see THIS one
going wrong!
ADDISON'S! RELIABLE sales! NO
unwanted mail or SHORT FREAKS!SusieSorry RalseiRalseiThat's okay! (-)We may be ADs, but WE have
INTEGRITY!Free poison! Drink here!
Now that we sell to ourselves,
our sales numbers are higher
than ever! Haha, profits?We don't talk about those here. SusieDamn, nice outfit,
Ralsei?RalseiI DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING
TO DO WITH THIS!!!
(62) (Though I'm just a small
ball...) (... with friends, I have
become more well-rounded than
ever before.) (It reacts to your presence.) ... I went too far with my
training. ... My legs have achieved a
kind of ultra-instinct... ... Where they can lead their
own independent life without
me.
... I would not mind. ... If only my legs were also
introverted. (It seems to be locked.)
(It may never open again.)
(63) I'm trying to scam this guy
using a children's game... ... but his controller keeps
"malfunctioning." ... Is this guy a genius? Is he
onto me...?
(There's way too much heat
here.) (I'll go back to cheating
Rouxls at Snakes and
Ladders...) I'm the Hacker. I'm a progamer,
too. Keep it on the download. Shhh. I got the mods on deck.
I'm about to win it big. (He's using a notched
controller to play what looks
like a child's game)
A progamer is someone that
progams videogames, right? (The rubble on the ground seems
to have been dusted and
polished.) (Someone around here really
cares about the details.)
(65) SusieRalsei...! RalseiSusie! Kris!! Welcome
back!! I missed you... SusieYeah, yeah... hey, lemme
talk about something. Remember that cop last
night? Undyne...? The Knight took her and
locked her in the
shelter south of town. We gotta get her out,
but...the door's solid
steel. There's... no way we can
break in. So now we're looking for
the codes to the lock. ... we thought Noelle's
mom might have one,
but... RalseiAre you worried about
her...? Undyne? SusieMe? A cop like her? Hell
no! Y'know... It's, just
that... RalseiDon't worry, Susie.
Someone strong like her
will be OK. I want this place to be
a place... Where you can forget
about the real world for
a while. Just relax, OK...? And if anything tough
happens, I'll come help you two,
as fast as I can! Susie... thanks, Ralsei. ... Ralsei... If it's any
consolation... I don't sense any
immediate danger. If the Knight's only
goal was to hurt
people... They would have acted
sooner, right? For now, let's make sure
no one else gets taken. Susie... Yeah, alright. ... heh, what's with
you, making me feel
better? RalseiI wike you too, Suwsie! SusieYeah, alright, knock it
off with the stupid
voice! RalseiWhwy...? Oo-woo... Susie(I should NOT have
taught him that.) (Once again you find yourself
in a familiar town.) (You are filled with the power
of conspicuously normal music.)
(Funky music emerges from the
cafe and fills the town.) (You are filled with the power
of funky town.) Oho. Welcome home. Things have changed again here
in PLAYERTown! Ah, do I look different? Sorry,
I'm just me. My color must've faded. Pay it
no mind! Oh, Commander! Ahem, what
lovely amenities you have
provided! Would you like a sip of water?
It's delicious, as expected.
I guarantee it! I just drank
directly out of the tap! (It seems visibly agitated.) This guy really annoys me. Just
because he's a higher level... ... he thinks he can chat up
the watercooler... get real. Ribbit, ribbit... (It's supporting Zapper out of
fear.) Boss, why don't ya let dis
weakling retire, huh? He served me tea when I asked
for somethin' TOUGH!! ... Sorry, dis Swatcho guy I
mean. Not Ralsei. He's fine.
Oy, boss! Watch how good I am
at cleanin'! I'm beatin' up the dust so bad
it ain't come back! Susie(Damn, I should try
that) Oh, boss. You know I respect
your decisions... But, this Zapper creature you
recruited is a bit... much. I have everything handled, so
why not let him retire?
He tried to wipe his face with
my little bunny here... So now we are having a bit of a
cleaning contest. ... but he's such a CLOD, his
very presence dirties the
ground! (It's doing its best to cheer
Swatchling on.) (Doki-doki. Sukkiri.) You've been sparin' all
Nubert's friends. Now they're your friends, too. That's good. When you spare
people, this world moves up. ... Nubert moves up too.
When someone gets hurt, Nubert
gets hurt, too. Let your heart look like me.
Red, smiling. (The Music Shop is closed!
Everyone's busy this time!) Mama Miba! Welcome to TOP
Bakery! Our special chefs spin baked
goods at the TOP of their
class! (It's a manual. Read a topic?) RecruitsControlsItem storageDo not read
(66) Ooo la la. We are doing the
wildlife fashion shoot! So adirable, so admorable!

Photo pose!Nothing
(67) Hana fuda! I think it will be
my turn to bake next time!
Soon, the building that looks
like my face will be my house! That was always my dream! LancerLANCER COOKIEs from
organic free-range
LANCERs! Free! (-)

Take CookieDo Not I just... learned what BREAD
is. Fuse ItemsChatFix UsLeave Welcome to TOP BAKERY.
(68) Much to my chagrin, it seems
we've become a Cat Cafe. What is it that I must say...?
... "nya," was it? I hope it is to your liking.
Would you like anything? Check
RecruitsExitRecommendation Good day, boss. Or rather,
"nya." Rabbick With Ribbick (Ribbit, ribbit... Oops, forget
I said that.) Swatchling With Zapper Oh, boss. This brutish boor
can't even handle a little
tea... Shadowguy (Seems to just be enjoying the
musical ambience.)
With Ambyu-Lance (Seems to just be enjoying the
musical ambulance.) Shuttah Shush! Don't do the move... I
am photographing the drink! Zapper Say da word, boss... I'll give
dis drink a sip it won't
forget.
With Swatchling Dis pretty boy ain't nothin',
boss. Watch me down dis tea! Ribbick (Looks like it want to be
dabbed with rubbing alcohol.)
With Rabbick (Rabbit, rabbit... Oops, forget
I said that.) Watercooler (Seems like they're drinking
water.)
(... feels questionable.)
Alone, if flirted with (Seems like you're invited for
drinks... but you're busy now.) Pippins This drink's not mine? It's
fine. I'm just keeping it warm. Elnina Oh no, where's Lanino? He
better not be having a team
relationship...
With someone Kris! This doesn't look like a
date, does it!? It's not!
With Lanino Did it hurt when you fell? Your
tag says you're... um, the
moon.
With Mizzle/Miss Mizzle Haha, Kris! I think I've got a
new BESTIE!! Someone else with Lanino What is that moon doing!? I'll
have to make him jealous, too!! Lanino Haven't been on a date alone
for a while! ... which, isn't a
date.
With someone Kris... um, help! I'm not ready
for a team relationship
again...
With Elnina Oh my rain... you put me on
Cloud 9. Which, is the best
cloud.
With Mizzle Hmm... something about you
seems... different tonight,
Elnina. What is it... a new hatcut? Oh,
it's splendid!
With Miss Mizzle I'm not sure why you're so
aggressive tonight, Elnina... But - my stars - I kind of LIKE
it!
Someone else with Elnina Oh my rain!? What is she DOING
with that rogue!? Guei (Guei is sipping the melted wax
from the ambient candles.)
With Mizzle/Miss Mizzle (Guei's vibes seemed
dampened...) Balthizard R e l a x... (It's drinking nothing but
straight tea powder.)
With Guei C h i l l... b u d d y... Bibliox Mumble... oh, the ancheint
texts... (He's reading the menu.) Mizzle Oh, is this tapwater? Ho hum...
With Elnina (Who is this city bob? She
lacks the elegance of a fairy)
With Lanino (Who is this beautiful yet
stupid man? A fine prince?)
With Miss Mizzle (Oh, anyone but her...) Wicabel Bubell, bubell! (She's musically striking the
side of the cup with a spoon.) Winglade check this out (It's carved your initials in
the table...) Organikk Oh, tea, tea! Am I 1% tea, or has it become
99% me? Miss Mizzle Oh, young hero. I beseeth thee;
where is the VIP Chamber?
With Elnina Amusing. What are these
"sylphies", you so speak of?
With Lanino You brute! You betray your
love, and treat me like a
commoner!?
With Mizzle O, paired with a regular sort.
Well then, be my apprentice!
(69) Boss... I'm sorry, but welcome
to... the Love Dojo. No, it's still the same as
before... you still fight... But now the music is just...
overtly sentimental. And I don't like it, but... now
you can only fight... lovers. Boss, you wanna do battle? With
lovers?

ChallengeNothing Boss, you wanna do battle?
An amazing battle! Lanino&Elnina failure You beefed it! Better luck next
time, boss! (It's a bed for three people,
or one three-headed person.) I'm... Love Master. Don't ask
me about LOVE's.

AskDon't ask Hey, apparently you met my
friends. The other Pippinses. ... Yeah, they're actually losers.
Guess I hyped them up a bit. This new romantic style of dojo
is difficult to me
It may take years to master the
lovely formation Hey, boss. Thought the Dojo
could use some new beats... Maybe something a little
romantic-like, for the
madamoizels?
I didn't know there was a
three-for-one babes deal in
town, boss! I'm gonna give these fine
ladies the reverse-diss of
a lifetime... This song is so sweet, Cap'n!
SO sweet. You made it for US!?
It's awful. ... uh, nothing.
I just love boys!!!
Boys are great!!
... uh...
(70) SusieCan you make a
cheesecake this time!? RalseiUmm, let's head
upstairs, first...
Susie(Hey, Kris, let's make
Ralsei a cake next
time!) (... just help me find
the ignition on this
thing...) (2F : LIVING QUARTERS)
(3F : EXTENDED LIVING QUARTERS!
NEW!) (The door is locked.) (BF : LIVING QUARTERS FOR BAD
GUYS)
(71) RalseiUmm... I have a surprise
for you two! If we could go in your
rooms...
(72) (It's doing an absolutely
reprehensible job of protecting
the jail.) I'm Goulden Sam. I'm going to leave soon, too. Hark! The other kings realized
you can just... go out the back
of this thing! Pish and posh! Was I really the
only one serious about being
imprisoned!? That's fine! Goulden Sam (the
cage whose head you can talk
to) and I are FINE!
I was the only one serious
about dressing up as an animal,
too! The kings and animals left to
seek their fortune. What a drag, what a drag. (Only a single crown
remains...)
(It's not even one of the
better crowns.) LancerDon't cry, papa! This
jokester will make your
belly laugh like jelly! KingA new court jester,
eh...? Hm. Let us see
it. (-)Hey, KINGY-DOODLE!! IT'S ME!!!
THE NEW FUNNY... MR. ANT
TENNA!! I can do dances!! Prances!!
Practical jokes!! CLEAN YOUR
SON'S EARS!!! Hey, WHAT did the playing card
say to the television!? KingHm... "Leave." (-)Ah. He, uh, he did, huh! Haha, tough audience today, uh,
folks! Maybe I was too modern, too
relevant... Wh-whoops!!! I tripped!! HEY!!! Don't laugh at my
misfortune!!! I..!! KingGood work, son. I LIKE
this one. (-)A-heh! I mean, uh, they like
me! They really like me! King... what?
(78) Hee hee...
Welcome, travellers.
Take your time...
Ain't like it's
better spent. BuySellTalkExit What do
you like
to buy?
240$ - Darker CandyITEM
Star-shape
candy that
heals 120HP
70$ - DarkburgerITEM
Mysterious
hamburger
heals 70HP
100$ - Amber CardARMOR
Defensive
charm
200$ - SpookyswordWEAPON
Black-and
orange
100$ - CD BagelITEM
Music with
each bite
heals 80HP
Exit
Buy it for
$ ?YesNo What kind
of junk
you got?
Sell ItemsSell WeaponsSell ArmorSell Pocket ItemsReturn NothingThat's
nothing.
UnsellableY'think I
WANT that?
Sell it for
$ ?YesNo I've got a funny story. You
see, the Addisons wanted to buy
out my store. So I bet them for it on a game
of cards. Hand after hand, they lost and
lost, stubbornly doubling their
bet each time. After a while, they'd lost
their store, their money, and
even some of their clothes... Hahaha! Of course, in the end, I
laughed and gave it all back. But it was fun to give them a
little scare. ... Although, not as fun as if
they could actually win.
... It's funny you insist on
hanging around here. I won't sell nor say anything
new, I'm afraid. I'll brew a cup of tea and get
out the blankets, but leave
when you please.
Shadow Crystal 3 & Shadow Mantle Ah, I know what you're going to
say. Now, now, there's no shame
in it. You fought the Knight, didn't
you? Well, we all know there's
no winning there... ... what!? You GOT the Shadow
Crystal!? ... I see, so you were able to
recover the Shadow Mantle. That's odd. Kris... where did
you find it? ... Well, never mind that! You
got the Crystal, that's all
that matters! Now you've got three. Only two
more, and we should have
enough... ... to make something I think
you'll quite enjoy. Now good
luck... and I'll be taking that
Shadow Crystal.
It's strange. By all reasonable
means, the strength of your
next opponent... Should be enough to already
ring the bell on your defeat. But, for some reason... I can't
help but think you may win. What is this feeling? ... Hope?
Hahaha! Whatever it is, it's
quite funny! See you again...
Or not.
Ha ha ha ha...
(85) WELL DONE. THE HALFWAY
MARK HAS
BEEN ATTAINED. BUT
IT
IS STILL
WAITING. HOW MUCH
LONGER NOW...? MY
DELTARUNE.
(89) (The holes have been organized
in the corner to save space.) (A bouncy bed for a bouncy
boy.) (Seems like an evil laugh
Greatest Hits compilation.) Hmm? What am I doing, boss? Oh,
just, er... g-gathering worms,
you see... ... Don't tell anyone, but I
kind of want to work for
that... Rouxls Kaard. LancerCareful.com, pretty boy!
This room site is a work
zone! RalseiWh... WHAT happened to
the wall? LancerI don't know, but we're
not stopping 'til we hit
buried treasure.SusieGood idea RalseiH.. Wh... What
treasure!? QueenGet A Load Of The Guy
With No Meat Or Fruit In
His Castle Walls RalseiI... I'm sorry! I... I'm
new at this!!! I'm
new!!!
LancerSusie? Can you enrich my
enclosure? SusieUhh, I can punch a hole
in drywall and hide toys
inside. LancerThank you. Someday, I
will do the same for
you... Me'n the prince-king are
buildin' enrichment enclosures
for'n the townsfolks. RalseiWow, what a great normal
nice thing to do!
Maybe if'n I built a gosh-old
isolation'in chamber, Mr.
Society'n come back... N'heh. (The bulldozer is receiving
enrichment from its
surroundings.) (It is receiving enrichment
from tamping the soft soil.) Psst. It's me, da Hacker. I'm
gathering gween gween's for a
secret Life's Hack. Get a terrariam for your
computer, and you can touch
grass as you game.
If you're a married from a
girl, any Life's Hack, is a
Wife's Hack.
(91) The Knight... The Roaring Knight... ... The one who's
making the dark. The one who's
trying to destroy
the world... ... so that's our enemy. Up until today... It felt kind of like
no matter how serious
our adventures got... They were just part
of another world. ... But now... someone's
taken Undyne... into
the shelter. The real shelter. Kris... we have to
do something, before
she's... ... ... there's no point
talking about it. Kris! Hurry up and
seal the fountain! It's time to wake
up... Kris, are you
listening? It's time to... ... Hey, Kris... ... Can I tell you ... a stupid dream
I have? ... No matter what I... want to keep
being friends
with you and Ralsei. When the sun
comes up again... I want tomorrow
to be the same
as yesterday. And the next day To be just the
same as that. That in the end We can always go back
to the way things were
before. ... You don't have
to say anything back,
Kris. I... ... I know... You're thinking the
same thing ... aren't you, dumbass? (Susie's smile, which
seemed to defeat everything) (Shined on in front of you,
and for a moment) (It was as if all
the darkness had been
blown away.) (As if in imitation,
your SOUL began to glow...)
(107) NoelleHere's my house! Umm,
sorry, it's not much,
but... SusieThe hell!? It's huge! I'm already getting lost
just standing here! NoelleO-oh, really!? Then, um,
here! I'll show you
around! (-)(Noelle joined your study
group.) Noelle(Kris, please don't ruin
this for me...) SusieWell, that was...
awkward. The hell was up with her
mom? Everything was going
great until she stepped
in. Then the room dropped
like 5 degrees... The code! Kris, we
forgot about the code! Damn, it's all her
fault! AsgoreThere there. Don't worry too hard
about things. Carol is lovely once you
get to know her. SusieUh... yeah. I bet. Asgore... So what are you two up
to now? SusieUmm, we were probably... Gonna go back to Kris's
house. AsgoreAhh, I see! Home is
where the heart is! May I offer either of
you two a cheesed
cracker? Susie... ... y'know what, sure. AsgoreDelicious, aren't they,
Kris? SusieYeah, actually! Thanks! AsgoreTata for now! Have a
great day, Kris! Susie(Dude... we can't go
back in there now.) (... Her mom is totally
watching us through the
window.) AsgoreDid you need something,
Kris? (-)OutfitNothingAre you
okay (As a matter of fact, the
platter lacks snacks.) SusieHey... Hey Kris. I didn't want to say it
near your dad, but... I saw it. I saw it, in the guitar. There was... a code, for
the Shelter. ... Didn't get to write
it down, but... Damn it! We were so
close to something. ... Guess we just
gotta... try again
tomorrow.
(108) Susie... What's with this
place? ... kinda gives me the
creeps. ... Let's go.
SusieHey, took you long
enough. Let's go. (The scent of glass and
incense.) (A certain power steels within
you.)
(110) A WORLD BASKED IN PUREST LIGHT.
BENEATH IT, GREW ETERNAL NIGHT. SusieHey, what're these...
word things we keep
seeing? RalseiThat's... ... the prophecy, Susie. IF FOUNTAINS FREED, THE ROARING CRIES.
AND TITANS SHAPE FROM DARKENED EYES. SusieIsn't this... kinda
different from the
prophecy you told us? Ralsei... Yes, I... ... My version was...
more of... a summary.
SusieDamn, looks kinda cool.
Too bad I skipped
hearing it. I mighta actually liked
it. Ralsei... Yeah... I came here to seek the sage's
advice on my journey. Surely this legend shall make
me a righteous hero.
If it doesn't make me a
righteous hero, then it really
sucks. ... mumble, mumble... ... o, m'cup, m'lad...
Listen... to my long tale... A is for Apple... B... is for
Bee... C... is for...
...Ñ is for Ñu... mumble,
mumble...
(113) SusieKris, don't make me
babysit this guy by
myself.
(Some red cups are blocking the
path.) BUT LO, ON HOPES AND DREAMS THEY SEND.
THREE HEROES AT THE WORLD'S END. SusieHey! It's us again! Guess there was a
backup. Ralsei... Even if it's broken,
it always appears
somewhere else. The prophecy can't be
changed, after all. Hmm! The prophecy! A very nice
fairytale, that...
Hm? What's the holdup? You kids
sure are takin' your sweet
time!
... hmm? Got somethin' to say
to me?
You broke it
on purposeYou broke it
on accident BUT LO, ON HOPES AND DREAMS THEY SEND.
THREE HEROES AT THE WORLD'S END. SusieH... hey! What gives!? Oopsy daisy! Darn my
clumsiness, geheh... SusieDamn it! You broke it
again, didn't you...? (-)Well, we were following that
Prophecy so closely... I couldn't see quite where I
was going, geh-heh!! Susie... hey, guys! There's
another way here!!! Out of the way, old man! RalseiS-Susie! Don't run ahead
so fast! Ah, the terrible witches. They
rang curses with bladed
familiars... They were sealed away, for
being too fun. I mean, evil.
Good thing they are statues for
all eternity.
Oh, she awakened... how
unfortunate. Seems fun... I mean,
unfortunate.
I don't really mind her song. It's a bit pleasant, actually. (It's some sort of statue.)
Trembell, crumbell! I have
awakened! Nobellperson! You shall be the
first victim of my song! Ring, bell of disaster! Ring!
Ha ha, any moment now you shall
crumbell!
(115) Oh, so you decided to come by?
Thanks! Susie(Dammit.) (The hearth glows brightly,
pressing the night's chill
away.) (You are filled with a certain
power.)
(The hearth glows brightly,
lighting up the mural above
it...) (... You are filled with the
power of checkable murals.) Welcome, welcome! A pleasure seeing you young'uns
here! Whatcha need? Ya want somethin'? That crystal's got some kinda
strange power. Gave me the skeevies, so I
didn't use it! Wahaha!
Got it all memorized? SusieUhh, maybe not word for
word, but I got the
point. ... Why bother putting
it in writing, anyway? (-)Sometimes that's the only way
to say it. Geheheh! Oh-ho, interested in my wares?
Don't be shy, take a gander... BuyWhy do you need moneyDo not Need anything else?
RalseiHmm... the old man isn't
here anymore... Susie... so what? It's... still his stuff. We wanna take anything,
we're leaving cash. Ralsei... Susie... Then I'll make the
change!SusieLet's go,
Pennyboy! (-)

BuyDo not RalseiUmm, would you like
anything, Kris? (Looks like it's studying.) ("Legend of the Magic Axe")
(Read it?)

YesNo (The door is locked with some
contraption.) RalseiI feel a dark presence
past here... ... This must lead to
the Fountain.
(Sealed by a canine force.) (It's a pool of water. ...
huh?) (A feather drifted into it...
and turned into coins!) (Throw something inside?)
(It's a pool of water. Throw
something in?) FRAINDS! THANKS TO YOUR
BREIVERY... I FAICED MY HOARRORS, AND
ESCAIPED DARK ZONE. NOW I CLEAN HAOUSE FOR OLDMAN!
KIND OLDMAN, GIVES ME A DRINK
CALLED "T". I NEVER FOARGET FRAINDS. HOW
CAN I HELP? Advice where
to goNothingCute... SusieAlright, we're finally
almost back to the
fountain... (-)Wait a second there! I got somethin' for ya... SusieHey, we're about to go
end this dream, so... (-)Good timing! I just about
finished my letter. Ya mind deliverin' it for me? Susie... deliver it? Like I said, when we
wake up, it'll be gone,
so... (-)Yep, that's what I mean. This letter... just have a read
of it for me. Then, when you wake up... ... write it all back down,
okay? SusieMe? Rewrite ALL of it?
Why don't you just... (-)This old mind's gotta get some
help remembering it. Susie... Alright. Fine. I'll
take a look. ... ... Okay. Got it. I, uh, might... miss a
few things. ... You sure you want ME
to do it? (-)Long as you got the point, the
words don't matter. Susie... okay, sure. (A green flame... It glows with
anticipation.)
Go to
Grand DoorDo Not What!? You emerged from the
green flame... ... Well, you may as well head
back through. This study has fallen to naught
more than a lonely shack.
Warriors! Gather your courage,
and return through the green
flame. (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was JusticeAxe.) (The chest is empty.)
(115.1) What are
ya lookin
for?
Gerson gone Shall we
choose
something?
250$ - RhapsoteaITEM
Tea made
of chants,
heals 115HP
450$ - ScarlixirITEM
Sick
juice that
heals 160HP
900$ - WaferguardARMOR
Holey
amulet
900$ - ScarfMarkWEAPON
Pagekeeper
scarf DF+1
Exit
Buy it for
$ ?YesNo
(115.2) (It's a pool
of water.) TossExit Select an
object.
Toss unwanted itemToss unwanted weaponToss unwanted armorQuit Toss it for
$ ?YesNo
(120) (It's some kind of statue.)
Oh, talking archaeology! It was
easier to worship the placid
stone. Still, if my ancestors want to
"kick my ass", I must simply
allow it.
They said they know what an
acorn is. That's no good. If you know, it means you can't
ask what it is! Shh! This is a statue of our holy
ancestor. A shame we could not meet... What brilliant sermon of peace
might we have heard?
Our holy ancestor...!
Where is our great ancestor!? This babbling fool must have
done something...!
Begone! Begone! (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was MysticBand.) (The chest is empty.)
(122) (It looks like you'd be able to
climb this if you had the right
tools.) O, there once was a great
fortepiano up above! How it
sang in gold... Until the Grand Door opened,
releasing a cacophony of
ancient witches. They did away with its fine
timbres... leaving naught but
dissonance. But, Warriors! I heard rumor
you did solve the piano's
mystery. Though the piano be gone, its
song may play on in our
hearts...
O, the Pianosong, it plays on
in my heart. Duh duh duh, doo doo doo, dee
dee dah... and stuffs.
(146) JOCKINGTON GROWS THE BEARD. Come five o'clock, the shadow
will grow. ... So sayeth our ancestors.
The truth is written in glass. (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was Rhapsotea.) (The chest is empty.)
(149) SusieHey old man, you
sleeping in here? ... guess not... Hey, this is that priest
guy's desk. The code to the door
could be in here... Huh...? Dude, there's a glass
case in here. But... it's weird. The
outside is clean, but... The inside is... covered
in dust? ... huh? Dude, it's just
a dusty... H... hell no, you don't
mean... When monsters die, their
dust is... is buried... Hey, Kris!? Why the hell does the
pastor have that in
his...!? Huh? There's a hammer
inside... and a... ... A photo of... The old man!? ... The old man... I don't really get it,
but... Somehow, the Dark World,
it... For a moment, it must've
like... revived him. ... ... But, I think he
knew... I think he knew he
was... Kris, he wanted me to
write a letter. A letter to "Alvin"... I
think that's... this
pastor guy. ... Gimme a sec. Alright. Got it. Let's go, Kris. (It's a large pitcher of
water.) (Cups are stored below it.) (Documents...) (Books. Many copies of Lord of
the Hammer... and some
unlabeled notebooks.) "Alvin Your old man was proud of you. The reason he didnt come to
church alot is beacause he wanted you to
follow your dream. Hes sorry he never said that
right. So write your own story's. Its okay if even if there not
perfect. Sinserely a friend" (It's a glass container... you
looked inside.) (It's a small metal hammer, and
a photo of an old man... both
covered in dust.) SusieKris, let's... not look
at it anymore.
(It's a glass container.) (It's a plaque bearing the
words of a famous writer.) ("Hope comes to those who
believe. And for those that
cannot...") ("... May our hope shine so
brightly...") ("... That they, too, may keep
shelter from the dark.") (Seems to be some sort of
incense container.) (Juice, and wafer-like
crackers.)
(154) SusieHey, what's that room
over there? Your room? RalseiErr... Sorry, it's still
really dusty and dirty,
s-so...! Susie... So what? RalseiSo you can't, er, go
inside. Until I clean
it. SusieC'mon, what are you
hiding that's that
embarassing!? Last one there's a fresh
egg! RalseiS-Susie, w... wait! (Your friends are still in
Ralsei's room...)
(155) SusieIt's... It's... empty...? Ralsei... My own room? ... I... I
don't need a room! ... ...at least... that's
what I thought. So... So I never... Susie... You... you LIVE
here. Why do WE have
rooms and not you? RalseiMaking you two happy... Is... my purpose. I... If I think about it... There's no reason... For me... to have...
anything. SusieThat's the stupidest
goddamn thing I ever
heard! You see this stupid
excuse for a room? I don't care what the
reason is. Me and Kris are gonna
fill it up. Wall to
wall. Until you have the most
badass room in the
castle. RalseiSusie... SusieLook. You can't be the
only one with an empty
room. It's... It's too sad, y'know? Wherever we go, we'll
keep an eye out for
furniture, Right, Kris? C'mon. Ralsei... Kris, Susie is so
nice... It... makes my heart
hurt. I don't really have any
hobbies, or interests. Baking, sewing,
singing... those are all
just... Things I thought to
do... for you two. ... But recently... I'm starting to feel
like... Like I'm developing my
own opinions. My own likes. My own dislikes. My own desires. My
own... fears. ... please... tell me... Should I... Should a... Darkner...
be feeling like this? (-)
Please be
yourselfOf course not (By process of elimination this
is the best thing in Ralsei's
room.) (The curtains are fluttering.)
(166) Susie... ... We... aren't gonna
let that happen... ... right? ...
Kris... ...
don't
forget,
Kris... ...
you promised.
(167) Rouxls(Queen shalth Notice my
Brillianthce any day
Nowe...) QueenSomething About That
Lamp's Brightness Level It Seems Low
Rouxls(Hath she NOT noticed
her lamp's Bouncinest
Bootye...?) Queen Kris Susie How Do You
Like My New: Room Do You Want A Sip SusieUhh... that's acid. We'd
die. QueenOh Dear First You Don't
Want To Swim In The Free
Pool Now You Don't Want To
Drink The Free Pool
Water More For Me I Suppose
QueenAnd Look On The Right
Check That Out I Built A New City With
The Free Space I Found
In: The Wall RalseiUmm, it's not free?QueenYour Free QueenWow This Tune Is Bangin'
Who Made ItQueenI Made It
QueenState Of The Art 32kbps
Bitrate For Audio FilesRalseiAudiophiles?QueenAudio Files (Looks like a touring band.) (... They only do the touring
part though.) (It's keeping the streets
clean.) (Looks like Head Hathy's trying
computer dating...) (Looks like Werewerewire's
trying computer dating...)
(168) Rouxls(The TV guy shalth
Notice my Brillianthce
any day Nowe...) (-)Gee, haha, what a stupid
looking lamp, folks! Like the
lamp itself is stupid! Rouxls(...) (-)It also has a small ass. RouxlsWHAT DID THOU SAYETH
ABOUT MOI!?
Rouxls(Rouxls. Don't loseth
it. Keepeth your Eyese
on the Pryese.)
Rouxls(I'm sure-eth the TV Guy
will return any day
Nowe...) (And noticeth, my
Brillianthce.) My hot burning meteoric hunk, I
feel so on fire with you. Almost as hot as the lampshade,
when it caressed my hair. I don't know how I felt about
that. I want to forget it. I
think.
Lampshade or not, something
about that lamp is really
shady. I think I saw it walking
between rooms... repeatedly. My sweet frozen sundae, our
relationship has never been
more solid. Except, I think the lamp put
its hand on mine. And it made me feel funny. But
we will ignore that. For love.
My love for you shines brighter
than any lamp. And it only touches your hand,
with permission. Ha ha. Oh, Prince Ralsei! Look how
many hats I've racked up! ... Ah? Your original hat?
Oops... I seem to have lost it
forever.
My dear Prince! You need not
your hat to hide your face
anymore. I'm sure your friends will
accept if you just get plastic
surgery. This room is FUNKY and FUNNY! It may not be my forever home,
but for now... wow, you're
great hosts! (Not as great a host as me, but
what can ya do!?)
Susie... aren't you normally
way bigger? (-)Everything's bigger on TV, kid!
Hahaha! Hahahaha! Please find someone to adopt me Hotcha HOTCHA! Don't touch that
podium, folks, or TV TIME
Season 2 will begin! You don't want episodic content
that deteriorates in quality
over time, do ya!? DO YA!?
(171) BUT LO, ON HOPES AND DREAMS THEY SEND.
THREE HEROES AT THE WORLD'S END. SusieHey! Hey, that's us, right? RalseiYes, Susie! We are the
Heroes of the
Prophecy... SusieLook! Light! Alright you losers... BRING IT ON!!! (-)Whatcha doin'? SusieWh... who... huh... what
the HELL are YOU doing!? (-)Lookin' for the light switch. But, hrm. Seems I got a little
lost. You wouldn't mind walking me
back to my study, wouldja? Got something I gotta finish
writing, y'see... SusieYeah, uh, no. We're
kinda in a hurry here. We can't just babysit
every random Darkner we
meet. (-)Ah, I see, I see. Good enough
reason, that one. SusieSo anyway, we'll be... (-)What's a Darkner, anyhoo? SusieYou mean you don't... (Kris, if this guy's not
a Darkner, then...) (Ugh, things'll get
messy if he gets hurt!) Fine! You can go with
us. Just don't slow us
down. (-)Hmm, alright, alright. You got
it, little missy!
(173) SusieDamnit... what is it
doing here...? I guess it made the
fountain, and now... ... it's looking for
someone else to... ... ... let's go. (The glass is broken.) SusieK... Kris!? Kris, you... the glass,
I didn't notice... it... You're bleeding... Umm, I'll... Here, let
me heal it! Th... that wasn't
enough, huh... (-)... where... is it... SusieHey, Ralsei! Ralsei! Ralsei... S-Susie!? SusieHey, Ralsei, Kris is... RalseiKris...!? SusieCould you tell me how
to... RalseiSusie, could you move
out of the way? Kris... Kris, are you
okay? SusieUmm, I tried to uh,
heal, but... RalseiSusie, I know you were
just trying to help,
but... If someone's really
hurt, don't... try to
fix it alone, okay? Susie... uh, yeah. Okay. Got
it. SusieSo, hey, uh, Gang's
together! We gonna, uh, pose now? RalseiRight! Um, sure! Anyway, let's go... Susie...
(174) SusieKris... Kris, hey,
wait!! Look!! The fountain's just up
there!! Well, that was easy. Heh, too bad, was
looking forward to
another adventure... But, guess we gotta do
what we gotta... What the... Y... You! D... dammit... Kris! Don't waste any
time on me! I'll heal
myself! This is... our chance to
get them...! Go! SusieKRIS!!! N... NOW'S YOUR
CHANCE!!! ATTACK THEM!!! ... KRIS...!!! THE LEGEND OF THIS WORLD.
<DELTARUNE.> RalseiLooks like... this is
the Fountain. Susie... Yeah, guess this is
it. Ralsei... phew. Kris, Susie, I suppose
I'll see you in the
Castle Town. SusieYeah... Let's have another tea
party or something! RalseiHaha, sure, Susie!
(175) SusieSo, that, uh, piano
thingy... ... maybe the notes we
gotta play are in a
book? Hey guys! There's
something weird about
this one! It looks just like the
one that the old man... ... Hey, look, it did
something! Ralsei... Kris, rather than
following her... Why don't we just...
close our eyes... And think about what she
might be doing in there? (-)

SureSeems
unnecessary SusieHey, I, uh, got the
music copied down,
kinda. Might not be perfect,
but, uh... Ralsei, where the heck
were you? RalseiH-huh? I was... um...
I... SusieI got the puzzle
solution, let's just go! (Something is blocking the
doorway.) (... It's a door.) cleave your own path. cut your own way. me? my way is in your way.
it's your way or the high way.
(176) (It's an actual stool.)
(You investigated the climbable
stool.) 'Scuse me, miss, wouldja mind
helpin' me reach this book? SusieNot now, dude. I'm
solving the door. Ralsei, help him reach
the thing. RalseiOf course! There's something you
can stand on right here! Um, anyone, um... feel
free to... step on me. (-)Miss, I think I still need your
help. SusieAlright, FINE. Here, will you take this
and - Hey, the door opened!
Let's go! (-)Much obliged.
(It's a stool.) (It's not much use as long as
Ralsei is around.) (The door is locked with some
mechanism.) (There's a suspicious book
here, but it's a bit too high
to reach.) Hmm... I've a mighty hankerin'
to read a book. But I just
can't reach... Susie(Hey, if I don't get to
skip the puzzle, you
don't either!)
(There is a distinct lack of
steppable objects in that
direction.) SusieDon't bother me, I'm
figuring out this door
thing. (Show him compassion?)

ShowDon't show
Ralsei(Phew... should be okay
until we reach the
study...) H-huh? Sorry, Kris!
Thanks for paying so
much attention to me!
(177) THE PROPHECY, WHICH WHISPERS
AMONG THE SHADOWS. THE LEGEND OF THIS WORLD.
<DELTARUNE.> (A glass tapestry rings above
you. Strangely, no matter how
you turn to look...) (... its perspective never
changes.)
(179) RalseiI think we should stay
with the old man.
(181) Susie... hey, Ralsei. If you
know the whole prophecy
already... ... why didn't you just
say how to do the piano? RalseiH-huh...? Well, I just
thought... I just thought, isn't it
better if I don't... say
anything? Susie... Why? RalseiUm... H-Hey, I think I found a
light! Wh-whoops!! O... ow... SusieHere, lemme... RalseiEveryone feeling better? Susie... uh, yeah. Thanks. ... LAIGHT... ... WHO DAIRE BRING LAIGHT
HEAR... ... GO... BACK... ... YOU SUDN'T COME HERE... ... THIS ZOAN... IS FORBIDEN... ... CONTINUE AND YOU MAY FIND
YOURSELF SPOOCKED IN THE
DARK... ... VERY WELL... IF YOU COME
CLOASER TO THIS PLACE... ... THEN YOU MAY FIND... ... THE DARK... ... HAS COME TO YOU!!! THE LAIGHT... NOT THE
LAIGHT!!!! NOOOOOOO!!! N... NO... DOAN'T LOOK...
I'M... I'M... I'M TOO SCAIREY!!! RalseiAre you all right? The
chandelier... It... (-)OUCHI... OHHH, IT HOARTS... IT
HOARTS... EVERYTHING... SO BRAIGHT...
CULDN'T SEE... HEAD HIT SHANDALIERE... RalseiWe're sorry, we were
just looking for a
way... (-)OH... MY HEAD... IT HOARTS...
IT HOARTS INSIDE RalseiUm, don't worry! We know
how to use healing,
so... (-)HMM... OAAAHHHH IT STILL
HOARTS!!!!!!!!! RalseiH-huh? Sorry, I guess
I'll, um, try it
again...! SusieUmm, maybe I could... RalseiSusie...? SusieUmm, nothin'. Nevermind. RalseiHow's this? Feel better? (-)NO... STILL HOARTS... (It looks like you'd be able to
climb this if you had the right
tools.) Susie... (-)How's the adventure, hero? Susie... Old man? Shouldn't you be busy...
writing a letter or
something? (-)... Shouldn't you be helping
that pumpkin fella? SusieNah, Ralsei's got it
covered. I... I quit. (-)Quit? Quit what? SusieYou know. Healing. That
green sparkle thing. (-)Hmm. So you don't like doing
it? SusieWell, uh... I dunno,
actually. At first, I was
really... I was really
excited I could do it. But like... I sort of
realized... I just suck at it. Heh. (-)What if you practiced? Put a
little shell into it. SusieI mean, I kind of...
When people aren't
looking... I was kind of trying to
practice a little,
but... I sorta realized,
y'know? I'll never be as good as
Ralsei, so what's the
point? So everyone can see
how... bad I am? I should just stick to
what I'm good for. Y'know... uh... hurting
people... magic. (-)Hm. Is that so. Didn't take you for a purple
bellied coward. SusieCoward...? Hey, what do
you mean by that!? (-)You're afraid of making some
little green sparkles. SusieLook, just CASTING it
isn't a big deal! (-)Alrighty then... Here. SusieWhat? (-)I pricked my finger with my pen
earlier. If yer not a coward, give me
your best shot! SusieFine, if it gets you to
shut up! Take this!! (-)Oop, my letter! OH!!!! THE OUCHI... THE
HOART... IT'S GONE!!! Ralsei... Susie? Susie, that was a great
idea! SusieH-huh? RalseiI was wondering why my
healing wasn't
working... I suppose... I was only
healing the outside. But Susie, your healing
blast seemed to hit the
spot! SusieHuh? Well, heh, I was uh,
actually just trying to
heal that old man... Ralsei... Old... man? SusieYeah, he's... ... Huh. Guess he left. Heh. RalseiWell, Mr. Jack is
better, so let's be on
our way! YOU... GIRL... YOU HELPED ME... SusieHey, it was, uh... (-)YOU THREE... MY FRAINDS!!! ME NAME IS JACKENSTEIN. I WAS BULLYED, AND HAITED BY
THE OTHERS, FROAM MY LARGE AND
UGLY BODDY. I WAS BANNISHED TO THE DARK
ZONE, ONLY TO APPEAR ON
FESTIVAL NAIGHT... I WAIR THIS MASK, BEACAUSE MY
TRUE FAICE, SCAIRES EVEN
MYSELF. DID YOU DID YOU WANNA SEE IT

YesNo YOUNG WOMUN... THAINK YOU FOR
THE WONDERFUL HEALING. SusieHey, it was nothing. (-)LET ME KNOW IF I CAN EVER REPAY
YOU... I LIVE IN A HOAL (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was 500 Dark Dollars.) (500 Dark Dollars was added to
your MONEY HOLE.)
(The chest is empty.) Susie(Hey, uh, Kris?) (... can't guarantee it
will be any good, but,
uh...) (Y'know, feel free to
ask me to heal again. If
you need it.) (...)

Tell a JokeTell a Story
(182) SusieGuys, I bet it's in here
somewhere! ... guys? Hey, old man! What are
you doing here? (-)Just came here for some peace
'n quiet to write my letter. SusieYour letter... Y'know this is a dream,
right? Soon, it's gonna
end... Then everything here...
this place... that
letter... (-)... you don't say. SusieYeah. But... I'll still
be here when you wake
up. ... You were... trying to
teach me something
earlier, weren't you. (-)That? Naw, you did all that
yourself. SusieC'mon man, you... you're
the only person I've
met... Who teaching me made me
actually feel LESS
stupid. (-)Geheheh, well, it helps that
I'm losing my mind, don't it? SusieHeheheh... ... So, uh, seen
anything with music
notes on it? (-)Oh, you mean this thing? SusieYeah, that thing! Cool,
I bet Kris can memorize
it, and... ... (-)Here. Pen 'n paper. SusieWait, you want ME to
copy ALL that...? ... plus, if I got your
pen, how'll you do your
letter? (-)The important part's already
done. 'sides, what good's a teacher
that doesn't give homework? SusieHeh, screw you. A CONUNDRUM'S MULTITUDE TONES.
(184) (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was DogDollar.) (The chest is empty.)
(185) SusieDamn... so this is the
Magic Axe, huh. (-)(You got the Wait a tick! You gotta pay for
that! Susie... Pay!? The heck are
you talking about? (-)This is still the inside of my
study, ain't it? Nothin' else was free, so why'd
ya think we'd start here? SusieHaha, good one. I'm
taking the axe now. (-)... don't think I'm serious?
Check the price tag! SusieHuh...? Price... what? ... it says it costs...
uh... $999,999,999!? (-)Geh heh heh, didn't realize it
was still on discount! ... But I know. You worked real
hard to get here. So how 'bout
a trade? If you, and you alone, can best
my challenge... I give it to
ya. For free. SusieHeh, knew you'd say
that. What do you want? (-)Hmm... how about... ... a haircut? Susie... a HAIRCUT? Alright, sure. Which
hair you want me to cut? (-)Oh, any of 'em. They're all too long, see! Just
get one, and I'll give it to
ya. SusieAlright, I'll start with
your beard... H... huh? STAY STILL!!! ... Heheheh... I get
it. You think I'm gonna go
easy on you, huh? What the... (-)Ah, so you wanna get serious,
do ya...? Then tell me first, can you
hear it? Can you hear its song, singing
from the deep...? That... is the ringing... ... of the Hammer of Justice!
SusieDamn... I dunno what
this axe is, but it
looks awesome! Victory SusieH... How's that, old
man!? (-)Wahahahahaha!! That was the
most fun I ever had! SusieSee how I used my
healing just now!? (-)Geheheheh! SusieGuess this is mine now,
huh. (-)(JusticeAxe was added to your
WEAPONS.) Defeat Susie... damn... I...
couldn't keep up... (-)Geheheh... well, you gave it
your best shot! Here. Susie... huh? (-)I saw the fire in your eyes...
that's proof enough for me. Take it. And this crystal, too. Susie... Nah. Keep it. (-)... you don't want it? SusieOf course I do. But... You're gonna need
something to give me... ... after our rematch! (-)... Wahahahaha!!! You've got guts, kid! I like
that!
SusieD... damnit! (-)You aren't giving up, are ya? SusieHell no! Kris, let's try
again!
It's all right, it's all right. How 'bout you give it another
shot? What, ready to fight again!? SusieWhaddya say, Kris? (-)
Go Susie!
Go Susie!Sorry, not
enough time. ... Well, I'll be seeing you around
now. Susie... yeah. I guess we
will. Why'd you... help me so
much? You didn't have to. (-)You remind me a bit of someone
I used to know. Susie... Who? (-)Just a character from that old
story... Susie... Lord of the Hammer,
huh. Hell if I'm reading
that. ... though, wait a sec. Isn't that... what
Dragon Blazers was based
on? (-)Yep, yep. And so they changed
parts of the story. Of course, the biggest fans got
mad... but, isn't it
interesting? The book was already just an
interpretation of something
else. Stories can be retold. They can
be changed... That's what I
believe. Susie... huh. (-)The words on a wall called you
a hero. ... Whatever you end up being,
I'm sure it'll be tremendous. Susie... ... anyway, which Dragon
Blazers character am I? (-)Gahahaha, right! You are... the Dragon. SusieHeheh. That's what I was
hoping.
(192) RalseiSusie... That wasn't the old man. SusieH... huh? RalseiOne of the statues in
his shape from his
study... It must have begun
moving when you made
this Dark World. SusieA... a statue...?
Then... the old man...? RalseiHe's... not in this
world, sadly. Darkners patterned after
the memory of a loved
one... Tend to only appear in
very specific
darknesses. ... even if we tried to
bring him to Castle
Town, he... SusieTHEN WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY
SOMETHING EARLIER!? RalseiH... huh? SusieFirst the roaring thing,
then you not being
real... And now THIS!? What's
wrong with you!? If you KNOW something,
why don't you just-- TELL us! RalseiI I'm I'm sorry, I I know so many things, I I know so many things I,
don't know. When to say
them. (-)I don't want... to say them.
To... worry... you two. So I end up... I end up not
saying... anything. SusieWhat do you mean... You
know so many things? (-)About the "rules" of this
world. About the prophecy. About... what the prophecy...
says will happen. I didn't ask to know, but I do. I... I'm sorry if it creeps you
out! I'm sorry if I... don't tell
you everything. It's just... sometimes, knowing
things... It hurts. And if anyone's going to
hurt... RalseiLet it... just be me,
okay? Susie... (-)Oops, I... I'm sorry, haha,
I... I... SusieRalsei... Is that... why you've
been acting... so weird
today? Why you keep... Ralsei... I... I've just been
trying to stay ahead of
you two. So you don't have to see
it. So you won't... Because it would... SusieSee... see what? RalseiThe ending... of the
prophecy. SusieWhat, that... Last
Prophecy thing...? RalseiSusie, you... y-you
didn't... SusieNo, I mean, we almost
did, but-- RalseiPlease. Please let me go
ahead from now on.
Please. I'll do every area. I'll
do all the work. The next time, too. You two can just hang
out and... have fun! I could do all the
puzzles, I could... SusieHey... look. It's okay,
man. That Last Prophecy
thing... I don't need to
see it. So... if it helps,
whenever you gotta... You can go ahead alone. But everything else? We're doing it together.
As a team. And NOTHING'S gonna
change that. NOTHING! Whether you like it or
not, toothpaste boy! RalseiSusie...! SusieUhh, first noogie to
make someone cry? RalseiH-hahaha! Sorry! I'm just... glad you're
friends with me. ... I'll be more honest,
Susie. I promise. Even if it means...
sounding... weird. Susie... Ralsei? You couldn't get any
weirder if you tried. RalseiYou too, Susie! Susie... uh, thanks. ... well, let's get out
of here, Kris.
(208) (It's a keyboard. It has
settings to sound like either a
piano or an organ.) Susie... Y'know, when you
played piano earlier...
it was... Okay, it was actually
kinda cool. I mean that. I'm not saying you
should join the choir or
whatever but... If you were playing
every week. ... I might actually
wanna go to church. ... ... That... Kinda
reminds me of something. (-)
Listen
(it might be long)Not now Susie... yeah. I liked
playing the drums. Can't really screw it
up, y'know? It's just
hitting stuff. (It's a set of bells of
different sizes.) SusieLook. I know you want to
mess with these...
But... (-)
Mess
with themDon't (The wardrobe is full of choir
robes... There's even one in
your size.) SusieDamn, why don't we get
to wear these? ... What, I would have
to sing or something? ... Hey, why don't they
just let me play the
drums? Heheh.
(It's a ward for robes.) (It seems to lead to a small
closet... Check inside?)

OpenDon't SusieJack is in there...
Guess we can get him
tomorrow or something.
(211) (Perhaps if you play part of a
bar, the bars will part.) (It looks like you'd be able to
climb this if you had the right
tools.)
(212) The others here believe you
will bring trouble to this
place. They say, "the knight with the
blade casts a great shadow on
the land..." I have no proof that's you. But
don't be harsh to those that
fight you. (It looks like you'd be able to
climb this if you had the right
tools.) (Huh...!? There's a hidden
treasure chest here!) (It contains... some kind of
strangely slippery gloves!) (They're labeled, "gloves that
make you worse at climbing".) (...) (You didn't take these.)
(You still didn't take the
gloves.)
(213) (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was Scarlixir.) (The chest is empty.)
(214) THE KNIGHT WHICH MAKES
WITH BLACKENED KNIFE. THE KNIGHT WHICH MAKES
WITH BLACKENED KNIFE. SHALL DUEL WITH HEROES
STRIFE BY STRIFE.
(215) SusieGet back here dumbass!
SusieGet back here dumbass, I
can hear you leaving! SusieDamn, another stupid
maze. Hey old man, which way
to your study? (-)Hmm-a-rmm... Left! Left, it was. Hmm... could've sworn it was
here. Let's try... up. Susie(I'm gonna be sworing if
he can't figure this
out...) Left here... oh, it was left
here. Susie... I'm going right. Oh, ya went this way. Hmm, hmm. Y'know, I've got a mighty hunch
this ain't the right way. ... Though, I do like goin' the
wrong way. You get better ideas that way. Now, what d'ya you think? Where
do we go? No wrong answer. Further LeftBack DownSusieNowhere Hmm, a treasure, is it? Here,
why don't you take it? (You opened the treasure
chest.) (Inside was nothing.) Well now... suppose there ain't
much after all. But even if your path don't
lead nowhere... Least you got some exercise
goin' down it. Geh heh heh. (For some reason you felt
healthier to a minuscule
degree.) (Your Max HP increased by 1.)
(The chest is empty.) SusieDude, the old man was
wrong. This is totally the
right way. RalseiUmm, Susie... I don't
think you should take
that many...
SusieThis is all because we
didn't eat it faster. (A container of candy. It says
"Please take one.")

Don't take anyTake One Ralsei...
RalseiUmm... SusieRalsei stop being such a
wimp and help! Like, at least pretend
to eat the candy or
something! RalseiUmm, got it...!
RalseiI'm... just
concentrating on
unwrapping them... (Perhaps if you play part of a
bar, the bars will part.) SusieDamn, took long enough. The hell didn't we go
this way in the first
place? (-)Ah, what a relief you found the
right way! ... this nice young fellow
behind us was just raring to go
through! SusieNice young... huh? H-hey, wait a sec--!
SusieHey, old frog dude.
Looks like you were
wrong. The way through's over
here! Phew! That was a hoot! Well now, I think I can find
the way back from here. By the by, I'm running a little
shop from my study, so... If you ever find your way
there, feel free to have me at
your service! SusieAre you for real? After
all THAT? Going to YOUR study is
the last thing we're
EVER gonna do. Got it? (-)Hmm, I see, I see. Well, thank
you. Bye for now! Susie... boy, that was
annoying. Back, you zombie! Your beastly existence offends
m'lady! I don't have a m'lady yet, but
if I did, she would be
offended!
I sure hope a m'lady sees me
doing this!
(217) SusieYeah, you know I'm not
messing with that
puzzle. ... I... probably
wouldn't be able to help
anyway. Don't have a great track
record with pianos.
SusieHey, don't you think
this would be sweet for
Ralsei's room? He won't have to like...
Sleep on the floor. (-)

Take itDon't take it SusieMaybe we can just give
him our pillows too. Not like we really sleep
there that much... Maybe he can have some
of my bed spikes too?
SusieKris, if there's another
puzzle like this... We should, like... do it
halfsies next time. OR I could crawl down
and mess with the pedal.
SusieWonder how Noelle's sofa
is doing. ... and Noelle. RalseiOh, Kris! This seems
like a complicated
puzzle... Would you like any
advice to, um, speed up
solving it? (-)

Yes PleasePark your butt, misterNo Please RalseiI... I think I'm parked. SusieParallel parked? RalseiAs far as I know, I'm
within the lines.
RalseiHaha, Kris, Susie taught
me something nice! (-)

Hear itNot now RalseiSorry for calling you a
noob, Kris!SusieAND ME??? (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was ReviveMint.) (The chest is empty.)
(218) RalseiHmm... I wonder if we
need to play something
specific? Perhaps there's a hint
somewhere... Susie... wait, it's a puzzle?
Thought Kris was just
jamming.
SusieDude, what if you just
smashed all the keys? That'll probably work,
right?
Ralsei... Looks like the music
is incomplete. Maybe we need another
hint...? SusieOr, maybe you just gotta
play something cooler.
SusieNice, Kris! All we had to do was
follow the prophecy
thing. If it's that easy, maybe
we should just do
whatever it says? How about it, Ralsei.
Wanna memorize it for
us? Ralsei... umm, that's okay,
Susie. I already know
it. SusieOh, okay, sweet.
RalseiAmazing, Kris! You
solved it without the
second hint... ... You must really...
be an expert on the
prophecy.
RalseiAmazing, Kris! You
already knew the
answer... ... You must really...
know a lot of things,
don't you. (Perhaps if you play part of a
bar, the bars will part.) (Down the corridor, darkness
lies in wait...) (Shining only in your own eyes,
the light defies it.) (The Blue Flame flickers with
the vision of a battle
unfinished...)
Return to DarkDo Not
(219) (Stacks of books, with
characters that cannot be
read...) (You are filled with the power
of not actually reading the
text.) (It looks like you'd be able to
climb this if you had the right
tools.)
(220) (It looks like you'd be able to
climb this if you had the right
tools.) Ah! Soldiers, brimming with
youth. Seek you to join the
ranks of the Cuptains? Heave ho! Together we shall
stack in crimson tower, to the
Savior of our Princesses. Now then, get climbing! To the
eaves, to the eaves!
What? Can't you climb? Ah, neither can us all; just
some bravery will do, just some
bravery. They say a pianolike organ
rests above, opening the way
for those who play it. Unfortunately, I lack the grip
strength to reach such a
place... But do you?
I cannot grip, nor can I sip.
... Trouble is brewing for a
man like me. Our Princesses, the water
fairies, wait for us in the
high above. Climb, climb we must! ... Yes, there's one down here,
too... But any good Cup knows a
Princess's value is equal to
their height.
A ground-bound Princess is not
worth washing your hands with. I did clamber my best, but I
found no Princess here. Unless, perhaps, this pillar
itself is the Princess...
Yes, this Princess must be shy,
or sleeping. I will wait. I
will wait. (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was Winglade.) (The chest is empty.) This is a Kingdom without King
or Prince. Flaky disciples, lost in
meaningless worship. Old scholars, greyed by
research forgotten. Fairies, princesses, soldiers.. On the outskirts, ghasts, wild
beasts of horror and sloth... ... And, of course, a Dark
Knight!
I shan't seek my fortune here.
'tis a doomed place. Should you fancy me to join
your court, I would be but
brimming with pleasure. Need a lift?

YesNo
(221) The Lightners' service has
never gone on without me,
ka-ka! I must be the most important of
all, ka-ka! That guy is the fire
extinguisher.
Not that that's not important. THE QUEEN'S CHARIOT
CANNOT BE STOPPED.
(222) (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was TensionGem.) (The chest is empty.)
(223) Susie... hm, we don't know
the notes you've gotta
play, right? Maybe the answer's
somewhere around
here...?
Susie... RalseiUmm, Kris, maybe I could
give it a try? I think
I... SusieRalsei, wait a sec. Kris... today in church,
when you were asleep... Your mom... said you
used to play good. I dunno why you're
pretending you can't
now. Maybe you're like...
embarrassed or
something? But like... y'know... ... Kris, you should play. (-)(You thought about Susie's
words and took a deep breath.) (Your hands began to move on
their own...) SusieHey, why'd you stop?
That was cool. ... You should, uh, play
more. Seriously, you're an
idiot if you quit
playing. Ralsei(... Susie... is nice,
isn't she, Kris.)
Sheet music SusieHuh... why'd you play it
so different? Are you like... nervous
or something? RalseiI, thought... they were
both really nice
renditions! Susie(... does he?)
Sheet music (octaveless) RalseiAmazing, you played the
whole thing, Kris! SusieI dunno, that sounded
kinda... off. Isn't there a switcher
key or something you
gotta use? RalseiUmm, it sounded nice
without it, too!
The Legend RalseiOh...! SusieWhat, you gonna serenade
Ralsei with that one?
Rouxls Kaard RalseiOh, that's Mr. Rouxls's
theme! SusieMore like theme of him
getting his ass kicked.
Don't Forget Susie... Ralsei... Susie? SusieNothing... just thought
it was a kinda cool
song.
Lost Girl SusieThat one's... kinda
nice. Wonder if I could learn
it on, uh, guitar.
Dark Sanctuary SusieFeel like I heard that
one... Ralsei...? SusieYeah, that's right.
Ralsei was humming it
earlier. RalseiO-oh, was I...?
S-sorry...!
Hammer of Justice SusieHell yeah, that's
majestic! RalseiPerhaps the Old Man
would enjoy that one!
Once Upon a Time SusieWhat's that song? Sounds
like crap.
Your Best Friend RalseiAww, that song sounds so
friendly and sweet!
Heartache RalseiHow emotional... SusieMaybe you should play
that for your mom. Y'know... she hasn't
heard you play in a
while.
His Theme RalseiAww, what a pretty
melody! It's like a
lullaby...!
? RalseiUmm... that melody's a
little... SusieAnnoying? RalseiUM...! I wouldn't say
that! SusieDuh, YOU wouldn't.
Miscellaneous SusieDude, stop messing
around! SusieAlright Kris, with this,
we got it in the bag. (-)(SheetMusic was added to your
KEY ITEMS.) Need a lift?

YesNo
(225) Charging up the biggest jump...
That's the secret to going the
fastest! But I keep... bumping...! I
must not... Bump! For my lady!
I heard some noise up there...
My lady, is she in trouble? I must hasten to climb up... I
must charge my jump... Incredible climbing speed! Your
fastest time for the first lap
is seconds! You dare awaken m'lady from her
peaceful slumber...!? If you shall press further...
then we shall have no choice... ... but to duel for her honor! En-guarde! Our lady...!!! Water you guys doing? You woke
me up! Well, we... I told you not to wake me up!
What is this, the fifth time?! ...Ahh, I can't stand this
place... (You opened the treasure
chest.)
(Inside was PowerBand.) (The chest is empty.) Incredible climbing speed! Your
fastest time for the second lap
is seconds!
(226) Melodies three, there be.
Two in the southern towers
One where gold strikes water. Susie... Did you just hear
something? RalseiIt sounded a bit like a
fireplace opening up. SusieDude, too specific. But
yeah.
(227) Don't let me slow ya down!
I'll be right behind ya!
Did you need somethin'?
All
goodSpeed
it up (It appears to be a light
switch.) (... It won't budge!) (Seems it's actually a heavy
switch.)
(It's a heavy light switch.) Susie... know what? YOU GUYS handle the old
man. I'm gone. RalseiI, um... should go
follow her... (-)... Gee, guess I better catch
up, too. (The old man's existence made
you imagine Ralsei with a
beard.) (You are filled with the power
of conceptual bearded Ralsei.) (It looks like you'd be able to
climb this if you had the right
tools.) (It's a wall... It looks
solid.)

Hug the wallDon't R e l a x... You can't go in. Too crowded.
There is a line just to get
out. Meanwhile, I'm in the line to
get in. ... Between us, it is a
deadlock.
Oh, standing still in a line.
It's so exhilarating. Even if I'm in a line by
myself.
(229) The DARK FOUNTAIN... ... Why... Aren't they
stopping us from
sealing it...? ... Well, guess I'm not
complaining. Kris... do your thing.
(231) THE LAST PROPHECY.
THE STORY'S END. RalseiNo... SUSIE, STOP!!! (It seems the way is blocked.) AND THEN. WHEN ALL HOPE
IS LOST FOR THE TALE THE FINAL TRAGEDY UNVEILS. TO SAVE THE WORLDS,
THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY. RalseiSUSIE, DON'T LOOK-- S-Susie, I'm sorry, I-- I, I'm sorry, I-- I'm sorry, I-- SusieShut up. The hell are you
apologizing for? You're worried about
THAT!? Seriously!? ... this stupid
prophecy? Like something like that
would happen. I wouldn't let it
happen... Kris wouldn't
let it happen... And obviously YOU
wouldn't let it happen. So... Why wouldn't you laugh? It's just stupid. So stop crying, 'k? Everything's gonna be
all right. Heh. Hey, Kris. Let's go seal the
fountain, OK? Susie... ... she's... She's a really really nice
person, Kris. How can she be so kind...? ... how? I'm sorry, Kris. I'm sorry I didn't say the
whole prophecy at first. I just I thought if I said something
different If we did something different If we were just kind enough Perhaps by the time we got
here... it would change. But... but no matter what we
do... RalseiOur fate... ... is already decided. (-)... S-sorry... don't look at me...
I... I don't mean to always... Make everything about me... I'm sorry. I... RalseiEverything's OK, Kris.
Look, I... I'm smiling! (-)
It's okay
not to smileGood.
Keep smiling Ralsei... RalseiUmm... Kris? You were You were cool when you
played the piano
earlier! ONLY THEN,
WILL THE WORLDS BE SAVED.
(233) So, uh... Um... looks like it's just the
two... of us... (Damn, kinda awkward without
Kris here...) (Why do I wish Kris was
here...?) (Maybe...) (Maybe I could bring up... the
Dark World...?) (Just... say it was... a dream
I had?) (Nah, that'd be weird,
right...?) (I wonder if I...) (I wonder if I could bring
up... the dream I had.) (Noelle, no! She'll think
you're a weirdo!) (... but...) Do you... hear something...?
From the basement? Damn... hope it's not the
severed hand... Faha, is that a Blood Crushers
2 reference? Huh? Dude, you actually know
it? Of course! It's like a
super-duper classic! One day, the protagonist wakes
up without a hand... Then like, they hear music
playing in the basement... And when they go down, it
starts attacking them and
stuff!! Cheezus, yeah! That was so
freaky! Fahaha! Y'know, I never, like, saw the
original. Only 2. Gosh, really? I have the box
set, do you wanna watch? Dude, that would be awesome! Yeah! Gosh, I used to watch it,
like, religiously, faha. It'd be nice to... have someone
to watch it with again. Heheh. ... what about, uh, Catti?
Doesn't she like scary stuff? Umm... well, she just... takes
it a little serious? Like, analyzes all the magic
and stuff. It's a little... Haha, that's wicked annoying. Umm, no, no! ... but... yes. OH, you want to know what else
this reminds me of? So there's this guy that gets
really mad about games... And he made this goofy horror
series... ... about this bucket with
ICE-E's face that tries to kill
him? ... umm, have you seen that? ... no? Oh. Well, I think... maybe it's
okay if you haven't. Dude, let's watch that too. Really? Haha, I have it saved
on my phone, here. Hell yeah. Haha, this rules. I have like, a whole playlist.
Haha. Cool. (It's nice just being quiet
next to her...) (Feels cool just...) (Just chilling and... not even
needing to talk.) Dude, the lights... Did, like, the power go out..? Auugh, Kris! We know it's you doing one of
your stupid pranks! ... Let's go fix the breaker. SusieOops. The tree... NoelleUmm, sorry, Dad didn't
clean the basement this
year... Anyways, the breaker's
down here somewhere. You know what REALLY
made me afraid of
basements? Like... the underground
levels from Dragon
Blazers. The music just repeats
over and over again. SusieHell yeah. That was
weird. NoelleYou played it? SusieYeah, uhh, only 2. As a
kid. Got it from the lost in
found. Even though it wasn't
mine. Hahaha. NoelleSusie! Haha. SusieI played it secret-style
so I wouldn't get in
trouble. NoelleOh my gosh, same. I
played 2 with my Dad,
but like... There was like... this
Evil Route my parents
didn't know about? I always played it in
secret so they wouldn't
take it away. SusieDude, I think I did that
by accident. NoelleFahaha! You did the Evil
Route by ACCIDENT? SusieYeah, I like... I didn't
know you could be...
nice? So I was just killing
everything and getting,
like, pissed. Why the hell is everyone
mad? Pretty sure I'd... do it
the good way, now,
though. Maybe. NoelleGosh, I'd love to see
you play it for real. SusieWell, uh, if you got
another copy... Just leave it in the
lost in found I guess. NoelleFaha, maybe I will! SusieSo, uh, where the hell's
the breaker? NoelleOh. That. Right. I'm, um, looking for
that. SusieUm, yeah, me too. Dude, what if it wasn't
Kris? NoelleHuh? SusieWhat if it was a severed
hand... Moving around down
here... ... and then suddenly it
reached out and grabbed
YOUR hand? NoelleH-hey... I would, um, die, I
guess. SusieYou'd just die? NoelleI think if it touched
me, I'd just be dead. SusieLike, before it even
like, attacked? NoelleNo, I think I would
just, um, die of shock. Seems easier. SusieWell, uh. Guess I would, uh, have
to protect you. NoelleWhat would, um, you do,
Susie? SusieThumb wrestling. NoelleHahahaha!! SusieOkay, where the hell's
the breaker, though. NoelleRight? If we keep taking
so long... The severed hand is
gonna touch us first. NoelleOh my gosh, this just
brushed against my
leg... SusieWhat the hell is that!? NoelleIt's... it's an... angel
doll... SusieIt... it was goddamn
moving! Dude, it, uh, totally
moved though. NoelleLet's just... wait and
see if it moves... SusieIt's gonna move. NoelleYeah... SusieOkay, ready to kill. I
got a cane... You... ... You're gonna beat it
to death with a cookie
pan? NoelleN-no! No, I'm just going
to... SusieHuh? Dude, you got guts! NoelleThere's probably just
like... A mouse underneath it,
right? It's... nothing to be
afraid of. SusieDamn...
(236) (It's a pool... throw money
in?)

YesNo (There's $ in the fountain.
Throw in more?)
(The water glitters vacantly.) (It's some sort of statue.)
We are not accepting further
donations at this time. Take our money, steal from us,
beat us down! When you pass to the other
side, a great donation will
show your remembrance. Kinda weird that you'd throw
dollars into a fountain. Didn't
have any change?
You... don't happen to have any
change, do you?
(238) A CONUNDRUM'S FIRST FOUR TONES. SusieLooks kinda like...
notes? Kris, maybe you can play
'em on a piano
somewhere? RalseiGood idea, Susie! But,
doesn't the song look,
um... ... a little unfinished? Susie... huh? Yeah, guess we
gotta find the other
half? It's probably close.
Let's go.
RalseiOh, Kris! It's the
second half of the
melody! Now, you just need to
play it... SusieYeah, unless there's,
like, a third half. Ralsei(Um... there isn't.)
(239) A CONUNDRUM'S LAST FOUR TONES.
(241) THE LIGHT AND DARK, BOTH BURNING DIRE.
A COUNTDOWN TO THE EARTH'S EXPIRE. THE POINTY-HEADED WILL SAY
"TOOTHPASTE," AND THEN "BOY." SusieHahaha! Dude, that
totally happened! Didn't know the prophecy
was supposed to be this
accurate. RalseiIt... it is, Susie. Everything it says...
will come to pass. SusieDamn... So it like,
actually predicts the
future? Dude, that's actually
like a big deal. RalseiYes... it is, a big
deal, Susie! Susie... there, uh, aren't
any where I do anything
cool, right? RalseiUmm... SusieH-hey! Dude, did you see that?
Someone's sneaking
around... Kris, keep your guard
up...
(242) Above she waits, our beloved
Holiness... Surely pining for
the salvation of a great hero. But, our legs, small and sweaty
in excitement, find no hold in
this accursed wall, And so we fall, tumbling a'gain
and a'gain.
Doomed are we, who thirst for
love just out of reach!
Blessed are you, who walks with
our Lady! And blessed be your legs, for
they have nary a bead of sweat. Oh, Holy Princess far above! If
you would spare but a drop of
your love... I promise I should never spill
it, Or mix it with powders to
modify its flavor.
Excepting, of course, such
flavors of sweet Lemon and
Orange, Which are clean to the taste
and invigorate the Humours.
To think our Holy Princess
would join your court... oh,
joy! I shall rejoice, and throw my
greatest powders... Electrolytic, and few in
calorie! Ah, my legs! So they tremble,
I'm afeared I cannot clamber
any further. Young soldier, if you should
meet her, could you tell her of
my exploits... That I may earn so much as a
small thimble of her love.
Go on, young soldier! I am but
too sweaty to continue...
Oh, so you found her! Did she
have any extra thimbles of her
love? No...? Well, I hope she knows I
could have also recruited
her... ... If I had just climbed up
there... you see.
... well done and all that! (It's a regular container of
water.) (... There's no reason to
expect interacting with it to
do anything.)
(243) (You hear whispering...)
(Its expression is frozen in
worship...) Should be up there... up North.
(244) (It's a wall made of bells.
Climb it?)

YesNo SusieHey, we finally got to
the end of this stupid
room! ... huh? RalseiSomething... Something's
coming... Run!!!! Hey... Wait a gosh darn
minute... (Something long and stringy is
blocking the way.)
(245) What are we running from? SusieThere was... that
thing... you know... (-)Y'know, I was just about to
have some tea. Feel free to join me if you
like! SusieUhh, sure! Fancy a drink?
  • YesWe already had teaNo
    • Yes SusieSure, why the hell not. (-)So, you three have had a mighty
      journey so far, have you?       SusieUh... Yeah. I guess you
      could say that.       (-)Well now, how about telling me
      about your adventures?       SusieUh... (Hey Ralsei, would it be
      okay to tell him
      that...?)       Ralsei(I don't see why not...) SusieSure, all right then,
      listen up!       (-)(Susie animatedly explained all
      of your adventures so far...)       Susie... and now we're here!
      Pretty awesome, huh!?       (-)Geheheh! Yes, what an excellent
      tale.       RalseiI especially liked the
      part where you acted out
      the battles...       ...using the silverware
      and sugar cubes.       SusieHey, how else is he
      gonna know how cool we
      were?       ... Well, thanks for the
      tea, old man.       We gotta go get back to
      our hero stuff.       (-)Will ya come by my study later? SusieYeah, sure. Not like we
      got a choice.       (-)... Ain't no better story than one
      told with sparkling eyes.       She ain't got no fear, that
      one. Doubt, irony, that's what
      poisons your story...       That, and too much
      predictability.       So, young man... What do you
      think happens next?       RalseiH... huh? I... I guess we'll...
      just have to see.       (-)Hmm, hmm. Drink up. It's still hot now. Ralsei... thank you. (-)You, I noticed you haven't
      touched your tea yet.       ... Close your eyes. (Thunk...) (Sounds like someone put
      another sugar cube into your
      tea.)

      Drink itDon't drink
      • Drink it (You sipped the tea. ... it's
        very sweet.)         (You drank it slowly, feeling a
        warmth spread across your
        body...)         (Until, only a thin, sickly
        syrup was left cold at the
        bottom.)         That's the nice thing about
        tea. You can always count on
        it, geheheh...         Right, young man? Yes... Yes, that's right. Kris, whenever you want, I can
        make you tea as well, with lots
        of sugar...         No, even... I mean, even if you
        don't especially ask for it...!         And... RalseiHuh? When did, um, the
        old man leave?         Anyway, let's go, Kris.
      • Don't drink ... Well, if tea's not your
        fancy, how about...         (Shine... shine...) How about an apple? (... You heard something being
        placed in front of you.)         (...) (...) Umm, Kris...? Here, um...
        I'll... I'll help!         Here, umm, I'm holding it in
        front of your...         (Your teeth lurched forward to
        bite the apple.)         (A sweet sensation spread
        through your mouth...)         That's right! Just take a bite,
        Kris...         (Each time you felt a new piece
        of the apple, your teeth would
        bite it...)         (... until nothing was left but
        the core.)
    • We already had tea SusieWe already had tea. This
      afternoon.       (-)Right. That was the afternoon
      tea. The relaxation tea.       This is the midnight tea. That
      stuff that sets your heart and
      mind afire...       Ready for a long night's
      journey sittin' at your desk.       ... it ain't for the faint of
      heart.       RalseiUmm, what's... in it? (-)Chamomile, mostly. ... And what
      else, what else.       Oh right. Water. Geheheheh eheheh!!! Ralsei(Well, at least it seems
      safe to drink...)
    • No Really? Well, it'll only be hot
      now. Are ya sure?

      Not nowActually I
      will have tea
      • Not now SusieYeah, it would be cool
        but we got stuff to do.         (-)Geh heh, alright! Guess I won't
        have any either!
      • Actually I
        will have tea         Good! Geh heh heh...
  • YesNo
    • (246) Susie... H-huh? Our rooms...
    they're... combined?     RalseiUmm, just for today! I
    thought we could use the
    space...     ... For a tea party! SusieHeh, a tea party? Hit me, I guess. Hey, this is pretty
    good!     RalseiThanks! I got help from
    Swatch...     Kris, would you like
    any?     (-)NoTwo lumps pleaseYes     SusieDude, you gonna leave
    your slice half-eaten?     RalseiUm, I... I'll deal with
    it when we leave the
    room!         (A chair. It has not yet been
    given a name.)         (Susie's bed, perfectly made by
    someone else.)         (Susie's fridge, perfectly
    stocked by someone else.)         SusieHey, what happened to
    our stuff?     RalseiUm! I placed it all in
    storage...     Don't worry, I'll bring
    it back next time!         SusieNice, still got my rock
    'n' roll outfit!         (It's a drawer. ... It's full
    of green crayons.)         SusieHeh, you got tons of
    awards here.     ... Not the BEST one
    though, right, Kris?     RalseiHuh? What's... the best
    one?     SusieJust a super cool one
    Kris got today.     RalseiReally? Um,
    congratulations, Kris!     SusieYeah, congrats.
    RalseiKris, if you want any
    kind of award...     I can add it for you...! Susie(He can't, though.)
    (247) SusieHey, is it me, or does
    something seem... off?     I guess it's like Ralsei
    said...     Every Dark World is
    different.     Let's go.     (The lighting has changed.) RalseiWell, this is it... SusieSee ya in a sec.
    (248) BUT LO, ON HOPES AND DREAMS THEY SEND.
    THREE HEROES AT THE WORLD'S END.         Susie...There's that prophecy
    again. The one with...
    us.     ... ...It's... pretty hard
    to believe.     Not just... that things
    have been predicted,
    sure.     But that... I'm... part
    of it too, I guess.         THE LIGHT AND DARK, BOTH BURNING DIRE.
    A COUNTDOWN TO THE EARTH'S EXPIRE.         IF FOUNTAINS FREED, THE ROARING CRIES.
    AND TITANS SHAPE FROM DARKENED EYES.
    (249) What are you doing? I'm trying to protect these
    statues of my ancestors!     A shame I could not meet them. They must've been brilliant... ... unlike the rest of the
    brutes and barbarians around
    here.
    If only these brutes had more
    filial piety!         The statue stands in reverence. (You opened the treasure
    chest.)
    (Inside was PowerBand.)     (The chest is empty.)
    (250) I heard there's something
    inside the acorn.     But I don't know where to find
    an acorn.     Or even what one is in the
    first place.
    We must find a way. We must find a way to use
    alchemy to make this acorn.         Whose dream is this? THE FIRST HERO.
    THE CAGE, WITH HUMAN SOUL AND PARTS!         SusieHey, this has gotta be
    you...!     ... weird illustration,
    though.     Plus, why's it calling
    you a "cage"...?     Shouldn't you be
    something more like...     "The cool"? Then for the
    picture, they can
    like...     Show you, like, doing a
    flip or something. Heh.         (You opened the treasure
    chest.)
    (Inside was Rhapsotea.)     (The chest is empty.)     AND LAST, WAS THE GIRL.
    AT LAST, WAS THE GIRL.         Susie... The girl... You think that... means
    me?     Like, my prophecy's
    next...     ... heh, I... I wonder
    what it says.     C'mon.
    (251) (The lighting has changed.) (But the power that fills you,
    has not.)
    (252) THE SECOND HERO.
    THE GIRL, WITH HOPE CROSSED ON HER HEART.         SusieKris! Kris...! Hey, look! It's me!! "The girl with hope
    crossed on her heart."     Man, that's... That's
    bad ass, isn't it!?     You think there's
    anything else about us?     Don't just stand there,
    let's keep looking!         I am the philosopher. Haven't you heard of Hyperlink
    Blocked?

    YesNo
    Gotta be honest, Kris. I've
    never...     I've never really gotten
    picked...     ... for anything before. No one ever wanted to be my
    partner in class.     ... Even got chosen last in
    gym.     But this...? This is like... Something else,
    y'know?     Something... important. Kris... before, I didn't think
    I could be a hero.     I wasn't good enough. I mean, I
    was... bad.     I still kinda am bad.
    In some
    ways, I guess.     But now, I... I got hope
    crossed on my heart.     Hope, written in truth. Written
    somewhere...     Written somewhere no one can
    erase!         LOVE FINDS ITS WAY TO THE GIRL. SusieH... hey... Wh-what does that
    mean...? That I...     I... Kris, I... I've gotta
    find the next one!     You, uh... you can stay
    here!
    (253) THE GIRL THE GIRL
    (257) SusieHey, I was right!! It's
    the old man's study!     He must've been...
    leading us here, right?     Now all we gotta do is
    get ahold of him...         (The fire has run empty. In its
    place...)     (... a stale glow, which offers
    no warmth.)         (It's an unmanned table of
    item...)     (... take some?)

    YesNo
  • No Susie... yeah, that's not the
    cool type of stealing.

    • (It's a Rhapsotea. Take it for
    $100?)

    YesNo         Susie... hey, Kris. You think he'd... want
    to come to our Castle
    Town?     I mean, obviously he
    would, right?     ... Might mean... taking the
    hammer, but...     ... I'm sure he'd be
    cool with it though,
    right?
    (258) SusieHey! Slow the hell down,
    old man!     We're trying to talk to
    you!         SusieDamn, can't see anything
    in here...         SusieHey Kris, wait a sec. Do you hear that
    noise...?     (-)
    Hear itI can't
    hear it         (Left in complete darkness...) (Seems there's nothing left to
    do but close your eyes.)     (And think about how Susie is
    doing now.)
    (259) RalseiSusie... I... There's a few things I
    still can't say, but...     From now on, I want
    to...     I want to... tell you
    everything I can.     Susie... So, uh, know any
    codes to any doors?     RalseiUmm... No, haha. I do
    not.         I'm the most important, ka-ka! No matter what, I'm still here! Do you want to know what I
    know!? Ka-ka!     Susie... not now, dude.
    The Lightners' service has
    never gone on without me,
    ka-ka!     I must be the most important of
    all, ka-ka!         Susie... then, uh, anything
    about Noelle...?     RalseiUmm... I know which items of
    ours she can equip?     Then again, YOU'RE
    supposed to equip
    Ribbons...     Susie'kay, you actually know
    jack. Great.         RalseiI suppose this leads
    back to the start...     (-)... Do you three want to know
    the code to the door?     Susie... uhh, yeah. (-)It's 2202! Haha, it's written on me! Since
    I'm the most important!     RalseiUmm, thanks! Susie... Ralsei... SusieWe'll... go seal the
    fountain.     Ralsei... okay!
    (260) RalseiWe should be able to get
    to the Fountain from
    here.     All we have to do is
    climb up this...     ... huh? SusieHey!! RalseiThe... the Knight...! SusieDamn it! You aren't
    stopping us this time!     RalseiS-Susie! Wait!!
    (261) RalseiS... Susie! D-Don't... SusieWhat, and just let this
    loser get away!?     Hey! The hell are you
    doing, you goddamn
    coward...!?     Damnit... I let them...
    get away.     Ralsei... it's alright, Susie.
    We did our best.     SusieYeah, but it... it's not
    good enough!     Every time, they're just
    one step ahead of us.     If we keep letting them
    get away, then...     How are we gonna protect
    Toriel? Undyne...? ...
    anybody?     Ralsei... Susie... I understand how you're
    feeling, but...     We... have our own
    advantages, too!     The Knight only seems to
    show its face in the
    Dark World.     If we can just seal the
    Fountain over to the
    right...     Then... it'll at
    least... buy us a little
    more time.     ... until we... have to
    face our difficulties
    again.     Susie... yeah. You're right. Kris. Let's go...     (A Grand Door... it seems to be
    locked solid.)         Susie... It's... the same as
    before.     The first time. Ralsei... I suppose the
    original Dark World...     Was formed partially of
    the fountain inside
    there, too.     The Knight's two
    fountains...     So, it makes sense... it
    would be a similar world
    as before.     Susie... just similar, huh. Kris, the Knight is
    waiting in there...     ... there's... no time
    to think about anything
    else.     Let's go.     RalseiW... wait. SusieWhat? Ralsei... Can we... pose? SusieFine, dumbass. (A green flame... It glows with
    knowledge.)     Go to
    Old Man's
    Study    Do Not         SusieHuh? It looks like...
    that thing in Castle
    town.     RalseiA way back to the Light
    World...     Did... the door to the
    Church crack open...?     SusieWhat do we do? (-)
    Go back
    to Castle Town    Stay here     (It's a pillar of light...) (-)
    Go back
    to Castle Town    Stay here         Susie... Took you long
    enough.     RalseiHope you, um, had a good
    time, Kris!
    (269) .ecnarbmemer ruoy wohs lliw
    noitanod taerg a ,edis rehto
    eht ot ssap     uoy nehW         You are one of the donators. Between you and another, you
    reached Gold.         (The water is frozen in
    emptiness.)
    (The water is gleaming... gold
    coins are glittering inside.)         (You opened the treasure
    chest.)
    (Inside was GoldWidow.)
    (270) (All around you, blue glass
    glitters like crystals.)     (As you approach it, the
    glowing light shines through
    them...)     (... creating a prism only you
    can see.)         (A pink flame... it glows
    hurriedly.)
    Return to
    save point    Do Not
    (271) SusieDo you hear that? RalseiThe second Fountain... It's calling us. SusieThe Knight must already
    be over there...     RalseiKris... let's go.
    (275) RalseiThe fountain... I can feel its presence
    just past this wall...     SusieH... hey! W-wait!!! The hell are we going to
    climb up there now...?     (-)FRAINDS NEED HELP...? RalseiMr. Jack, what are you
    doing here? It's
    dangerous...     SusieYeah, get back to the
    study, dude.     (-)JACK FEAR NO DANGER!! FRAINDS HELP JACK CLAIMB OUT OF
    PIT OF BAD FEELINGS AND LONELY
    NESTS     JACK WILL HELP FRAINDS CLAIMB
    ANYTHING NOW!!     Susie... Not like we have
    another choice anyway.     (-)OKI TOKI ON MY SHOULDERS PLEASE
    :-)     WALL BECOMES THIN HERE... LET'S
    BE CAREFUL...     NO WORRY... JACK JUST HANG ON
    AND...     SusieYou guys... The hell are
    you doing here!?     (-)We apologize for our belated
    realization...     But you three are the heroes,
    are you not!?     The story of your kindness...
    Has become legendary!!     And so, posthaste, we come to
    aid you in your battle...     Go forth... and defeat the
    Knight!     RalseiEveryone... thank you so
    much!     SusieHeh, guess being nice
    kinda pays off...!     Now let's go kick that
    Knight's ass!
    (276) THE FLOWER MAN,
    TRAPPED IN ASYLUM.         Treasure? There is no
    treasure... only experience.     The other side of your mind...
    did you miss something there?

    YesNo     We are all liars now. Yes, it's
    fun being a liar.
    (277) (It's a strange spring, with
    many chalices.)     (When coins are added, the
    liquid transforms...)     Make
    Scarlixir
    ($500)    Do NotMake
    Rhapsotea
    ($300)     (Strange spring.)     (A pink flame... it glows
    hesitatingly.)
    Return to
    beginning    Do Not         (It's a bell. Ring out
    judgment?)

    RingDo Not         (A red flame... It glows with
    finality.)
    Go to
    Fountain    Do Not
    (278) RalseiIt's getting dark...
    Let's stick together.         Susie...!? D... Damn it! It's so dark... we can't
    see anything...     If this keeps up, we'll
    be...     RalseiK... Kris? SusieKris...? What is that...
    light?     RalseiS... Susie...! What are
    you doing...!?     Susie... Like I'm going to
    let Kris hog all the
    bullets.     RalseiSusie... Kris... as long
    as...     There's any pain I can
    take in your place...     I'll be there, okay? ... Looks like that's
    the end of it.     Susie... Yeah. ... Let's finish this.
    (279) SusieYou...! Nowhere to run this
    time, dumbass!     I dunno where you've put
    Toriel, but... it's
    over!     The Fountain's just past
    you, isn't it?     That means... we don't
    even have to beat you.     All we have to do is get
    PAST you... and it's
    over.     ... You... You can't beat us in the
    Light World, can you?!     That's... why you keep
    running, isn't it?     Hey... hey, what's so
    funny?     Kris, why... are they
    laughing...?     You're laughing 'cause
    you know I'm right,
    don't you!?     You lose that Fountain,
    it's over!!     RalseiDon't... DON'T MAKE ANOTHER
    FOUNTAIN!!!     SusieWh... what is that
    thing!?     RalseiIt's... It's a Titan!! SusieThe hell is a... RalseiThere's... there's no
    time to explain!!     Everyone, climb on! It
    won't attack itself!!
    (280) (A red flame... it glows
    hesitatingly.)
    Return to
    save point    Do Not
    (281) SusieW... We did it... ... ... hey Kris, what's the
    deal with that red heart
    thing...?     Is that... your... W-wait a sec! The old
    man!     C'mon!! We... we still
    gotta talk to him!     (-)Kris! RalseiKris... Kris, you're
    alright...!     I can't believe... it
    actually worked!     We... actually defeated
    a Titan...!     If we can do that,
    then...     Kris, w... where's
    Susie?     SUSIE, WAIT!!
    (282) SusieI... I actually did it. Hey, Kris, I made a Dark
    Fountain!     Pretty cool, right...?
    Heh.     Maybe I'll let you do it
    next time.     Let's go.     SusiePretty sick, right? You should try making
    one sometime, it's cool.
    (It glows with a backwards
    light.)
    (283) (You opened the treasure
    chest.)
    (Inside was Scarlixir.)     (The chest is empty.)     RalseiIt's... awfully dark in
    here, isn't it...?     SusieYeah, it's the Dark
    World.     RalseiRight... but I mean... Susie? Hey, did you just...
    hear something?     RalseiKRIS!!! RUN LEFT, NOW!!!
    (286) Hurry! Something is coming
    after us!     Kris! Get over here!
    (289) AsgoreWe're almost there,
    aren't we, old friend?     This time for sure...
    Tori will finally see.     ... see what really
    happened.     ... that I just wanted
    to... protect
    everyone...     And this time, she'll
    have to believe me.     ... they all will. Then... We'll all be a happy
    family again... won't
    we?     ... It sure is beautiful,
    isn't it...?     ... this black shard.
    (294) SusieDamn, it's dark in
    here...     Hey! Hey, old man! The hell
    are you going!?     C'mon, Kris! After him!
    (295) Damn, the hell am I gonna find
    a way back...?     Maybe if I just... Try and listen what's around
    me...?     ... Old... man? Old man, that's you, right...? Old man, hey! We've been
    looking for you!     There's like... this door code,
    and...     I thought you might know the... ... Hey... old man... Are you... okay?
    (296) THE THIRD HERO.
    THE PRINCE, ALONE IN DEEPEST DARK         SusieHey, Kris! Look, it's
    Ralsei, when we first
    met him!     ... Guess... all three
    of us have our own
    prophecies, too.     If Ralsei's the lonely
    prince...     ... Wonder what we
    are...?     C'mon, there's gotta be
    another one ahead!         I am the philosopher. You sought to return the dream. But the lighting of the mind
    has changed. At best you can
    only see another side.
    We know everything.
    We understand everything.         (You opened the treasure
    chest.)
    (Inside was ReviveMint.)     (The chest is empty.)     We know nothing.
    We understand... nothing.         THE LORD OF SCREENS
    CLEAVED RED BY BLADE.
    (297) Need any tips?

    SureNot from you         (Ask for help?)

    YesNo         Look... I know this guy can't
    talk.     But he seems to really really
    like his job.     So... let's just let him do it.     (RHYTHM GAME! Press the buttons
    in time with the notes to get a
    high score!)     (Ask PIPPINS and SHADOWGUY for
    more details!)         "Raise Up Your Bat"!
    Play it!?     Play (Normal)Do NotPlay (Hard)     "It's TV Time!"!
    Play it!?     Play (Normal)Do NotPlay (Hard)     "Knock You Down!!"!
    Play it!?     Play (Normal)Do NotPlay (Hard)
    (298) Hello, boss. Welcome to TV
    STUDIO.     Here you can play various
    MiniGames.     They have no effect on
    anything, so just enjoy
    yourself and relax!
    (Now recruiting someone to be
    at this desk! Yikes!)         (Currently under construction!) (Would be done if there were
    more recruits from TV World!)         "MIKE'S ROOM" It seems to be locked with a
    code.     Enter it?

    Enter codeDo not         (The PASSWORD is 6453! Don't
    forget it...!)
    (299) What do you call a man with one
    eye?         Why does the angel make its
    cry?         Who will call the girl who
    snows?         I don't know... ha ha ha... I
    don't know!         (It's sacred moss.) (Eat it?)

    EatDo Not
    (300) (There's a peculiar book here.
    Read it?)

    YesNo         ROOTS I heard something in between.
    Something in between.     It was mixed up. the Lost grow, followed the
    tail. where would children the
    pointed forest     The poor children!
    (301) KRIS, THERE YOU ARE.
    THE PATIENTS ARE
    WAITING FOR YOU.
    YES, I KNOW I'M
    QUITE SMALL FOR A
    SECRETARY.     BUT, KNOCKOFFS DON'T
    HAVE THE RIGHT TO
    COMPLAIN...
    WELL? HOW DID THE
    SESSION GO?     THEY SAY ART IS
    THERAPEUTIC.     ... WHICH ONE OF YOU
    WAS THE PATIENT,
    ANYWAY?
    WELL, YOU GOT PAID,
    DIDN'T YOU?         (It seems to be occupied.) Oh...! I'm sorry. I was so into
    drawing I didn't notice you!     Are you here for Art Club? Right, this is where we draw
    pictures, and don't kill each
    other!     ... What am I drawing? Oh,
    don't look. I'm not finished
    yet...
    How did I get here? Hmm... I can't say I remember. ... I was in such a rush, I
    didn't look where I was going
    at all!         (Someone seems to be making a
    painting of a tree.)     (However, strangely, it seems
    that they haven't drawn the
    bark yet.)         (It's a sink.) (He is behind the tree...)
    (Well, there is not a man
    here.)         (Well, there is a man here.) (Well, he seems to be pointing
    at something and nodding.)         (Well, there is a canvas here.) (Will you draw?)

    YesNo
    (302) "The Gallery of Ancient Faces." Welcome to Club Apatheia. This is an archaeological
    exhibit.
    Today's history, tomorrow's
    archaeology.         (A familiar looking statue.) A beautiful specimen, although
    only the hard carapace remains.     If only we could see its
    delicate pieces...     It may have had beautiful
    feathers, or even a fleshy
    posterior.
    A beautiful specimen!     GALLERY How rustic our ancestors were.
    No headdress in sight.     They must've concerned
    themselves only with their
    work...     We should be like them! We
    should eat only nuts and seeds.
    Look how realistic the
    rendering of the water is by
    the stone.     To our progenitors, this
    must've been the peak of
    beauty!         (It's a stone cooler. Not
    particularly useful.)         These ancient once-celled
    organisms, seem to have lived a
    simple life.     Look how they band together.
    Lessons could be learned, could
    be learned.         I'm waiting to turn to stone.
    Hurry up, will you?
    A huge fossil, falling down,
    breaking, smashing EVERYTHING!     HAHAHA! I myself, will be
    crushed as well!         (It's a statue stand... it has
    your name on it.)     Yes, you will be a fossil too,
    won't you?         Ahhh... overachiever! The stone tablets carved in
    mansbeard, a font of knowledge.     Spellings were different back
    then. And better.         An awful beast! A relief this
    creature was before our time.     From the body shape, it seems
    to have eaten meat and fire.         (You opened the treasure
    chest.)
    (Inside was 500 Dark Dollars.)     (500 Dark Dollars was added to
    your MONEY HOLE.)
    (The chest is empty.)
    (304) Susie...It's a long way back
    up...         Susie... The floor... ... is... is something
    down there...?     Guess that answers that!     Kris! Over here! Gah! Get off of me! Why aren't
    my attacks working?     Thanks! I owe you one. Got you! Be more careful, dumbass. C'mon! I see the top!     SusieDamn, that was close... Hey... Hey, Kris, I think I see
    it...!     C'mon!
    (305) Susie... huff... puff... Looks like we're safe... Ralsei... for the time being. If we stay here... ... it's only a matter
    of time until it finds
    us.     SusieRalsei, what... the hell
    is that thing?     RalseiWhen the Fountain's
    power becomes too
    strong...     When the flow of
    darkness roars wild...     It makes... that. A Titan. It's the fear-of-dark. It's the
    bump-in-the-night.     It's the shadow of the
    backside of your mind.     It has no consciousness. It only exists to
    destroy.     SusieWell... uh... How the hell are we
    supposed to... beat it?     RalseiI... ... I don't think we
    can... It's hatching so
    fast.     ... Unless... Kris, you can seal
    Fountains, can't you?     Maybe... if the Titan...
    is anything like a
    Fountain...     You could... It... it's found us! Let's find a place to
    climb back on, fast...         RalseiIf... if we jump here,
    we can make it back
    on...     (-)

    Jump downWait a sec         RalseiIs... everyone all
    right...?     SusieYeah... let's get back
    on.
    (306) SusieHahh... hahh... Doesn't... look like we
    can go much higher...     ... Ralsei, are you
    okay...?     RalseiI... I'm fine. Just... a
    little rattled.     Susie... SusieDon't mention it. Let's... go.     A WORLD BASKED IN PUREST LIGHT.
    BENEATH IT, GREW ETERNAL NIGHT.         THE LIGHT AND DARK, BOTH BURNING DIRE.
    A COUNTDOWN TO THE EARTH'S EXPIRE.         IF FOUNTAINS FREED, THE ROARING CRIES.
    AND TITANS SHAPE FROM DARKENED EYES.         SusieEnd... of the line, huh. RalseiIt... seems so. SusieGuess we just... wait
    for the Titan to show
    up, huh.     Ralsei... no. It's already... been
    here the whole time.     SusieH... Hey dumbass! Don't know if you got
    the memo... but...     We're heroes. And there's a whole lot
    of stuff written in our
    lives     ... we haven't gotten to
    see yet.     So get out of our way. Or... as soon as my
    hands stop shaking...     My axe is gonna chop you
    in half, got it!?     Kris! Ralsei! Let's go!!
    (307) SusieKris!? Hey, didn't I
    tell you to wait for a
    sec!?     If... there's something
    about me here, then...
    I...     Huh...? (-)THE LAST PROPECHY.
    THE STORY'S END.     SusieThe last... prophecy...? Is this... What happens... at the
    end...?     (-)TO SAVE THE WORLDS,
    THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY.     Susie... huh? It's... It's telling us how to
    save the world...?     Hey, Kris, this'll make
    everything easy, right!?     Hey, I... I was reading
    that!     ... Old man? W-wait!!!
    (311) THEY'LL HEAR THE RING OF HEAVEN'S CALL. THEY'LL SEE THE TAIL OF HELL TAKE CRAWL. (You opened the treasure
    chest.)
    (Inside was PrincessRBN.)     (The chest is empty.)     JOCKINGTON GROWS THE BEARD. Before the clock strikes
    midnight, the shadow will grow!     O, the shadow will grow,
    serpentine!
    Even when the clock ran back,
    the shadow was growing!     A patch of shadow, slithering
    on, slithering on, serpentine!     ... So sayeth our ancestors.
    Crazy fellows, the lot!
    (312) THE ANGEL, BANISHED, WILL
    FINALLY MEET WITH ITS DESIRE.         SusieHey, below the words,
    that picture...     ... What the hell... is
    that supposed to be...?     RalseiThat... that's the
    Angel, Susie.     What... to my
    understanding, it
    actually looks like.     Susie... I... I dunno about that,
    man.         (It's a prophecy...) (... Looking at it made you
    feel strange. You did not
    investigate further.)
    (313) Ralsei... I wonder... if it's
    in here, too...?     Huh? Sorry, Kris. Just,
    um...     Looking for something we
    could use as a
    scrapbook!
    Ralsei...
    Ralsei(Umm... I wonder which
    book Kris would
    like...?)     (-)
    Read to
    Ralsei    Ralsei reads
    to you     RalseiThere sure are, books
    here!         SusieDude... these books are
    really weird.     All the pages are just
    eyes...     ... and I think one of
    them just talked to me.     Damn, I'd read at school
    if it was like this.

    Susie... Dude, this ladder
    could be cool for
    Ralsei's room.     Then we can put
    furniture on his
    ceiling. Climb to it.     More room for partying
    on the floor.     (-)

    YesNo     SusieNow THIS is gonna tie
    the goddamn room
    together.         (It's a telescope.)

    Observe SusieObserve KrisObserve RalseiDo Not         (You opened the treasure
    chest.)
    (Inside was AbsorbAx.)     (The chest is empty.)
    (315) (You opened the treasure
    chest.)
    (Inside was Waferguard.)     (The chest is empty.)
    (321) (It's a statue.) RalseiUmm... a-are we supposed
    to be in here...?     The door was locked... SusieWhat, aren't you curious
    who the hell Mike is?     He sure got mentioned a
    hell of a lot...     RalseiM... maybe just a
    peek...?         (It's a statue... It has cat
    ears.)

    Pet itDon't
    (322) (It's a very tall statue... It
    has cat ears.)

    Pet itDon't         (It's a mysterious
    microphone-shaped crystal.)     (Peering into the crystal ball,
    the thoughts of microphones
    cross your mind...)
    (323) (It's a very tall statue... It
    has cat ears.)         (It seems the Maus is terrified
    of the statue...)         (It's a statue... It has cat
    ears.)

    Pet itDon't         (You opened the treasure
    chest.)
    (Inside was TVDinner.)     (TVDinner was added to your
    ITEMs.)
    (324) Hey, the heck are you doing in
    here?!     Didn't you read that DOOR?! Yeah,
    it said
    "Mike"    No,
    it said
    "Mike"         Sorry, sorry. I admit it. I
    admit it.     It was so hard doing what Tenna
    wanted, I couldn't do it alone.     I needed more... More Mikes!!! And along the
    way, I forgot who I really was.     But you guys... Helped me
    remember.     I'm the only Mike... The real
    one.     These two guys... Are fakes!!! Beat them up!!! Make them pay for being so
    stupid!!!     ... All right. I admit it. None of
    us are actually Mike.     We're just kind of... in charge
    of Mike's room. Unofficially.     Tenna's always talking to Mike,
    right...?     Well, ya see, sometimes he
    wants to come to this room
    and... "visit" him.     It's been that way since TV
    world!     But he gets really moody if
    Mike isn't there... And takes
    it out on us.     Now, here's the thing about
    that.     Mike has NEVER been here!!! Not
    ONCE!!!     And in order to stop Tenna from
    getting his nose twisted up...     We just started taking turns
    pretending to be him!     And you know what the weird
    thing is!? It actually
    worked!!!     As long as there's a Mike,
    Tenna actually believes it!!     Obviously, we couldn't let you
    in here, or you'd snitch.     ... But it's too late now. Our
    conspiracy is busted.     ... Just, before you tell
    Tenna, lemme ask you one last
    thing.     Who's Mike?! Who is he?! 'cause none of us have ever
    seen him! None of us! Ever!     Every time Tenna asks Mike to
    do something, it's either
    like...     He just does it himself, we do
    it secretly, or...     It just sorta happens! So who is Mike!? Who is he!? Is
    he just Tenna's imaginary
    friend!?     Is he Tenna's alter-ego!? Like
    some alternate personality or
    something?!     And why the hell does he get so
    much love and attention!?     If the weather guys are
    second-in-command, what does
    that make him?!     Uh, what if it's us? Us? Yeah, we been pretending to be
    Mike doin' stuff...     What if when we pretend to be
    Mike, we's actually Mike?     What? It's ALWAYS been us!? Then where'd the idea of Mike
    come from in the first place?     Beats me... This doesn't make any sense!! What about you guys!? You came
    to this room...     Are YOU guys Mike?! Are you!? Huh!? Are ya!? Are ya!? Ahhhh, I give up! As long as
    someone's Mike, it'll work out!         (You don't really like looking
    at this sort of thing.)
    (325) Use the MAUS to
    put MIKE in the
    MIKE SLOT!
    BATTAT
    Avoid BATTAT and get CATS
    with MAUS. VOL&SPEED makes
    BLUECAT, combine for RARECATS!
    CONTROLS: MAUS & VOL.
    JONGLER
    JONGLE cats into the HOOP.
    O, Your voice CONTROLS GRAVITY.
    COMBO with simultaneous cats!
    CONTROLS: MAUS & VOL.
    PLUEY
    Put on your shoe, hey, and
    sprint! It's raining cats&cats!
    Bring chosen ones to the ARK!
    CONTROLS: MAUS ONLY.         Mi-hi-hi-hi-hyike! What's up!?
    It's me, the REAL Mike!     WhyInstructionsNothingWho's Mike     Hey, boss. Talk to the little
    guys. I dunno what's up.
    Hey, boss. I got the highest
    scores.     Does dat mean I can finally say
    whatever lines I wanna say?         (Just dancing.)
    (With the highest score, maybe
    the real Mike?)         (It's the MichaelBomb.) (It resets the High Score of
    all Michaels to 0.)     Explode
    and
    reset
    scores    Don't

    Lanino and Elnina (110+111) The forecast sparkles with cold
    beauty.
    The forecast burns with hot
    passion.
    The forecast shines with a soft
    romantic glow.
    The forecast whispers nothings
    like sweet droplets.
    Lanino and Elnina are hyping
    each other up! Just survive!         Tonight's weather
    is...    Tonight's weather
    is...     So you've caught on
    to our forecasts!
    Nice work, you
    little sunshines!    But, winning us over
    won't be that easy!
    Here comes the rain...!
    Haha, nice try,
    but the weather's
    only warming up!
    Elnina, tell them
    what's next!    Wait. Can I just
    say... that we are
    doing so amazing
    right now?     Oh, Elnina...
    You're amazing.
    Amazingly cool,
    that is.    And I love the
    romantic music
    they have
    in this Dojo.     Oh, Elnina,
    me too! Me too!    Anyway, here's
    our last attack!     The Two Celestial
    Bodies, The
    Perfect Forever
    Couple!    The Two Celestial
    Bodies, The
    Perfect Forever
    Couple!     Wow. Again, perfect
    chemistry with
    that attack.
    Just perfect.     Oh, I felt it!
    I felt sparks
    flying!     Me too, haha. ... Except for. Except for
    that lamp...     Yes, that was
    really weird...     Yeah, I didn't
    like that...     It did make the
    attack stronger.     It did. But it was weird. We didn't like it. I think. What? It was bad. Yeah. ... probably. What? Battle's over!     Lanino CheckTelescopeSunglasses Elnina CheckUmbrellaWarmHat
    Guei (62) Guei wisps in your way!
    Guei rattles its claws.
    Guei howls hauntingly.
    Guei turns its head like a
    bird.
    Guei wags its tail.
    Smells like teens.
    Smells like spirits.
    Pacified Guei looks satisfied in some
    odd way.
    Tired Guei looks TIRED. DEFEND to
    gain TP, then try Ralsei's
    MAGIC, PACIFY...!
    Guei looks TIRED. Perhaps
    Ralsei's MAGIC, PACIFY would be
    effective...
    With Balthizard Smells like scented candles.
    With Balthizard & Mizzle Water, fire, air.     CheckExercismXercism CheckExercismXercismOldMan
    Balthizard (63) Balthizard swings in!
    Balthizard clambers slowly.
    Balthizard coughs plumes like
    old pillows on golden hair.
    Balthizard breathes a fog of
    sunbeam on warm wood.
    Balthizard releases a plume of
    sickly sweet nostalgia.
    Balthizard spins the scent of a
    rainy, grassy day.
    Lit up Balthizard burns with
    taco-scented excitement.
    Pacified Balthizard laughs plumes of
    heart-shaped gas.
    Tired Balthizard releases a scent of
    candles and chamomile.
    With Guei Smells like scented candles.
    With Guei & Mizzle Water, fire, air.     Slow down.
    Glory,
    memory.
    Take it easy.
    Sit back,
    relax.
    Lit up Strike while
    the iron
    is hot!
    Inferno,
    Inferno!
    Let's burn
    rubber!
    Shake/ShakeX A nice
    massage.
    Shake/ShakeX, lit up What a
    blast!
    Hoh hoh!
    LightUp Ah! That
    wakes
    me up!!!
    With Old Man Hm, what's
    all this now?     H-hey!!
    We're fighting!!
    Get out of here!!     I see, I see.
    Well, you kids
    have fun!
    2nd OldMan ... anyone, uh,
    got any left?     No. No.     CheckShakeShakeXLightUp CheckShakeShakeXLightUpOldMan
    Mizzle (65) Mizzle is sleeping peacefully!
    Mizzle was woken up!
    Mizzle contemplates going back
    in her container.
    Mizzle uses a ring left by a
    cup as a magic circle.
    Mizzle ho-hums, ho-hums.
    Mizzle sings effervescently.
    Smells like the rainbow made by
    the sprinkler.
    Pacified Mizzle turns the hue of
    unsweetened caffeine-free pink
    lemonade.
    Tired Mizzle is dozing.
    With Guei & Balthizard Water, fire, air.     Who's there?
    Who's there?
    What is it?
    What is it?
    Water you
    doing?
    Am I still
    dreaming?         CheckDazzleEmbezzleNuzzleLullabyX
    Bibliox (64) Bibliox opens up!
    Bibliox augurs with alphabet
    soup.
    Bilbiox is mumbling and
    bumbling.
    Bibliox mumbles a hymn... but,
    the lyrics were mistaken.
    Bibliox conjures letters in the
    air.
    Bibliox rearranges bookmarks in
    his beard.
    Pacified Bibliox's beard flaps happily.
    Tired Bibliox can't keep its pages
    open.
    With Winglade The flapping of wings and pages
    fills the room.         Mumble,
    mumble...
    Lauren Ipsome,
    Lauren Ipsome.
    ... whose do we?
    Whose do we
    decimal...
    To by, or
    not to by?
    It was the best
    of times, it
    was the blurst
    of times.
    Human soles,
    monster soles,
    Book soles...         CheckProofreadEasyProof
    Jackenstein (107) Darkness constricts you...
    TP Gain reduced outside of
    TREASURE!
    Too dark to see near the walls.
    There's something
    miniboss-shaped in here!
    You are in the DARK ZONE.
    Everything seems OK.
    Too dark to see near the walls.
    There's a texture of a dog
    playing maracas in here!
    Too dark to see near the walls.
    There's something fluffy in
    here!    RalseiK... Kris?
    Too dark to see near the walls.
    There's a pit here!
    Too dark to see near the walls.
    Too dark to see near the walls.
    There's something very
    Susie-like in here!    SusieThat's ME, dumbass!
    60% TP The atmosphere feels tense...
    (You can use UNLEASH!)         ... GHO HO HO...
    THERE'S NO ESCAIPE
    FROM THE [DARK ZONE]     UNLESS...
    YOU LEAVE
    ...GO BACK...
    ... YOUR TAKING...
    TOO LONG...     YOUR TAKING...
    TOO LONG...!!!     YOUR TAKING TOO LONG
    WHAT THE HEACK
    WAS THAT PUMKIN
    THAT WAS SCAIRY!!!     JUST KIDDING
    THAT WAS MINE :)     YOUR TAKING TOO LONG
    OH NO!!! I CAN'T
    FIND MY PUMKIN...!!
    BUT MAYBE...
    IT WILL FIND...     ... YOU YOUR TAKING TOO LONG
    GO... BACK...
    BEFORE LONG...     ... GO BACK!!!
    BEFORE LONG!!!     YOU DIDN'T GO BACK :(
    NO MOIRE MISTER
    NAICE GUIY...     INSTEAD. MR. VERY
    NAICE GUY     LEAVE :) ENOUGH!!! MY
    PATIANCE RUNS THIN     NO MORE KEYS!!!
    DRESS IN HUMILIATION     ... FOOL THAT YOU ARE...
    YOU REALIZE NOT WHAT
    FRAIGHTFUL FOARCES
    AWAIT YOU...     TONAIGHT, ON THE MOST
    HAUNTED OF NAIGHTS...
    I SHALL INFLICT YOU WITH
    MY GRAITEST CURSE...     THE SAME THING I WAS
    USING THE WHOLE TIME     YOAR STILL HEAR...?
    INTERESTING...     INTERESTING...
    BUT IT SUCKS... :(
    FINE... BE TRAPPED
    IN THE [DARK ZONE]...
    FOAREVER!!!
    Unleash YOU DAIRE BRING
    LAIGHTS TO MY
    LAIRE!? HA HA...     IN THIS PLAICE
    OF TRUE DARK...     LAIGHT HAS NO
    AFFECT ON ME!!!     YOUR TOO BRIGHT
    NO!!! NOT THE
    LAIGHT!!! IT
    BURNS!!!     TO THINK MY
    OWN PELLETS
    WOULD BE USED
    AGAINST ME
    NO!!! THE LAIGHT!!
    DON'T BROING IT
    CLOASE TO MY FAICE!!!
    After Unleash NO!!! THE LAIGHT!!!
    IT HAS EFFECTS
    ON ME!!!     STOP USING THAT!!!
    TEARRIBLE!!!
    GO TO [DARK]!!!         CheckUnleash CheckUnleashScaredyCat
    HolywaterCooler / Miss Mizzle (69) This is not your typical
    watercooler!
    Smells like water with holes in
    it.
    The watercooler babbles to
    itself sesquipedalianarily.
    The watercooler stays its
    breath, too precious to
    waste... and keeps talking.
    The watercooler considers the
    precise gemstone to compare its
    own hue to.
    The watercooler emits an aura
    of magnanimous condescension.
    You feel a strong presence from
    the watercooler.
    Miss Mizzle You hear a distant thunder.
    Waves crash far, far, far
    below.
    You hear the sound of
    raindrops.
    Smells like a rainstorm.     ... What?
    A battle?     I merely wanted to
    investigate the water
    container...     And suddenly,
    you have drawn
    me into a battle?     You are brash,
    young soldier!
    If you seek
    my love...     You must prove
    yourself worthy
    of a princess.
    Same as Watercooler
    It seems your affection
    has caused some change
    in my form...     Ah, it's breaking!
    Miss Mizzle Glory, glory.     CheckFlirtBegForMercyChat Miss Mizzle CheckDazzleEmbezzleNuzzle
    Hammer of Justice (105) (The bell of justice rings...)
    (ATTACK to show what you've
    got!)
    The bells ring in justice...
    The air crackles green with
    freedom.
    Things are finally starting to
    get serious!
    A bead of sweat forms on the
    old man's forehead...
    The white wind howls!
    Smells like steel and leather.
    The bell of justice is
    ringing... it's for you.
    It's one shell of a battle!
    The opponent is finally slowing
    down! ... or speeding up!?
    Attacking The opponent seems impressed
    with Susie's guts!
    Not attacking Susie(Hey Kris, if this guy
    wants a haircut, let's
    ATTACK...!)
    ITEM Your ITEMs were taken!
    SPELL/Rude Buster The opponent is reeling from
    the Rude Buster!
    SPELL/OKHeal The opponent's seems very
    impressed with Susie's
    magic...!         So you got moves,
    so what?     You're facing a hero.
    There isn't anything
    that's gonna stand
    in our way!     So the story goes,
    so the story goes.     But ain't every story
    better with a little
    twist?     H... huh?
    Something
    feels... off...     You won't
    learn anything
    runnin' away,
    y'know!     If you've got
    guts, let's see
    how you deal
    facing everything
    head-on!!     (Kris, help
    me out!)
    You gotta BLOCK, you
    understand?!     (Kris, don't mess
    this up)
    As long as you're GREEN,
    you can't run away!     Unless you FACE DANGER
    HEAD ON... These bullets
    will do you in!
    Did you ever hear
    that old tale?     Yes, the old tale,
    based upon the
    prophecy...     Lord of the Hammer. Think I heard about it.
    What happens?
    Chapter 1
    The March of
    the Dark King.     The heroes defeat
    the king and
    stop the dragon.
    Chapter 2
    The City of
    the Shining.     The heroes do
    battle in chariots
    to save the Queen.
    Chapter 3, The
    Isles of
    Northernlight.     The heroes travel
    among the islands
    and catch a glimpse
    of a lost land.
    Chapter 4, The
    Trials of the
    Holy Hammer.     A great smith gives
    the heroes a
    terrible weapon.
    Chapter 5, The
    Field of Pink
    and Gold.     The vast garden is
    charred in an inferno
    of jealousy.
    ...What happens next? Geheheh! Who knows? There was only one more
    chapter... After that,     It all stopped.
    That next book, it
    never did get written.     The story, it became so
    grand, so overwhelming,     Some say it swallowed up
    the author himself.
    The ones who could write
    the next, the youth,
    the pen was lying
    there for them to
    pick up.     To make the next page. ...they never did.
    But you, my dear?
    I see a story lit
    up in your eyes...     Burnin' bright...
    Burnin' black.
    Burnin' up
    everything.
    The bell's ringin' now.
    Seems we've reached
    the final rounds.     So... how do you
    think it all ends?     No, how do you want
    it to end?
    An ending, huh... ...If I could choose
    I guess...     I wouldn't have an
    ending!     It's just better if
    stuff just...
    goes on forever, right?
    Gah ha ha ha
    ha ha ha!!! Well
    ain't that somethin'.     At this late hour,
    with the bells ringing
    out their justice.     You choose eternity.
    Miss, hold on
    dearly to that thought.     For the tides of fate
    are drawing close.     And soon, an ocean
    of ink shall wash
    across the pages.
    Before, you said you
    fancied yourself a
    hero, didn't ya?
    Hmmm... That's
    real interesting.
    Now, I don't know
    much about "heroes"...
    ... But I know that
    whatever ya call 'em,
    there is someone.     Someone who'll never
    give up trying to
    do the right thing,
    no matter what.
    There's no prophecy
    or legend 'bout anyone
    like that.     It's just something
    I know is true.     Now, where's my
    haircut!? Geh ha ha!!
    But... there is one
    thing that can
    overwrite the dark.     A white pen,
    known as hope.     Miss! I believe...
    this is what you hold.     Me? Nah, Kris
    has the pen.     My weapon's like a
    hairbrush or something.     Geh-hahahahaha!
    Is that so?
    Is that SO???     Yep.
    Now shut up
    and give me
    that axe!     ... Alright,
    I figured it out.     You wanna see what
    I got, then...     Take THIS!!! Ha, ya missed.     SPELL/Rude Buster Susie used RUDE BUSTER! Wh... what kind
    of cheap trick
    was that!?     Sorry, thought you'd hit
    it back! Geh heh heh!     Oh yeah!? I'll show
    you!! Kris, let's use
    it again!!
    ITEM Susie
    ... but it was stolen!!     Woah there!
    I ain't usin' items,
    so fair's fair,
    ain't it!?
    Winglade (67) Winglade cuts in!
    Winglade rotates aggressively.
    Winglade draws flowers with its
    blade.
    Winglade molts and revolts.
    Winglade watches distrustfully.
    Smells like old down pillow.
    Pacified Winglade flutters trustfully.
    With Organikk Steel clangs in a song.
    With Bibliox The flapping of wings and pages
    fills the room.         Halo, are you listening?
    You oppose the revolution?
    Halo, goodeye!
    Open your eyes
    Pacified Viva la revolution!
    To spin, is to trust     CheckSpinSpinSWhirl
    Organikk (68) Organikk accosts you!
    Organikk considers the meaning
    of the stars and sky.
    Organikk toots philosophically.
    Organikk claps with one hand.
    Organikk divinates through
    echolocation.
    Smells like brass and satin.
    Pacified Organikk extols the virtues of
    mercy.
    With Winglade Steel clangs in a song.
    With Wicabel It's a cacophony.     The truth
    sung in
    glass.
    Amen.
    The tale
    which must
    be followed.
    Do re mii
    Do re yuu
    Do re mon.
    Amen.
    Listen!
    The song of
    legend plays.
    Amen.
    I am the
    philosopher.
    Amen.
    It was
    glowing.
    The voice
    was glowing!
    The tail
    which must
    not be
    followed.
    What isn't
    DELTARUNE?
    What am I?
    Am I a man?
    Why are we
    fighting?
    What is
    DELTARUNE?
    How could we
    ever make
    peace?
    What am I?
    Am I a butterfly?
    Pacified The answer...
    ... was LOVE?         CheckPerformHarmonizeHarmonize
    Wicabel (66) Wicabel clangs in your way!
    Wicabel rings a haunting hex.
    Wicabel spins like a musicbox
    ballerina.
    Smells like damp wood and rust.
    Wicabel creates a cursing
    clamor.
    Wicabel emits classical music.
    Pacified Wicabel plays peacefully.
    With Organikk It's a cacophony.     Trembell
    with
    trebell.
    Wobbell,
    rumbell,
    tinkle and
    tumbell!
    Bubell,
    bubell,
    toil and
    trubell.
    Lament-a-bell,
    Miser-a-bell,
    Un-stop-a-bell!
    Pacified I am humbelled.     CheckTuningTuningx2
    ??? (106) Darkness constricts you...
    TP Gain reduced!
    The air crackles with sound.     Old man... what...
    what are you doing?     Why are you...
    Attacking me?     You aren't...
    Trying to teach
    me something, are you?
    H... Hey, what's
    the big idea!?     It's me, Susie!
    I'm your...     I'm your friend,
    right!?
    I wrote your letter
    for you, don't you...     Don't you
    recognize me...?     Hey, say something...
    Say something already!     COME ON, SAY
    SOMETHING, ALREADY!!!
    I...
    I'm telling you...     I don't want to
    hurt you, so... just...
    Kris!? Kris, hey!!! Kris, there's
    something wrong...     There's something wrong
    with the old man...     We have to...
    figure out how to
    get through to him...
    Kris... why...
    Why doesn't he
    recognize me?     We have to stop
    him... before
    anyone gets hurt.
    I knew I...
    I screwed up.     I screwed up
    making this
    Dark World.     Trying to...
    See him again.
    Even though he's
    already...
    Old man, listen!
    I... I screwed up!
    I know! But I...     We can bring you
    to our Castle Town!     If we bring you
    there, you'll be...
    You'll be all better!
    So we don't have
    to hurt you...     And you...
    don't have
    to hurt us!
    ... If... If Ralsei shows up,
    he can use Pacify,
    right, Kris!?     All we have to do...
    is wait for the old
    man... to get tired...     Screw it! Old man... If it's really
    you, I know...     I know something
    you've gotta recognize!     Heheh...
    see this?!     You didn't forget my
    green sparkles, did you!?     Wh...
    What the hell...     What happened
    to his...         Talk
    Titan Spawn (109) Darkness constricts you...
    TP Gain reduced outside of ???
    You hear your heart beating in
    your ears.
    Ralsei mutters to himself to
    stay calm.
    It sputtered in a voice like
    crushed glass.
    When did you start being
    yourself?
    Smells like adrenaline.
    64% TP The atmosphere feels tense...
    (You can use BANISH!)         CheckBrightenDualHealBanish
    Titan (108) Darkness constricts you...
    TP Gain reduced outside of ???
    The darkness gives a long gaze,
    which slithered like a snake.
    For a moment,
    You felt your heart being
    gripped.
    The ground shudders.
    A swarm is coming.
    SusieDamn! Its shield is
    back... Kris, take it
    down again!
    The darkness slithers.
    Darkness flows.
    A swarm is coming.
    The Titan's hands began to move
    once more.
    SusieWe almost got it! Keep
    taking down its shield,
    Kris!
    80% TP The atmosphere feels tense...
    (You can use UNLEASH!)
    Weakened RalseiATTACK!! Its DEFENSE is
    down!!
    Titan's DEFENSEs are dropped!
    ATTACKs will be super
    effective!
    Phase 2/3 ...
    With Old Man Your soul is shining... a new
    ACT appeared!
    Old Man gave candy!
    Old Man gave and
    candy!         Did... Did
    we do it...?     H-hey, wait!
    What is it...
    doing...?     It's...
    regenerating.
    Hey, Ralsei,
    how do we
    stop it!?     I... I don't
    know...
    It seems...
    it seems we
    were only...     ... damaging its
    outer shell.     As long as
    the inside is
    intact...     This battle...
    will just keep...     ... I suppose... We just have to...
    keep on fighting.     What're y'all
    givin' up for?     You're not out
    of ideas yet,
    are ya?     Old... old man!
    I thought you
    were...     I was lookin'
    for a change a'
    scenery...     But this is a
    bit ridiculous.     C'mon, let's
    get this fellow!     ... yeah!
    Kris! I got
    an idea...     But, uh... You're gonna
    have to put
    your life in
    my hands.     ... kinda,
    literally.     ... damn, what
    am I asking for!?     We both know
    I got this,
    right!?
    Let's go!!         CheckBrightenDualHealUnleash DualBuster Susie's Idea
    Mike Small Mike It's Mike!
    Mike keeps talking loudly, as
    he always does.
    Mike combs his head back.
    Mike is definitely a
    microphone!
    Cat Mike Mike dances silently, as he
    always does.
    Mike is definitely a cat!
    Mike seems to be a little too
    into the jazz music.
    Cowboy hat Mike Mike considers manipulating the
    volume.
    Mike is definitely a cowboy!
    Mike seems slightly
    uncomfortable in their jacket.
    Mikes Sounds like feedback.
    Which one's the real Mike!?
    Mike(s) are getting ready to
    turn it up!
    Mike is definitely...!?     Hey, nice to
    meetcha!     It's me, Motormouth Mike!
    The Micro Phone who
    croons and groans!     Nice of you to drop by...
    NOT! NOT AT ALL,
    NO no no!     Look with your private
    eyes! This is a private
    room, a private room,
    see!?     We are live, we are on
    air, we are recording,
    YOU are background
    noise! Get out!     ... Or these 48 volts
    ain't gonna be just
    for show!
    That's right!
    That's right!
    It's me, Mike!     Always has been,
    always will be!     They call me
    motormouth because
    I NEVER stop talking!
    EVER! Hahaha!     I'm sure you heard me.
    You did, didncha!?     You can't tune me
    out, nosiree,
    yessiree!     I'm always on the air,
    in the air, all around
    you, even within you!     NOW GET OUT!!!!
    Mike all day,
    Mike all night!     I'm the best and most
    beloved, Tenna's
    favorite! Hahaha!     Always there for him!
    Never not there!
    I'm always there!
    Never not!     I do his therapy,
    his psychology,
    his analogies,
    his first aid,
    his last aid,     His lemonade,
    his grenades,
    his eyedrops,
    his nose drops,
    His cough drops!     I tuck him in at
    night, I play
    his bedtime
    programs, I sing
    his theme song,     And most of all,
    I record everything
    he ever says,     And even some
    things he never says!     Now GET OUT!!! Huff... puff... I think Mike...
    Needs a little break...     I'll be back...
    In a sec...
    . . .
    Hey, don't look shocked!
    It's me, Mike!
    Mike, who famously
    loves to talk!     I'm going to talk
    right now! Listen!     . . . Did you hear?
    That was great,
    right!? Real
    verbose!!
    So I look a little
    different.
    Well what's the big
    deal!?     I just changed my
    outfit! That little
    costume was so
    cramped!     That's what was
    tiring me out!
    I still feel
    miserable!     . . . Miserable, I said.
    MISERABLE.     :-( All right, that's
    enough already.     I'm not feeling
    quite myself!!!
    I think I really
    need to take a break.     . . . I said, I think
    MIKE really needs
    to TAKE A BREAK!!!
    Nice to meet ya.
    It's me.
    Big mouth Mike.     Dey calls me dat,
    'cause I don'ts
    shaddup, see?     Dis is a private room.
    We got private
    uh, eyes. We been...
    investigatin' you.     we, uh...
    We like what we see.
    Keep it up.
    Uhh... Nice to meet ya.
    Some more.
    I'm still Mike.     Big Mouth Mike. Sorry, I mean
    motormouth Mike!!
    My name's
    motormouth Mike!!     Yea. Modern mouth
    Mike. You know.
    Nice to meet you.
    Some more again.
    It's me.     Modern Mike. And I,
    my mouth is big.
    Because I talk a lot.     Motormouth!!!
    Motormouth Mike!!!
    My name is motormouth!!
    Mike!!!     Yeah. What he's said. I'm motor Mike. MOTORMOUTH!!!!!! What does Mike say
    next.     Don't ask that, idiot!!
    YOU'RE mike!!!     Oh yeahs. So whys can't I say
    whatever's I want?     All right, that's it!! Look, I admit it!
    There's more than
    one Mike!!! More
    than one!!!     And now that you know,
    there's no way we can
    let you out of here
    alive!!!
    Usually, we split
    this all up!     One Mike does all
    the talking...     One Mike is the
    muscles...     ... And one Mike, uh,
    listens!     You gotta have
    a Mike that listens.
    Everyone thinks
    there's only one Mike.
    One!     But there ain't.
    There's, uh...
    Two.     Three!!! Sorry. I forget him
    cause he doesn't talk.
    But we can't let this
    get out! No...     If people knew there
    was more than one
    Mike...     Everybody would want
    to be Mike!!!     Well, we're not letting
    that happen!!     Boys... It's time for
    our ultimate attack!!     That ain't worked
    so good.     Boss, can we just
    use our normal
    attacks?     What? No, no way!! I mean, wait.
    These ARE
    our normal attacks!!     All right, take out
    your gun, buddy!!!     Wait, timeout, timeout!!!     Mike got pet!
    The Maus offered you a Fruit
    Bonus!     The Maus was bitten! Ralsei got pet!
    Mike's minigames BATTAT/JONGLER/PLUEY
    Pet Mike to play
    Pet Kris to quit
    (Default) Check SPELL/OKHeal OK
    healing
    85% TP     Susie cast OKHEAL!
    SPELL/Heal Can't
    use
    102% TP
    SPELL/BetterHeal Heal
    ally
    80% TP     Susie cast BetterHeal!

    Darker Candy (1) A candy that has grown sweeter with time.
    Said to taste like toasted marshmallow. +120HP     Heals
    120HP         Same as Dark Candy Battle Kris used the DARKER CANDY!
    AncientSweet (60) A chocolatey cone etched with arcane
    glyphs. Only Kris can eat it. +400 HP.     Kris only
    +400         SusieUgh! How old is this?!
    RalseiAww Kris, y-your favorite...     Battle Kris used the ANCIENTSWEET!
    Rhapsotea (61) A smooth, silvery drink. It sounds like
    whispered singing as it's poured. +115 HP.     Heals
    115HP         SusieSounds kinda like Noelle.
    Ralsei... the hymn of the prophecy.     Battle Kris used the RHAPSOTEA!
    Scarlixir (62) A red brew with a sickeningly fruity taste.
    Recovers 160 HP.     Heals
    160HP         SusieHell yeah! Cheers!
    RalseiY-yuck! Er, mmm, medicine?     Battle Kris used the SCARLIXIR!
    BitterTear (63) Bitter water that fell in droplets from the sky.
    Recovers all HP.     Heals
    All HP         Susie... Isn't that rain? Battle Kris used the BITTERTEAR!
    ShadowCrystal (13) You held the crystal up to your
    eye.     You looked through the glass. ... but nothing happened.
    It doesn't seem very useful.
    SheetMusic (30) Music that Susie attempted to transcribe.
    USE it to read it.         (It's a bit hard to read the
    characters, but it looks like
    this...)
    ClaimbClaws (31) Claws so small they conveniently can't
    be seen. Use them to climb up obvious walls.

    JingleBlade (50) A lance-like sword with red-and-white stripes.
    Perfect for jousting.         SusieSleigh the bad guys.
    RalseiMmm! Minty and festive!
    ScarfMark (51) A thin scarf with a deep sheen. Holy writing has
    been pressed into it, imbuing it with magic.         SusieHeheh... Don't write that on it!!
    RalseiI'll keep my place.
    JusticeAxe (52) It has no special powers. However, in order to
    attain this item, you became much stronger!         SusieWatch this, old man!
    Ralsei... isn't Susie amazing?
    Winglade (53) A majestic sword with a white feathered hilt.
    Slightly increases money won.         SusieDon't make me sneeze!
    RalseiTh-that tickles!
    AbsorbAx (54) A long, curved axe with an indent.
    Scoop up HP when you attack.         SusieScoopin' time.
    RalseiDon't scoop me!
    Waferguard (50) Although it looks brittle, it contains a magical
    energy that blunts damage on impact. +4DF         Susie(Don't eat it. Don't eat it.)
    RalseiIt's got drool on it. (Too bad)
    MysticBand (51) A silver armlet stained with amber.
    Increases magic only. MAG +4         SusieLet's go, Rude Buster!
    RalseiBehold! Heal Prayer!
    PowerBand (52) A silver armlet stained with red essence.
    Increases strength only. ATK +4         SusieBLOOD POWER ACTIVATE!
    RalseiI'm juiced up!
    PrincessRBN (53) Elegant lace ribbon with gloves,
    delicate enough to see through. +4 DEF +2 ATK         SusieNah. Gloves don't fit.
    RalseiCute! (Gloves don't fit)

    Kris (1) Attack: 17
    Defense: 2
    Magic: 0
    ???
    ??? Dog: Purify
    Guts: 3     0% ACT
    Susie (2) Attack: 22
    Defense: 2
    Magic: 3
    Rudeness 100
    Healing 15
    Guts: 4     50% Rude Buster Deals moderate Rude-elemental damage to
    one foe. Depends on Attack & Magic.
    Ralsei (3) Attack: 15
    Defense: 2
    Magic: 14
    ???
    Fluffiness 1
    Guts:     16% Pacify SPARE a tired enemy by putting them to sleep.
    32% Heal Prayer Heavenly light restores a little HP to
    one party member. Depends on Magic.

    Guei (27) A waxy spirit that generates
    ghastly flames. Though, not a
    "real" ghost per se, it has an
    aversion to whips, water, and
    the like.         LIKE Pot Roast
    DISLIKE Holywater     LEVEL 26
    ATTACK 20
    DEFENSE 14
    ELEMENT SPIRIT:FIRE
    Balthizard (28) An ancient aromancer, it
    generates magic incense and
    stores it in its steel shell.
    Easygoing, it gets along well
    with Guei.         LIKE Scent Candle
    DISLIKE Spinning fast     LEVEL 28
    ATTACK 14
    DEFENSE 30
    ELEMENT STEEL:SMELL
    Bibliox (29) An old sage who can't help but
    mumble. It is rumored that 1000
    spells are kepts within his
    beard.         LIKE Ancient Text
    DISLIKE Autocorrect     LEVEL 20
    ATTACK 14
    DEFENSE 14
    ELEMENT MAGIC
    Mizzle (30) The aqua fairy which slumbers
    in the "Water Cooler".
    Arbitrarily does fairy-like or
    princess-like things (as she
    pleases).         LIKE Bath bombs
    DISLIKE Alarm clock     LEVEL 31
    ATTACK 21
    DEFENSE 21
    ELEMENT WATER
    Wicabel (31) A witch who engages in musical
    rituals. Each song she plays is
    a magical charm that can change
    one's mood... though, isn't
    that all music?         LIKE Zen Bells
    DISLIKE Sightreading     LEVEL 33
    ATTACK 14
    DEFENSE 28
    ELEMENT STEEL:MUSIC
    Winglade (32) The witch's familiar, a living
    sword. Its greatest delight is
    being asked to carve graffiti.         LIKE Calligraphy
    DISLIKE Authoritarianism     LEVEL 32
    ATTACK 28
    DEFENSE 12
    ELEMENT BLADE
    Organikk (33) A philosopher who studies the
    ancient words. Their
    light-blocking mask is said to
    let them commune deeper with
    the truth of the dark.         LIKE Instrumentalism
    DISLIKE Knowing what that is     LEVEL 32
    ATTACK 26
    DEFENSE 22
    ELEMENT STEEL:MUSIC
    Miss Mizzle (34) A regular "Mizzle" who, after
    ages of worship, falsely
    believes herself to be of great
    royalty. Isn't even "HOLY"
    elemental.         LIKE Reverence
    DISLIKE Brutishness     LEVEL 38
    ATTACK 28
    DEFENSE 28
    ELEMENT WATER